when you sleep through the Horus Heresy | Warhammer 40k meme dub 

Bro... 💀 poor dreadnought.

The Rylanor version of the world eaters

You can always trust the fans to make a happy ending In this case, dipping the fuck out 😊

I didn't know that, that's kewl

@@SomeTuberr Where the hell will the escape pod gonna arrive to though?

perhaps the only such moment in history

An incredibly polite Bloodletter.

​@@jiado6893Especially for a guy with the title VEIN-OPENER

@@crushingcrusader736 Well, he's not called Vein-Tearer or Artery-Shredder now is he?

The dread is a warhound at this point

horus the type of boomer to fall asleep watching a 1950s western and then when you change the channel he'll wake up and say "hey I was watching that!"

@@DreadAnon horus the type of boomer to tell you that he went through a galactic civil war everyday to get to school and you got it easy

there's legit a canon story where an Iron Warriors dreadnought gathers a whole bunch of chaos champions together for storytime. Whoever has the best story wins a whole bunch of soulstones. He throws a huge hissy fit because absolutely none of the chaos champions present even care about fighting the Imperium. The word bearer champion just wants to spread religion. The night lord champion wants to build up his own raiding fleet. The thousand sons champion is just in it for the lore. The Slaaneshi champion is just having a good time, but his story pisses the boomer dreadnought off the most. The Slaaneshi champion is a baller dude called Emmesh Aiye, real friendly guy. Emmesh Aiye figures out Typhus wanted to infect an Imperial cardinal with a plague, using him to convert an entire planet to the glory of Nurgle. Emmesh Aiye instead trolls Typhus by converting the cardinal and the planet to slaanesh, slaughtering Typhus's bodyguards and then after luring Typhus to a 1vs1 duel, teleports out of the duel to bombard the planet and troll someone else. The boomer dreadnought is furious, shouting along the lines of "YOU TROLLED BROTHER TYPHUS? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH A TALE OF HOW YOU FUCKED WITH ONE OF OUR ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS WHO ACTUALLY GETS SHIT DONE IN 40K?!!" At which point Emmesh Aiye just kinda shrugs because he forgot why he was telling the story to begin with (or he was trolling the boomernought on purpose). The word bearer tells the boomernought to chill the fuck down and stop disrespecting the Slaaneshi, since the Slaaneshi had brought multiple worlds to the worship of Slaanesh whilst they only respected him for his "past honours" in besieging terra, but since then he'd just sat on his laurels doing nothing for 10,000 years. The boomernought goes on this grand heroic speech appealing to their pride, asking why none of them care about avenging the horus heresy? Living up to their primarch's legacies? Winning the great war? The word bearer says "look around mate. We've already won. We can do whatever we want. Why should we care about some irrelevant war before our time." The boomernought gets so livid, his rage fuse breaks and he rage overflows back into being dead calm again. He asks them all how old they are. The oldest amongst them is about 400 years old. The youngest amongst them is about 60. The boomernought, over 10,000 years old, gets utterly floored. Emotional damage so hard it had an armour piercing stat. They had him rolling on the old vehicle damage table

@@noaccount4 "Emotional damage so hard it had an armour piercing stat. They had him rolling on the old vehicle damage table" Not going to lie, that made me laugh.

@@noaccount4 armour piercing english

Going to sleep to wait things out never turned out good for anybody, look at the necrons

"The word bearers won! They eat dirt and drink shame but they won! ...ah the perfect jest" -Telemachon Lyras

Bjorn: “Guys, for a million times the Emperor IS! NOT! A! GOD! And I am no angel or saint. So please, stop your worshipping, and stop pouring weird oil on me just because I was there when he still walked among us.” Zealots: “Only a true angel of the Emperor would say that, oh divine Bjorn the mighty please hear our prayer, oh please.” Fanatical scream and singing choir Bjorn: “ ‘long sigh’, well at least those ladies looks nice. But seriously, Brother where they came from?” Space Wolves marine: “Oh, they are refugees from Cadia after Abaddon drop the Blackstone Fortress on it.” Bjorn: “Abaddon did the what to Cadia?” Space Wolves marine: “And Rowboat Girlyman now the lord commander of the Imperium and he had a…….Eldar girlfriend.” Bjorn: “……..Please put me back to sleep.”

Anchorage: please just leave me to die slowly in peace. Zealot: But My Lord the Word Bearers are attacking us Anchorite: oh well then perhaps my death will be faster then expected. Zealot: no my lord we will defend you, you are a shining light in the darkness…Please save us Anchorite: well okay since you said please…also afterwords can you poison my tea. Zealot: forgive me my lord we are all out of poison. Anchorite: and there goes another chance to repent

@@muridtahmatgnas2184actually I think it’s working great for the necrons all things considered. The orks and eldar are shadows of what they were and the imperium is fighting on too many fronts to stop them. The only thing they have to worry about is tyranids and even then they only kinda sorta have to because the nids only eat fleshy things

I fucking loved that part 😂

Let me guess, they were playing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

​@@TheNikoNikon bikes.

Of course not! Why would they play a children's card game? ​@@TheNikoNik

​@@TheNikoNikWas hoping we'd get to the stripping part

Yeah ignore the green and red on em he wont rip you in half for what we've done. Sorry what YOU have done. Yeah I'm gonna grab some panzershoklade.

@jackermis3104 Ah yes the funny addictive chocolate before we get torn to shreds lmfao

When you find out that the most sane legion charges at you like rabid dog you start to wonder ''Man, what did we do to make them that mad''.

"And I thought, damn, what did he do to make them niggas that mad???"

That is...a great statement. Ye, like who the hell would literally attempt a boarding against a leigon known for being ferocious and berserk in melee? And it is a ship battle, the tight hall would just help with battling melee more.

@@jerzyksudak945 I remember reading in one of the HH books that took place after Calth, the one where Guiliman literally fist fights Angron and Lorgar, that the Ultramarines after Calth were ragtag veterans barely holding back a tide of 2 Legions and 2 Primarchs raining hell on their heads. Even after Lorgar and Angron (mostly Angron) were shredding through entire phalanx ranks of Ultramarines they still charged the 2 with suicidal fervor in the hopes they'd wear down on Angron to the point where Guiliman would have a slightly better chance at killing him. I think Lorgar even smashed Guiliman's face with his morning star and Guiliman didn't even flinch, he just kept beating the shit out of Lorgar despite missing half his face. I became an Ultramarine's fan after these books just because of how hardcore those Ultramarines were.

@@ohoangthien8090 If Lotarra is the shipmaster that means it's their flagship. The flagship with 2 giant torpedo pods that shoot Ursa claws which are effectively harpoons that allow for boarding parties to move through the chain. They're boarding a ship literally made for boarding.

La la la la la la sing the happy song La la la la la la Ultrasmurfs day long La la la la la la Ultrasmurfs with me! La la la la la la Simple as can be

"ah finally, an excuse to kick the nerds... Wait this is really fucked up."

Yeah, the XIIth legion was always messed up, even before they found Angron. It's kind of like a bunch of pitbulls raised to be fighting dogs, and then pitbulls with bad brain surgery and an implant that tortures them every second they aren't biting someone. I thought it was the world eaters who decided to give themselves the butcher's nails in the hopes that Angron would like them, but I guess Angron forced everyone to do it. You would think he wouldn't want everyone to suffer like he did, but then again they removed the Nice part of his brain.

_"We fought the wrong enemy"_ *-Dreadnought Lhorke Patton,* before dying in an accident with Angron.

​@@AliceBowie Angron didn't force them to do it iirc, they chose to do it to try and relate to him and garner his respect/love, but then Angron just turned around and hated them for it all the same (because Angron post-nails is a massive douche, but he might have been slightly less douchey if his dad didn't leave his adopted family to die on a mountain without him). The worst part is the World Eaters forced their Psykers to go through the same shit, and that basically drove them insane and made them explode because they couldn't control their power anymore (which made the WEs basically kill all their Psykers eventually, though I'm pretty sure they used one or two as living bombs first, seems like a WE thing to do). It's a shame too, if Kharn had been less focused on getting his genesires approval then the World Eaters would have likely remained Loyal.

​@@AliceBowieyeah idk why the emperor or anyone looked at the butchers nails and said "Yes this is a good idea"

Night Lords Dreadnought: Wow. There's a lot less blood than I remember. You guys really cleaned the place up huh?

Night Lords dreadnought: "oh, the Emperor finally sicced the other legions on us. Finally, i was getting tired of waiting. Wait, the Horus WHAT"

@@imperialguardsman5726Night Lord Dreadnought: “Well uh at least the Primarch still here with us.” Night lord marine: “uhm hm, well about that.”

Anchorite: what the fuck happened to your Armor brothers?! Word bearer: oh we just grew some horns, it’s fashionable this season Anchorite: and the emperor approved of this? Word bearers begin to sweat nervously

Dusk Raider/Death guard dreadnaught: WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL HORRIBLE

I think before horus and lorgar’s roadtrip the rare daemon incursions they stumbled on were classified as “those damn teleporting xenos”

"Space Marines? Who are they? No no, I'm an Ogryn with unusually good grammar. Too dumb for heresy, me, yup. Don't even know what that is."

“Hmmmm…..what’s 1 + 1?

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@@spookyduck2197uhh 11?

​@@commanderrex8351i didn't say equals a heretic

Tfw you hit thr Chaos pack too hard and suddenly the Emperor is dead and your armour is covered in spikes It's gonna be a long day

Their bodies and mind are broken not their loyalty to humanity

Rylanor is my boy. This guy is rad too

Honestly, a sitcom by dreadanon would by lovely. I always enjoy these little skits he does

GW did make new banshee, striking scorpion, avatar, kabalites, mandrake and corsair models in the past 2 years.

You said something important...

"Let me introduce a good friend of mine. She's..... She's......🫠

he was a War Hound first, and World Eater second. Never got the nails, explains the coherence.

He meets up with Rylanor.. just watching him stand there with the virus bomb waiting for Fulgrim to show up at any minute.

@@Aceshot-uu7yx YES that would be perfect good idea!👍

What did happen to her?

@@PowerfulSkeleton She got fused into the ship's tortured machine spirit

@@grunholdturns out those chaos guys are kinda the worst

Not a detail, that's literally how they looked before they went traitor.

It's one of those 30 min power naps but instead you sleep for 3,5 hours and wake up sweaty, thirsty, confused and with no memory of the whole day

I assume most of the time the legion had to deploy planetside, everyone was in such a rush to go berserk that no one remembered to wake up the dreads most of the time.

@@AliceBowie Basically, its from the book betrayer, except Lorke just signed after waking up and begrudgingly defended the ship.

It actually did happen in the book "Betrayer"

you are a dumbass because it literally happened and everything is possible in warhammer they specificly made it where plot wholes can exist because warp shanigens

They just didn't want to be there all week going over the list of things stupid Angron did since Lhorke took a nap. But if you knew him long enough you'd just kinda be able to guess and probably get it right!

I'm pretty sure most of the sandwiches are living Daemons, sitting upon a sesame bun

It couldn’t, cause unless I’m extremely mistaken there were no demons onboard while the ultramarines boarded

@@i3lackfusion you cant really believe there are no demons on any ship because of how massive all the ships are and how easy it would be for them to hide in the floor boards and the ceiling and the walls and the demons inside random word bearers

@@generalshock4359 it was a world eater ship. The ship was outside of the warp. It was clearly stated that there are no friendly space marines on board (with the exception of those dreadnoughts)

I STEAL THESE THINGS MAN

@@DreadAnon alright it’s cool but only because it’s a smiling friend reference.

Nah bro, take a note from Tyrazn's book. It's not stealing. It's archiving.

It depends on when they were interred in the dread sarcophagus, before they found Angron, or after. Lhorke was from before I think. The twelfth legion was fighting since the end of unification on Terra, and I think they found Angron towards the end of the great crusade, which is why the Emperor was already bored playing dad and didn't bother trying to play nice with Angron before taking off.