When Your Mom Is The Substitute Teacher 

5:15 “THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART” got me rolling on the floor

"the pain helps children learn" -Simon's mom

5:15 “THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART” got me good 💀

Principal: *survives.* Greg: *hates the mom.*

“THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!!” had me cackling!

“Oh you can’t fire fire me… IF YOU DONT LIVE TO TELL THE TALE” best words ever

5:15 Imagine hearing this while being Simon’s next door neighbor 💀

This actual happened before in my school. Someone's actual mother came in to be a substitute and the child of her was actually in that class.

2:19: "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FU*KING MIND?" that made me roll in the moon

5:15 “THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART'' i'm f died

Bro is going to get embarrassed by his mum shouting the famous quote we will all remember. "SIMON" 😂😂

"THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART" got me dying 💀

5:15 THA PAIN IS TEARING MAH CHEKS APRT 😂😂😂

We legitimately need like a continuation to this

5:14 “THE PAIN IS TEARING MY cHeEkS aPaRt” Got me cackling

5:54 "The pain helps them learn" 😊 "The pain's gonna get you *FIRED!"* 😡

5:13 The pain helps you learn THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART

3:52 "Bend your body over about 45°." Oddly specific but still pause 💀

"What did you just say?-" -The Principal's famous last words

2:16 "Are you out f you're frickn' mind?!" had me dead

5:15 THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!

3:47 everybody knows what she’s gonna do💀

5:17 THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!!😂

“THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!” 😂😂😂😂😂

4:10 DAMN THE MUM HAD A BIG PROBLEM

"the pain is clapping my CHEEKS" got me dying

5:55 The principle clapped back real quick

5:15 The pain tearing my cheeks apart

“the pain helps you learn” - Simon’s mom

5:15 the pain is tearing my cheeks apart 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"...and I just so happen to have so many interesting stories about my Sy-Guy!" That got me 💀

“THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!!!” Simon's friend, what do you mean?

2:18 OH DAMN SWEAR ALERT

"THE PAIN IS TERRING MY CHEEKS APART!!!" Famous last words😂😂

WE NEED PART 2 OF THIS

“The pain will help you learn…😊” “THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART”

I actually thought she was going to say, "You can't fire me.... because I have tEnUrE!"

“ THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART! “

Simon really needs to be a comedian😂😂😂😂😂😂

if my mom was a substitute, i would be so excited and probably scream “MOTHER” out of no where

2:52 Breaking the fourth wall much Mr 4th wall break man

Turn your body around about face had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5:29 Hide me Hide me now 😂

Simon’s mom needs to be arrested for child abuse

5:11 "The pain helps you learn:D" "THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!!! 😠"

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND!?" got me dying 💀

6:21 OK THEN MOM GONE CRAZY

“When he goes to pee, he *always* sits down-“ “OK THATS ENOUGH”

*The fact that Child Protective Services hasn’t been called is surprising*

5:15 THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART Had me rolling in tears😂😂😂

2:56 casually breaking the 4th wall as of nothings happening rn

After that she was arrested for child abuse and using a weapon of mass destruction 😅

I love that nobody is talking that the principal's office is in his bathroom xD

5:14 THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART got my dad going tipsy turvy

5:15 “The pain is tearing my CHEEKS APART!!!!! lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5:34 sometimes it was a slipper

Simon's mom is gonna have to go on trial for this if the principal actually dies here. this needs a part two

4:56 OMG

4:38 WHERE DID SIMON GET MY SANDAL

2:18 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F@$#$# MIND had me cracking 😂

2:11 New car is crazy

Oh mother!😂

1:33 Mom I Sewer To God Is Crazy 😂

5:12 Simons mom: The pain helps you learn Simons friend: THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART

"WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY SIMON'S FRIEND!!! " *death smile💀*

Got a good video idea. When the teacher has a favorite student

Mom is a criminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:48 TELL THEM 😈

5:13 Simon’s Mom: The pain helps you learn. Simon’s Friend: THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!!!!!!!

"THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!"..I WON'T SAVE YOU LOL-

Simons mom needs to be jailed!

2:31 HAHAHA FUNNY BIT

"If that's the case, we'll all be leaving with a belt mark." Are you...okay 1:10

THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART got me rolling of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

Simon’s mom needs to be arrested

SIMON'S MOM IS A BEAST!

ah yes, in 2024 we all use sandles to call people

Oh my… This sure is a “When your mom becomes a substitute teacher” lmao

6:44 hey timed users

"If You Hire A Strict Person, You Can't Fire Them" -A Wise Man

Imagine people are just walking by and hearing Simon shouting in his bathroom ranting about how his mom got hired to be a substitute teacher

The fbi gonna have a ball game with this one

bro was going to start his villain arc when his mom walked in

2:18 nah Simon 💀

5:47 um by my calculati- TELL THEM 👿😈👹 5:49 even greg was scared 💀😭😂

4:26 THATS ABUSE

0:50 His reaction when he saw his mom as her substitute teacher😮

3:56 HIT NUMBER 1

5:19 THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEAKS APART got me dieting🤣🤣🤣

there's only one person that can stop her now. open phones and call someone. Simon :"Grandma?"

My mom:So now that I'm a teacher, lets see your report card EARLY, SHALL WE? :D Me:Help-

Oh my god this is simon's craziest video. He broke the fourth wall and his mom has broken the law.

BEANS I STARTED THE BEANS ARMY MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

2:18 "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND?!" LOL, THATS FUNNY.

I love the Chaos that unfolds at the end of your videos

"THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART!" Had me dying and on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"The pain is tearing my cheeks apart" got me dying

5:04 "DO YOU?!,OR DO U WANNA LOOK CLOSER." 5:15 "THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART." 5:30 "HOW COULD YOU SIMON,I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY WOMB,FED YOU,PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND ACAASIONLY PUT A BELT OVER YOU?!" 5:48 "TELL THEM😈😈👹👹." 5:55 "THE PAIN helps them learn!" 5:57"THE PAIN IS GOING TO GET U FIRED!!" 6:30 •woops the principal•

"THE PAIN IS TEARING MY CHEEKS APART" killed me 😂

1:23 bullying the whole classroom