When you try rip off a villager in Minecraft 

Dude the villagers did an uno reverse The villagers eat zombies now

"Again" this implies the player has already given them rotten flesh 💀

"I'm looking to trade some of these emeralds for something." *only gives rotten flesh*

“ why the hell would i want a bell? i can just take it from over there. “

Good thing the villagers don't know they can just get rotten flesh after the zombies burn to death 😅

“Why would I want a bell” Techno has entered the chat

"Why would I want a bell" Well, well, well, the comments wish to speak with you.

"Hey can i get this bow with a extended mag."💀

Greg:"Why the hell would i want a bell?" Technoblade fans:You underestimate it's power,young one. 🕊R.I.P Techno🕊

Rotten Flesh: the meat that makes you hungry 🤣

When you intentionally zombiefy villagers and then cure them so they give you discounts

“I have a family I need to feed tonight” Proceeds to get only 2 rotten flesh

“The belt will be useful to slap those chee-“-villager

"why would i want a bell?" -technoblade enters the chat

“I’m the only non-villager person here that you can trade with.” Multiplayer : am i a joke to you?

Technoblade would’ve wanted the bell…

He sounded extremely confident when he said "you know it"

"Why would I want a bell" Why, why. For money my friend. This knowledge is thanks to Technoblade. May he fly high.

The fact that they can pull their arms apart makes me wonder “were they always able to do that but they just wanna hide the book of scamming”

"Why would I want a bell" :'(

“We also have a bel-“ technoblade: I’M COMING DOWN RIGHT NOW

"why would you want a bell" I get the feeling a certain pig man wouldn't be very impressed with that line

“Why would I even want a bell” YOU ALWAYS WANT THE BELL

"why the hell would I want a bell?" Technoblade and his fans:* GASPS *

Clerics be like: "Imma bout to end this whole man's career" *1 emerald for 32 rotten flesh*

The villagers deals are such a bargain

Greg:”why the hell would I want a bell” Techno:”SELLOUT TIMER TWITCH PRIMES UR MISSING OUT MAN”

At this point Microsoft has enough money to hire a full team of economists to balance out the villager economy.

Greg: why would I want a bell Technoblade: you underestimate my power

"why would i need a bell?" to get those channel memberships GOING

When he said Let me guess Rotten flesh got me laughing 😂😂😂

"Why do you want a bell" Technoblade fans:

the “cooked steak” looks like a jelly bean flavored poop💀

Bruh u make everything soooo funny.I love the video where u react to terrible mobile game ad it was Soo funny

"Why would I want a bell?" Yeat: here's 64 stacks.

Greg so good at acting its makes me sad for the villagers

"Why the hell would I want a bell?" To promote subscribing to TechnoBlade, why else?

"why the hell would I want a bell?" Me when I see a bell "YOOOOOO SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE" may he rest in peace

Villager dad: **comes back with food** My dad: **refuses to come home with milk**

"I'm the only non-villager person" Zombies, Skeletons and other mobs be like: "Are you about that?"

He's rip the villager off several times. When in reality all we get is 2 blocks of dirt for a stack of emeralds.

“Why would I need a bell?” Me: *Sobbing in a corner with memories of Technoblade*

The villagers head turn is so funny like in the game

"why would i want a bell for?" technoblade: *to make some bank*

When I try to be first in Greg's videos is like winning a lottery

Why would i want a bell Technoblade: Im coming to earth

I like it when people say you’re ripping Villagers off by harvesting crops their and “trading” it to them. When in reality they are paying you for doing what is most likely back breaking work for them.

We also have a bell 🔔 Technoblade : GIVE ME ONE NOWWWW

Man the end got me laughing 🤣

First less goo

"i got axes pickaxeses and a bell who wants a bell!" technoblade: EVERYONE

make one where the player actually buys some using the emeralds

Villager: We also have a bel. Technoblade: Bring me down

If only this happened to me, the villagers i find have prices that are skyrocketing like gas prices

You want a bell for an artificial village/stacked Raid Farm. Or to locate raiders more easily in natural villages if you can’t find them. Bells only have so much range in which they do that, and you don’t want some hidden Evoker outside the main village’s bell’s range spawning infinite Vexes, right?

Funny part is villagers do give eachother stuff, farmers give food to other villagers and that’s how the village grows so if you want them to breed without help set up a small farm and make one a farmer and they will breed

I actually love villagers I love them so much that I rebuild their houses with iron blocks and build a wall around the village protecting it

Actually, if you just observe, villagers trade things with each others but they dont use emeralds just seeds, bread and weat.

"Im the only thing that can trade with you" Wandering Traders: Are you sure?

Congratz on 1M likes!

I actually always thought of the rotten flesh trade as the villagers paying you to have killed Zombies

Villager: *Tries to rip off player* Also Villager: *Mad that player tries to rip him off*

Imagine a creepypasta where a villagers somehow talks on chat and talks about how worthless your life is after you do some unspeakable things to either the village or the villager

Bro, the villager is giving an enchanted diamond axe for like, 30 emeralds

"na na na na na, this steaks are for me". *Calm Minecraft music playing*

" Check out my inventory " *INVETORY SPAWNS IN ARMPIT*

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE VILLAGER FINALLY SEPARATED HIS HANDS!!!!!???!!? 😂😂🤣

"Why would I trade that" Experience, especially when you have a full place of the villagers

Lol the part "why would why I need a bell"

“Why would I want a bell” That’s something nobody has said before

Cleric:”I’m not even here”

That was until 1.14 when villagers could have a time of the day when they gather around and trade (but no experience gained)

Dude did the uno reverse

Can I have a bell.-Technoblade 2021 Rip legend

A bartering update would be fun, like villager dialogue

A trading system like this would actually be quite nice to have

Villages can technically trade with each other if they have items in their inventory

I feel slightly bad for the villagers now *slightly*

here's the reason why villagers charge so much they can't easily make those things themselves - they don't have your crafting abilities (they likely make those items through other means) so they assume that you lack the same skills like them, that's why they charge so much

He had enough steal to give him and it's easy to find beef in Minecraft.

Guys did you know the butcher is the smartest villager? Cause we trade them cooked food for emeralds

okay but like villagers share wheat with other villagers so unless it's just the family in the village food wouldn't be a problem

"Listen i am the only non-villger in the world that you can trade with" Actually villagers can trade with each other nowdays. LOL

Guy :- you'll not get it again Golem :- here

“Why the hell would I want a bell” *bell sound effect*

"I'm not the only villager you will never find this rotten flesh offer" When villager got alot of offer of rotten flesh

The fact that the bell cost more emeralds than the enchanted Diamond AXE.

Ah yes, the prices turning more expensive +iron ace more expensive then diamond axe

That villagers lucky it wasnt me or id give him the plague twice to lower his prices

This is why villagers don't talk 😂😂

Dude villagers did a uno reverse The villagers eat zombies now 💀

Villagers should drop regular flesh when you kill them, just for the gruesome funny

"What will I use a bell for?" Cosmetics

The “over”cooked steak

I use bells to expand my gigantic villages.

No wonder why monsters always attack the village

Sad but true. Makes you feel sympathy for them.

Bro the villager got actually good trades.

He makes wondering traders look useful

“So I was just walking and gravity turned off for me