Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Life's Most Important Question | After Hours 

THANK YOU! and yes i just answered a 5 year old comment.

Rants & Ranks Thank you for reminding me of this! I appreciate the hit of nostalgia :) I was 16 when I posted this.

@@guyyouseewhenyoudie that's neat!

Nerd

Jesse Rothhammer Yes :/

whos who

@@aarontheperson6867 I would think the brains is Donatello, the looks Leonardo, the muscle Raphael and the wildcard Michaelangelo.

@@lucia-belen-vera i’m pretty sure he was talking about who in its always sunny matches those descriptions

​@@ScathDeI think the best part is it's not obvious

@@aarontheperson6867well i mean Frank is the looks

You're totally right!

Definitely in the top ten, possibly in the top five.

Kyle Edwards lol same

Same

D.O.B's eating Hot Wings.... that's kinda close

That is such a great question...Jsyk I had vodka and 7up come out of my nose when I read this, you deserve to know that 😆😆😆

2021 here

2022 here

December 2022 (so almost 2023) here

@@smoothmasterz 2023, I got ya.

I hate After Hours so much.......... April fools. 🤣 Just wanna say hey, hey from 2023

Is Raphael's red and Michelangelo's orange easy to tell apart?

Rowbby the Sheeth they had different weapons though.

I mean doesn’t it depend on how their color blindness affects them? For red-green color blindness I’m pretty sure it’s common for blues and purples to be confused. I don’t know tho

The original pre TV TMNTs all had red masks.

@@jb888888888 Oh and THAT wouldn't be confusing at all...

RIP Jason Frank, better known as Tommy Oliver the Green and White Power Ranger.

@Ichijo Festival It's probably just the most common occurrence, like how most people's favorite Teen Titan was Raven. But... I don't think many 5 year olds go, "it has occurred to me that I should choose a favorite." It didn't occur to me either lol I just wanted to be the Green/White ranger. Therefore, it was my favorite.

You've come so far

Holy shit it’s T1J

@@CooperSummersVA fuck man i was thinking the same thing

And then T1J just decided to do it himself, and is awesome now. Can't believe I found this comment 11 years later! So cool!

I always loved the 'rine! pure badass NOT EVEN DEATH CAN STOP HIM!!

Rogue can lol

Sam Tennet in those movies maybe, but if she ever tried that shit, DEAD!

i really dont like Wolverine :s Storm and Mystique are way cooler :D

I always liked Rogue best, myself.

andres martinez which means there is something to all this.

hhm. no idea who that doctor is, but id rather say that Leo is oxytocin, Michel is dopamine, Don is seratonin, and that would leave the Raph the endorphins. Leo seems to think of the group as a whole, Michel is all about pure fun, Don looks at things with a very inquisitive mind, and Raph is all about getting lost in the emotional blur of it all.

@@Cabrera1027 good!

I thought that too

Martin Phipps oohhh oohh do the Justice League!

darkservantofheaven Wonder Woman, Hulk, Groot = Extroverted, Emotional, Sensitive - Group Structure Batman, Thor, Drax = Introverted, Unemotional, Sensitive - Group Molding Superman, Cap, Starlord = Extroverted, Unemotional, Organizer - Charismatic Leader or Perfect Soldier Flash, Tony, Rocket = Introverted, Emotional, Organizer - Dependable Leader or Reliable Analyst

I highly doubt rocket was an introvert.

Toussaint Gervais Agreed, Flash and Tony Stark also don't strike me as introverts, and the Hulk when you perceive him as Bruce Banner is very introverted, not extroverted. Allthough, you can make a point for the Hulk on his own being extroverted, since the whole point of him is being very different than Banner, but I always see Banner as the character portion of the Hulk. When you talk about a wherewolf you don't perceive the wolf part a personality, it's just animal instinct and rage. Seems to me the Hulk is the same (for the most part at least, the story and logic of the Hulk is kinda fluid since comics have different continuity lines)

Dean Pelton Tony is introverted by definition: he spends a lot of time in his lab and doesn't socialize with other people.

whosmy cherrypie no, im pretty sure katara is leo, aang is mikey and sokka is donnie

I would be an airbender, but I'm a lot like Raphael, too. Guess I'm both.

+whosmy cherrypie For the Korra gang, Mako is Leo, Korra is Raph, Asami is Donatello and Bolin is Michaelangelo

+whosmy cherrypie I am entirely Bolin.

Nunziohotpants I always thought I would be Bolin too.

So, you're saying Donatello leads, Leonardo does machines, and while Michaelangelo is cool but crude, Raphael is a party dude?

Basically. But when I compared myself to Raphael I was referring to the Ninja Turtles version. (Or Michaelangelo in real life.) I love to work with my hands (he was a stone mason and sculptor even more than a painter).

When Eastman and Laird created the TMNT, their personalities were pretty much the same. The individual quirks came out later.

+Toe Cutter is not about the nerdiest if were jerry you be donatello is about pragmatism and george was the more pragmatic

According to Tv Tropes, George is the Melancholic which makes sense to me. He is vulnerable and emotional, while Jerry is the anchor of the group, the Phlegmatic.

What about the Young-Adult Toxic Samurai Frogs

Amphibious trans-genetic highschool-aged sharks.

Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos (BTW, my two aren't made up, they were actual comic book series)

Extra-terrestrial anthropomorphic motorcycle-enthusiast rodents.

Farscryer0 AKA, Biker Mice From Mars.

Anecdotally, I’m a Michael(angelo), Air Nation, Sanguine, and Chaotic Good.

meh hated TMNT video games....

tarnim80 if you switch bart to be michelangelo and homer to be ralph it makes more sense

***** eat my shorts ftw; #D'oh

The Simpsons aren't a gang

Raphael = Katie Donatello = Dan Leonardo = Soren Michelangelo = Michael

@@meggypeggy100 Yeah, they said that in the show.

+Autymn Maas There's always the supporting cast.

What if for women it's not the turtle you want to be but the one you want to be with? If they wanted you to identify with a turtle they would have made girl one as they did in power rangers. I also feel that April O'Neals interaction with the turtles could represent the what the media feels are sexy attributes in a man.

There was a female turtle but she only appeared a few times and the creators have done everything they can to delete from existence. Venus de Milo is her name.

I believe the clinical term for what you are is 'Divergent'

Brandon Lanier well power rangers had no choice but to include the pink ranger as there was a pink ranger in zyuranger

You "Do" Machines?

Goldendriger yeah. I can't answer that.

Yeah.....about that

Explain which is which.

SakiChronicles here’s the breakdown: Gryffindor: sanguine (blood, Michael/Michelangelo); enthusiastic, reckless, extroverted, risk-seeking Hufflepuff: phlegmatic (phlegm, Katie/Raphael); peaceful, sensitive, sympathetic Ravenclaw: melancholic (black bile, Dan/Donatello); analytical, detail-oriented, practical, introverted, anxious Slytherin: choleric (yellow bile, Soren/Leonardo); ambitious, natural leaders, independent, decisive, dominant, goal-oriented They don’t necessarily map perfectly, but it’s not a science. The general pattern is pretty cool, though.

@@caseywayman2354 I think Michelangelo is more of a Hufflepuff and Rafael is more of a Gryffindor.

@@shamuscrum8241 Entirely possible! I actually don't know much about TMNT; I was more going off the After Hours personalities. :)

In what the fuck kind of universe is Leonardo not Gryffindor, you people are heretics

cause that's cool

I always felt more like splinter

Slash, here. To this day I'm obsessed with my binky.

wouldnt shredder also be anger like mike?

I was more a Rocksteady or even better Bebop lol somthing about those totally rad purple sunglasses and Mohawk

yea i def wanted to see them in a movie tho after that last one i dont think i to anymore

So THAT's what that was! Thanks :D

I thought he was destroying his tv

Blanch: Ambitious Dorothy: Logical Sophia: Sensitive Rose: Impulsive

With Raphael being called Ralph? No, I disagree.

Jac the Sipper Shit. I meant to write Raph. English is my second language and therefore I use Chrome's grammer suggestions a lot. I must have ''corrected'' it by accident. I am sorry if I offended any big TMNT fans out there.

Elmar A. Hannah +1, good sir.

5 years later, but still... Swap the scarecrow (which is obviously intellect guy) and Tinman.

@@DaNNteNewst agreed! That one should be so obvious! Tin Man = Heart = Gryffindor, Scarecrow = Brains = Ravenclaw. Or at least those were their ambitions.

***** I know that is what makes it funny when they say "Raphael would never pull some bullshit like that" after she goes off say how he is the sensitive one

I attribute that to the fact that Raphael spends most of his time being angry and aggressive with everyone else, so in near-death circumstances his reaction is overwhelmed with clogged up emotions. The emotional scale for him racks very quickly. In many episodes, this was played straight. I think the most extreme case was the newest series where Raphael acted as leader and Michelangelo was knocked out cold. He completely froze up and panicked, rescinded his comments about leading, immediately forgave Leonardo, and was especially relieved to find Michelangelo alive after that.

He was the one who yelled "I love you!" at Leonardo, right? I find it kind of surprising that Michael Bay, who makes these movies that are defined by perpetual male adolescence, has zero problem including moments where one man yells at another man that he loves him. Armageddon is the other one I mean BTW.

Well, Hufflepuff was pretty much a throw-away house, which was given almost no characterization in 7 books and 8 movies. More or less, it's a house for people that don't have strong enough personality traits to be in the other three. The Mike characters in HP are Fred and George, and they were put in Gryffindor, but a more ill-intentioned version of that archetype could easily be put in Slytherin.

Alexander Jones I always imagined their cardinal traits to be loyalty, dedication, hard work... maybe artistic inclinations.

Impulsive=Gryffindor so Mike would be the gryffindor Ambition=Slytherin so Leonardo is the Slytherin Raph would be the Hufflepuff=since he got sensitive. (I do agree with you on hufflepuff's cardinal traits though) and Donatello is a ravenclaw through and through.

Also Madrigal, technically counts as it's own branch.

Mr.Pat I see now that the branches are not aspects of personality, but of skill. That's why there aren't 4 of them.

I liked gambit too he was soo cool, and wanted rouge even tough it would kill him

Fuzzycat cos we (I) can't spell it's actually rogue? right

He throws shit. Thats it

IIRC, nobody likes to talk about Venus

Kyman102 I kinda liked the idea behind her. Using those elemental orbs reminds me of the Chinese goddess, Nu Wa who also uses rocks representing the elements. I think it was a good idea that never got fleshed out properly, which is kind of criminal because the prospect of her style of combat is actually interesting

TheRealPearl True. I think people just don't like her implementation because it was honestly kind of clumsily handled.

Kyman102 they definitely could've handled her better, but the general idea is genuinely interesting, imo.

that is exactly what i said when they said what other show is like that.

but there's more than four?

kill one you got the 3 stooges.

Yup, same thing here. Group of 4 friends, perfectly match the humors. (I'm Donatello, btw.) Maybe that's why we hated it so much when a fifth guy tried to join our group... or maybe it was because he was a clingy, stupid dick.

they are saying all groups of 4 people are the 4 humors those personalities are always drawn together

oh you to well my best friend is more of a mechanic but other than him

What’s it like to have 3 friends?

Because he is a Michelangelo for sure.

+Aaliyah Muhammad I hate to point this out but Leonardo is a paragon of ambition the most important trait for Slytherins. In fact Slytherins are also characterised as resourceful, strong leaders and fraternal. And Raphael is broody and temperamental, what famous gryffindor does that remind you of? (hint: the books are named after him). As if further proof were needed look at the Fantastic Four correspondents. The Thing = Raphael and Reed Richards = Leonardo. I think we both know how they would be sorted.

+Aaliyah Muhammad That doesn't fit. Ambition and leadership aren't iconic traits of Gryffindor - people only assume that, because of Harry. And Hufflepuffs aren't characteristically laid back. They are concerned and rightous. Gryffindors are couragous but also headstrong and cocky. Judging purely by the character traits it would rather look like this. Leonardo = Hufflepuff Raphael = Gryffindor Donatello = Ravenclaw Michelangelo = Slytherin

+Drace90 cool my two favorites are Slytherin and Michelangelo (Slytherin because they still have some good guys even when almost all hope is lost) and duh Mikey's the best

+Aaliyah Muhammad It fits but minus the Michelangelo for DC's trinity, too. Batman is the Raphael, more willing to go to farther lengths, generally the "darker" one in modern versions but wasn't originally grimdark. Superman is the Leonardo. This is obvious. Wonder Woman is the Donatello. She's not just a super hero, but an ambassador, bestselling writer and general public figure. Sure, a lot of this was then ruined by comics like Amazons Attack, but that's DC for you.

+Aaliyah Muhammad so that's why the wizarding world is at constant war, if you put one from every house in a dorm, instead of pitting them to one another, shit would go way better.

Headstrong, strong willed, independent with maybe just a little bit of a temper?

Lee Peffers hmm, but I love Donnie and Mikey but I'm like raph how does that work and I like Leo too darn you adorable ninja turtles ans your awsome Ness

Lee Peffers ......yeah

Lee Peffers Holy shit! Holy fucking shit! I didn't see it, but when you describe it like that, no wonder Raph is my favorite turtle!

That the only way to kill you is stake to the heart or sunlight? (You like Raphael who represents blood in the four humors meaning you like blood and are therefore a vampire.)

Holy shit ur right

Anthony Meadors Oh my gosh you're so right

Anthony Meadors hey, so um... venus de milo was a turtle, and she was a chick

Yourantsally nice!

Just watched that lol

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