I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out
i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported
As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many
This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.
fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff
Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes... Why not; Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!" Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top. Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope! Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though! So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now! You can't loose money! It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit! Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies. Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.
@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks? congealed relish bun. my god
Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself* Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down* Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction
As a scientist whose been on the run for 4 years because I made a serum that could increase the average lifespan by 70 years I do have to say this is so true lmao
I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.
The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.
The fact that this is actually true is crazy because there there have been in so many people who have discovered things or discovered cures for things like cancer and after they said this or learn this they go missing
Banana leaf plastic. Bio-degradable. Woman in Mexico was prototyping it. Never heard of her since one article was published. Guy who found a way to turn plastic back into oil. Dead. He died.
i think you're doing a bit of correlation here. Nothing to be ashamed of, just don't reproduce that. In order to not reproduce that, you must prove that there is a link between the datas and they aren't just random or linked by something else, like wealth or their working environment.
We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.
I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.
Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!
In reality, nobody understands the first scientist to make a certain breakthrough. They treat him like he's speaking gibberish and don't acknowledge his or her work.
Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger. Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground. Yeah. This is real life.
I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”
What’s funnier in the scientific community is that if a student makes the discovery, the discovery is placed under the professor’s name thus giving the professor 90% of the credit and the student the last 10% as ‘assistant work’.
Nope. This heavily depends on what the student did. In many instances, students are working on a small part of a bigger topic, that spans mutiple, separate projects under the same research by one professor. Think projects like master’s thesis. If its a separate discovery outside the project, then most likely the student will get full credit for it.
Caleb I just wanted to say that ever since we watched this video when you put it out, we've been putting our condiments on the bun first and it's a life saver. Bro put the bat down please
Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit. Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.
Isaiah 28: 15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: 16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste. 17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. 18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.
This is true, Kodak had the first digital camera a really long time ago... but they buried it, as it would hurt their sales in film development. Which was their primary source of income at the time.
I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it
I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.
I love how everyone just absolutely HATES the government. Edit: How to get lots of likes in the span of 4 hours (3.3k) 1) Hate the government 2) Profit
