Just rip Juggernauts helmet off put it on and become a conduit of Cyteraak. That's literally the only villain on this list with a reasonable weakness. Mostly cause I doubt he could reach around onto his back to pull me off
Taskmaster: Might live if you're lucky, but you're still coming out hella broken. Super Skrull: Will just kill you. Juggernaut: "I'm gonna rip you in half now..." Carnage: DINNER
Well Carnage is likely gonna slowly and painfully take his time killing you cause he's a sadistic fuck, so he's the last one I'm taking, Juggernaut COULD easily just run through you at the speed of sound and kill you without you noticing, which would be nice, but depending on his mood he might rip you in half instead, or punch a hole in you body and leave you to bleed out, so that's a 50/50, super skrull isn't a villain, he's a type of skrull, so depending on which one you're fighting, it's either quick or painful, so you're rolling the dice, Taskmaster is a professional, so he'd likely make it quick and efficient, but maybe not instant, so if you get on your knees and beg he could grant you a merciful quick death, so all in all, Taskmaster is the safest choice
Juggernaut legit straight up respected a group of firefighters that tried to slow him down with a fire hose. I think he even set aside some money for them after he trashed their truck.
Taskmaster can only be beaten by powers or unpredictability, chances are anything you do he already knows. I aint dealing with that, Ima go with the work for them plan smh
@@-DCComicEditor- he can't predict what I'm doing if I can't predict what I'm doing simply go for punch then punch yourself but don't connect the punch and reach for your phone and call a uber run to the shops just not to buy anything come back for the uber pay them just to walk instead go home almost get ready for bed go back to where the taskmaster is and have your friend shoot everyone in are including you then call a drone strike on your friend whose in close enough proximity for it to kill taskmaster aswell
@@-DCComicEditor- i am going taskmaster he won't see the benefit too killing you and would just not bother with you since he only likes too fight against people who can give him a challenge or allow him too learn some new moves
To be fair, Task Master only beat young Agent Venom and Teenage Spiderman, not adult Spiderman or Venom classic. Teen Spiderman and Agent Venom have low fighting experiance, and Agent Venom rarely uses the versatility of his symbiote. If I'm a normal citizen in the Marvel universe, obviously none I can stop. If I'm a low tier superhero who values his life, I choose to fight Taskmaster. If I'm a pretty OP superhero but I still need to prioritize who to stop first, I would pick Carnage, his death count can be high.
@@-DCComicEditor- last time you fought Deadpool he no longer used his replication powers to try predict Deadpool and he was giving Deadpool the hands let's not forget in that fight he was also fighting The Punisher and winning
That won’t do jack squat. He‘s still a trained super soldier. He will knock you out cold before you can even think about how you’re gonna be „random“. The only reason Deadpool did so well is because he is a legitimate freak of nature. Literally bends and breaks the laws of physics, just because he feels like it. And let’s not forget that he’s pretty much immortal. You don’t have these sort of things going for you. Unless you suddenly start flipping around like a fusion of Yoda and an isekai assassin on ten tons of crack, you’re not even gonna lay a finger on him. The most „unpredictable“ thing any one of us could pull off is the ole‘ „whirl o‘ fists“ technique
@@redwardranger7034 to my knowledge, he only said that he can’t react to Deadpool‘s randomness. But Deadpool isn’t on the same level as us. Every single one of our actions, no matter how random they seem, is never truly random. There is always a thought behind it. And if there’s a thought behind it, Taskmaster can counter it. And even if you somehow enlightened yourself and managed to achieve True Unpredictability™️, it’s not like he’s just gonna stand there and let you „beat him up“. Remember, Taskmaster is a trained super soldier first, who just so happens to be able to perfectly read/counter your every move. He doesn’t have to rely on you making a move, he can just slice you in twain before you can even react. Doesn’t matter what you do, there’s literally no way that you‘ll be able to beat Taskmaster.
Yeah, Taskmaster is the only one you have atleast 50/50 chance of survival, maybe even 99% depending on the version, because if you're just a regular ass civilian who's running for his life away from Taskmaster and doesn't do anything to prevent what he's doing, then he most likely wouldn't do anything
@@dwoods3244 I have an autocorrect, so I typed Task and master separately then just deleted the "space" between them, but task for some reason got changed into tusk
Unless you have unbreakable skin, your bones are Vibranium, and you cannot physically die all at the same time there is one way or another Juggernaut will fuck you up.
@@jibanyanawesome8577 Even if you do have all of those he could still probably give you a concussion at least. Probably permanent brain damage too with it.
Okay let's see... Juggernaut...Do I look like an Immovable Object? No, I'm gonna die. Super Skrull...My guy...he has Mr. Fantastic's Stretchy Powers, Human Torch's Fire, Invisible Woman's Invisibility, and The Thing's strength, and can fight Hulk, She Hulk, Red Hulk, and A-Bomb at the same time. No! Just no! Carnage...I'm leaving the god damn planet if I had to fight Carnage. Screw that, he can do what he wants, long as I'm not the one fighting him. Taskmaster...This is the only one where I might live. Dude could just clock me in the face, knock me out, and he would be done. He probably wouldn't kill me, cause what kinda threat am I to him? So if I had to fight someone, I'm prioritizing Taskmaster, just cause it will be done fast, and chance of survival is infinitely higher than the other 3
This is more "how Do ya wanna die? We have Being outsmarted at your own combat style, WITH your best moves right before getting zapped to death Being burned and crushed Being runned over or ripped apart, whivhever juggernaut wants Being eaten"
Its worse than that, if you get in task master's way hes likely just gonna stab you and ignore you he tends to bring a sword everywhere. He only used the zap in there cause it screws up venom in that timeline. Carnage wont just eat you if he decides he 'likes' you its torture first THEN eating you. Or even doing crazy stuff like making you watch people you care about die first if you piss him off.
I deal with them by getting to relative safety first and then alerting the authorities or preferably superheroes. Honestly they'll probably learn of these four's presence before I do anything, so my assistance is utterly unneeded here.
Taskmaster is the only one that is even remotely close to a "normal human" if it wasn't for y'know him being able to copy your every move And the super solider serum
@@spiderace7994 It’s the fact that if you ain’t in his way constantly or is his target he will put you into a sleep but not kill you. If it’s one of the two may whatever you believe in help you.
This was easy for me taskmaster first. My only weakness is sinus infections. What you gonna do with that? Punch me in the nose? My strength is that I can take obscene amount of abuse and just keep going if nothing else I’m going to delay him.
A peak human being who can find all of my weaknesses A giant, fast, muscular, armored man whos hand could crust my head like a grape An alien who held his own against HULKS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL SYMBIOTES KNOWN At that point they just own the city
I'd take on Task Master myself. He's the one least likely to kill you, break couple bones, but they can heal. The other would either eat you, turn you into paste just by running into you, or whatever. Task is relatively chill if you aren't one he's trying to kill lol.
I personally would rather take on anyone other than carnage because he’s pretty much the only person on there that would brutally torture you and most likely break you physically and psychologically
Thing is, I think your more at risk of a concussion than anything from Task master, maybe a sprained neck if he just chooses to clothesline you. So long as you're not being lethal and not someplace he's trying to blow up, he's probably not going to stop walking, just drop you in one and keep going.
If I had the ability to take any of them down, which I don't, I'd probably do carnage first. As powerful as everyone else is, if he travels to those villains and makes them host, then that villain becomes a God-like entity.
Absolutely noooo, to all of them. My name will be “don’t know nothing, didn’t see nothing, not doing nothing but walking the other way” if they in my neighborhood.
The closest you could be to winning against Carnage is lighting yourself on fire... not because it'll hurt him mind you. because it might make him leave you alone long enough to let you die in relative peace.
Exactly who do I look to this man cause I am sure I am not him the only person I have a chance against is taskmaster and I’d have to be a literal psychopath to throw hands with him so that he doesn’t come back for round 2
@@dinobutler4564 Tbh I’m boxing juggernaut before I fight him atleast juggernaut can drown like any so I have a mild chance but I would rather get one tapped in the head then get tortured to death by that sadist
Just walk away bro. ESSY. Also maybe Taskmaster? Its be easy : „hey man i gotta try to stop you but we BOTH know how thats gonna end so you know just let me swing once or twice then knock me the fuck out kay? Yoi get 50% of the paychecl i gain“ BÄM solved.
@@j_castle9893 Since you wish to "fuck around and find out" may I suggest "stopping" Carnage since he would kill more efficiently if you don't say something slick or ironic
That's actually true because I think they literally try to have that workers stay in Amazon warehouse when it was a tornado so this comparison makes sense
I assume he meant if you were a super hero, or who should the super heroes priorities. In which case this becomes an interesting question. Carnage will cause the most casualties so you might want to prioritize them, But if the Skrulls are operating in your city that means they probably have some plan to infiltrate and replace people so you might want to take care of them quickly, Taskmaster however also has an argument towards them because chances are the longer he’s around the more he’s gonna analyze you and anyone who helps you so he’ll be harder to take out the longer you take.
Taskmaster: If my luck stat is high enough, I'll only be paralyzed from the neck down. Super Skrull: No. Carnage: I might happen if we fought in a Best Buy and I got a shit ton of Speaker at full volume but im 99% sure I'm still getting caught lacking. Juggernaut: didn't that dude survive getting erased or something? What do you think?
I'm pretty sure the question is if you were a Superhero, who would you try to beat first. In my opinion I would pick Juggernaut, because he is the hardest to stop which means he would cause the most problems.
