When you're an engineer in the Star Wars Universe 

I think we need a part 2

I want a shirt with the quote "in the year 3 of 3 plus graham's number cubed....plus another 7%"

The Earth is flat. The spinning ball Earth is a massive globalist anti Christian conspiracy.

Your merch is too costly man :( Even the branded stuff is cheaper here

Can't say I've been advertised to by Darth Vader before...

True 😂

😂😂😂

He's Darth Vader every day.

Exactly what I was thinking.

😂

So if I said that I fucked ur mom, would my argument then be indestructible?

Technically matter is frozen energy so in a way, maybe? 🤔

damnnn

but if matter can't be created, then how are they going to create the death star ???

But, is what you say really important? No. So, it doesn't matter. And if you can't matter it, it's not matter.

Giving my flashbacks to an AI assignment, -15% for a mislabelled X axis in a chart

Its minus 100 if you forget to put your name at the top of the page, and in some cases it needs to be at the top of every page…

Reminds me of the main critique of my Master's thesis, "So, you don't have a table of contents..."

Imagine not adding a toc. How stupid can you be? Do you really expect people will read your entire thing? Do you do that yourself?

@@RhombonianKnight Your answer: "Well in my defence, good sir, it can't have a table of contents if it has no content."

The set of rational numbers is countably infinite.

@JohnCena-le1jj which is why i put number in quotation marks

Stupiditius maximus

@@Faroshkas ?

It's a cardinal number

That's so nice and wholesome ❤❤

i'm an engineer and i'm fucked dead after watching this

Thankfully I’m not an engineer so I was able to stay alive but still laugh, at the few things I did understand.

I’m a wannabe engineer flunky, and I died after that matter explanation.😂

I'm not an engineer, but wanted to play one anyway. So I paused the sketch, brewed some coffee, and wrapped my keyboard in plastic before resuming.

He was right

Along with Thrawn!😂

Not just canonically. Vader spells it out in the very first movie during the meeting with the high ranking officials. He was definitely not impressed, and warned Tarkin.

"the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force" Then Luke destroys the Death Star using the Force

Tarkin masks are not as cool.

Both have the tendency to forget that they're supposed to have a budget

Pretty sure if lockheed was working for the empire there would be no rebellion left

​@@Typexviiib*cough cough* Tell that to the Taliban *cough cough*

@@lucofparis4819 are you talking about the group that agreed to every us demand in the doha accords in the un ratified treaty of 2020 which allowed for a gradual us withdrawal over a year in exchange for the Taliban taking over the counter insurgency activities against isis and al queda? Or are you talking about the group that couldn’t manage to kill 2 dozen U.S. servicemen a year from 2015 onward? The us doesn’t commit genocide, the empire does. My comment was talking about what would happen if Lockheed worked for the empire. There was nothing stopping the us from wiping the Taliban as a concept off this planet, but the us isn’t one to blow up all of alderon because of a few freedom fighters using it as a base.

⁠@@Typexviiib preach brother preach

Also it didn't help that it was the Empire's worst kept secret. Even low level imperial officers stuck on Coruscant knew about it years before it was even finished.

Should have kept making more clone troopers instead

When you have a project that includes millions of personal it's a hard to keep secret.@@samzilla567

@@samzilla567 I don't know much about Star Wars but I feel like hiding a 'death star' the size of a moon would be kinda difficult

@@indolencegaming Bruh space is BIG there are any number of uninhabited star systems that they could have used to hide it's construction, but they didn't.

you said "Am lead engineer and project manager for several defense projects ." YEAH, BUT NOT FOR THE DEATH STAR PROJECT

​​@@martinkulizasorry dude what projects he works on is classified. He could be working on the deathstar 😊

@@Crossfirev Drats !!! Also please spell the name of the Death Star correctly 1. it's 2 words 2. Death must start with a capital D 3. Star ,must start with a capital S 4. and when spoken it must always be spoken with the utmost seriousness

I get the impression that if anyone ever interacted with the emperor for two seconds post mask off, wishes for him to fall down a bottomless hole.

Mmh no, it was to let out the excess of heat, preventing the core to over heat and exploded into a thousand pieces.

​@@brendenhawley2225no, "the emperor of the galaxy" it's not someone anybody would meet, only kings of planets and such, in other words people like himself.

I dunno man, perhaps the emperor was just a giant nerd like me. I know if I built a giant death Star with power cores and such I'd for sure want to look at that stuff on the regular just because cool. I'd probably like put some glass or a higher fence though.

The stuff was still under construction, so...

It was the equivalent of eleven 9/11s, which is why the event became known simply as "9"

@@esquilax5563 Oh Nein!

Galen Erso was laughing his ass off in heaven

"What's an aluminium falcon?!!"

That's right. 9110

Wouldn't that be to management?

Don't forget the most important law: you can't push a rope.

You forgot that everything exists in a vacuum

Spherical cows

Spherical cows experiencing perfectly elastic collisions in a frictionless vacuum.

On a planet with a gravity of 10m/s²

‘Cause, ya know, set theory

I also believe it's workable. The civilization is already at a Kardashev scale of 2.something so it's perfectly doable. However, the real problem with the SW universe is that everything you see in it is some form of tech from the 80s plus some magic. It is hard to extrapolate a Kardashev scale of 2.something with such janky ideas. It's just immature in that sense, but I would argue that none of it really matters for the main plot to work. The SF here is really just a background for a classical fairytale full of mythic archetypes.

@@milanstevic8424 indeed, Star Wars is space fantasy with some Sci fi slapped on top, it’s not really worth worrying about the tech lmao.

Yea if 5 bigillion planets just produce part of death star and then ship it then it's possible to make. Like planes aren't made in 1 factory

@@realdragon Nah a single star system should contain enough material and in the SW universe one could deploy enough (robotic) workforce to complete the entire Death Star on site. Yes there is some troublesome logistics, especially with the highly specialized equipment that cannot be made on site, but it doesn't work the way you imagine it to be. For starters, the construction is not on a planet and there is no gravity, air, or dust. In space (with sufficient energy and construction capacity) you can easily build a frictionless orbital conveyor belt that is also smart enough to keep the assembly of complicated objects work like a progress bar. This can scale perfectly to any size. The actual, real issue with accumulating so much mass is the emergence of gravity, but in the universe where artificial gravity exists this should be no problem. It is still hard to estimate how much time is needed for the object of that size. If you allow me to adopt the terminology of bricks vs building vs truckload, then there is a natural/physical sweet spot for the most efficient universal ratio between the three, and this would effectively spell the ultimate duration of the project, given its final size.

@@milanstevic8424 It's not just about materials but industrial capacity. If 10 planets build part of the death star work goes much faster than if only 1 planet would be building it. Additionally 1 planet might not have industry to do everything. If 1 planet makes electronics, second weapons and third shields and they have their specialized industry it only makes sense to separate work

Very true, especially internet demand. 😆

Sonic developers be like. 😆

With infinite time and money, you don't need many workers. In fact you can have one worker building it in his leisure time and still come under budget and before deadline.

@@harzemyalcinkayaIf that one worker is immortal that is.

Never more than twelve

​@@harzemyalcinkaya They somehow built that in 20 years...

Especially the impact on the environment on Alderaan

It makes sense. Look up how batteries for electric cars are made if you wanna see how much it 'saves' the environment.

@@LordTyph Thats why Vader used Kiber crystals for the death star. Such a hero for the enviroment.

@@nicolasreinaldet732 Vader: In truth, I had nothing to do with the Death Star's construction. In fact, I despised it.

@@LordTyph This is show In the movie, but just as the movie can pretend that space wizards existed In a galaxy far far away I ca pretend that Vader Is space Greta Thumberg.

Literally used this line last week at work!

No, it was a justification of why he bought the costume.

He use that as a tax write off probably

Do you know the title of that video? Or the gist of the video so I can find it myself?

​@@rafidsiddique2010Engineering professors be like

Yeah, the black hole would be bigger then the visible universe, I think they have enough gravity.

Can’t forgot the 7 for testing

TREE(3) + Graham's Number^3 is equal to TREE(3) for any purpose numbers are used for. It's like saying Graham's Number + 1.

Hah! Problem Solved

Note that graham cubed has less than two bits more info, than graham.

Yup. For an engineer, just nodding, ignoring most of what the hell these people are talking about (like Jesus some of the ideas that sales department can come out with are just mindbreaking if you even try to comprehend it) and just doing your work right makes wonders.

yeah they just wanted big number

@@karlcole5617 Should have done Tree(grahams number) instead

I mean, that's part of the joke. Not to mention that G(64)^3 is basically indistinguishable from G(64)

And then he adds SEVEN!!!

​@@user-tp7gy4dj4lYes, you need time for testing. 😆😆

Depends what you mean by "step". Obviously true on absolute value but that's not surprising at all. You could just triple the number and have a way bigger "step". But if we're talking, idk, orders of magnitude, i'm not even sure if the "step" is bigger or smaller. Could be smaller.

​​@@jimmyh2137 if we're talking about multipliing, then yes, it's*ucking smaller. TREE(3) is bigger than Graham's number ^ 2 / 7

@@jimmyh2137 i just mean like in a vauge intuitive sense of how huge the numbers are, not a mathematical step. Though you could take almost any mathematical concept as a step and it would still work

@@greenmarble638 from what I can recall, Grahams number is fucking huge, but Tree(3) is like, the number of atoms in the universe digits long

@@RovingTroll in the scale of those numbers, having as many digits as the atoms of the universe is so tiny its not even comparable

Lockheed and Boeing making American death machines since the early 20th century. 😄

If you can project artificial gravity and have infinite energy you could project a gravitational lens that does whatever you want with the beams.

No, just no. Stop it, get some help.

Stroids from god seems easier than delayed laser interference.

There are only 2 sith at any one time, so that’s not really impressive.

@@KieraQ0323 I mean, if you word it like that… I’ve beaten every bear I’ve ever fought. Wasn’t even a contest. Doesn’t sound as badass when I further admit I’ve only fought teddy bears, does it?

That's an Einstein quote!

I swear in the Kurzgesagt video there is something about focusing all the beams into one point.

How tf u watch this 20 hours ago? This some patreon shit or smth?

@@wolfiegames1572 hi, I pay him on Patreon, so I see before most people

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." -- Vader, A New Hope

@@John73John oh yeah, relevant quote :P

Yeah, Vader hated the Death Star. It was old Palps who wanted a shinny new death machine to show his fans. 👋

Tree(3)=Tree(Pi)=Tree(e)=Tree(2). As far as I know, that is not very much.

But he grew up on a farm so tractors might be his first frame of reference.

​@@polreamonnHe grew up in a used parts shop not a farm

@devmin_dot_exe6551 oh yeah....that was his son I'm thinking of.

@@polreamonn you're thinking of Luke

@@oliversherman2414 his son

Shields

they could've just warped a ship into it... Disney already did his and the effect was so powerful it destroyed... the entire SW canon.

To be fair, the Death Star wasn't just a weapon, but a space station acting as a seat of power overseeing the Empire's military and defense. Basically, the Empire's version of the Pentagon.

The Expanse got it right. Just put engines on a few asteroids and slam them into the planet. The planet won't be destroyed, but anyone left alive will be struggling just to feed themselves.

A piece of dust going that fast actually makes a pretty tiny explosion all things considered. Tens of thousands of grains of sand going that fast though now we’re talking.

In other words, matter cannot be created or destroyed, but it can change into a more exploded form.

​@@DecidedlyNinjaor a form you no longer desire