When your boss hits on you… 

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U guys can make a movie

you need to increase the length of your video like ten minutes or more by the way video great😃😃😃😃

This is funny but relatable 😅😢

The cops were loving those stories😂😂

They needed it for “research purposes”

​@@MattAndJustus btw where do you get all your girls Asking for a friend... Of course (you can tell me i won't tell the police)

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I lost it there!

I bet that happens more than you think.

That one caught me off guard.. I would have arrested the guy on the spot too.

​@@themeeting4960 fix yourself then

Wowwwwww.. 😂❤

True +++

i wouldnt call that assault lol, thatd be a dream

​@@Taimur_Gates ofcourse you'd say that. Times have changed. Rape is rape even if it done by a woman or a man

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@@Taimur_Gates wtf

​@@Taimur_Gates Bro experience it once. You will understand how traumatizing it is. I have experienced it so I know. You can't even tell anyone because they think it's too funny and enjoyable moment except the close females you have like your mother and sister.

Perhaps not very easily, since there's no proof. You'd need a pattern of behavior at least. People would just be much more aggressive with the guy.

​@@Leto2ndAtreides Men can be arrested for r@p3 just by staring to long on train in the uk or brushing past a bird. I literally know a block who got accused for being 3 minutes alone with a co-worker & now his life is ruined after being in prison. He did assault her after getting out but in the violent sense which I can't blame him since she had no-consequences to her false accusations while mocking him & so he disfigured her. Even before this incident is why till my failed health I'd leave any room if another trust worthy man or 2+ males are not present & refuse to be alone with any women in any professional capacity. It is not misogyny but basic logic since the judicial system in most western nations is fvcked in the 21st century. The only Women I trust is my mother & I don't care what other women say as I even have 2 male mate present at any date or event involving women not in open public venues that I am familiar. I was slow to trust even a decade back but considering how law is today I trust very few if anyone! I have even broken down a door when a mate locked it for a joke. I did not pay for the door as he brought that on himself. His famine friend screamed but I do not care! I don't know her & nor do I trust her. I also refuse to help women in any physical defence or medical capacity since as 1st aider I have had issues with few the women I defended through violence complaining of the manner I did it. so I would rather leave them to d!3. I am product of my experience & my experience is awful. Another interesting fact is that 3 in 10 men are raising a child that is not theirs! It is more then reasonable to assume 2/3 women are cheating on their partner. Every women I have known think I am piece of worthless till they learn of my finances & c@ck size at 8 inches. Food for thought!

@@Leto2ndAtreides There have been multiple high profile cases recently where the man has been convicted for many year old encounters where there is no evidence, just "he said, she said."

@@Leto2ndAtreides Uh, what? Multiple men have been arrested and fired from their job just from an accusation. Even after found innocent their lives are pretty much ruined.

Obviously.... whatever he just said is almost every man's dream but not every girl's dream .... What they experienced is totally different

Yeah, it'd be a TrueCrime Documentary

It isn't now either. There are men raped by women you know

...because it's "every guy's dream".

@@chillywilly5334 dream cannot be if man is committed in a relationship

@@joyhorta8051 The statement was a hyperbole.

Even if she's actually lying and isn't a victim

Even when he's proved innocent people would still defend her

​@@Shrukin9000 and its on his permanent record and in some cases becomes nearly "un-hireable"

Dolphin Boy became a Dolphin DAYUM. 😂

Honestly though, the reaction when the victim is a guy is "you probably liked it!"

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For the boys 🗿

Same. XD

With the tissues and lotion too

We just had to end it like that😂😂

I really didn't expect that tbh

Bros trained his thing 💀

For real he didn't know how to behave😭🤣

which one of u replies like this must have been either very traumatic for u or really hot depending on who@@MattAndJustus

The fact the most replayed parts is with the woman :l

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Nawwwwwwwww

Mrs. Paris: Actually, yes, that would be the correct term.

@@maverickcrow6252 thats wild

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​@@maverickcrow6252🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha he's a great swimmer

@@MattAndJustusDolphin boy was drowning in it

He really was a Dolphin riding babylon and her sister. 😂

​@MattAndJustus you leaked your plate

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Real

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

I would wish too

Because you can’t be traumatized. Unless you’re gay.

I wish to be in his shoes.

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True

It’s hardly an issue when it’s consensual, as depicted in here; he could also be prostituting himself to much uglier women than that.

Because this never ever happens to men ever in real life. We can only wish!!! 🤣🤣

Bc they living the dream 😂😂

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Those officers wish they were in his shoes😭🤣

they were jealous💀

One of the funniest lines😂

i saw this as soon as they said it

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I think bro was imagining that story

By 😂😂😂😂

Yeah

Her name is Amanda paris

@@Kitler558she has an onlyfans(why?)

@@BleachIsBetterthanMilk I don't think if she has an onlyfans

@@Kitler558 she does

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You gotta impregnate me 😂😂

How is this relatable💀💀💀💀💀

now I'm concerned

Trust me it could be worse I mean he could’ve got the Redo of healer treatment and have both guys and girls go down on him and have every some imaginable

bro?

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@@MattAndJustusyou one of the funniest channels on the internet

Me too

Mf wants to get gr@p3d aw hell naw

Count me in

WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

@@santiagomayaman9282my reaction

Very much the same buddy

Me too

Sup

Who isn't

You a voluntary victim💀💀

Ya Tim started reading him his rights and everything😂 It was about to go down...

What's her sister's name? 😂

Then what's her name

She's not ally conant

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yk if the gender reversed all the kafirs (non muslim) in the world would be pissed

HAHAHAHA for reaaal😂😂 Thx for the hilarious comment!!

As a gay person, I am pissed.

Same

@@G3R0Georgedeal with it

That was absolutely funny and did u expect the twin sister coming in and how come matt weren't into it

@@BobbyFoster-o1oI would do this shit😈

@@BobbyFoster-o1odoggy style(I’m joking and anybody who ridicules Matt for being a victim your wack

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@Thats_Concerningikr 😂

​@Thats_Concerningyour name is my answer to his reply

Exactly that ant assault that’s an offer he could have had a amazing wife and a amazing career and family just Off of that but he bitched out he really ruined the chance of happiness what a moron

Well "Mrs Paris" is usually a man.

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Dolphin noises 🐬

Listened to it 5 times😂😂

He gave consent on all of them. She never forced him, just made him an offer.

​@godnyx117 that's still considered rape if you're using a power dynamic to control someone. If the roles were reverse your reaction would be incredibly different.

Well, that's not an offer, saying have sex with me or you will never work a day in your life anymore, seems like blackmail to me ​@godnyx117

​@@karmst1996 I think the least she would get would be Sexual Harassment under "quid pro quo" (I.E. "this for that"), but that would be in the case of the military, I'm not sure how the civilian sector would handle it. 🤔 Although, the judicial system kinda sucks most of the time so she would probably get a slap on the wrist and be done with it. 🙄

@@karmst1996 It's called "taking advantage of your position". Nobody physically forced him. You have all become professional judges in this generation... "If ThE rOlEs WeRe ReVeRsE yOuR rEaCtIoN wOuLd Be InCrEdIbLy DiFfErEnT." No, I would not! How about not self-projecting and thinking that everyone is a two-faced hypocrite, just because you are? I know it's shocking, but someone of us have actual values and self-respect... You should get it too! You know it's a trashy reply when it has so many sheep liking it...

"someone who works in the psychology field" . did you lay bricks for a mental hospital?

@@My_Videos_Your_Serenity😐

@@My_Videos_Your_SerenityAre you dumb? Like, you’re dumb aren’t you?

Glad to hear from a psychologist!🤝

Wtf are you talking about? The skit is satire.

Yeah ikr

That dosent make any less fucking disgusting

​@@dobronx4771Because he didn't want it man can choose who they have sex with two you know

Wow the video messaged went over your head

i do hope an attractive person never assaults any woman you know in life because then they'd have to deal with you saying this nonsense.

You're a legend for commenting this🤣💀🤘🏻

@@MattAndJustuswho runs the channel, Matt or Justus??1?1!?1?1?1?1

​@@SQ1SHYI'm pretty sure they both co own it I think idk

@@Habibismemes makes sense, thank you very much.

Omg I just noticed...

What a good cop letting the whole team know about this sexual assaulter.

Glad we could make you laugh!

and given by the comments many people dont realise the hypocrisy lol

we didn't even think about that, that's actually funny😂 Good catch🤣

​ The door is to prevent him from escaping

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@@MattAndJustus You guys are unmatched. Brilliance in every video.

Why is it sad? Men and women are not the same. So... different things sometimes require different approaches.

@@painandhopelessness8860 that doesn’t excuse SA against men

@@sharkboygaming6505 indeed, it does not. But SA against men are far less harmful)

@@painandhopelessness8860 how?

@@sharkboygaming6505 well... Because of men's physiology (and psychology too, I guess). As I see it, sex for men isn't as intimate and important, as for women. I hope you get what I mean. And don't get me wrong, I don't say it's ok, it's just how things are, generally. For most of men and women. We live in society)

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Oh that's a great idea! They should actually make the shark bot movie too🤣

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Ur the only comment without a heart 😂 no offence

For real😂😂

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How?

Really??

LOLLLLLLLLLLL FR

Woooow👍

So if a woman does this it's perfectly okay but if a man does it he gets labeled a predator?

@@Spiralredd Relax man it's a joke, we are just joking around here

Ye

@@maximilliano007 well why I haven't see jokes about "women should be arrested for beign ungrateful" about SA? This is the problem, when it happen to man, we joke.

For real tho🤣

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SA is SA, no matter the gender.

Yeah ofc. But this is just a joke.@@Maple_Vally

​@@Maple_Vally its a joke

@@SheldorTheGreat its still can be perceived as harmful, though. It's important to recognize that. But your're also right in the way that I clearly miss read the situation which is my bad.

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7:37 too 😂

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I love you guys@@MattAndJustus

We don't always have standards but when we do they're double.

💀💀💀💀 glad we could make you laugh

Dunno if that would make a difference tbh

0 difference hes still male

@@BardhanProductions statutory rape

That's hilarious thanks for watching lol

@@MattAndJustus no problem bud

@@MattAndJustusher number please?

It was an aggressive WOW hahahaha

reactions were too on point 😂😂

@@thesocialmediagame yea bro 🤣🤣

Our favorite part was Matt's audition hahaha😆

Thanks for the kind words and we are so grateful you watched the video! THANK YOU

Not really. It every man’s dream.

​@@dobronx4771 May be not this one's

@@FunPart-xr4jg no, it’s every man’s dream. You gay if not.

@@dobronx4771 What if he was hyper religious or say he was grieving..

@@FunPart-xr4jg then that his problem. Religious people often sacrifice thinking what they truly want or common sense.

Me too

7RGB something something

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@@olagbadunolatunde9815 what’s wrong with

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But you didn't see all of it tho😉