Which FNAF Pizzeria is the BEST? 

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honestley The Pizza plex would be great based on the many attractions they have there basically providing ENDLESS Entertianment and with the animtronics NOT trying to kill you i would say i would have a fun time there

While I'm glad SL did the best, I still feel like the animatronics should be bumped down a bit due to the fact they were made to capture children.

Fnaf 1 Freddy’s actually DOES have arcades because in the mcfarlane show stage, an arcade machine is present

I feel that safety and sanitation should have been considered. In that regard, FNAF 1 and especially 3 have stained walls, the original trilogy has exposed conduits and wires hanging everywhere, it’s been said that the original animatronics reek a horrible smell. Fazbear Frights has faulty ventilation systems that prevent breathing, with the chance of the building catching fire. Not to mention, every location has a chance of the animatronics killing you. Heck, the FNAF 2 location and the Pizzaplex have been prone to hacking of systems, and the Funtime animatronics were specifically made to kill people.

Me on my birthday at the Pizza Sim location listening to Candy Cadet tell me a story about body horror: 😀

Good video overall but you did SB dirty with the food category, there is some strange and gross sounding options but you could just not order them. Also there's things like the blendees that sound good, and pretty much all the El Chips food from HW2 that seemed pretty tasty.

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i disagree. i think the pizzaplex does win. the fact that disgusting food is sold there DOES NOT mean the food isnt good. it just means you have bad options, along with... the biggest variety menu, probably full of amazing options. also, pizza world's animatronics get a point off because they are designed with murder in mind.

I always thought about how freddy fazbears would work if it were actually operational like a CEC or showbiz and I think the movie kinda captures the look of those restaurants

0:22 "It would be so awesome. It would be so cool."

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Mazercise isnt something you GO FOR. Its for the moms who have to bring their kids and want something to do to burn off the calories from the horribly unhealthy food they just ate. Also, the Pizzaplex has SO many options for food. Not El Chips and the main pizzaria. They have Chica's chowder in the little cafe in the lobby. The Pizzaplex has tons of food that kids would love. So honestly the food rating should be WAY higher than you gave it. I am a vegetarian and I COULD get food there. Yeah the Circus Animatronics are only as sentient as they are due to the souls inside them. At least the Glamrocks are sentient due to just being so advanced because we know they are solely AI. Also we know that they have a safe mode that would protect the kids. Versus the Circus bots that are purposely a danger to the kids. 😂

Barely started the video, but I’d say the safest/best pizzerias are the SB one (ignoring all the glitches and hazard) And the FNAF 2 toys. (Because of the criminal database and stuff. Theoretically the toys were only really dangerous to the guards)

Pizzeria sim is definitely the safest assuming everyone in the pizzeria is top-notch notch which in cannon it is nothing that could kill you we haven't seen any evidence that would suggest any kids were kidnaped or went missing there which would be a first fazbear entertainment, SB is one of the worst one it's so big and loud that if someone like vanny were there she could pull kids away and no would really be noticed until it's too late and their main guard there is the killer she has access to everywhere around the pizzeria, it's so big any kid would get lost within seconds

you don't go to the pizzaplex for the food. you go to the pizzaplex for the laser tag, mini golf, go karts, and to meet your favorite band members. besides, the food is pretty much a novelty.

I mean, there are arcade machines in the safe room in fnaf 1, and hw shows a prize counter so that should raise it at least by 1 pizza slice

Honestly I feel like Fnaf 2’s food category should’ve been higher, I mean the location is a pizzeria and they have tables for birthday parties, so it should at least only be one score lower than Fnaf 1 as this implies that at least the bare minimum is served Also obviously Fnaf 2 would have a kitchen since it is pizzeria and it not having a camera doesn’t entirely equal there not being a kitchen

Actually FNaF 1 DOES have stuff to do, it's just offscreen. The Silver Eyes confirms there are arcade cabinets, and a Merry Go Round, and Help Wanted confirms there's a prize counter opposite the stage

You forgot about the Carousel we hear during the night in FNAF 1 6:11 in the lore there's an older location before FNAF 2 that we never get to see, it was likely reused. Carousel problems lol Also, the FNAF 2 place pretty much surely sells pizza, having it on the walls, tables, and being in the name of the place

Circus Babies Pizza World and The Pizzaplex are my favorite areas in FNAF and I’m glad they can have higher ratings! Now all the Pizzaplex needs is foods that sound consumable! Ya know, Like normal milkshakes!!

give the pizzaplex 4 out 8 for food is ridiculous theres a shit ton of variety just because you dont like the food doesnt mean you have to eat it especially when theres tons of other things to eat

I feel like there needs to be a 4th rating for safety, as to gauge how dangerous each location is, even at their prime. I say this mostly because of the small factoid of, yknow, *the Funtimes literally being designed to murder people* . Say what you will about other Freddy's locations but when there's not ghosts/facial recognition tampering/undead serial killers/sentient malware involved, they're relatively safe. Circus Baby's meanwhile is a death trap BY DESIGN.

FREDDY FAZBEARS MEGA PIZZAPLEX IS THE BEST

Good thing you didn't score for hygiene or customer service. Given FNaF1 Chica is crawling with roaches, the stench of corpses, parasites in FNaF6's food, and about every restaurant in the Pizzaplex had mountains of garbage, flies and rats, and gross employees-only sections. That and the apparently curt customer service and scamming, liability waivers galore and constant shilling, etc. would have nuked those locations' scores just on principle

I don't normally comment on RU-vid videos but I wanted to say a few things here. And uh- warning, lots of yapping. Firstly, I love the approach you took in regards to the topic. You were judging the locations based on what they were, the locations. And you stuck to that until the end, I praise you for that as understandably there's a lot to consider in regards to the incidents and dangerous animatronics. Your point was to judge based on the location with other factors, whilst the animatronics were a factor you counted them as an attraction, not in context of their actual set up in game. This was reflective in the video as you were focused and at no stage do you go off topic or lose direction. For 'essay' videos that can be very difficult yet you stuck the landing. Secondly, this was a very engaging watch. You had great timing and each joke and quick witty comment. You kept the audience's attention and explained your points clearly. The research you did was impeccable, to ask anyone to thoroughly research something in this franchise is a form of hell's punishment within itself. Wishing you a good night's rest because you'll need it. Lastly, it was excellent point on looking at quality over quantity. More isn't always better. There's a lot of people who argue that SB should have won but the reasoning you have as to why it didn't is valid and supported. More menu doesn't beat better food. You set the ground rules at the start that you were focusing on quality and thats the reasoning for the final result. I think as a viewer it tells me that you're honest and stick true to your words. Once again, it was the focus on the details. To sum up this last point, you did a fantastic job and have made reasonable arguments to support the discussion. The pizzaplex is designed to be too much and over the top and in game they poke fun at the fact its all quantity then quality. Its a fun little detail. You deserve far more attention and thank god the algorithm is doing its job. Can't wait to see more of your content. You produce excellent videos and you evidently care about what you're making. There's a passionate drive behind this one. Good luck for the future and continue to work with passionate towards your content.

Technically, in Sister Location, ice-cream was served only once...

You’re docking points for the Pizzaplex having **too many** food options?! Just get a cheese pizza, a pretzel, or plain popcorn then. Nobody is forcing you to drink the burger shake, dude.

9:30 Blue's sudden transcendence into the third dimension...

One little Problem for Circus Baby's Pizza World, It might be Possible that William built the Animatronics to be Dangerous, so wouldn't that actually hurt the Animatronic Score?

The Pizza’s don’t all spin at the same speed and I can’t handle this mentally.

There are arcade machines in fnaf 1 and 2 so bump them up by .1, but those games we see in help wanted so I assume. Also the fnaf 6 pizza topping do matter since there was a combo that gave you extra money

The Fnaf Help Wanted Lobby / Stage select actual shows the main place of the Fnaf 1 Pizzaria. It's supposed to represent how it looks like and proofs that it has a price counter

It’s so crazy that a game franchise about PIZZA PLACES doesn’t show a kitchen until it’s 9th game (not counting spin offs, which to my knowledge also don’t even show kitchens). And that game also so happens to be the first fully free roam game in the series. Right😭

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I mean, Fazbear Frights does have some arcade machines... ...which you'd have to stop in the middle of the ride to play? I don't see that working very well with a walk-through horror attraction.

Dude has something BIG between him and that damn burger shake.

Dude you forgot to take away points for disappearances!

The fanf 4 spring locks do have the attraction of attempted murder of employees

actually fnaf 1 and 3 has arcade machines. also springtrap is terrifying.

Honestly ever pizzeria has its own unique flavor and secrets. They all have this special thing to them that makes them special:D

Scott made some great games, but the map designs on a logical standpoint, make ZERO sense. Fnaf 1 with 2 long halls to the guards office for...reasons. Fnaf 2 with 4 party rooms an the guards office just kinda, there, without doors. So kids get to see a 40 year old guy sittin at his desk. Fnaf 3 is sort of logical since it's a haunted house, but the open vents would be a waitin trap for kids to get lost in. Fnaf 4 is a room, with 2 doors, no windows, an a closet in the middle, I've yet to see a room like this ever. SL is awkward cause they're separated into rooms with the guard yet again in the middle. (at least the vents are closed). PS is strange as we only get to see the one room, so no comment really (screw the vents lol). SB is just a mall, not really a pizzeria anymore but it's decently laid out.

Fazbears Fright is the best because it has the lowest kill count

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You didn't account for inflation in the Mega Pizza Plex. The food isn't that expensive considering it takes place in 2035.

FNAF 1 has a carousel aswell. You can hear it in the background sometimes.

ive actively thought of how much i would love to go to the pizzaplex irl, it looks so fun

I think Frights would be ... Like, you're seeing a Universal Frights walk without the actual actors and gubbins. Obviously just walking through silently won't give you anything.

This is amazing! Maybe the next episode will be about the history of FNAF VHS TAPES.

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I think mega pizza plex could have won if they didn’t cave to inflation

Awesome video! Keep up the great work!

Hey man, great video! When talking about the FNAF 2 location, you mention that you weren’t sure why the characters on the carousel resemble the characters in the first location. This is probably done by Scott since many pizzerias in the 80s like Chuck E. Cheese had rides themed around their mascots. Showbiz Pizza even had a carousel with Billy Bob on it where you could actually ride on Billy Bob, extremely similar to the look of the one in the FNAF 2 location. Figured I’d share some insight on this weird fact!

Fnaf 1 is the safest to have a birthday party for a few reasons. No murder incident actually took place in the location. there are no murderers running amok/animatronics trying to steal your SKIN There were no Bites at fnaf 1. *and the animatronics don't attack kids*

On fnaf 2 there is a poster that says "eat" so it most likely serves food and in fnaf 2 theres arcade machines

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Oh it would be interesting to add safety in the ranking

I was originally gonna go against you with what you said about the food in the pizza plex, but I thought about it for a bit, and I think you made some good points, with how they have really weird foods and beverages that just shouldn't exist. Seriously. Who would want to drink a pepperoni flavored soda? Plus, my Aunt got me the FNAF cookbook for my birthday earlier this year, and I only did two recipes so far, not correctly though, and I'm not sure how many would like Glamrock Freddy's fully loaded hotdogs, since you're required to put saurkraut, not sure I spelled that correctly, homemade relish, crispy onions, homemade bacon bits, and a drizzle of both ketchup and mustard on it. It wasn't really that good to me. In fact, it was mainly the mustard and bacon bits I liked. I also tried making the superstar daycare strawberry shake, but I didn't blend it correctly. If I did, it probably would've been better. So, yeah, they definitely could've been better with food, especially since a note from a customer hints that they did what some idiots thought Chuckee Cheese did with old pizza slices from the trash.

I always wondered where that monty ride starts and ends bc its never seen anywhere else in the pizzaplex

this would be a good pizzeria tier list if safety was accounted for.

You forgot to mention! In Fnaf 1, there were multiple complaints and reports of foul odor coming out of the animatronics. which makes it less enjoyable in the pizzeria. I'll take one slice out of six pizzas away! 🤓

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You could've mentioned Help Wanted 2's Bonker Bon for Circus Baby's Pizza World It showed Bonker Bon and an Arcade

By the way the FNAF2 animatronics have facial recognition and advanced mobility with the ability to walk around during the day. However this isn't all good. Apparently, someone tampered with the animatronics' facial recognition software and you have to avoid eye contact, and according to Phone Guy, while the engineers do not have an explanation for as to why, the working theory is that they were never given a proper night mode, so when it gets quiet, they think they are in the wrong room and head for where the noise is, where your office is. According to him, during the night they mistake you as an endoskeleton and want to stuff you into a suit as well. Along with the fact that they, well, try to kill Jeremy Fitzgerald and Fritz Smith. I'm pretty sure the Toys are possessed, but that's not confirmed and it's just a theory

This was a great video! I'd love to see more foe the book locations I so have some issues with it (not just that the Mega PizzaPlex should've won 😡😡😡😡👎👎👎👎🔪🔪🔪☝️🤓) But there were some things ya didn't mention There's an implied arcade room, phone guy mentions a carpet replacement in a tiled building, and Freddy+bonnie arcade cabinets in fnaf 3, kinda silly to take points cus there isn't a kitchen in 2 (4 or sl or 6 have it) And I'm not with ya on using the book for sl, the books and games are pretty damn different (I mean in the first 3 fazbear frights books there are 7, minimum 5, unique Freddy locations, and that's the book series with somewhat direct game connections so using the novel I don't knowwww And lastly ya should've taken account cleanliness and or safety But regardless this was an amazing video and again I'd love to see ya do the books! (I also got the impression you were gonna do the movie pizzeria given the thumbnail

noooo dont go to pizza world circus babyes, yuou get gasleak!!!!!!

I'm gonna have to disagree with not placing security breach on top. Their food is infinitely better than circus baby's and more options too

I love how my man would rather spend his time at a pizza place where the robots come prepared to kidnap and kill children Then even dare to set foot in a place where burger shakes are served

Well have fun Circus Baby’s pal just don’t eat any of the ice cream that the lead Baby herself gives you because nine times out of ten it will be mixed with the flesh of an innocent young girl

This reminds me of how at the area I used to live at had 2 different McDonald’s near my house, so when we’d go there id try to decide which was better lmao.

Also, in the mega pizza Plex, there is an original stage from Freddy Fazbear’s pizza from the first game

Wow the algorithm showed me this on time- Anyways- as an SL fan this makes me VERY happy. And for the people saying the stuff about the funtime’s killer designs I’m gonna assume they went off what would be publicly known; Like if you went to the Pizzaplex and Glamrock Freddy lit some candles on fire or a cake was taken out of his chest cavity then that’s public knowledge and stuff while the Funtime’s stuff only really effectively works when there is only 1 person in the room so only really William them later Mike and Henry knew. And for the food for the Pizzaplex it probably should have been a notch higher because there are PLENTY of options for food no matter how disgusting sounding they are but yeah those prices are insane even if you had a billion dollars

I wonder what the movie version would've gotten. Or perhaps some of book ones.

compared to canadian establishments similar to the pizzaplex, these prices are actually insanely cheap

You could’ve honestly used the fnaf movie or fnaf VR as evidence for entertainment/activities for the first game and how the pizzeria looks

10:29 i actually jumped 😭

Fredbear's mostly likely had ice cream and cake too, based on minigames and cutouts.

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The prices are bad in the pizza plex because of price inflation

Circus baby also dispenses ice cream.

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11:07 "hi"

Yo happy birthday!

There’s actually a cookbook which has some pizza Plex food items in it

at the locations for activities they could do musical chairs and drawing comps for the prize corner?

8:46 Ooooo sick burn!

THE KITCHEN IS LOCATED IN A LOBBY OF THE F.N.a.F. 2 LOCATION!! 💀😭😭

20:58 i see youre a man of culture as well

When the faz tax bit appeared I started screaming “please” like a mad man in distress hoping somebody makes that

10:31 and 10:36 got me dying

I haven't watched the video yet but I feel like pizzaria sim slaps by default. Unless you assume you haven't unocked everything.

15:06 oh that's likely from the Fazbear frights story "dance with me" Edit: lmao nevermind

Funtime Chica being shafted again

Hate to be *that guy* but Sun and Moon are supposed to just be Eclipse, not separate entities.

I feel like you focused too hard on the weird options in the Pizza Plexes menu, especially when you consider it has the biggest variety menu out of the entire series and FAR more good food than weird an easy 8 out of 8 just due to variety of good foods in my opinion. Also how dare you slander brussel sprouts, I genuinely love them even when I was a kid and never understood the hate they get.

You missed the mangle take apart rebuild game in FNAF 2. Unironically entertaining and dangerous

For FNAF SB's activities category, you forgot some of the venues in the tales of the pizzaplex series, such as the roller coasters, ballora's fit and flex, and the roleplay area. (:

the best restraunt is the one with Pink

People who feel bad for springtrap 👇