When Your White Friend Tries to Set You Up with Someone - Mia Jackson

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Mia Jackson recounts the time her friend tried to set her up with a way older man and explains how she fell in love with her current boyfriend. (Contains strong language.)
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@frowhatitsworth 4 года назад

“I can’t be datin nobody that had to fight for my freedom.” She just kept going in. 😂

@smithjedediah 4 года назад

That was amazing

@northstar5240 4 года назад

Lol 😂

@TheTerrainWizard 4 года назад

So funny!

@andreaturnquist4855 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@jessicawright4102 4 года назад

Hey Amber girllllll

@DiscordBeing 4 года назад

My eyes are brown and have hope, his eye color is cataracts. Genius.

@martymcflyyy3157 4 года назад

Damn🙈🙈🙈💀💀💀

@cindyking7229 4 года назад

😄😃

@illmeeillmee9373 4 года назад

no its not funny..age shaming is not funny and so is making fun of cataracts..ppl get it in any age. She is not funny, just a dumbass

@freegee5790 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@anothaeasywin 4 года назад

@@illmeeillmee9373 its standup comedy 😂someone hates her fir different reasons

@aphroditeladie 4 года назад

"I can't even pressure wash the house without a flashback, but you're gonna ask me about some dishes."

@summerhaze5531 4 года назад

This is my fave line. 👌

@cjjonez 4 года назад

Original...im stealing it

@hlaback 4 года назад

That's when I lost it

@okapislash5406 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂...genius I never thought I could laugh about someone getting hit with a anti protest water cannon

@ndo533 4 года назад

Yo I screaammmmeed 😂😂😂

@Walklikelions 4 года назад

"tell me more"... "tell me less" classic punchlines. GENIUS.

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

Softnumnums and she whipped out a photo too

@michaelfrancismccarthy 4 года назад

I agree, she has real clean technical follow-through on her set

@sarcasm-83 4 года назад

Yeah it was good... but genius?

@nimblewimble 4 года назад

Was this sarcasm? Serious question.

@morgansmith334 4 года назад

Step on the gas, step on gas?, step on the breaks!

@Nat-to2rx 4 года назад

she is one of the people that deserves a netflix special.

@brigettemccoy 4 года назад

Absolutely!

@cb-wi1cq 4 года назад

YES

@nellokiko6755 4 года назад

Nat every one doesn’t ‘derserve’ Netflix specials, cmon damn. She not really funny

@buddhafortune6166 4 года назад

Nat amen n Dominique

@Uouttooo 4 года назад

You think Netflixx gives out specials like candies? They have to pay for it and only makes money if many people watch it.

@toryfox4580 4 года назад

Civil rights jokes, that there is some rough turf but she nailed it lmao

@Septemberizmine 4 года назад

Word!

@toryfox4580 4 года назад

@m h what I mean by that is that telling a civil rights joke well and having it be funny is difficult, not that they should be concerned about offending people

@allisonw06 4 года назад

Aww cool, I'm the 1000th like.

@estieeu2364 4 года назад

Just gave you 1k likes!

@rahra2483 4 года назад

@m h it's rough turf because you want to have respect for what it means to people....culture thing!

@kokujin8 4 года назад

Her stage presence was IMMACULATE. The jokes were tight and on point... Where's the rest?!

@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 4 года назад

Yes and YES !! !!!

@jrbionic404 4 года назад

@brianaspencer7769 4 года назад

Hair on point as well

@CeliniacForLife 4 года назад

briana spencer Body and outfit too!

@danaram8077 4 года назад

and she is stunning. but the outfit is a disaster

@phasm42 4 года назад

"...combination of skincare and reparations, it's on Wikipedia..." 😅

@jaysonest95 4 года назад

Paul Miner “... I wrote it” 😂 never heard of her but I love how she just slides the last part casually after every punchline

@Ctwosrer 4 года назад

Paul Miner 😂😂😂

@jasminjadore42 4 года назад

@K B the good skin is the reparations.

@dscjmc6513 4 года назад

What does reparations mean

@buddhafortune6166 4 года назад

Paul Miner I 💀

@blessn100 4 года назад

Her delivery is like you just having a casual chat, its brililant

@donovanredmond8050 3 года назад

That observation of her act is a perfect description! I never seen a comedian so calming in my life!

@teecee4459 2 года назад

It's called not actually having jokes 😱

@aftereverett 4 года назад

“Good skin care and reparations.” “I saw the article, I wrote it.” 😂😂😂😂

@wonderwinder1 4 года назад

I know, right!!!!!?!!!??

@marias6583 Год назад

What article was she talking about?

@oc4515 4 года назад

Baby Girl is READY. She was hittin’ from beginning to end.

@carynis1hotassgirl 4 года назад

That's exactly what I thought.

@aftereverett 4 года назад

L V Facts

@lvi8957 4 года назад

👌😁

@Mbuyiselo5 4 года назад

Okay, she is on it👌

@richcastle 4 года назад

When she was describing him, I thought of Granddad from the boondocks for some reason

@cpace7680 4 года назад

RIP John Witherspoon!

@silverbat5873 4 года назад

True

@scowlistic 4 года назад

Not the cheddar Biscuits!

@notkerrystolcenberg 4 года назад

I actually had "scurvy" in college (it's just a vit C deficiency). Turns out you cannot live off ramen and cereal. Not for long anyway

@jideca 4 года назад

Happens to me when I eat only junk food for too long

@msdaryllgirl 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@christinamills1170 4 года назад

@@jideca How long do you only eat junk food?

@jideca 4 года назад

@@christinamills1170 trust when you're in college, it can be 1-2weeks which is very bad😭

@Sumi2379 4 года назад

yougotservedyo lmaooo 😂

@skinchen 4 года назад

How was that nice integrated lunch you had today, did you get to sit at the counter LOL

@nrsimmons178 4 года назад

Sorry, but you look so familiar to me...did you go through RTC Great Lakes summer of 2002?

@traceylennon1204 4 года назад

That was funny AF!! @Shannon Williams

@Shinyflubba 4 года назад

"I cant pressure wash the house withiu flashbacks" lol

@kingmonde 4 года назад

I died when she said that. Lol.

@alexandriap6132 4 года назад

It was funny an then it was sad

@loveschile7339 4 года назад

Best line.

@innikkac 4 года назад

Hilarious😂😂😂

@CJisthatyou_ 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams 4 года назад

Never seen her before but I am here for her.... post more clips! Laughed out loud and I haven't done that for a while.

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

Trese TZ yup

@taraolson4161 4 года назад

i agree!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@petracomandasu8664 4 года назад

Exactly!

@cobress5325 4 года назад

“I just wanna go to CVS like the rest of the hoes.” Lmao sis said that like they’re taking group trips to the pharmacy 😭.

@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 4 года назад

😂😂 They not? Cause they are.

@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 4 года назад

I know cause I was always at the liquor store every week. 😭😭

@audreykoskei4072 4 года назад

There's nobody who will judge you more than a man who doesn't drink.😂

@lmsytranscript 4 года назад

Unless the person is a vegan!

@GhGh-ci8ld 4 года назад

Let Me See Your Transcript nope

@jame1398 4 года назад

@@lmsytranscript Usually when I meet a person like that I try to do the thing that they're doing for at least 2 weeks just to prove a point.

@Freespiritedqueen 4 года назад

I prefer being with a man/guy who doesn't because I don't drink either. There are women who don't drink or don't want alcohol period. The company you keep, you know.

@april_dawn 4 года назад

Let Me See Your Transcript Lort yes! 🙄😂

@JuaniqueVerde 4 года назад

“I’m sorry Mr. Calvin” 🤣 🤣

@lunalea1250 4 года назад

Put some RESPECT on his name!😂

@TravioliRavioli 4 года назад

I thought she said "its the white thing to do" after that 😂😂😂

@reasc2071 4 года назад

"I'm not gonna date someone who fought for my freedom!" LMAO. 🤣😂

@kensebben1 4 года назад

she had me at "intergrated lunch"

@rogers5622 4 года назад

Bless their hearts but the white friends usually try to set you up with most random black man😂

@pagethreemodel 4 года назад

White women love playing matchmaker. It's hilarious.

@elena-lc4uk 4 года назад

Or random white guys

@Mbuyiselo5 4 года назад

White women, will try and set you up with the worst black guy around🤦🏾‍♀️ their logic is “but he’s black too”

@ColorMeIn 4 года назад

Or just any black man because, well, they’re black. Interestingly enough that’s how I realize a lot of my white “friends” didn’t actually see me as a full person.

@anthonyp9591 4 года назад

@@ColorMeIn maybe you need to be able to pick friends better then...

@YONCE8701 4 года назад

"I THOUGHT IT WAS A BILL FROM VERIZON BECAUSE IT WAS LARGE & I WAS OVERDUE!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂DECEASED!!!!🙅🏽‍♀️

@jadkiss827 4 года назад

Liked the older, man, civil-rights jokes "did you vote?", " did you eat at the counter, did you enjoy your integrated lunch?", "Your welcome" 😂

@ndo533 4 года назад

Integrated* 😂😂😂

@jadkiss827 4 года назад

Nd O 👍

@traceylennon1204 4 года назад

Loved and laughed at those!! @J Adkiss

@a.m.m.4592 4 года назад

Her joke writing is really good. I need to check her out more.

@preedestined1 4 года назад

@@prakhar2098 🤣🤣🤣

@RI......... 4 года назад

@@prakhar2098 close your ears😋

@envyrem 4 года назад

This is the best standup I’ve seen in a while It flowed so well, and she wasn’t unnecessarily dramatic 7 minutes went by so fast

@traceylennon1204 4 года назад

Wasn't it quick?? @Chris Eli

@cassieamaya9744 4 года назад

Wish it was the original comedian doing her own jokes. No shade....just saying!

@robinvolpi 4 года назад

@@cassieamaya9744 It was...

@nathanaellovell7045 4 года назад

@@cassieamaya9744 What would that be if not shade? You're literally saying that all of her jokes are stolen. I listen to a ton of comedy and I hadn't heard any of her material. Mind informing us who she ripped off?

@BeGlamourlicious 4 года назад

Why are black women always so extremely beautiful. Her hair, hair body, her voice everything is perfect.

@truebut3243 4 года назад

Not the hair and her body is average

@leeluv96 4 года назад

I think she's pretty too but there is one thing about the jumpsuit that caused me to keep looking away.

@BeGlamourlicious 4 года назад

Mr C she is beautiful to me.

@elena-lc4uk 4 года назад

I've just been noticing the smooth voice,,I get you

@truebut3243 4 года назад

@@BeGlamourlicious probably wouldn't be saying that about her natural hair whity 🤔🤔👀😂😂😂😂

@DeshaunD 4 года назад

Can’t pressure wash the house without having a flashback 😆🤣😂😭

@jbaby007 4 года назад

"Because it was large and I was overdue" 💀👌🏾😉

@bobbisue313 4 года назад

Hilarious. Imma steal that one someday

@royalalchemist6939 4 года назад

She crushed it

@Tao-fp3yr 4 года назад

I saw the it was large part coming, but overdue took it to another level.

@bororobo3805 3 года назад

Overdue in what sense?. Didn't get that part

@Kard9 4 года назад

This is the smartest routine I've heard in a LOOONG time. Amazing!

@LB-gz3ke 4 года назад

I agree. She mixes the levels of humor flawlessly. Apothecary vs CVS, skin care and reparations, I think the negative comments she is getting are people who can't keep up.

@BasedLink 4 года назад

@@LB-gz3ke sporadically inserting polysyllabic words into her routine does not make it any more intellectually rigorous. Moreover, smart does not equal funny and some of the jokes seemed to fall flat

@LB-gz3ke 4 года назад

@@BasedLink Of course smart doesn't equal funny. I just happen to think her routine is both. As to the skincare/reparations joke, she is naming things white people don't seem to understand when it comes to African Americans.

@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 4 года назад

ii kimochi if you want an “intellectually rigorous” joke, just listen to Jordan Peterson

@BasedLink 4 года назад

@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 very esoteric response to leave under a completely unrelated comedy video

@losbebeast8449 4 года назад

she was really funny, very clever with her jokes. really like the way she built her jokes then delivered the punch line, definitely want to see more of her stuff

@VianneyCreates 4 года назад

I love the woman!! Never seen her before, but she's got me hooked already!!

@kimberlyyoung458 4 года назад

I don't want chlamydia, just in case one y'all be like I'll do it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@HiNinqi 4 года назад

She definitely needs a 1hr special!!

@akeelanobee27 4 года назад

Drinking and watching Harry Potter sounds like I just found my plans for this weekend.

@Mbuyiselo5 4 года назад

The Harry Potter reference took me out😂

@fairytaleending6657 3 года назад

It's game day b***ch!

@tcwarden758 4 года назад

I can’t even pressure wash the house without getting flashbacks 😂

@interestinginfo6765 4 года назад

“I can’t even pressure wash the house without a flashback...” Great original and SMART material Ms. Jackson! Looking forward to more of you!

@vegahimsa 4 года назад

This woman is BRILLIANT, her timing is wonderful

@supersquare 4 года назад

I thought this set was gonna be about something totally different, she killed every joke!!!

@michaelfrancismccarthy 4 года назад

You can tell she really honed this material

@Myunsolicitedthoughts 4 года назад

My eyes are brown and have hope😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@alexandrianyalapendergrass7978 4 года назад

"I cant even pressure wash the house without getting flashbacks" absolutely great line

@redpilling5575 4 года назад

First joke I'm in tears Tell me less I have to use this in future

@MissLlah 4 года назад

She’s on point because I really must Insist the younguns call me miss, it’s just respectful.

@jocelynjohnston8257 4 года назад

What are you, like 30?

@kaiceecrane3884 4 года назад

Misssserieszz

@-Epiphany 4 года назад

Bissh..that time will come sooner than than u think...why rush it?

@Introvertsan 4 года назад

Miss or Ma'am works for me

@joefernandez8008 4 года назад

“F- you, quidditch is a game.” 🤣🤣🤣

@DashInDallas 4 года назад

This is what it sounds like when EVERYONE knows who they are coming to watch perform.

@lovingmemories8902 4 года назад

Dash Lipscomb AGREED. #sheready

@D.Antony 4 года назад

She hit it out of the park. Every joke was a home run.

@bighomieJ5X 3 года назад

She should work for the post office, because she delivered 🤪🤪

@kjdnyhmghfvb 4 года назад

"how was that nice integrated lunch you had earlier today, did you sit at the counter... you're welcome."

@admirableimage3049 4 года назад

She gives me the Jazmine Sullivan vibes💣💥

@y2kraye 4 года назад

“I can’t power wash the house without getting flashbacks” LMAOOO THIS IS GOLD

@KimateRichards 4 года назад

Smartest comedy I’ve seen in a while

@nationalutilitysalescorp4199 4 года назад

I’m not really good at tellin black people’s ages. Haha. Only one of us has gone thru the Civil Rights Movement.

@TaWandaJoyner 4 года назад

The sad part is that I'm 47 & had scurvy when I was like 43. It's really just a Vitamin C deficiency. LMAO... This lady is funny & very intelligent❣

@RacieRain 4 года назад

Her..liarious! 😂😂🤣 The Apothecary 😂😂

@endl1234 4 года назад

Ok😂😂😂

@libertyjo6238 4 года назад

She's frkn hysterical! "My eyes are brown and have hope" 🤣

@LonjeMarie7 4 года назад

She’s GORGEOUS and funny! Good job Queen!

@terrancekayton007 4 года назад

she said, "it's on wikipedia, I read the article, I wrote" she's funny as hell

@alexandriap6132 4 года назад

I loved that she skipped over the typical topics

@jerseyltd 4 года назад

The kind of women i want to meet at a bar. Lmao. Id be laughing so hard id forget to order a drink

@TenThousandDoors 4 года назад

I'm sorry Miss Jackson! (Oooooohh) I am four eels! Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy!

@elliesings9508 4 года назад

THIS is my humor!! "...I can't even preasure wash the house without a flashback..." Lmao

@dolomitefan1767 3 года назад

I damn near spit out my juice when she said “the apothecary”. 😂😂😂

@erenel11 4 года назад

This is the first time seeing and hearing her. She is very funny, unique, smart, and sexy. I predict she will be a star like deon cole. She should be writing on somebody’s show.

@TraeCrowderLiberalRedneck 4 года назад

So damn good, Mia. Skeeew!

@MrPhoenix357 3 года назад

Love you, Trae!

@ronnieauer 3 года назад

"I don't want clemetia..I don't. I just don't want something so old that I gotta search in the forest for the antidote" HAD ME DYING

@anothermike4825 4 года назад

Brilliant! Standing O!

@sunflowerjones9581 4 года назад

Witty, funny and just Brilliant. 💜 you killed it sis.

@shantemahhaj6934 4 года назад

“Mr Calvin” and “scurvy” threeeeeew me😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

@kinsmed 4 года назад

Wow. Love snappy material with a worldview. Hope to see more of Mia.

@swaggalikechrist 4 года назад

That pressure wash joke was so funny lol

@kwameansah8426 4 года назад

She is so beautiful I forgot to listen to the jokes. Beauty with jokes.

@dpugh7618 4 года назад

Intelligent. Humble. Self-aware. Confident. Timely. And so so funny. This woman is simply brilliant!

@VanAddae 4 года назад

Here's someone who is actually funny and not somone they trying to shove down out throats

@Dogen70 4 года назад

Heard her on Sirius radio and had to find out who she was. Yep

@Tina-qn6pq 4 года назад

“Skin care and reparations”. That was funny. She is good.

@kristinb5073 4 года назад

"It's game day, bitch!" "That's fine, but you're watching Harry Potter." "Uh, Quidditch is a game!! Go Gryffindor!" lmao dead

@TeaAtTwo2 4 года назад

'You're disrespectful' -😂 her delivery was on point.

@JamesDavenport 4 года назад

"his late 40s, or his early 60s" is an amazing joke

@cherposton8242 4 года назад

It was large and I was overdue!💀

@achanwahn 3 года назад

How to successfully set up jokes based on the civil rights movement w/o offending anyone

@mamabear_9074 4 года назад

"My eyes are brown and have hope." 😂😂😂😂😂

@em.n.emily7 3 года назад

That one laugh in the audience hahah All I could hear was AAAAAAAAAAAAA😂

@tranquility9325 4 года назад

Intellectual comedy, delivery on point, girl you GO with your bad self👍

@timothywoodruff3865 3 года назад

She said, "I can't even pressure wash the house without a flashback. But, you gonna ask me about the dishes?! Hmm...a'ight. You're disrespectful." HIL-LAR-REE & OUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

@sothathappened 3 года назад

i need so much more of mia in my life!

@taotaostrong 4 года назад

She nailed it. ♥️

@GMPGMP-jp5ut 4 года назад

When she said she was drinking at 11:30am for game day, I fell in love

@geedusa 4 года назад

It's game-day bitch!😍

@mrmagpie6684 4 года назад

2:40 "I can't even pressure wash the house without flashbacks" NOOOO LMAO

@mikalwhoberry2775 3 года назад

Love her . Her humor flows like a river . I wanna watch Harry Potter with her.

@firesign4297 3 года назад

🤣👏👏👏👍🏾👍🏾Just A Beautiful!!! Sista!😊 And....Extremely! 😊 FUNNY!😊🤣✌ Blessings From A Sista..By Way Of...Brooklyn N.Y.

@crys452 4 года назад

"'because it was large and I was overdue" had me spitting out my water! She's my new fav.

@anthonycoca2202 3 года назад

I’ve got to find some way to “insert” “It was large and I was overdue” into as many sentences as creepily possible...

@D3z1n3r 4 года назад

I literally did a spit take. She's hilarious!!

@warrenny 4 года назад

She has great material and delivers it well. Definitely not the usual cut and paste sets

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

You better call your elders miss and mista. Who you think you is -gettin new in here.

@CarolineKoko 4 года назад

Skin care and reparations lol

@TammyMacMac 4 года назад

She opened up for Ali Siddiq when i saw him and had me in tears her whole act!

@lemonadeplayback1985 3 года назад

To the audience member that was cackling like a crow, I love you 💕

@nononsense5182 4 года назад

I don't get it when ppl say female's aren't funny... We have to go through life laughing or we will be crying. I love when a woman can give us a witty, clever and hilarious side. To be honest guys are not always THAT funny either it depends on what the content and delivery is about and if that individual had stage presence, period. Personally I like to hear about experiences in everyday life that i can reflect on and relate to.