You Don’t Know Your Mom Is Crazy Until You’re Older. Jose Sarduy - Full Special

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You don't know your mom is crazy until you're older, or at least Jose Sarduy didn't in this Full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who has a normal mom who gave you soup when you were sick, or whether you had a crazy mom who did something entirely different, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jose Sarduy is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@jdawg119 2 года назад

HE’S 42?! Wow he looks like he’s in his 20s

@husbeard 2 года назад

I thought he was maybe 32.

@mal_verdegaming6621 2 года назад

He stays active and healthy- crazy what physical excersise can do on the long run & a good diet too

@roxaskinghearts 2 года назад

thats what happens when you work out like a soldier you cant just work out you have to work out like a soldier

@vanillagod8966 2 года назад

he. Is. wHAT-

@Lizarddqueen79 2 года назад

He looks good. I’m also 42.

@kNotAfrayed 3 года назад

"That thing in your hand, it FLOATS!" I died...

@FamilySmithling 2 года назад

Same that part was funny.

@mrs.d2411 2 года назад

*IT FLOATS* 🤣🤣🤣

@jessicawerling9495 2 года назад

And the outrage he portrayed was perfect 😂

@celestewright7559 2 года назад

3:21

@seekeroftruth69 2 года назад

@@amandastakeonit7402 "the Liddo one"

@amandavirgadamo4196 Год назад

The laughter from this show helped to ease the pain of childbirth for me. I listened to this while I was having contractions with my youngest and it kept my spirits up and had my midwife dying laughing. Normally people choose music and other things to relax and I chose this episode. It was wonderful

@cedarpoplar Год назад

Mis. You're not alone. Sometimes I have very stressful days working in Construction and the only thing that keeps my head straight is a good laugh. Congrats on your giving childbirth.

@saryntoews Год назад

That’s so amazing!! Also congratulations to you and those in your life- wishing you a speed recovery as well

@jmatt4life Год назад

He does look Mexican.

@Angel2011 Год назад

Congratulations 🎊

@katrinagraves1088 Год назад

That's an awesome idea!

@maryburr3145 Год назад

Came upon this by accident and am blown away- his material is so original and he’s hilarious!

@Guitarbarella Год назад

Hes also gorgeous with being funny which helps.

@katlinekate3971 Год назад

Cubans can relate to this. I saw a chicken die at 7 , pigs, cows etc all delicious.

@LostboyXWife Год назад

me too

@navdeepsingh3508 Год назад

Blown away by the last joke.. 🤣

@tspks2128 9 месяцев назад

Yes he is hilarious 😂

@lizashworth5315 2 года назад

I thought I would finish watching this act to help me fall asleep.. My husband just begged me to go out of the room because I was laughing too hard and shaking the bed. And yes, I am tearing up.

@Freedomhunter24 2 года назад

Same… I almost busted a gut laughing so hard! I forwarded to my kids (my daughter’s bf family is Mexican) and all my latino(?) spanish(?) mexican(?) friends… Don’t know which label is PC… just know they all fire off rapidly in a language I only know what ‘puta’ means (& 1st learned word when an Italian patient called me that at 16 & my co-worker had to tell me it was not a compliment! Lol)…. This guy is hysterical

@jamiehatcher9785 2 года назад

Omg thats so freaky .....me too thats exactly what I did in my difance I did put hand over my mouth but the bed was still shaking n I woke him up! 😅 I guess comedy wasn't what we should hav choose to help us fall asleep next to our husbands...🤣🤣🤣

@Freedomhunter24 2 года назад

@@jamiehatcher9785 well at least y’all were not laughing at your husbands… that’s dicey. Hahaga

@DebHenry 2 года назад

it's 4am and i agree.

@BrunoBerryhoneybuns1370 2 года назад

that was funny by itself...a husband begging his wife to get out of bed hahaha!

@inyofacekid 3 года назад

I shadowed this guy during his approach shift as a student pilot and he’s was real funny cracking jokes with the others there. He’s in the perfect career field.

@RW-ob4en 3 года назад

So what you’re sayin’ is...I don’t want see him sitting in the cockpit of my commuter flight...!

@vmgreenspoon 3 года назад

@FightingIncorrectStereotypes 3 года назад

Now all I can think of is the old bill Engvall routine; “oh great, I got the funny pilot!”

@damiangrouse4564 3 года назад

@@RW-ob4en With his training and experience. I would want him in any flight my family is in

@larrydee9370 3 года назад

I'd pay to se em My new comedian Can't wait to hear More

@paperknit Год назад

This dude is AMAZING!! His chicken story had me in tears!!! First time I've cried crying listening to any stand-up. No cursing, no dirty jokes. Just pure talent.

@Aunnie12 8 месяцев назад

My mom actually wrung a chicken’s neck in front of me once! I was so horrified! But heck I was a grown woman!!! Love this little dude!

@thepinkBra1 7 месяцев назад

That's one of the rules of dry bar comedy in Provo, UT

@franbowstherapycenter9319 7 месяцев назад

His chicken story is absolute **GOLD**

@tunanocrust5089 4 месяца назад

You should check out Jim gaffigan

@lindalape8493 Год назад

He proves comedy can be clean and still be hilarious 😂

@lytuy7952 Год назад

His last joke sure wasn't too clean. Lol

@navdeepsingh3508 Год назад

Clean? He had a whole as nuclear joke in end

@calisongbird 11 месяцев назад

Can we just stop with the sanctimonious “clean comedy” posts already? It’s tiresome and unoriginal.

@naheleshiriki5496 11 месяцев назад

Bro, his content features cough drops being shoved up his butt and chickens being killed in front of him. What about that is clean?

@eeslagrakee1514 10 месяцев назад

so does all of dry bar 😂

@jlrainbowpie400 2 года назад

Now anytime I see someone playing a cello I'm only going to be able to hear a Cuban man yelling "THAT THING IN YOUR HAND IT FLOATS!!"

@ayyylmao101 Год назад

THE INFLECTION WAS SO GOOD LOOOOL

@dennisrod5808 Год назад

And the one playing the little one, nah, he’s gonna die 🤣🤣🤣

@OGMann 11 месяцев назад

The guy with the small one is going to die, though.

@777LadyPhoenix 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@bow_wow_wow 3 года назад

"How am I going to explain this back at accounting?" - I'm an accountant and this had me in tears!

@LY43537 3 года назад

Am I the only one that was thinking, “Who is gonna know what a pirate’s signature looks like? Just scribble something.”

@waynelkduarte45 3 года назад

This Joe guys a riot

@jennifercoleman6218 3 года назад

Sounds like it could be an episode of MASH lol 😂

@yevettebamber4273 3 года назад

Oh I agree. I know the ppl I have dealt with in accounting. I was crying I laughed so hard

@aliciarains6245 3 года назад

Same here!!! I was like...SIGN IT!!!

@happinesscomesinwaves5534 Год назад

As a Cuban myself, I am so happy to see another Cuban be funny and great.

@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain 3 месяца назад

Can you swim tho

@happinesscomesinwaves5534 3 месяца назад

Not to save my life, no lmao but I came with a visa unlike you. 😂@@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain

@shannaa4101 Год назад

My sister 39 and I discovered Jose when she was going through intense Chemotherapy. It really helped us to be able to laugh together then my 4 young sons heard it and fell in love with this routine and they can all literally quote it word for word so now we watch it in remembrance of laughing with her during that hard time. It helps remember her as happy . If you ever come to Chattanooga or Atlanta area to do this routine I will definitely want to bring my boys .

@htmc2022 2 месяца назад

Does that mean she passed away - I am so sorry - sad for you and your kids. Glad you have happy memories❤❤❤❤❤

@cassandrastone7297 2 года назад

This man seems so pure and wholesome, very rare. Somebody that I’d let my children watch. I hope he goes far in his career and doesn’t change. He’s perfect!

@hawaiigirl8089 2 года назад

He is hilarious 😆 i love this!

@robinbaker6465 2 года назад

It's so refreshing to hear someone that's so funny and doesn't ruin it with filthy language. Go far Jose. You're also very easy on the 👀 eyes. Keep up the good work.

@christinepierce7560 2 года назад

@@robinbaker6465 👩‍🎤 This version was for Dry Bar. He’s got many other stand up performances for those of us who believe in the 1st Amendment to The Constitution of the United States of America 🇺🇸 which is Freedom of Speech.✌️

@robinbaker6465 2 года назад

@@christinepierce7560 absolutely. I have the right to carry a concealed weapon too and I'm licensed . Can you exercise those rights, or do u have no cwp?

@Happyhippy70 2 года назад

@@robinbaker6465 agreed

@meno4054 2 года назад

Never heard of this guy, but he is freaking hilarious.

@paulfrank4551 2 года назад

Hope he makes it big and makes good money at it

@TheTyrann0s 2 года назад

This video randomly showed up as a suggestion, the only reason I actually clicked on it because I also have a crazy mom, and now I couldn’t be happier I did lol 😂

@tonimausey 2 года назад

Same I havent laughed this Hard in a while.

@aliciagarrison6299 2 года назад

I'm right there with you. This randomly popped up and I decided to click on it. This guy is hilarious 🤣! Never heard of him. It's so weird bc he looks like someone I went to school with in Alabama that also went into the military but Army and for the number of years and they're the same age SMH. Anyway needed a good laugh! Thanks so much!

@Irishjay-gu5pb 2 года назад

YES!!!! So glad I found him, he's sooo funny!!

@lennefujimura Год назад

As a fan of dark, offensive and brutal humor, dripping with irony, satire and verbal terrori*m, I consider a sign of a true comedic genius to make me fall in love with so called "clean material". I've rewatched him more times than Bill Burr himself.

@andreakimwilliams1224 Год назад

That's exactly what I said!

@Olubumni 11 месяцев назад

Same here.

@ivyhofmann1077 Год назад

Nearly forty minutes of non-stop laughter. He is hilarious--perfect timing, great stories. I came upon this by accident, but I am now a huge fan!

@preciousone5496 Год назад

Me, too! 😁

@marlene-rr2ih 3 года назад

"You never know how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you"

@MsGingerBread0216 3 года назад

It's the truth too. My most beloved and perfect child is weird as can be. Preturnaturally odd. And kids treat her the same way they treated me at her age. (It's all good, her time is coming, people often don't appreciate real redheads until about Senior year of HS, then we are magic.) But not long ago, my mom mentioned one of her quirks in the context of how I needed to break her of it. And I'm like--- Uh, why do you think I can break *her* of it, **you** couldn't break **ME** of it, and ***Nannaw*** couldn't break ***YOU*** of it either!!! She's basically boned, until she hits the age when kids figure out she's awesome enough to be worth the weird!

@caligulasAquarius 3 года назад

BAHAHAHA. My dad said the same thing too me. He said i was the clone of Him

@crazyratlady3438 3 года назад

Lol I knew..and my son is so me, about to be 21, so he's actually more like I was 20+yrs ago..so I get to be mad and sorry at the same time lol.

@dorothymcmahon9995 3 года назад

Great observation

@MsEss2011 3 года назад

Yes 😆

@SlimKeith11 3 года назад

This guy is awesome!! I've never seen him before. I"m having a lousy morning, my brother died and this guy made me laugh for the first time in a few days. I'm grateful.

@jamesmaddison4493 3 года назад

Hello How are you doing

@vickilark2608 3 года назад

I'm sorry for your loss.

@elfaygobaca 3 года назад

I’m so sorry to hear about your brother.

@themostcraftynurse3914 3 года назад

I’m so sorry about your brother friend. How are you? Please know I’m keeping you in my prayers.

@melissamartindale4431 3 года назад

Laughter IS healing. Then again, I can't imagine the loss...how are you doing? Truly asking.

@sarasolomon4812 Год назад

I CRIED laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. His timing is impeccable as well!

@Patricia-go3wg 7 месяцев назад

Yes..me too.. I got some good new his morning about my cancer..but this video made my day..

@dennisrod5808 Год назад

As a Cuban born and a US service member as well, I couldn’t be more proud of this guy. So funny my stomach and jaw hurts from laughing. Can’t wait to see more from this guy. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@anamazingtime8354 3 года назад

Omg, Jose is so fricking funny! He DOES look like a cop. 😅

@JR-lv9nb 3 года назад

You must be high . Cause this e glish cigarette isn't funny at all

@phillipstroll7385 3 года назад

He looks like a good and proud American to me.

@suzanneblaylock9598 3 года назад

No he doesn't look like a cop he looks more like a funny guy playing soccer on a Saturday

@MsZzSmith 3 года назад

It’s that military background. You can’t beat it out of them.

@davidelder756 3 года назад

Adrian brody

@hookbeak3516 3 года назад

I'm of the age most comedy just washes over me with an occasional smirk, but this guy bought tears to my eyes. Its his animated body behaviour, his facial expressions, his timing is spot on being former USAF. Brilliant show, the audience is his barometer of comedy.

@scorpogee6280 3 года назад

Couldn't stop laughing! I'm a former AF and I went to see the Academy and the cathedral while in the AF. Flew there in a DC-10. Scared all the way there since we had to fly low enough to breathe. No pressurized cabin. Looking down at the ground below 10,000 ft gives you an appreciation of how hard the ground would feel if you crashed.

@ponytailalogginalong5882 3 года назад

SAME HERE. HE IS GOLDEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN THE BARRACKS.

@ponytailalogginalong5882 3 года назад

I also think he EASILY IS THE VOICES of Cotton Hill & Dale Gribble!!

@ponytailalogginalong5882 3 года назад

Oh JESUS! I am now crying, wheezing , & laughing & about peed my pants. My Lord, we deserve a real comedian again!! TAKE MY MONEY FOR REAL. "I just tried to punch a fart in the air!"

@scorpogee6280 3 года назад

@@ponytailalogginalong5882 I bet he could come up with a dozen jokes alone on bouncing a quarter on the bed!

@kaijade588 Год назад

You, sir, are absolutely brilliant!! One of the funniest Dry Bar sets I've seen!! I also don't believe you are 42!! You don't look a day over 25!!

@aubreybain7751 4 месяца назад

It’s because he doesn’t have children 😂

@timmytschudi7622 Год назад

He is easily one of my favorite comedians ever ! Not just in dry bar. The bit with his roommate farting. Killed me !!!

@jenhuffine7030 2 года назад

He’s like the Cuban Andy Samberg, love it. Laughed my butt off!

@kingayy9267 2 года назад

He _does_ kind of look like him. Funny comparison!

@jesusislord3164 2 года назад

@@kingayy9267 oh good. I thought OP was calling Andy Samberg funny there for a minute.

@eps3154 2 года назад

I was thinking he looks like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was funny instead of crazy

@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 2 года назад

and he sounds a bit like Hiccup from How to train your dragon.

@taylorpratt6287 2 года назад

@@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 kinda, thats jay Baruchel from knocked up, she’s out of my league, this is the end.

@es_three232 3 года назад

As a cuban from Miami that joined the Navy but worked as an Aircraft mechanic. I found this very relatable.

@rhythmicmessenger 3 года назад

Thank you for your service!

@l.correll 3 года назад

You are American, and human. Thank you for what you've done for us.

@joshuaamericanevans 3 года назад

I'm an Oklahoman conservative and I say thank you for serving our country Freedom ain't free brother thank you

@mtndew2013hg 3 года назад

Thank you for your service man

@anastasiabeaverhausen8652 3 года назад

AMS3 here! What kind of airdale were you?

@princesscarla2089 Год назад

As soon as he said he went to the Academy. I literally got tears in my eyes. What a great kid. Welcome to the USA. Glad you’re here and you make me laugh.!!!!!❤

@andreakimwilliams1224 Год назад

Omg, he needs a big time comedy special! The ability to have me dying laughing with clean comedy is rare; that's talent!

@kevinclause4p55p5 3 года назад

This guy isn't a comedian. He's a great story teller and hero

@scarlettpildes163 3 года назад

BRAVO TO BRAVE AMERICANS LIKE THIS GUY!

@jennifercoleman6218 3 года назад

That's what makes him a good comedian. Fluffy is like that and so was robin williams

@Resters52_official 3 года назад

you can be all three of those things

@Crossword131 3 года назад

He's worked hard to be that good. Don't take comedian. Just add the others.

@Agentname69 3 года назад

Proof that you can come to America and be anything

@lawnmowerman8922 3 года назад

Jason killed it

@graceamerican3558 3 года назад

lol

@kylorenthehusky2584 3 года назад

Lol. You have nice arms 👍🏼😀

@heatherbrewer2144 3 года назад

Uh, Jose😆😆😆

@lilmommalady76 3 года назад

😂

@Rose-uf1eh 3 года назад

Lmao 😂

@sharonwitt4596 Год назад

Finally comedy worth watching without foul language 🎉❤😊🎉😂

@RocketJ514 Год назад

I so totally agree! Swearing doesn't make anything funny, it just makes the person sound ignorant.

@saar144 Год назад

Snowflake alert

@riz4261 Год назад

Brilliant - just brilliant at painting art with words an mimic. I watch a ton of stand up but man, the best policeman ever 😂😂

@pony3284 Год назад

Ya he could stop criminals with his jokes easily 😂

@Fly65Helos1 2 года назад

As the daughter of a Cuban immigrant, I approve this segment 😂

@Fly65Helos1 2 года назад

@Hamish Banish I’m sorry but I’m not understanding the question to the context of the video. Maybe you could rephrase. No one ever said they weren’t American….

@Lorlornyo 2 года назад

@Hamish Banish get over yourself geesh she put a laughing emoji, if you can’t take a joke you’re on the wrong comment feed.

@lovetoshare1979 Год назад

@Hamish Banish read her comment and see her emoji. She just wants just want to joke about it. Words can go in both directions, negative and positive. Being kind to one another is something that we should do. I am very careful when responding to others. The NoClue Gardener, thanks for a kind response to Hamish.

@Tobaccorhoda 3 года назад

I wish my dad, who was deputy chief of staff at the Air Force Academy, could’ve heard this.He flew cargo planes too, Jose. C124s. He’s buried at the Academy. Thank you for your service and thank you for your comedy.

@mmamallama1827 3 года назад

I’m sorry for your loss Rhoda 🙏🏻 There are so many things I wish I could share with my Dad too. I’m more like him with every passing year.

@graceamerican3558 3 года назад

🇺🇸

@sarahdoanpeace3623 2 года назад

So sorry for your loss. Thank you for your sacrifices too.

@Daniper1 2 месяца назад

❤❤

@heathersmithee6475 Год назад

One of my favorite comedians! Thank you for your service Jose! Keep up the laughter!

@josiekeys7669 Год назад

A great comedian with clean materials. Thanks for your service, wish you well in this next stage of your career.

@bbocfreak Год назад

So glad he has a second special!! 😂😂😂🎉

@mallorykane2843 Год назад

oh shoooot thanks for this i didn't know

@sixtyfiveroses2968 2 года назад

I loved the totally new, non-repetitive material! So refreshing to watch, I also love that he doesn’t curse, but he still managed to make everybody laugh just as much.

@supposedly1-2 2 года назад

well it is dry bar you're not allowed to curse. i've seen some awesome acts on here and then you find them on youtube and they are disgusting with the cursing and vulgarity. Being military he's probably not a clean comedian!

@christinagonzalez6010 Год назад

He has other stuff that’s not on DryBar and he drops the F bomb in the first minute. Very disappointing. 😏 I turned it off.

@Mamacat1357 Год назад

words. "I don't think anybody should have to pay money at the box office to hear what they can read on restroom walls," Red Skelton

@susanostmann7273 Год назад

This guy is hilarious 😆

@deborahwood9304 Год назад

I hadn't even noticed ... that speaks to how unnecessary it is when the humor itself is outstanding.

@mamaduck308 3 года назад

Laughing so hard while nursing my baby that I did that deep cough/laugh. Baby stopped nursing and looked truly worried at me. I’ve never laughed so hard since he’s been born (and probably not for any other comedian on this channel). This guy is amazing. 😂

@lydiaj7492 3 года назад

I felt that in my soul 😅

@KristiContemplates 2 года назад

Reading your comments, and got an ad for cough drops. The first time my baby had that look of deep concern on his face was when he was 90 seconds old, and saw his father for the first time

@maryj7423 2 года назад

Congrats on your new baby! Postpartum laughter is much needed!🥰🙌

@juliemc9947 2 года назад

Bless 😇🌺💌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿but how could you not 😂I’ve got the worst headache now with laughing tooooo much ✊🏼⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@jdmandsuch6739 2 года назад

This comment made me laugh all over again... 😂

@debraseale6867 6 месяцев назад

Don't know Jose popped up on my phone this A.M. but my day is gonna be fantastic because he did. Start every day laughing!

@ZainaDancer Год назад

Whenever I'm having a bad day, this is my go-to to make me smile and laugh (especially where his mom kills the chicken, LOL)! Thank you, Jose! 🤣

@bearlyalive9669 2 года назад

I love how expressive he is with his hands and face, the one with his mom and the construction worker made me know exactly how the mom reacted I love it

@celinasantana1815 2 года назад

It’s probably because he’s Latin and I am the same way. We use our hands A LOT and very animated.

@anianthony2902 2 года назад

@@celinasantana1815 same with Africans

@rorell 2 года назад

This is actually the most I've ever laughed at in my life, seriously. My mom (who was watching the Olympics next to me) asked me if I was okay, and my sister came in because she heard me laughing from a room 3 or 4 meters away from me because she thought I was crying.

@destineecox8991 2 года назад

He really does make you laugh so hard you cry 😂😂

@CurlyMedic03 2 года назад

We live on a farm, My Nana use to pick up chickens & do that . Don't ever name any of your future food .

@seancain2216 2 года назад

Dude, same. I've watched this multiple times. And I have to cover my mouth every time because of how hard I'm laughing.

@MavenEagleV 2 года назад

I watched this with my mom and she was dying laughing like verge of tears 🤣

@lisadial9740 2 года назад

@@CurlyMedic03 I was a 6 year old city child (Lexington, Ky). We would visit my grandparents on their farm in Campbellsville, Ky. It's been 50 years now, but I still remember every second of the chicken spinning, right down to the choking sounds. No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh myself sick.

@anneearley6328 4 месяца назад

I can relate to this guy. I grew up on a ranch in southern Az. About four times a summer my tiny little, very ladylike grandmother, who spoke perfect spanish, would call the mexican ranch hands up to the house to help butcher the young roosters. She would use a hatchet, finish off a dozen roosters in ten minutes. The ranch hands would just twist their heads off. My brother and I would head for the hills for the whole day to avoid the feathers, heads and feet. We never back talked my grandmother. When you see a five foot ninety pound woman hack a rattlesnack into a dozen pieces before it even has a chance to rattle, you know who's in charge.

@hunterpynchon8319 3 месяца назад

I found Dry Bar about a year or so ago. Jose is truly one of the best of the best. I literally wear a smile the whole show through. I have given friends and family links to his show. I have watched his shows at least 5, if not more, times over. It never gets boring; he tells stories about himself and family without saying anything bad about them. He shows you how to laugh at yourself and everyday incidents.

@ZapDash 2 года назад

This was solid the whole way through, but the ending had me in stitches. I hope he gets more specials!

@tedtod4489 2 года назад

✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

@kellycook3914 2 года назад

@@tedtod4489 keep going with the science! Get rid of the god delusion and be liberated!

@jesusislord3164 2 года назад

@@tedtod4489 amen brother

@hmwhitt82 2 года назад

@@tedtod4489 I believe in Jesus also, but was this REALLY the place? As a true Christian we are supposed to "love one another" and lead others with kindness and show God's love by our actions. Not shove our beliefs to others who are not interested. Be ready to share, don't barge in and force it. Forcing your beliefs on others won't convince them to join your beliefs, it will push them in the complete opposite direction. All the same, Be blessed.

@marilyns6209 2 года назад

@@hmwhitt82 Missionaries both in America and overseas go to places where no one is thinking or caring about Jesus. Some people may have never been exposed to the ramifications of the Good News of Jesus and how important He is for their eternal welfare. This may be the first time some people have had to think about Him. Ted Tod just gave them some food for thought. I considered it to be a commercial break. 🙂

@linebrunelle1004 2 года назад

as a veteran I appreciate your humour. as a mom I nearly died laughing. thank you

@raapyna8544 2 года назад

Terrifying combination

@diedtolive1383 Год назад

If they made his life into a movie, you betcha I'm running to theaters the moment it comes out ready to laugh my heart out

@VelvetSerpent Год назад

It has been so long since I have seen such a gifted comedian! José's physicality and timing is so spot on!! Definitely, an entertaining show!!

@Gabethesloth 3 года назад

The “why is there cocaine falling from the sky” got me

@sirnicholas5542 2 года назад

Musta thought the other Floridians got there before him

@kabindu 3 года назад

He is genuinely funny. Real easy on the eyes too! He killed me with "She was a pretty lady, she got ugly real fast"🤣🤣🤣

@russproffitt2820 2 года назад

That last story practically had me rolling on the floor! It was so hilarious and my sides are hurting from laughing so hard and long!! Really enjoyed his humor!!!👍👌

@adorable3817 2 года назад

Looks a little like a young Tom Cruise (back when I used to like him)

@huneebunee 2 года назад

@@adorable3817 yep .. I agree with you on that.

@huneebunee 2 года назад

Just need shades

@andiesbeauty 2 года назад

That was a great story

@cleladurham8630 Год назад

This guy is totally amazing he is so funny I'm sitting here trying to eat breakfast been on the road traveling on the interstate nothing about Chuck myself to death because I'm laughing so hard he is unbelievably funny and so relatable looks he does look very very young around he is lucky to have a mama like he had and he is a very very very talented young man go man go

@jogrove2380 Год назад

I come back and watch this skit whenever I'm having a bad day. I will never stop loving this 😆

@userhome3601 3 года назад

The difference between a fairy tale and a military story: One starts with "Once upon a time" and the other starts with "No s**t, this really happened.

@sandy_sd10 3 года назад

For real

@graceamerican3558 3 года назад

Too true.

@momomizzle5454 3 года назад

Umm. Just going to say it...your accent is hot lol

@thadcassell2261 3 года назад

Grew up in a military family and the way I normally hear the story the person starts off with “so there I was”

@terrywestin8349 3 года назад

So true

@Taylor-uh3od 3 года назад

"We're at a taco bell in Denver, BRAD" Got me 😂😂

@denisepleines1513 2 года назад

Guy behind counter is named is named Chip!!!

@beteljuice5252 Год назад

Most hilarious guy without cussing I've heard besides Mike Birbiglia. I save this video to watch after work to relax and have a good laugh. Thank you Jose Sarduy, I salute you! Love this ♥️🔥😂😂 Showed this to my husband and he was on the floor 😆

@moonsting Год назад

Who's here again, just to refresh before watching his 2nd show that just dropped? 👏👏👏 Awesome Jose 💯

@korencloud318 Год назад

That thing in your hand, it floats!!

@hunterproductions4904 Год назад

LOL, yep😂

@dallasmore6703 2 года назад

This guy is hillarious! Cubans are some of the most America loving, patriotic people i've ever met.

@Housee01 2 года назад

🙄

@teeroy7973 2 года назад

@@Housee01 What even is this response?

@hanseldsilva2393 2 года назад

@@teeroy7973 That's called a lazy troll

@jonathanbeets397 2 года назад

Because they have actually lived socialism and see the difference in real time... USA is a gift to the world.

@theperson431 2 года назад

@@jonathanbeets397 That's true. As a person who lives in a country that's neither capitalist nor socialist, I think both are undemocratic systems.

@DumpTrump4TRE45ON 2 года назад

"I'm in the Airforce not the Cirq du Soleil". That is fantastic, I couldn't breathe. Great writing, impeccable performance. 10/10

@lieliebaby Год назад

As a Latina that also 'passes' as 'white', I find this hilariously relatable. Also, you do look like a policeman.

@esterwyman 8 месяцев назад

TRY HAVING RED HAIR 👩🏻‍🦰 AND FRECKLES

@GaryBall-vb2jk 6 месяцев назад

It's not a doors or salesman trying to sell a Hoover vacuum cleaner I'm glad he looks like a policeman 👮‍♀️

@GaryBall-vb2jk 6 месяцев назад

Undercover ICE

@alicebrunette3057 2 месяца назад

I just saw him at the USAF Academy. He’s as nice in person as he is on screen. Self deprecating about his USAF career. A pilot! Amazing! Bravo on ur success, Jose!

@CemeterySpider 3 года назад

I NEED MORE OF THIS GUY

@LillianOglethorpe 3 года назад

Agree 1,000%

@0508ladyluck 3 года назад

Iskakzk

@karahunter5015 3 года назад

Same!!

@jenniferyoung5932 3 года назад

Yes! I do too! 😂😂😂😂 I'm coughing bc I'm laughing so hard!

@jilianvan8165 3 года назад

@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Yes, he's a natural! Can anybody tell his last name ? It is not on my you tube site. Thanks!

@poppylove3673 3 года назад

I was listening to this around 1:00am, and accidentally woke up my husband, laughing out loud! I had my earbuds, listening and trying to be be quiet, but laughing without making a sound at first..., my husband told me later, he thought I was silently crying, until I couldn’t hold back any longer! I broke out laughing out loud! I was apologizing to my poor hubby, I’m sorry honey, 😂 and he was just glad to know everything was alright, and amused that I was finding something so funny to be laughing like I was! 😂

@ijebubaby9612 3 года назад

I love a story like this

@jamieleeleblanc 3 года назад

Hahaha hahaha, I just did the same thing to my wife.

@deanabriscoe4767 2 года назад

To funny 😁 Same. Earbuds in bed watching laughing was glad I found something so amusing that made laugh.

@adorable3817 2 года назад

You share a bed with your husband??? 😅 I get to have my own room 🥰🙏 I can laugh whenever I want, talk on the phone, turn on the light - any time of day or night 👍 I know that no everyone can afford separate rooms, so I apologize if you're in a bad financial Situation.

@adorable3817 2 года назад

@@jamieleeleblanc you and your wife share a bed. It's what society exepcts - that's normal. Nothing to do with common sense though 😊✌🌈🌱💜

@nathantinsley783 6 месяцев назад

Absolutely hysterical!!! This guy is great! I have tears in my eyes, my abs hurt, and I feel to the floor. 5 out of 5 stars!!!!

@MidWestLife2022 Год назад

Mr. Sarduy thank you so much for this skit!! Its so refreshing to hear clean comedy and it still make you laugh til you cry. I truly needed the laughter you provided me with tonight. Laughter is one of the best medicines available to us. Thank you for providing just what the doctor prescribed.

@yaimamartinez9576 2 года назад

There were actually Cubans on the Titanic, and they did survived. 😂😂

@bebeade71 2 года назад

Really?!!!😳

@eps3154 2 года назад

The best info is in the comments! 😂😂😂👍

@lizzycc123 2 года назад

OMG I'm floored if this is true.

@camerons.5001 2 года назад

thank you

@tattii4u 2 года назад

Servando Jose Florentino Ovies y Rodríguez, was the sole Cuban aboard the Titanic. The 36-year-old worked in the import business in Havana where he lived with his wife, Eva Lopez del Vallardo and son, Ramon Servando. Although a first-class passenger, Rodríguez was not able to make it out of the sinking alive.

@renee2292 2 года назад

I laughed so long and so hard that my cat became concerned and came to check on me. She is literally crawling over me as i type this. Thank you. :D

@Roller76 2 года назад

Haha classic. Funny how our pets will check on us like that.

@enviromental2565 2 года назад

🐱😻Sweet kitty.

@Yosho359 2 года назад

Reminds me of my kitty when he’d do this when I watched comedy stuff.

@jamesmcinnis208 2 года назад

"literally"

@jjleb85 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@user-xv4it6hb6b Год назад

I was cleaning my kitchen while listening to this…my Sprite ended up all over the counter, floor & mail during a spit take I was laughing so hard! Also, thank you for your service, sir.

@janieskelton-christian7652 7 месяцев назад

This guy is hilarious!! And I like that he finds humor in his own culture and share with everyone!

@AS-zn3zd 2 года назад

He looks so young, but speaks so old school - unbelievable!

@amandalouise9046 2 года назад

he looks a little like Tom Cruise´s brother

@yashereen 2 года назад

He's 42--doesn't look it!

@Skittlez_apex 2 года назад

@@yashereen how is this dude 42

@missylearned9821 2 года назад

@@Skittlez_apex Basque ancestry/genetics. A huge portion of Cubans have it.

@Christina-71 2 года назад

Because he doesn't have kids, haha!

@jiphy 2 года назад

I have never Laughed this hard For so long At a fart joke. I'm literally Wiping my eyes dry now.

@yaganomabaatuolkuu3702 2 года назад

Same here, still trying to calm down.

@AARON_McKenzie 2 года назад

Same, it's funnier being veteran. 8 years in the Army. Omgosh that was so funny

@RomyaRana 2 года назад

Yeah being a veteran this hits so hard, you imagine you and your roommate standing there waiting for the inspection and this just cracks you up 🤣🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045 2 года назад

@@RomyaRana go ARMY vets. Was also in the ARMY in 1994

@vilhelmhammershoi3871 7 месяцев назад

I can't believe how incredibly funny José is! Brilliant! Had me laughing out loud!

@ArmyScoutMom Год назад

I can watch this video over and over and still laugh so hard. I have a son in the military and he is just like those two guards Jose was talking about. Spot on description. I lost it 😂😂😂

@luckystar12315 2 года назад

As a parent to a sore loser, the "thank you" resonates in my soul.

@milliesecond102 2 года назад

@Lydia Hughes I realize where I went wrong with my son. He talks down to me and thinks he knows more. I should have killed a chicken in front of him a loooong time ago.🤦‍♀️

@spacebar9733 2 года назад

@@milliesecond102 That are me?

@milliesecond102 2 года назад

@@spacebar9733 late night typing and the auto correct on my phone 🤦‍♀️

@islandbotanysoapco 2 года назад

I did kill a chicken in front of my daughter when she was 10! She pretended to faint and yelled you’re a monster! Good times. Lol!🤣🤣🤣She still turned out rude and entitled. She’s an only child.

@KB-zh4dx 2 года назад

@Lydia Hughes lol we live on a farm. Killing a chicken and then having your kids help you clean it then made a large pot of chicken and dumplings. It's called teaching your kids the facts of life. My daughter was 4 at the time. She bragged about how good that rooster tasted🤣 what do you teach your kids the burgers are grown at McDonald's?

@Itching2bfree 2 года назад

This guy is a great storyteller!! And his act is clean!!

@summerd7668 2 года назад

I think he is more funny because of how clean his act is. There are so many comedians I want to like so much but, I don't because they can't keep it clean.

@xaphire6m.860 2 года назад

If any comedian performs on Drybar they all have to keep it clean. Standard procedure.

@Littlebirdinatree Год назад

He is so hundsome. 😍

@moomoozxzx2 Год назад

Cannot remember the last time I laughed that uncontrollably!!! 🤣

@tiaansea3319 2 года назад

18:55 I knew it from his stance, he's part of the armed forces. Good humour, can't stop laughing. God bless his Cuban parents. 😂

@sumbynum 2 года назад

I was looking for this, I hate putting repeats up when you could've scrolled a lil and found the same you thought and agree.

@cassiebrooke2490 2 года назад

I didn't notice that until I saw this comment, I went back and watched it. Its so cool that you noticed this

@rosc2022 2 года назад

Yep. The belt buckle was a dead giveaway.

@somerandomdude4365 2 года назад

He is so good at shaping a mental image for me I felt like I was watching an actual comedy movie

@idowuoyeleye7514 Год назад

This made me laugh so much, my colleagues at work had to rush into my office to see what's wrong with me This is a very wonderful comedy piece

@renolaunderwood5763 6 месяцев назад

I came across this guy last week & Ive watched it everyday,this guy is hilarious. His timing is on point.

@Luv_brd 2 года назад

He’s amazing! Such a nice breath of fresh air. I listen to a lot of comedy and I appreciate that he isn’t vulgar like most comedians I watch haha plus I like that he doesn’t just joke about his shortcomings or how depressing life is and stuff, he’s wholesome and such a joy to watch!!

@cruisepaige 2 года назад

I love drybar

@grandmalovesmebest 2 года назад

Im from Miami. I love Hispanics making fun of themselves.

@tedtod4489 2 года назад

@agonizin 2 года назад

@@tedtod4489 growing in size yes. There’s nothing diminishing, only thing that’s happening is slowly energy is being converted to heat. You’re comparing different things :/

@sarahdoanpeace3623 2 года назад

Exactly

@crazychick4x4 2 года назад

My boyfriend started telling me to breath because i was laughing so hard it was causing my asthma to act up! XD The ending had me in stitches!!!

@Etuffly 2 года назад

I had a full-on wheezing asthma attack because I laughed so hard.

@toniamcdonald1838 2 года назад

Same. I need my inhaler. 😂😂

@ashleyclark3603 Год назад

I've listened to his videos multiple times and still get tears in my eyes laughing so hard!

@mariavalente5018 Год назад

I think Jose Sarduy is so cute and funny. It's a breath of fresh air to be listening and laughing at clean comedy, I can't stand it when there is swearing, and worse sometimes.

@nicolettagiuliani4842 3 года назад

This dude is the real life Jake Peralta! Please tell me I'm not the only one that sees it 😂😂

@samtraji1 3 года назад

His pilot cousin from cuba Jose peralta

@megangaillour9831 3 года назад

I was literally thinking the same thing!!

@monsieurpickles9230 3 года назад

Ugh he does look so much like Andy Samberg!!!! And his personality is very NINE-NINE!

@itsannaluh5362 3 года назад

I was totally thinking that

@aleynahallie9506 3 года назад

Thats what I though

@Yocasta05 2 года назад

I saw this with my 8 year old son and he was “ his mom sounds just like you.” 🤣 I love everything about his show and I have to agree with most of the comments here. He is an excellent story teller! ¡No me aburrí en lo absoluto en ninguna parte del video! 👏🏼

@noelc2 2 года назад

Lol

@isabelt.rodriguez3843 2 года назад

Verdad ?

@Gifted.LIl.Thang884 2 года назад

Your son has humor thsts cool..

@murrijuana2842 2 года назад

Women like you raise men with anger issues.

@kgejalaxmikanthaswamy5551 6 месяцев назад

One of the best Dry Bar comedians... clean and great jokes!

@Kellers_Mom Год назад

Oh man, I totally enjoyed him from the beginning all the way to the end. I could relate to so much of his skit I was just about in tears from laughing so hard. I am so very grateful for the laughter he brought me tonight. I so needed it. I really hope to see much, much more of Jose.

@mariawalker6523 2 года назад

My Father, speaks with an accent; he’s Mexican. I thought it was “normal” for me, being a 5 yr old, to translate. It’s very easy to relate.

@absolutelybagel2218 2 года назад

It is pretty normal because it’s easier for young people to learn languages

@LizzyRants 2 года назад

@@absolutelybagel2218 fact. I'm South Sudanese and we immigrated to the US when I was 10 and I was fluent in English within 6 months. I was translating at doctor's offices, schools, Homeland Security, etc. It was wild 😂

@artslife4424 2 года назад

Luke, who's your Daddy

@cloudysky2 3 года назад

Not only is he funny and hits home with my childhood history, he's also nice eye candy!

@StretchOnYT 3 года назад

hahahaha he really is a young looking fellow

@antayafairless9028 3 года назад

Imagine if a man said this about a woman lol

@justtagrrly 3 года назад

So objectifying pfff lol

@haunted-but-holy 3 года назад

@@antayafairless9028 they do. All the time. What's your point?

@victoriaalexander512 3 года назад

Yes he definitely is ! 👏😁

@maureengauthier6553 8 месяцев назад

Thank you, Jose, it has been years since a comedy routine has made me actually laugh out loud as much as this one!!!😂😂😂

@johndreker1613 Год назад

His KFC/Vegetarian joke reminded me that I had a friend who passed away about 12 years ago and he was a vegetarian who ate Nathan's hot dogs. Literally 99% of his diet was no meat and then his family would have these bbqs every few months and he would be there eating Nathan's hot dogs. Had to be Nathan's. The absolute strangest diet I've ever seen in real life.

@suzysnewlife 5 месяцев назад

My ex husband devoted vegetarian since age 8 but eats Nandos chicken 😅

@hawaiigirl8089 2 года назад

He’s a combat veteran! God bless him

@seancain2216 2 года назад

The last 6 minutes of this is the hardest laughed in at least a decade. There was a moment where I was worried I was either going to pass out or puke. Thank you so much for that laugh.

@herrington1975 2 года назад

🤣💀⚰️ I almost choked to death on my dinner! Don't eat and watch this ⚠️ hysterical!

@angelamarieeberhart8546 2 года назад

I know right!!! 🤣😂🤣

@syncringe1885 2 года назад

I know that feeling all to well. Though I almost pissed myself on top of it all.

@watchdog4454 2 года назад

It’s 3:13 am I wasn’t 100% sure I was gonna make it an the worst part is I’d have to wait 10 hours until they realize I wasn’t asleep

@meeofcourse4152 2 года назад

Agree😁😆😅😂🤣

@unfailingcolt8928 Год назад

This guy is hilarious!! I haven’t laughed this much in forever!!

@CarlosCampos-wc6yz Год назад

Air Force brat here. I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard! Thank you for this!

@cyndimcgrath9617 2 года назад

‘We’re at a Taco Bell in Denver ....Brad. Chalupa’s not a word and the guy behind the counter is named Chip”. I’m dying. 😂😂😂😂

@videogalwatch 2 года назад

Why is.Drybar so racist?

@juliarunn5009 2 года назад

That was amazing 😂😂 my stomach hurts from laughing

@Reman1975 2 года назад

Well, I started playing this stand up show just for some background noise while I fell asleep........ Unfortunately, this guy got me laughing so hard that I'm now fully awake, but worse than that, my laughter woke up my dog, and I think my dogs barking might have woke up the next door neighbour ! :D Brilliant set man. That was epic.

@jacquelinefranklin6815 Год назад

I love this

@justicehayes4715 Год назад

Lmao too funny!! 🤣

@Kellers_Mom Год назад

Hahaha Hahaha I totally understand

@dt2215 Год назад

Same

@shellric4538 Год назад

Is laughter this guy's secret? He looks 22, not 42. 🤔

@justa.american8303 11 месяцев назад

Great performance! I haven't laughed so hard in over a month! And he brought back so many memories of my cadet (USAF) years. And some of the memories were from those cadet years and humorous situations then. Also thanks for your service!

@Guh_roomer_Gravedigger 8 месяцев назад

Oh the pain, the pain. My stomach and jaw are killing me and I can barely see through the tears. I have not laughed that hard in years. He had a couple of rough patches but a ton of raw talent, I hope he keeps going, when he perfects his routine, then I think I will die laughing and It will be Worth it.