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Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager? | Unraveled 

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Dark Souls bosses are dangerous on the battlefield, but can they survive corporate life? Brian David Gilbert unravels and ranks which Dark Souls boss is the best at business leadership.
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Комментарии : 10 тыс.   
@kylebeardsley6200
@kylebeardsley6200 3 года назад
Removing a fake mustache to reveal your real mustache is such a power move.
@featherycoffee1401
@featherycoffee1401 3 года назад
Not as powerful as the line behind it.
@loganstewart3751
@loganstewart3751 3 года назад
Gene Parmesan vibes
@LudenNine
@LudenNine 3 года назад
Joel Haver vibes
@simonwyzik8661
@simonwyzik8661 2 года назад
You watch Ryan George
@loganstewart3751
@loganstewart3751 2 года назад
@@simonwyzik8661 I do, yes
@Misch13f
@Misch13f 5 лет назад
"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" is both the most powerful and quotable phrase BDG has ever said.
@memelord9416
@memelord9416 5 лет назад
which is saying something
@zevspencer-shapiro7029
@zevspencer-shapiro7029 5 лет назад
I beg to differ. God has cursed me for my hubris.
@Kaiwala
@Kaiwala 5 лет назад
I stopped the video and liked for that sole reason alone. I don't like Polygon, but holy fuck this man is very good at being hilarious.
@OkamiRose
@OkamiRose 5 лет назад
A quote I will now be stealing as a woman with bodily autonomy. 😏👌
@tparadox88
@tparadox88 5 лет назад
BDG BDE
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 9 месяцев назад
I just realized how hilarious it is that Artorias is considered an average manager, but his dog Sif is an exceptional manager.
@minaashido518
@minaashido518 8 месяцев назад
Jon is an average loser but his cat is an exceptional loser
@lud3445
@lud3445 4 месяца назад
Sif as any dog is a perpetual emotional con that you know it's there but fall for it anyways. Think about it would you like to be told you're doing overtime by some boring old knight or a wolf with fluffy fur and a sword?
@BookWyrmOnAString
@BookWyrmOnAString 3 месяца назад
​@@minaashido518gardfiel?
@Lolbitdrangonmaster
@Lolbitdrangonmaster 3 месяца назад
My sister's cat is keeping me from thinking about a pun...
@commandertoastcz6256
@commandertoastcz6256 Месяц назад
Artorias is the guy who just runs of to do his own stuff and then comes back to work like nothing happened.
@sergiocruz162
@sergiocruz162 3 года назад
My title is “Crucified Sun Guardian,” and I must say, I sound RAD as *HELL*
@IsMgb45
@IsMgb45 2 года назад
lucky, I got the crucified aerobics instructor
@ThefifthBishopofGord
@ThefifthBishopofGord 2 года назад
My title is “Luminous Golem” and that is a boring title
@sergiocruz162
@sergiocruz162 2 года назад
@@ThefifthBishopofGord Honestly, give yourself some credit, that ain’t half bad
@ThefifthBishopofGord
@ThefifthBishopofGord 2 года назад
@@sergiocruz162 okay
@silvercandra4275
@silvercandra4275 2 года назад
"Burnt bone Collective" ... give me your bones. I want more pelvises.
@maezelbop
@maezelbop 5 лет назад
bdg has gone from 90's suburban mom to cool midwestern dad within a single month
@castafiorept7309
@castafiorept7309 5 лет назад
Why is this so accurate...?
@justas423
@justas423 5 лет назад
@@castafiorept7309 because it's true
@syntheticgerbil
@syntheticgerbil 5 лет назад
You mean '90s.
@Jukajobs
@Jukajobs 5 лет назад
who needs parents when you have bdg looking like both of yours, right? is he planning to adopt us all or something?
@zieellingham7297
@zieellingham7297 5 лет назад
I'm expecting him to come trotting up, jorts and socked sandals, with a big grin saying something like 'hey there, sport!'
@jmlkinc
@jmlkinc 5 лет назад
"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" - Subscribed.
@meris8486
@meris8486 5 лет назад
The moustache does look stupid though
@quaternaryyy
@quaternaryyy 5 лет назад
@@meris8486 No u
@itstherealbrace6424
@itstherealbrace6424 5 лет назад
@@meris8486 You may be right but his videos are stupid too
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 5 лет назад
@@meris8486 uno reverse card
@Joseph_Drew_III
@Joseph_Drew_III 5 лет назад
It’s been a long day... since when we began
@charljuliojonnemek2652
@charljuliojonnemek2652 3 года назад
comrade brian does advocacy for worker co-ops (2019, colorized)
@BarbarianGod
@BarbarianGod Год назад
and unions! union strong!
@supergingerr
@supergingerr 2 года назад
“Which is why I’m including an HR index.” Aldrich Devoured of Gods: *Nervously sweats*
@OliverSachgau
@OliverSachgau 5 лет назад
“I’m not dancing this season.” Yeah ok we believe you
@connormawe01
@connormawe01 5 лет назад
Me: Looks at the PowerPoint from the "Perfect Pokemon Rap" presentation. Me: "Yeah... I give him 3 videos."
@pursuedcomic3
@pursuedcomic3 5 лет назад
As of today it’s announced he will break that in his next video, yes they announced this, this isn’t a joke.
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 4 года назад
pursuedcomic3 the Zelda cooking video right,
@di.ayaladel3804
@di.ayaladel3804 3 года назад
Ok I believe you
@megapants444
@megapants444 5 лет назад
I'm so glad BDG evolved into Ned Flanders
@toadpa4565
@toadpa4565 5 лет назад
Holy shit you're right
@DUHRIZEO
@DUHRIZEO 5 лет назад
Now that I’ve seen it, it’s clearly the best choice.
@ghostmarquiche3352
@ghostmarquiche3352 5 лет назад
i hate you
@psyducktective
@psyducktective 5 лет назад
I was thinking young gomez addams
@pineappletwoface3224
@pineappletwoface3224 5 лет назад
There's no way this is even his final form.
@essendossev362
@essendossev362 10 месяцев назад
I love the fluidity between the take where Brian still has the wig and moustache in his hand, and then turns to a new shot where he's got a mug held in the exact same position. It almost feels like he magiced the wig and moustache into a mug...
@MegaMGstudios
@MegaMGstudios 9 дней назад
It's so clean I didn't even notice until after reading your comment
@Ozzieapologist
@Ozzieapologist 2 года назад
It’s a shame that the Ivory King was put in the “good boss-bad guy” list. He used to be an all-around great guy but after that whole Old Chaos business he really let himself go. At least he left management to Alsanna who has plenty of common sense and clearly values the company.
@nothisiskas
@nothisiskas 5 лет назад
"im not dancing this season." nothing has crushed so much in me so quickly. i am devastated.
@Kenneth_A_H
@Kenneth_A_H 5 лет назад
you know he's lying
@DUHRIZEO
@DUHRIZEO 5 лет назад
It’s best it was done early because now you have time to heal and love what he’s evolved into. Mr. Hatcher.
@critch7514
@critch7514 5 лет назад
He ain’t dancing, but he is emoting very physically and violently
@mewtwoproductions100
@mewtwoproductions100 5 лет назад
"I am devastated," thank you, Raymond holt
@rickyrayVig
@rickyrayVig 5 лет назад
Brian David Gilbert is incredibly lanky for carrying the entire weight of the game journalism industry.
@twinostrich8045
@twinostrich8045 4 года назад
Hey now, don't dis my man Jim Sterling
@schoo9256
@schoo9256 4 года назад
@@twinostrich8045 that was the response i didnt know i needed.
@twinostrich8045
@twinostrich8045 4 года назад
@@schoo9256 You're welcome, I suppose
@treystokes4090
@treystokes4090 4 года назад
have you seen those thighs?
@traviswilliams2348
@traviswilliams2348 4 года назад
Yhatzee crowshaw wants a word.
@thepigeonmanlyon7155
@thepigeonmanlyon7155 3 года назад
The best part of this video is that the 5 C's of being a good boss are actually really applicable to real life bosses
@DaveTheVader
@DaveTheVader 2 года назад
Especially the last one
@bugdracula1662
@bugdracula1662 2 года назад
@@DaveTheVader you have clearly always been a boss
@quaiddairloom9221
@quaiddairloom9221 Год назад
Pat saying "hey yo can I gape in here?" At the end sent me, I didn't hear that the first time I watched
@VampireofEmotion
@VampireofEmotion 5 лет назад
the lack of dance is more distressing than the moustache
@isaacmccarthy4559
@isaacmccarthy4559 5 лет назад
VampireofEmotion bring back dance!!!
@ThyGeep
@ThyGeep 5 лет назад
BDG went from looking like my son to my dad real quick
@VauxhaIIOpel
@VauxhaIIOpel 5 лет назад
wait
@Raph584
@Raph584 5 лет назад
Beautiful Daddy Gaymer
@saxmaverick
@saxmaverick 4 года назад
From son, to dad, to daddy?
@Netheraptr
@Netheraptr 4 года назад
From you’re profile pic I’m assuming neither matter to you.
@Dark0neone
@Dark0neone 4 года назад
​@@Netheraptr or maybe it a fucking joke and you shouldn't be so insufferable, you tool.
@kaylynmeier3831
@kaylynmeier3831 2 года назад
"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping." Me, a sex worker: 😅
@vi_cesario
@vi_cesario 3 месяца назад
under one circumstance should you be in a work setting and described as gaping
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 2 года назад
I’ll never forget at work one time a coworker was trying on a pair of slacks (I’m a wardrobe consultant) and the waist band was too loose. My tailor said, “it’s good in the legs but you’re gaping” and I _LOST IT_ and then had to explain to a 60 year old tailor that someone took the bad guys from a video game, ranked them as managers, and said “under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping.”
@yaoimafia
@yaoimafia 5 лет назад
Brian: I’m getting mustache surgery Pat: It’s gonna be okay *after the surgery* Brian: **wakes up** where’s pat? Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache?
@loxjvh
@loxjvh 5 лет назад
Thank you for this beautiful head canon.
@thiccboss4780
@thiccboss4780 5 лет назад
The transplant killed him?!?!?1
@thiccboss4780
@thiccboss4780 5 лет назад
Thanks for telling me his name is *_Brian Gilbert_*
@alexd7562
@alexd7562 5 лет назад
Thicc Boss no mustache no life
@livingoctopus
@livingoctopus 5 лет назад
Thicc Boss it's Brian David Gilbert, you deserve to know that his name is three first names
@ellathompson6052
@ellathompson6052 5 лет назад
"You have no say over what I do with my body" PREACH
@elijahlorenzo6363
@elijahlorenzo6363 5 лет назад
He's looking at Georgia
@alexajay5514
@alexajay5514 5 лет назад
that line sounds like every 14 year old girl on tumblr after her first short haircut who thinks she’s a soft boy right now
@reksapluss716
@reksapluss716 5 лет назад
Reminder that a baby's body isn't yours and that killing babies is not a right
@curiousteddie
@curiousteddie 5 лет назад
my sympathies for getting transphobic AND anti-choice replies on your actually good comment dude
@addiereynolds3961
@addiereynolds3961 5 лет назад
@@curiousteddie lmao it's almost impressive
@WoobertAIO
@WoobertAIO 2 года назад
14:58 "Santiago, Sunken Giant" sounds so accurate and badass it's almost scary
@hansolobutimdead
@hansolobutimdead 2 года назад
2:58 "The kind of boss you can chat with at the Estus Cooler" Had to watch this video a couple times to discover that gem
@Tribdinosaur
@Tribdinosaur 5 лет назад
I'm really grateful BDG put the acronyms for his boss criteria at the bottom so I could totally forget what each acronym stands for
@peachabutt
@peachabutt 4 года назад
@@Moths05 Just say fucker
@thepan4ever
@thepan4ever 4 года назад
@@peachabutt no
@peachabutt
@peachabutt 4 года назад
@@thepan4ever fucker
@thepan4ever
@thepan4ever 4 года назад
@@peachabutt *H O W D A R E Y O U*
@YEs69th420
@YEs69th420 4 года назад
It's such a good touch
@ILY1273
@ILY1273 4 года назад
"Spend all day on Reddit and then send one email at 5 and peace out." *Sweats nervously in receptionist.*
@nathan.w05
@nathan.w05 4 года назад
*fuck around on Reddit
@theblackbaron4119
@theblackbaron4119 4 года назад
Please, don't parasitically invade receptionists and sweat inside their bodies. That's disgusting.
@Nannada1212
@Nannada1212 4 года назад
Kinda a yikes here
@zelg.5551
@zelg.5551 4 года назад
@@theblackbaron4119 What's disgusting is your kinkshaming. He and the receptionist are both (allegedly) concenting adults, they can do whatever they want in their spare time. Yes, even invade each other's bodies with *[redacted]* and sweating up a storm in there through vigorous frictions.
@rynabuns
@rynabuns 4 года назад
I do that, it's just that I'm unemployed as well
@Spectator_lawful_evil
@Spectator_lawful_evil Год назад
3:17 is that an abyssal dragon in your armor or are you just happy to see me
@omegawrack9779
@omegawrack9779 Год назад
I feel like Gael would be a good Boss. He helps you in the end, and tests you to see if you're worthy of taking on the company. Plus, his helper treats him like he's family
@NihilistCoomerLord
@NihilistCoomerLord 5 месяцев назад
He ate everyone else in reality
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 месяца назад
​@@NihilistCoomerLordnobody's perfect
@theryanbard
@theryanbard 5 лет назад
"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what I do with my body" is going to be the title of my book.
@th3randomn3rd74
@th3randomn3rd74 5 лет назад
Title of your sex tape
@DidntExpect
@DidntExpect 5 лет назад
What sex tape?
@cornbreadloverrr
@cornbreadloverrr 5 лет назад
Sounds like something a fat person would say Coming from a fat person
@theryanbard
@theryanbard 5 лет назад
@@th3randomn3rd74 Well to be fair my book is an erotic thriller
@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804
@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804 4 года назад
"If you kill him, you might become him." Didn't realise this is The Santa Clause
@musetangolazorus1875
@musetangolazorus1875 3 года назад
AwesomeKitten K I really like that joke. Like a lot
@weebtrashune8979
@weebtrashune8979 3 года назад
underrated movie
@pennyw2226
@pennyw2226 3 года назад
*flashbacks to Danny’s song on the movie*
@parist6735
@parist6735 3 года назад
Kill him to absorb his power. This is the way of Santa.
@screamsformemes
@screamsformemes 3 года назад
OMG A FELLOW GREG!!! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY
@gluebottle568
@gluebottle568 2 года назад
My job title is apparently “Joyless Mistake” which is the most accurate description I have ever received
@abot4029
@abot4029 2 года назад
9:58 this needs art
@RTGame
@RTGame 5 лет назад
it's so good to see you again you beautiful man
@genericyoutubecommentnumbe1946
This is a weird anime crossover
@stephendalton1331
@stephendalton1331 5 лет назад
Hey dan love your vids almost as much as I love bdg
@meganknapp6226
@meganknapp6226 5 лет назад
Hi RT!!!!!!!
@morelikegayattorney7099
@morelikegayattorney7099 5 лет назад
Daniel what's your boss title
@louisgunstone723
@louisgunstone723 5 лет назад
Somehow I'm not surprised that you would be watching this.
@garbage1246
@garbage1246 5 лет назад
"this is BDG and he has two forms. twink and twunk."
@thekingofthecats42069
@thekingofthecats42069 5 лет назад
Thwimp and thwomp
@tape-6
@tape-6 5 лет назад
R Booth fwimps and fwomps
@molIymawk
@molIymawk 5 лет назад
R Booth i need you to know this is the funniest reply i’ve ever read on youtube and i’ve been laughing at this on and off for two hours now. thank you so much.
@justas423
@justas423 5 лет назад
TWUNCH
@tangentfox4677
@tangentfox4677 Год назад
Honestly love that he pushes back against parasocial relationships so strongly in the beginning of this one. I'd forgotten about it, but it's an important thing for a public figure to do.
@chriskuveke5406
@chriskuveke5406 2 года назад
"Knot-ridden grave robber" is perhaps the most vile collection of words, and i will use it religiously
@Faisure
@Faisure 5 лет назад
You Mortal FOOLS!! The moustache only gives him power to rule over the Kingdom of Jorts
@breezehxme
@breezehxme 5 лет назад
24 Memories ah, a fellow jortian, I see
@idiot_savants1361
@idiot_savants1361 5 лет назад
J̴̧̰̦̿̚͝ȯ̷̫͋̚͝͝r̴̛͔̠͓͂̈́͘͜ţ̸̫̝̈́s̴̠̮̰͑ͅ ̶̥͐̉w̶̹̼͈̮̖͑̌͒́͠ị̸̳͎̿̎͊̀ḻ̴̛͉̍̓͛̕l̵͚͓͉̀͗ ̸̧͇̞̺̼̇͠r̵͇̺̾̄ì̵͍͎̯̺͛s̴͖̿͒͒e̴̮̘͍̗̊̎̚̚̚
@talanium
@talanium 5 лет назад
Fear the jorts
@Winn_Or_Lose
@Winn_Or_Lose 5 лет назад
Step 1e. Fear
@selevan4185
@selevan4185 5 лет назад
Jortanians, truly, the rulers of the officevorse
@FlapJacques
@FlapJacques 5 лет назад
Why does Brian look like he works at Disney circa 1930?
@bernatgarcia6348
@bernatgarcia6348 5 лет назад
I'm laughing so hard
@averagejoey2000
@averagejoey2000 5 лет назад
he doesn't work at Disney. he's Walt
@amberbydreamsart5467
@amberbydreamsart5467 5 лет назад
I feel like he's about to sell me a used car
@upielipsonyoutube9272
@upielipsonyoutube9272 3 года назад
7:59. Something I learned in my guitar class this year is that the guitarist for maroon five went to my high school, so that's pretty fucking cool, I guess
@jacobcolijn4116
@jacobcolijn4116 2 года назад
Jacob the crucified conqueror. That gives me such a good idea for a boss
@memequeen7757
@memequeen7757 5 лет назад
when he said “i’m not your friend” i really felt that 🤘🏻😔🤘🏻 edit: i’m not saying that it’s a bad thing at all!! this is just a dumb joke! (i definitely think it’s important for ppl to realize they aren’t friends with their favourite creators just because they enjoy their content)
@clovely000
@clovely000 5 лет назад
That shit hurted 😢
@RoboJean1994
@RoboJean1994 5 лет назад
Like a dagger in my heart
@sunnysea24
@sunnysea24 5 лет назад
I felt it like a healthy reminder that even though we love his content we are random internet strangers and need to respect his space 🤘😔🤘
@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc
@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc 5 лет назад
Now I am depression
@unblorbosyourshows9635
@unblorbosyourshows9635 5 лет назад
@@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc Hello Depression! I wanted to talk with you for a long time. I have just one thing to say: Fuck You.
@patterbay
@patterbay 4 года назад
In an interview a month ago, I was asked what qualities I liked in a boss. I answered the five C's (almost) verbatim I have my first job in an office now
@Marispider
@Marispider 4 года назад
I'm assuming CGTTOAMF was the part that forced you to put that "almost" in there. If it wasn't, you have power inside of you and deserved that job anyways.
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 4 года назад
SLICES! DICES! BIG OL' CRUNCHERS!
@cinnamonkittamon
@cinnamonkittamon 4 года назад
What did you actually say for the last C though I'm really curious
@ondrejsaska3201
@ondrejsaska3201 4 года назад
Can just really go to town on a motherflipper
@cinnamonkittamon
@cinnamonkittamon 4 года назад
@@ondrejsaska3201 Specifically capable of beating the hell out someone who can cause female parents to perform full rotations in the air
@thatmtgnerd
@thatmtgnerd 2 года назад
0:04 is the best intro I've ever seen
@thevoidlord1796
@thevoidlord1796 2 года назад
After finally completing all of the mainline souls games, I can confidently say: this is pretty funny
@aliencafe
@aliencafe 4 года назад
'I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body' BDG, king of audience/creator boundaries
@isiabet8049
@isiabet8049 4 года назад
Top comments with no replies are depressing. Thank me later.
@thelonelyboner1
@thelonelyboner1 4 года назад
@@isiabet8049 yeah I agree
@neolexiousneolexian6079
@neolexiousneolexian6079 4 года назад
@@isiabet8049 I think it's nice. The replies on top comments will almost always be worse than the comment itself, for statistical reasons if nothing else. Seeing no replies is like knowing that everyone appreciates it, and nobody is self-important enough to feel the need to spoil it with their own stupid, entitled opinion. Of course, now I've gone and helped you ruin that, so oops.
@isiabet8049
@isiabet8049 4 года назад
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 idk, to me it sort of feels like you said a joke, but no one but you really laughed? They all cracked a smile but now you feel stupid for doing anything more than that. Idk.
@katieshead352
@katieshead352 5 лет назад
“The best boss is you... and all of your dead friends” As an archaeologist specialising in human burial I have never felt more validated. I and my skeletons thank you BDG.
@kaydencox1561
@kaydencox1561 4 года назад
... what.
@cabbageman2386
@cabbageman2386 2 года назад
2:38 best theme on google slides no doubt
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 2 года назад
“Gaping with surprise as Steve unveiled the new prototype.” Booyeah!
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 2 года назад
Also, I’m Ajehy, the Torturer Sun Guardian… basically Smough 😝
@RosePolloi
@RosePolloi 3 года назад
my boss title generator name was "knot-ridden dragonrider", which just makes me sound like a furry
@ihinx4272
@ihinx4272 3 года назад
Mine was burnt orphan
@lukefrancois6173
@lukefrancois6173 3 года назад
I'm "forsaken mistake"
@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436
@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 3 года назад
Joyless archivist is mine, though i think the joyless is a given
@lemonhead1571
@lemonhead1571 3 года назад
@@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 Gunther, The Archivist
@lemonhead1571
@lemonhead1571 3 года назад
Damn, you right. That sucks, sorry man. I have either Luminous Beast or Forsaken Beast and I don't know which sounds better.
@mystaee2914
@mystaee2914 5 лет назад
Can you please rank the Pokemon from least to most edible?
@DoomSkuller
@DoomSkuller 5 лет назад
Muk's totally most edible
@wrcz
@wrcz 5 лет назад
that already exists though: i.redd.it/kolk9c7ujfl21.png
@crisrose9707
@crisrose9707 5 лет назад
Ditto.
@vanelly5652
@vanelly5652 5 лет назад
KonyHawksProSlaver Okay great, now ALL of them
@wrcz
@wrcz 5 лет назад
@@vanelly5652 if you Google edible Pokemon there's more charts
@Ebvardh
@Ebvardh Год назад
“He’s the kind of guy who sends you an NSFW link at work and then reports you for clicking on it”. Please tell me that’s never happened.
@Squatchy548
@Squatchy548 2 года назад
I swear they put the ads in at the ✨perfect✨ moment to show the peak of insanity
@11ducksinatrenchcoat76
@11ducksinatrenchcoat76 3 года назад
“I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful.” - Brian David Gilbert, 2019 “Then I guess this is your last unraveled.” -Tara Long, 2020
@gunop11
@gunop11 3 года назад
He....He was right all along... Brian David Gilbert is a god amongst men and we should always see him as such
@evanmarcus5975
@evanmarcus5975 3 года назад
I came down here to make this exact comment, but if course someone got there first 😂
@ambertherockjohn4475
@ambertherockjohn4475 3 года назад
oh my god
@thegiantegg9672
@thegiantegg9672 3 года назад
good to know enough people are still rewatching this video to give this comment 1.4k likes
@Rocky-cy5bd
@Rocky-cy5bd 3 года назад
@@gunop11 amongst....
@halkywalky
@halkywalky 5 лет назад
He comes in two forms. TWINK AND TWUNK
@jamie_mkv
@jamie_mkv 5 лет назад
um, BDG is a twank xx
@fateofthekid9091
@fateofthekid9091 5 лет назад
Big otter vibes
@LacerationGravity
@LacerationGravity 5 лет назад
a twunk is not determined by body hair but by noticeable muscle mass. I am an expert in gay trust me
@officialprozac
@officialprozac 5 лет назад
I strongly believe we in the comment section would all greatly benefit from you deleting all your social media
@nicolassagrillo1442
@nicolassagrillo1442 5 лет назад
twear
@cairoraiser9338
@cairoraiser9338 10 месяцев назад
Using the BDG method to evaluate my Manager Beth, who got sent to us when our normal manager had to cover a different hotel, but is now not leaving and is our new manager. CV: Beth managed to sort our entire linen closet in about a week using three employees she brought in. Legend. Our hotel is in much better condition since she joined, and she’s balanced job responsibilities better throughout staff. CF: Beth regularly sends our housekeeping group chat reviews about the rooms, both bad and good, asking us to pick up where we lack or congratulating us with doughnuts when we do well. CE: Beth treats us all with equal footing. Just because you’re older or you’ve worked here longer doesn’t mean she’s going to cancel someone else’s holiday for you. Beth works on a first come, first serve basis, and tries to get everyone settled in a fair way. CL: Beth buys us doughnuts and drinks, makes sure we have freezer space, keeps up with our lives and checks in when we’re not doing okay, going as far as to offer help. CRGTTOAMF: I have been harassed at work three times. Beth has sworn up a storm and defended me two of those three times. The third she didn’t know about. Though customers are on a two strike basis, she typically assigns me rooms as FAR as possible away from the room of the customer who harassed me.
@joerobins5649
@joerobins5649 2 года назад
It's funny because the Ivory King is the corrupted form of a guy who was actually incredibly good before circumstances changed, and I feel like that describes more than a few managers.
@sksp6335
@sksp6335 5 лет назад
I'm just scared about how that wig turned into a cup.
@fernando47180
@fernando47180 5 лет назад
Wow, I didn't notice he didn't have a cup at first
@PandaXs1
@PandaXs1 5 лет назад
I mean he does say the world of dark souls is frightening and murky when it happens
@kittenpower9017
@kittenpower9017 5 лет назад
His dad powers activating
@mariojumpman9638
@mariojumpman9638 5 лет назад
BDG: *says violation* Me: *Has an OSHA flashback*
@SpiralSine6
@SpiralSine6 4 года назад
Having PTSD flashbacks without a proper on-site coping mechanism. *that’s* a violation!
@thevoidlord1796
@thevoidlord1796 4 года назад
@@SpiralSine6 VIOLATION! VIOLATION! VIOLATION!
@quantummidget
@quantummidget 2 года назад
"When has the duke led you astray before?" Brennan Lee Mulligan has broken this trust forever.
@Lonely_Moth
@Lonely_Moth Год назад
Dude, your videos are really fun. Also, "Alexandra the Rotting Magistrate" sounds badass, and I will proudly call myself that on the internet from now on.
@risky_busine55
@risky_busine55 3 года назад
"i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is iconic and we stan a king who sets boundaries
@featherycoffee1401
@featherycoffee1401 3 года назад
Stalker WOOO
@ninjabunny101
@ninjabunny101 3 года назад
@@featherycoffee1401 what?
@featherycoffee1401
@featherycoffee1401 3 года назад
@@ninjabunny101 don't you know what a Stan is? Stan - *St* alker F *an* Comes from an Eminem song from the same name. It's honestly a VERY bad thing that people used to label stalker-ish obsessive creeps but the K pop community and the Mctwt just ran with it and changed its meaning to just super fan. Which is weird, because now we can't pick out bad things people do, and now criticise "stans" and there will always be the counter-argument that "not all stans are bad", which is inherently wrong, like saying not all criminals did illegal things. That's what a Stan is, check out jawsh for pretty much everyone who's not a stans take
@featherycoffee1401
@featherycoffee1401 3 года назад
@@honkstheclown8631 yeah, that's why I said, the k pop *and* mctwt communities. :)
@ninjabunny101
@ninjabunny101 3 года назад
@@featherycoffee1401 are you calling this commenter a stalker? that’s a bit of a yikes from me, man.
@RoboJay-jq3cu
@RoboJay-jq3cu 4 года назад
"Joyless Mistake" I thought this was supposed to give me my Dark Souls Boss name, not my actual nickname.
@zacheray
@zacheray 4 года назад
omg i saw that matchup and felt instantly bad for anyone who got it
@TheBoarKing1
@TheBoarKing1 4 года назад
At least yours makes sense, I’m the crucified grave robber,
@toastycafe
@toastycafe 4 года назад
Jacob Oh dear. I do feel bad for you. My nickname is the knot-ridden mistake and I don’t know what knot-ridden means.
@budingiesy0
@budingiesy0 4 года назад
Mines not so bad, odorous throne watcher
@rhymeswithmoose228
@rhymeswithmoose228 4 года назад
Mutilated Serpent Spawn I have no opinion
@Cheskaz
@Cheskaz 6 дней назад
That first 20 or so seconds is the most succinct and perfect dismantling of parasocial relationships and I think it's rad
@leablade
@leablade 2 года назад
I know I'm wayyy too late to this video but that little flourish in the music at 1:06 goes OFF
@TSMaster
@TSMaster 2 года назад
What
@guytorie
@guytorie 5 лет назад
The wig and mustache gag was perfect and I am in love with that joke romantically.
@natedobson8957
@natedobson8957 4 года назад
"Now you might think you are small, and insignificant, and also dead..." This is the most honest call for working class solidarity I've ever seen.
@LexIconLS
@LexIconLS 2 года назад
Love that the Rotten is the best boss for once hahah.
@andrewjustice210
@andrewjustice210 2 года назад
Joyless Golum? One has never known the truth to be so sharp as the sword but also the tongue
@KaitoGillscale
@KaitoGillscale 5 лет назад
That intro was such a power move that I think it convinced me to accept your mustache. How did you do that?!
@UrbaneLegend
@UrbaneLegend 5 лет назад
Confidence
@qi_be8747
@qi_be8747 2 года назад
These vids are so well made
@JapriAjmi718
@JapriAjmi718 3 года назад
“The best boss... Is you” “Be your own boss and earn 20k a month” Hmmmmmmm
@h.c.49
@h.c.49 2 года назад
Why don't you join me?
@loremellen1411
@loremellen1411 2 года назад
Why don't you join me?
@errantweeb2234
@errantweeb2234 5 лет назад
I may not be a fan of the moustache personally, but the utter savagery with which that intro was delivered makes me not give a damn. Keep doing what you do, Brian. -James, the Burnt Conqueror
@MagizardInternet
@MagizardInternet 5 лет назад
He went from instagrammable nerd to that teacher that's so smart it's cute.
@scylla1772
@scylla1772 5 лет назад
#Conquerorsquad unite
@bingobongo2808
@bingobongo2808 5 лет назад
Couldnt have said it better myself James
@ShootingStarNeo
@ShootingStarNeo 5 лет назад
-James, the Burnt Conqueror Sent from my hot tub
@Alex-cg9dy
@Alex-cg9dy 4 года назад
I feel like _Great Grey Wolf Sif_ has the same energy as _Hyena w/ gun_
@Joyce-xi1di
@Joyce-xi1di 4 года назад
Or just straight up wolf link
@thegreatmajora5089
@thegreatmajora5089 4 года назад
That grey wolf can *get it*
@ColderDay
@ColderDay 4 года назад
a rougher Okami Amaterasu
@cockodemon7443
@cockodemon7443 4 года назад
Great Grey Wolf Sif is Hyena with a gun's dad
@patrickbutbored4993
@patrickbutbored4993 4 года назад
No it is POKÉMON
@annabeatrizzimmermann7708
@annabeatrizzimmermann7708 Год назад
22 seconds in and already a twist. you gotta love this man.
@grezende4056
@grezende4056 2 года назад
Looking back at Unraveled, this episode is so underrated. Its one of my favorites, I feel like it has to be a top3.
@EpicGamer-kw9cm
@EpicGamer-kw9cm 5 лет назад
a wise man once said "Comedy Gold usually comes from people on the brink of psychosis" and i think hes right
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 4 года назад
Jennifer Muhly that explains polygon, mbmbam, and John Mulaney. Excellent work
@Furiousa96
@Furiousa96 5 лет назад
This is a small thing, but thank you for putting CC on your videos.
@egeist5793
@egeist5793 5 лет назад
It's a joy
@orionfujiwara
@orionfujiwara 5 лет назад
honestly, it's not a small thing. it SHOULD be, because every video should be captioned, but that's not the case. so yes, polygon captions are GREATLY appreciated.
@anxiousrobot82
@anxiousrobot82 5 лет назад
It always makes me super happy as a deaf person 😭😭😭
@Soroboruo
@Soroboruo 5 лет назад
Yes! Not only are they captioned, but the captions are good and accurate (and have some personality but not in a way that disrupts the usage). Even other Polygon videos have just auto-generated. Idk if it's Brian or someone else, but thank you for making videos I can actually understand.
@adamnotes5830
@adamnotes5830 2 года назад
“Adam, the Nightborne Orphan” Is oddly prophetic
@franknsteain
@franknsteain 2 года назад
I found this video whilst looking for some background noise when writing my Organisational Leadership report for my degree, the timing and relevance could not be better!
@notgoingtokillyou_
@notgoingtokillyou_ 3 года назад
The fact that my dark souls boss name is Jimmy the Joyless Orphan ironically brings be so much joy, as I can just imagine you walking up to the orphanage not expecting a boss battle but little jimmy is lookin real joyless today and he just starts swinging at you. Fighting him isn’t very hard, the main challenge is just dealing with the moral repercussions of killing a sad, small orphan in order to progress through the game.
@Zeelu05
@Zeelu05 2 года назад
Same vibe as Sif
@vmvarga2230
@vmvarga2230 2 года назад
Bro I'm joyless orphan too and believe me, I will revive you
@Yetiii23
@Yetiii23 2 года назад
im the accursed mistake LOL
@medallion2836
@medallion2836 2 года назад
Listen, if the orphan didn't want to be drop-kicked into the next life, they shouldn't have challenged the guy with a sword in armor. They started the fight, and I'll fuckin end it.
@lowlyworm8510
@lowlyworm8510 2 года назад
im joyless aerobics instructor. even in dark souls im the normalest one there
@quinnsinclair7028
@quinnsinclair7028 3 года назад
"Do it for the duke." Brian's attraction to Duke Mirage continues.
@saber1epee0
@saber1epee0 Год назад
That's re-Duke-u-lous. Duke you want to try again?
@Lolbitdrangonmaster
@Lolbitdrangonmaster 3 месяца назад
Duke.
@princessspacetime1763
@princessspacetime1763 2 года назад
I finally, recently completed the DS series so i could finally watch this video and it was very worth it
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097 2 года назад
The four kings are more like the bosses in Office Space. When the main character doesnt hand in his TPS reports and they come in one after another asking the same question and you give each one the same reply.
@chickenskink1
@chickenskink1 3 года назад
Are we not gonna talk about Pat's phenomenal joke of "Yo, can I gape in here?"
@rachelrachel9152
@rachelrachel9152 3 года назад
Everything pat says or does adds ten years to my life
@fuckwit107
@fuckwit107 3 года назад
@@rachelrachel9152 talk about a woke bae
@LegendaryDarkKnight602
@LegendaryDarkKnight602 Год назад
He fucked me up when he said "They're nude from the waist up, and nude from the waist down.
@TheGIJew.
@TheGIJew. Год назад
@@fuckwit107 "it's a horrible line i'm sorry for writing it"
@realdingo3601
@realdingo3601 5 лет назад
Ned Flanders talks about Dark Souls for 15 minutes
@TeddieSage1987
@TeddieSage1987 5 лет назад
Diddlydoo.
@dumbkoffcrow974
@dumbkoffcrow974 5 лет назад
Prepare for ReNeducation by HR
@khajiitimanus7432
@khajiitimanus7432 Год назад
Revisiting this for the first time in about 2 years. I love it even more
@Netophile
@Netophile Год назад
"The Joyless throne watcher." A man who has crawled his way to the top, but realizes all that he has left behind and the means to get where he has gotten has left him hollow...
@Superellysan
@Superellysan 4 года назад
"I'm not dancing this season" Proceeds to dance in every other episode this season
@BeccaMoses
@BeccaMoses 4 года назад
proceeds to invent ska this season
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 4 года назад
Proceeds to skank harder than he's ever skanked in his life in this season.
@sadgirlhours4088
@sadgirlhours4088 5 лет назад
"No dancing this season" Lads, I wasnt having a very good day, and that isnt making it better
@malikphillips4794
@malikphillips4794 Год назад
I honestly come back to this video for that awesome opening
@pokesonav
@pokesonav 2 года назад
"Knot-Ridden Serpent Spawn" ...so basically, a snake that is tied into knots in many place? Am I a frigging Serpentine Balloon Animal?
@jgcaba3173
@jgcaba3173 5 лет назад
BDG evolution Season 1: twink intern new to polygon, bad anxiety Season 2: BDG with even more BDE and funky 70s music
@pwkotor47
@pwkotor47 5 лет назад
Brian david energy
@amoonia
@amoonia 5 лет назад
I was thoroughly convinced that BDE stood for “Big Dad Energy”
@duderave1109
@duderave1109 5 лет назад
went from twink intern to twink english teacher
@sydneybarron9544
@sydneybarron9544 5 лет назад
I was convinced that BDG had a fake mustache on under his fake mustache And I’m still not entirely convinced that it’s real
@jcs6387
@jcs6387 5 лет назад
Maybe it's just a mustache that he drew on himself with a marker.
@tpk5703
@tpk5703 5 лет назад
Watch the video he put up on his personal page about making Jorts. The mustach is real, and it's hysterical
@VauxhaIIOpel
@VauxhaIIOpel 5 лет назад
should I put this on r/wooosh?
@grzeg_
@grzeg_ 5 лет назад
Borys Barski what the fuck where is the wooosh
@grzeg_
@grzeg_ 5 лет назад
Borys Barski don’t be so obsesive about r/wooosh post only funny situations, also there is no wooosh
@SomeFreakingCactus
@SomeFreakingCactus 2 года назад
“Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as “gaping”.
@ProfXander
@ProfXander День назад
"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is one of my go to lines when someone tries to give me advice
@rosecomedygold
@rosecomedygold 5 лет назад
HOW MANY CALORIES HAS KIRBY EATEN please i need to know
@slendy9600
@slendy9600 5 лет назад
ooo that's a good one! I second the above suggestion, also how many crunches will kirby have to do to burn that many calories?
@phoenixanimation5652
@phoenixanimation5652 4 года назад
Just something that makes it easier to remember the 5 Cs: Cv = clear vision Cf = consistent feedback Ce = cherishes employees Cl = compassionate leadership Cgttoamf = can go to town on a mother fucker
@penbailey9677
@penbailey9677 3 года назад
oh we love this
@vraolet
@vraolet 3 года назад
His management acronyms are so realistic no one can remember them, just like the real ones.
@michaelhughes8784
@michaelhughes8784 3 года назад
Saw this at 999 and just had to put you over the top
@parist6735
@parist6735 3 года назад
CGTTOAK = Can Go To Town On A Karen
@gannongarfin1634
@gannongarfin1634 3 года назад
yes
@ballisticblocker9163
@ballisticblocker9163 Год назад
14:59 Damn, I got the least threatening Boss name possible. Isaac, Wayward orphan
@Melodysys.
@Melodysys. 5 месяцев назад
The beginning of this episode is such a staggering power move
@spike101iscool
@spike101iscool 5 лет назад
"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as 'gaping'." - McDonalds Training Manual, 2019
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