When you've had too much For Honor 

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I feel like “it’s called hentai and it’s art” is something you’ve said before.

When vortiger forget to pay the electricity bill: ah Dahknes!

"you think I won't kill every one of you? I turned off my bodycam" -Lawbringer

The "I turned off my body cam" line has aged very well.

The only channel that has a community I really feel like I’m a part of.

knight, viking and the communist : Stop sending us cartoon girls Samurai : IT'S CALLED HENTAI AND IT'S ART!

Netflix: are you still watching Somones daughter: 11:51

"You said no ganking so we felt like you'd be mad if we helped you" -a honorable legend

“It’s called Hentai, and it’s ART!” -Sun Tzu

Berserk: *breathes Ubisoft: Ah yes, Hyperarmor

Since you stopped playing him, i made this story for roman to remind you Chapter 1: Roman's mother died during roman's birth and roman's father blamed roman for her passing (despite having a girlfriend) he wanted to make roman sad. Roman's father and stepmother raised him in a violent alcoholic house and didn't give him any help for the problems he was facing in school. Roman was a social outcast, away from everyone and was like that until he reached the age of 18. Chapter 2: Finding out his stepmother was christian he gave he to the cheasar so he could have her tortured and killed for revenge. Roman joined the army in a desperate attempt to kill his step mother by himself and also be protected by the rage of his father (because killing a soldier would make roman's dad an enemy of the Roman Empire). Athough when all that was over he was trapped in the army with no friends or love. The army was the only thing he had. Roman's life was empty so he tried to fill the gaps of his personality through training. Roman trained night and day, relentlesly for 30 sunrises and 29 sunsets until he passed out due to exhaustion in a forest where he went to hunt. He woke up in a military tent where he was treated by a man who claimed to have saved roman's life. - You killed that bears child, she would have found you if i wasn't there to take you away- said the man - If what you are saying is true, I own you a huge bottle of beer and a meal, sadly i don't have money for any of those- said roman The man laught The two men continued sharing stories with roman cleverly avoiding personal questions, because he wanted to bury his past self. It was roman's first friend and roman didn't plan to loose him Chapter 3: Roman woke up one day and everyone was missing. He panicked. He saw one soldier entering the camp. - Where are the others?- roman asked - They are saying goodbye to their families- replied the man - Why?- Roman asked the man Before the man could reply a man shouted for the hill where the camp was based: ALL SOLDIERS ARE ORDERED TO RETURN TO THEIR RESPECTIVE GATHERING SPOT TO START A MARCH TO THE NORTH! The bell in the central village was rung twice which could mean one thing: Rome was at WAR. Roman freaked out but was happy at the same time remembering he didn't have anything to loose at home but then remembering his friend who was also a soldier. Soon all members of the army where gathered to the camp; soldiers, commanders, messagers and all others, they started the march. Chapter 4: Roman was a low level soldier despite his skill and cleverness. He was in a small group of medics and was helping carry the wounded out of the battle. At the first day of battle, Roman was doing his duty when he witnessed his friend being beheaded by a man of the enemy army. Roman was furious, his eyesburning in anger, he left his post and ran to his dead friends body. He grabbed a gladius (the sword roman has in game) off of the souless body of his only friend. With no thought roman stabbed the man who had killed his friend; pulling the knife out of the chest wound he had created he punched the man with such strength, he knocked him down. Roman didn't waste any time thinking what he should do. He leaped from the ground using the gravity to pull him and his sword down to the man's stomach. In the ground the man screamed in pain, spilling blood everywhere begging for mercy. Roman knew the wound was fatal so he left the man helpless. Roman was so angry he couldn't feel anything. He charged at the enemy base, killing everyone in his path and burning the camp to the ground causing the remaining enemies to retreat in fear. Roman was praised for his actions and was given a higher rank commanding a small battalion; the 9th army division who where later called: The glorious fist of the roman army (yeah, i know, i know. Vader's fist and bla bla. It just sounded good) Chapter 5: Roman and the 9th battalion continued scoring victories conquering the northen land, with many song's getting sung and many stories being told of their successful campaings. After the war was over roman was sent back to rome. Roman was bored because he couldn't kill anyone, he had turned mad and bloodthirsty. One day he left the army to become a fighter in the colossium. Gaining fame, roman met two people who started bringing him out of the darkness: A young gladiator (whose life roman spared when he defeated him) and a woman who was destined to become roman's wife. Ten years passed and roman's life seemed to be a happy one, having a lovely wife, three kids and a caring friend. Everything was going fine until one day, roman returned from work early only to find that his wife had slept with his best friend. Roman's beastly instinct from the war woke up, he pulled out his knife and started destroying everything shouting: YOU FILTHY RAT!!! YOU TOOK HER, YOU TOOK HER FROM ME!!!- I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU, YOU SCUM!!! Roman was furious he was again left with nothing. He charged gladiator, but glad was quick and managed to flee before roman could land the killing blow. while they fought roman's wife was shouting at roman to leave glad alone but Roman only replied with: YOU WHORE, YES YOU! I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN!! Seeing roman's dark side she left just before gladiator and took the kids away with her. Roman was left with a half destroyed house, his rage and his sword. Chapter 6: Roman continued his life sharpening his skills and training all day. Dead inside, he had no emotion no mercy, no remose. After a war broke out again, Roman was left without job as the arenas were closed so roman did the one thing he could do best. He rejoined the army and his commanding officers were nothing but pleased he could lead them to them former glory. The war lasted longer than the previous one giving roman more time to score victories and get glory. Roman had gone mad. He started calling his enemies prey and himself the might of rome. One night roman suddenly woke up after feeling a presence nearby. I t was moving quickly but roman's sharpened insticts helped roman grab the creature. Pulling it out of the shadows roman realised it was a woman in light armor, a hood and the enemy's symbol. Roman threw her into the wall. He ran to her disarmed her of her little knives and put her on a table. Roman pulled his gladius ready to finish the job. -HAVE MERCY, PLEASE!- the assassin said Roman stopped. It was strange as roman never showed mercy to any of his opponents. But she was something different. The woman explained that she was tasked with assassinating him because if he died the war would stop. She also said how bad she was told roman is. Roman's humanity and honor woke up. Only once before had a person taken him out of his madness; his wife. He felt love once again. Roman escorted the assassin to her base avoiding conflict. The following days of the war roman tried to redeem himself to her and to his concience. The assassin was sentenced to death because she had failed her mission. Roman learned it by randomly hearing a conversation while behind enemy lines. Following the directions he was given from interrogated enemies, he found the woman and saved her by scaring the people and soldiers (didn't kill them so not to be seen as a monster again). He had redeemed himself and it wasn't long before cercumstances rought roman and her together. Roman passed her through the borders naming her "captured soldier" despite planning on making her his wife. Chapter 7: With a wife and stable peace Roman's next goal was to apologise to his kids. Roman's kids said they didn't want to have anything with him athough they loved him because their mother held them as slaves and wanted to make roman suffer. The kids were afraid of their mother but roman helped them realise that their mother was filling their heads with lies. As roman's ex-wife saw roman and the kids happy together (because the kids started meeting their father secretly) she exploded into a fit of rage calling her husband, gladiator to attack. Glad quickly grabbed his spear and stabbed roman's wife who was with roman and the kids in the park. She fell down and Roman saw gladiator unarmed (because he had thrown the spear to roman's wife). Roman was about to become an animal again, but then he realised it was all a trick. Roman's ex wanted roman to attack glad so the kids got afraid of roman and left him. After roman understood this he exchanged a single punch with glad and take the family away. The kids loved roman's wife so they took her as she was lying unconcious and carried her away with the help of roman. She woke up a week later and she was very pleased to roman and the kids for saving her. Roman was an older and wiser man at the time he was a commanding officer in the army but peace was kept and roman never had to guide troops again. Hope you liked the story

9:41 Y is no one talking about the vocals so beautiful 😥

Zanny: "where is my rework?" Also zanny: *almost kills an entire team* Zanny, they need to nerf you

Zany: i haven’t played in ages also zany: destroys the battlefield roman is proud

1:00 me: "say it" zanny: "THE CANK" YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

Zanny when he lands a heavy: MMMM zanny when he lands a light: PAP

That long dong of the law voice changer did unexpected things to me.

No one: Zanny playing vort: *AU PROF UN DIS*

Zanny: calls the chinese communists and hates them Also zanny: plays song for lady Tiandi

8:47 took me back to the season finale of bojack horseman :'(

I hope the creators bring back minion killing animations it makes me feel like a total badass on the battlefield

People are always saying for honor, but they never ask how is honor.

8:00 We'll he is drunk, high, and feels no pain

6:54 and that's the moment when I realized Zanny is actually just Liberty Prime in disguise

8:47 Sounds like zanny finished Bojack Horseman recently.

90 views 90 comments The balance of the force is complete

9:08 that damn timing is hilarious.

Zanny: “I will be playing some Linkin Park during the battle.” Zanny: “There goes my hero!”

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Zanny: tHiS iSnT a StAr WaRs ChAnNeL

Zanny: *comes back and Plays the Conq and new hero’s Me: impossible, the legends really are true

11:51 When you and your friend are straight but boredom kicks in during a gaming session

16:27 Lol he spams wow, when he only did lights and kick

Zanny: Starts singing Mr Blue Me: *Cries in Bojack Horseman*

Communism: *exists* Law Zanny: *SHOB*

9:37 Zanny: "This game is great!" Also Zanny when encountering Jorgens and Shreks: "I hate this game!"

“Everyone disperse, return to your homes... This town is now under Martial Law” Kinda similar to the LA right now

*Sleep:* You play too much For Honor *My Body:* There's no such thing as too much For Honor

Normal people : Stop with the cartoon girls Weebs : IT'S CALLED HENTAI AND IT'S ART

Zanny when Ubisoft sponsors him:the new hero is great and fun to play! Zanny normally 11:58

2:05 If only he knew the horrors of the CCU.

I’m expecting a full play through of LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga when it comes out Zanny

10:02 Zanny in 2020 when Caleb comes online: NOT NOW CALEB Zanny in 2021 when Caleb comes online: welp, time to go to Destiny

Zanny: Oooooh, I'm on fire. Enemy *throws fireflask* Zanny: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

" He likes my tunes, i created peace!!" - Tiandi in the background: "OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!"

5:10 “I turned off my body cam”😂💀

“I have 11 reps on peacekeeper, and I regret every one of them” there has never been a more true statement

07:49 - Watching this video day after announcement that Reflex Guard is being removed - amazing

"oooooooohhh, I'm on fire." 0.5 milliseconds later "AAAAGGGHHHH!!-"

Came for For Honor, stayed because of Zanny's singing

i love re-watching this and seeing many people hate reflex guard but honestly i prefer it as it makes it easier with it somehow

15:12 I still have to come back and appreciate this anti-gank every once and awhile. It’s beautiful, on top of all of your humor. Thank you for all of the great For Honor memories. I’m just now finding my way back to this game after the removal of Reflex Guard.

Zanny: I'm not a clan kid I swear Zanclan:*hits blunt* are you sure about that?

When you’ve had too much Dachness

When Zanny sang here comes the Dahk, it was the first time I have actually laughed out loud for real at something on the internet for so long..... it was just too funny

9:14 Took me a second but I noticed that was Trouble by Cage the Elephant. Mad respect for the music choice, love this guy.

I could listen to “Here Come The Dahknesh” for days on straight.

"The Law, I can smell it"-Lawbro Ren

13:58 Vortiger singing when "I see you smile killed" me

Man.... I love your narrations on your fights!

Zanny's Lowkey good at singing

Is no one gonna mention how good Zanny has gotten at For Honor? Comparing this video to previous ones is like night and day, and I absolutely love it. A mixture of skill and memery. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Zanny: "Kensei" Subtitle: "cancer" 0:10

12:51 "I didn't know vaginas could hold controlers" - Sir Zanny 2020 Lmao

Ubi: we fixed the game! The game: *toothpick simulator*

For honour: depressed noises

3:32 y’know, I love the irony between this line and the next clip. It’s just, he warns us about doing the voice for long periods of time before... *inhale* and I cannot stress this enough DAHKNESS!

That nobushi at 16:28 cant even say wow when she was spamming lights into a kick and never switched up

Zanny: Alright I should stop with the puns. *Conq-puns intensify even further beyond*

Posted 6 seconds ago, this is my lifes biggest achievement.

“I turn off my body cam” had me laughing for the LAW.

I love "you think I wont kill all of you I've turned off my body cam" absolutely killed me

"Put aside the -ranger- CONQ , become the -man- *HIGHLANDER* you were born to be!" -Elrond- Hunterzillas

best song by Linking Park: Shadow Of The DARKNEFH

The beatdrop at 10:22 with the punch was amazing

I just love how the music kicks in when the guy was dancing, made me laugh

2:35 that's not a longsword that's an arming sword is zanny secretly a weeb

'It's hentai and it's art!' 'While the body's still warm' What have I walked in to?

16:30 this guy was a berserker in another video complaining about light spaming

This was the first video i saw of Zanny’s and now For Honor is no more. A truly sad day.

“That’s called hentai and it’s ART” ~Zanny I see you are a man of culture

"I turned off my body cam"

Just got back into the game after 2 years, love your content 😂

This is the first video of yours I’ve watched and you had me dying the entire video

Ubisoft: we fixed the fighting mechanics The game: sike light spamming is better now

(15:12-15:56) Zanny: “I am become death, destroyer of clan kids.”

2:36 "I wield a longsword" Me just angrily yelling ARMING SWORD

Who else would like to see him play the big scotish boi(Highlander)? Please give us some Highlander footage!

Zanny: I didn't know vaginas could hold controllers Gamer girls in porn: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

The lawdaddy is reading the codex astartes for us Praise him 🙏😔

Zanny: barely any health Enemy: higher health than zany Zanny: counters enemies attacks than kills then Zanny: you may outsmarted me but I have outsmarted your outsmarting

A year later and this still makes me crack up rofl “It’s called henti and it’s ART!!!”

16:10 You looked at Shugoki so long ago, that he sports your old emblem

11:30 when two clans see each other

The timing of some of his jokes are so perfect it makes me question if he records some of the audio in post. Love the content regardless.

I had for honor on my ps4 for a few months now sinve it was free with ps plus a while back. Your video's got me to finally download and play it. Hilarious content dude. Love it.

I like how zanny will be in the middle of a conversation then he just goes darkness

Zanny, when can I get those hits on Spotify? My life can’t be complete without it

“It’s a top heavy it’s not exactly easy to land” Warden- allow me to introduce myself *proceeds to double top heavy shoulder bash repeatedly*

Zanny every time he's in a brink of death "Ooh, i see..."