Which Cryptid is the most kissable?? 

Dan: *makes practical arguments* Arin: “yeah, but imagine if they were different and better”

Arin being in the Kitsune picture was so great

Medusa being S tier is just a good reminder that anybody who looks her in the eye is rock hard immediately

Dan: We need to define what a kiss is before we start this list. Arin: WHAT IF SHE SOUNDED YOU? Dan: *breath* Arin, please.

This episode is just “Danny’s Furriness faces off against Arin’s insane fantasies.”

Cant wait for that "Arin is a 3000 year old kiss wizard" fanfiction

Dan: *rational argument based on the physical biology of the creature* Arin: “yes, but, (insert fanfiction scenario)”

You may diss on how mothman may kiss because of the face, but you forget how caked up that boi is and how fluffy moths are too.

Arin when centaurs come up: "We're just talking about kisses here." Arin, moments earlier: *comes up with an entire hard-to-get scenario with Bigfoot*

“Octopus beak… H’okay” I love how you can hear Arin’s entire argument up to that point shatter in one word.

As someone who enjoys japanese folklore, the kitsune section had me smacking my face against my desk so hard. They're yokai (japanese demons) who are literally known for transforming into incredibly beautiful women that seduce people. Plenty of stories talk about men marrying a woman, living a long life together and even having kids only to discover they were actually kitsune in disguise decades into the relationship. Other legends talk about how kitsune would seduce rulers and literally ruined kingdoms because said kings were so obsessed with them. And you're telling me they aren't S class kissers?

I like how they censored the first search of sexy dragons but when he search it again at the end, it wasn’t censored 😂

Bros you absolutely NEED to do a "is it a Kaiju"

8:27 Arin’s search history is killing me 🤣 “coke black cherry, one finger selfie challenge, power rangers hot toys”

I'm imagining a biblical angel, a burning wheel with many eyes and wings, just puckering up to kiss Dan and Arin

I'm surprised they don't dual screen these tier lists so Dan and Arin has their own and can compare at the end.

Dan: "this is a D for me because of (reasonable point)" Arin: "well for me its a S because (insert Arin's fantasy)"

I feel so bad for Dan sometimes, he makes such good arguments and just gets shot down with “what if’s” 😂

I feel like Dan's the only one taking this seriously and Arin just wants to make out with monsters

Dan: "Reasonable argument" Arin: "Incredulous response and alludes to intangible qualities" Dan: "Fine put it wherever you want" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Every item: Dan: don't say counter point Arin : _inhales_ counter point

Arin; “It’s not about the aftercare.” Arin, one minute later; “I don’t think it can lay down and cuddle with you.”

Arin cracking up over the Joe Biden alien made my day.

Fairies can be big or small, they're not all Tinker Bell sized. For example the Fairy Queen Titania, she's usually depicted human sized maybe a little bigger. Fairies originally were known as Fae, from Celtic mythology, anything could be a Fae, they were big, small, good, bad, and ugly. Goblins are a type of Fae, just as much as a Pixie (which is what modern fairies are inspired by, the cutesy ones like pixies and sprites, Tinker Bell is a Fairy but she has Pixie Dust). You Mr anime and Japan guy Arin, heard of Ancient Magus Bride? All of those magical creatures in it are different types of Fae, even the Magus himself, derived from many possible Fae inspirations. While the term fairy has evolved over the ages (possibly due to religious reasoning) I think you could view fairies as to Fae like a square is a type of rectangle. Fairies are always Fae, while Fae are not always fairies, similar to how Genies came from Djinn, how a Phoenix is a firebird but a firebird isn't always a Phoenix.

"It's probably like kissing a horse" Arin casually says, as if that's a reasonable, normal comparison reference point lol.

I love how Arin just came out the gate with "What if the fairy sounded you." 🤣

Medusa in mythology: Athena got angry at me for something I did not do and turned me into the most grotesque creature she could think of, to the point where the only people that accepted me were other gorgons Arin Hanson 2022: she just really likes snakes

Arins willingness to make out with everything is always funny

Did Arin totally forget that Kitsune often take the form of humans to seduce people?

The joy of these ranking episodes is not the quality of the final ranking but the insight it gives us into the inner machinations of Arin and Dan's minds. Stuff like the "grey aliens would evolve to have nice lips" bit are the gold this series is made of

I rarely get pissed at tier lists but listing mothman as a D when he's so obviously the BEST KISSER actually made me mad in REAL LIFE.

31:10 I absolutely lost it at the shakey "uHm" from Dan after they reached werewolves

About the kitsune: While they were foxes, they were shapeshifters, and would transform themselves into humans to fool other humans, so the human-depiction they used in the tier-list wouldn't be that far off, though less anime-waifu looking

The Fire in the Sky alien part literally had me in tears from laughter, my stomach hurts

I can't believe they talked about kissing dragons without even mentioning the one from Shrek that had actual human lips and made babies with a donkey.

28:28 I'm in TEARS 😭😂

Dan: “you don’t know what those moth motivations are” The motivation is LAMP!

Dan: gives perfectly reasonable explanation as to why something is not kissable Arin: *OBJECTIVELY-*

After rewatching this half a year later. I am still outraged at the placement of mothman. Moths are incredibly fluffy and soft he could hug you like no other and wrap his soft wings around you. Nobody knows what mothmans lips look like. Be they moth, or man, or perhaps something else entirely. Mothman is also a gentle loving man who warns us of danger and attempts protect and save us. Very noble. Mothman is an S tier kisser.

I want to get Arin on the cryptid list, as Arin being a 300 year old samurai cursed by a kitsune would somehow just be the perfect halloween style plot twist.

It was so cute how Dan acted like he didn't know what a Kitsune was, then immediately ranks it a 10.

For future reference, Kitsunes transform into beautiful women to seduce men into cheating on their spouses in their folklore... Sounds like a solid S tier kissing material.

I was genuinely shocked when I looked up that kitsune picture myself and realised it wasn't just stylised fanart of Arin playing Sakura Spirit that someone had snuck onto the wikipedia page. At the same time though, I saw that the man in the image was apparently called Prince Hanzoku, which is basically what I'd imagine if I wanted to come up with a japanese version of Hanson, so I'm gonna go ahead and say there's some reincarnation shenanigans going on here.

Dan is the most reluctant yet genuine furry. Giving him far more cred than most

"What if she sounded you" - Arin 2022 talking about tinkerbell

Arin constantly trying to rationalize his urges to kiss the monsters in this is as hilarious as it is disturbing.

love how you can occasionally hear ally in the background laughing

I will never stop loving how it feels like Arin is pulling reasons out of thin air to either love or hate something and just is so zealous and justifying for his reasoning no matter how ridiculous. So god damn funny 😂😂😂

We need a tier list on which mario enemy would they kiss

That Joe Biden comparison made me laugh the hardest I have in months

Every other tier list they have done: Arin saying his thoughts and dan saying "sure go ahead" This list: Dan "OH I HAVE THOUGHTS"

they really put Nessie in C tier and then almost tried to say kissing a dragon wouldn't be strikingly similar

how dare they treat my boy Mothman like that 😭 he’s straight up S-tier

Looking at the thumbnail just makes me realize that if Arin was in an nsfw adult video he'd simultaneously look like he belonged and yet also look like the most out of place person to ever exist.

"Why'd you have to put it in terms I can understand" is still so great.

You know, we tease Dan for being a furry, but these videos are very telling about Arin.

Ally's laugh in the background after "They could probably kiss you with every part of their body." got me.

You go in for a kiss with the Xenomorphs and that tiny little mouth comes out of the big head instead and gives you a sweet little "mwah". That has to be worth some points!

"Angels and Robots, Natures Top Kissers" definitely needs to be some fan-merch design

the topic of the headless horseman making an appearance in the kissability tier list had me in TEARS i haven't laughed this hard in so long

Naga usually have human faces of not full torsos, they should absolutely be more kissable

Arin considered aftercare for almost every kiss he elaborated on, but totally gave Danny crap the one time he did it lmao.

them talking about medusa knowing nothing about her is like AHHH ‘she’s a seductress’ what, no she wasn’t, she was a maiden

Arin talking about a fairy kissing the tip awoke something in me

I'm learning that Arin really wants to kiss everything

6:46 Danny over-explaining getting kisses from a dog is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Aly's audible WHEEZE/GASP after Arin said "they could probably kiss you with like every part of their body" was just chef kiss

“She’s like a seductress right? That’s like her whole thing” about Medusa took years off my life.

“He always runs away but sometimes the catch is the hot” Arin on kissing Bigfoot

The majority of this episode is Arin writing the beginnings of fanfics between himself and cryptids.

"Satyrs are guides right?" Yes, arin. Just follow them into the woods. They'll guide you alright.

Satyr would probably be more S tier because they tend to be very hedonistic, so you know they're gonna try to have the most pleasurable kissing experience with you, or they may even have a lot of practice with it too.

Mothman, to be sure.

I love how Arin loves to steamroll Dan's opinion and normally Dan just gives the "it's not worth arguing over" agreement.

Arin talking about random fetishes that could apply to all the different creatures was hilarious

"He could have black lips. You don't know. It's in black and white." Arin, you can tell if something is black if it's in black and white. Lol.

Considering the werewolf curse is usually depicted as spread through saliva, kissing a werewolf would probably have some unintended consequences.

arin and dan putting mothman at d is the saddest moment of my life

Mermaids and sirens are different, sirens are nature water spirits, like dryads and nymphs are land nature spirits, sirens have watery bodies that can take human form, while mermaids are full on 1/2 fish 1/2 human, and are much older than Siren tales. Sirens originate from Greek, and while mermaids are also in Greek mythology they are even older, dating back to humanity's 1st known civilization Mesopotamia, that exist over 16,000 years ago.

11:31 Don’t you find it weird that we turned Rings with Eyes into some person with wings and that lion with the heads into a smoking hot demon dude

Anyone else read that title in Arin’s “kiss” voice?

“Being a vampire makes you like +2 to your hotness” Yeah unless you’re Nosferatu… it’s -100

Robots and Angels sounds like the name of a surprisingly good indie sci-fi show or movie.

2 minutes in and arin is using sounding as a reason why tinkerbell would be a good kisser. This one is going to be a doozy

Dan: im not kissing that Arin: I JUST HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE!

“Why’d you have to put in terms I can understand” is objectively one of the funniest quotes ever

Arin saying that the aliens from 'Fire in the Sky' look like Joe Biden made me die laughing. I'll never get that image out of my head.

Dan's commitment to the furry bit has given incredible returns

3,000-year-old Kitsune Arin originally gave lip service to the art of kissing before any mythical or nightmarish creature even tried.

It still surprises me how little everyone knows about the Medusa myth. She was lonely and miserable and everyone wanted her dead. Athena's mutation of her was a punishment.

I take it that Arin is more a cuddler than a straight up kiss and grabber.

I love how in these all of these tier lists, Arin can't contain his composure after his B.S. answers for more than 0.5 seconds before losing it in laughter. But that Mothman tho

You know it’s gonna be a good video when in the first couple minutes arin talks about getting sounded by a fairy

Yeaaaaaah... right and wrong Arin. Their word for fox is Kitsune, but there are also mythical Kitsune, even from Chinese mythology (can't recall if they're called the same in Chinese). The amount of tails depicts how powerful their supernatural powers, at least for the supernatural Kitsune, they can have 2, 3, however many up to 9, and each level of Kitsune does something different. like I think 2-3 tails they are more about playing tricks, while 6 tails they seduce men by transforming into human women, or are capable of transforming into anything, (even a famous one by the name of Tamamo No Mae who seduced many kings and an emperor to obtain their power, she is considered by Japan as one of the 3 BIG terrible Yokai alongside Shuten Doji, and Otakemaru), by 9 tails they've reached Godhood status (or in Tamamo's case super demons). More modern depictions yes do depict them more so in a human form such as an anime called in English Helpful Fox Senko-san, or Tamamo from the Fate Franchise (yes the very same, Fate pulls from many historical stories, myths, legends, real or fictional... even... King Arthurs (yes plural lol)). Kitsune's mythical powers to transform into people is also in contrast with Tanooki's mythical powers to turn into objects.

Arin started off exactly how I expected he would lmao

This is it. The ultimate tier list. Gosh I love these guys

Fun fact: Medusa is the name of one specific gorgon. There are three of them, and Medusa is the only one who is mortal (in the sense she can be killed)

I'm LIVING for these Tierlist videos from you guys!

Satyrs were the ultimate party animals. That was their whole thing. They were the companions of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and debauchery. These guys would make NSP look like Victorian prudes by comparison. It's a real tossup of how good of a kisser they'd be. You might get the sloppiest French kiss of your life. Or you might get your face ripped off.

Mothman is S or A for me Have you seen the mothman statue in West Virginia? Man’s ripped Also, there’s a common theory about mothman being an alien, and per arins comment, they are intelligent beings so he would be able to learn how to be a good kisser and perform it well Yinz were focused to much on the moth part of mothman and not enough on the man part