WHITE VS BLACK CHILDREN IN GROCERY STORE | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

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@cynthiaoconnor7185 4 месяца назад

I was called Monster Mother by my friends. Once, I told my toddler daughter that we would get an Icee if she was good at the grocery. Halfway through she threw a huge tantrum. I took her and the cart to the front, apologized and left the cart (with my food choices) with a sacker and we left. I got myself an Icee and had her watch as I ate it. When she asked why didn't she get one, I said she misbehaved and embarrassed me. She never did that again.

@taralohman6492 3 месяца назад

Awesome!!!! We did that to our son when he decided to give us some lip while we were out at a ball game. We went to Dairy Queen and got ice cream and let him know exactly why he wasn’t getting any that night. Solved a number of little future problems.

@cynthiacrawford6147 3 месяца назад

I've done that. But I had them wheel my buggy into the dairy. I came back and shopped after enjoying some Baskin Robbins

@TheKim369 3 месяца назад

I did it getting groceries before Christmas, we were going to see Santa after the food was bought, but we went home instead, it was a lesson long remembered. I like now none of these comments involve hitting and I bet the message was louder and clearer.

@dutchvanderbilt9969 3 месяца назад

The fact you was called a monster mother for something as little as that is just apalling to me. If I acted that way I would've gotten yelled at and got my ass whooped.

@cynthiacrawford6147 3 месяца назад

@@dutchvanderbilt9969 right

@vjc2270 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂 My mum just turned 97. She was 40 when she had me. The way I was raised, I didn’t even know that ‘asking’ for things in the grocery store was an option. There was a list and that was it. If it wasn’t on the list, it didn’t get bought. I was never allowed to push the trolley, but I had to keep one hand on the handle of the trolley AT ALL TIMES - and I had to stay on the side of the trolley farthest from the shelves. If I so much as accidentally brushed up against a shelved item, god help me! 😂😂 We had a big old ‘70s car with bench seats and if you messed up in the car, my 5’2” mother could do the swivel in the front seat and slap your legs even if you were scrunched up in the farthest corner of the back. I swear she had Inspector Gadget arms! ❤😂😂😂

@obatron1 4 дня назад

Haha, trying to add something to the list was like trying to get a law passed through the senate, hours of lobbying, and if successful you better not mess up, you’ll never be able to add something to the list for the next 2 years 😂

@jukeboxxgamer 4 месяца назад

All he had to say was "let me tell ya lil ass somethin" and I KNEW the WHOLE rest of the speech

@d2dar459 4 месяца назад

3:02 "All over the world, no matter what *state* u from"?....

@vuksgitau 4 месяца назад

@@d2dar459 he is right every corner of the world.

@Cindypisces 3 месяца назад

Yup!!!😂😂😂😂 my mom too. It’s almost the universal speech of all minority moms.

@nik7498 8 дней назад

Hell yeah! 😂😂😂

@csmithisblessed9422 4 месяца назад

That momma conversation is real 😂😂😂

@yoshluv7 3 месяца назад

Yeah cuz I had it with mine😂🤣😅😆😅😂

@XtraCryspy 29 дней назад

I knew that “don’t want for shit, don’t ask for shit” line all too well 😂😂

@calvinmack7124 4 месяца назад

I knew the rules before we even went to the store. "Don't ask for sh*t and stay where I can see you"

@belizegal29 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@renerenatorivera9062 3 месяца назад

That was my mom.exactly.

@brendajerez2235 3 месяца назад

😅😅😅😅

@ysmithriley 3 месяца назад

Lil Travis gonna get an @$$ wh@@p!ng when he gets home❗🤣🤣🤣

@melviasheppard8466 3 месяца назад

I was a little kid in the 60’s. We had “stay in the car and don’t get in the front seat”. Most cars didn’t even have air conditioners. Parents would just roll the windows down a little bit.🥵

@carolemerle9995 4 месяца назад

You know what? You are absolutely right. One time I was waiting for a table to come open at a restaurant and a black woman came in with her three stepstair children, I think the oldest was about 10. She said to the oldest one, I need to go to the ladies room. When I get back, if you children are acting up, I'm going to start with you and work my way down. I tell you, those were the most well behaved children lol.

@alberttang6955 21 день назад

Truth! I was at my neighborhood grocery store once, standing in line at the checkout. A little blonde haired toddler had a full melt down tantrum a few feet away. He was all red-faced and crying, screaming "I don't WANNA go!" over and over while rolling around on the floor. The boy's mom just stood over him, speaking quietly to him as the screaming went on. The black lady in front of me in line shook her head and said, "That boy sure do need a whoopin".

@paulawashington3175 16 дней назад

My mama was a teacher of very young special ed children. Don't think they can't act out, too. If one had a tantrum, she calmly went to the sink, filled a glass of water and tossed it on him. The startled child stopped and looked up in surprise. My mother asked, "Feeling better now?" That kid and the whole class were cured.

@taikey80 3 месяца назад

My mom said don’t look at nothing don’t ask for nothing don’t touch nothing 😂

@kckgirl78 4 месяца назад

Oooh weee, he ain’t EVEN lying! I’m (63) and still get flashbacks when I’m in a grocery store and watch kids with their parents. My Ma is in her grave and she STILL doesn’t play! 😂😂😂

@elainelyons4261 7 дней назад

😂😂😂😂

@Sophiecjp 4 месяца назад

All my momma had to was cut her eyes and you froze wishing at that moment for a sink hole😳😂😂

@cynthiacrawford6147 3 месяца назад

She had lazerbeam eyes too

@elinorpowellbloom5000 3 месяца назад

All of the women in my family had the death stare. You pretty much knew that you were toast if you got that far. I always understood that I was going to suffer some consequences! 🤤😂😂😂😂

@catwhisperer9489 3 месяца назад

Oh, yeah, if my mother cut her eyes, you betta get past arm's-length!!!

@DomSr 4 месяца назад

My momma did the swivel seat while the car was still moving....that's how you know how serious she was 😂😂

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 4 месяца назад

Lil Travis lil bad ahhh 😂😂😂

@FH-cn3mg 4 месяца назад

My mom had a way of putting the car in park...as soon as we hit the parking spot. That lever slammed into park to get your attention. "...NOW, before we go in this store..." That speech was your warning. Ignore it at great peril. 😂🤣

@colleenobrien8212 4 месяца назад

My Mom and Dad didn’t have to give the speech more than once. And my Dad didn’t need a swivel seat. He could reach all of us (7) with one swipe. My parents got complements on how well behaved we were all the time. We just wanted to make it to adulthood. I’m white.

@real_eyezjames1487 4 месяца назад

It get real like that 💯😂

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 4 месяца назад

@@real_eyezjames1487 📠 fax

@almabatchelor8619 2 месяца назад

Hispanic mom of five here. My grown kids think I was too strict, but this was how I taught them. I made them wear clean and neat clothes out because that’s just what you do! We would also take necessary trips to the bathroom if they acted up while we were out. They all turned out pretty well!

@xrzeropoint7989 4 месяца назад

"They don't give a fuckboutchu." 🤣 "The lighter hue." 🤣🤣 "Travis." 🤣🤣🤣 Killing up there on that stage!

@mesalily-TeHWoRld 4 месяца назад

As a white woman who lives in an area where the population is 50% light skin and 50% darker, he got it right! My lord, I've seen way too many kids like Travis at the store. You just want to smack them!!!!! I love this and now I have behind the scenes info😂😂😂

@matthewdar886285 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂the conversation is soooooooo true. I lost the basket responsibility. I tore up my Moms heels. 😂😂😂

@catwhisperer9489 3 месяца назад

Oh, yeah, I did that---actually drew blood---my momma 'bout knocked me all the way to the other end of the aisle!!! 😂

@jenlovesjesus 3 месяца назад

Hilarious! I'm white and my parents raised us right. We had those kinds of talks on a regular basis.😂

@TheCrabbyCrafterlol Месяц назад

A lost art, parenting.

@jazful05 4 месяца назад

Hitting her heels...😂😂😂 That's a throwback

@clarencejohnson7267 4 месяца назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣 . . And Also A Felony!!!!!

@breebarry4422 4 месяца назад

Hell yeah. You get Solitary Confinement when you get home😂

@wannabetrucker7475 3 месяца назад

yup, feeling that

@kellyyoung1811 3 месяца назад

We knew what we could and could not do. And we had better not act up. Today's kids need to be raised by our 60s and 70s parents.

@Subdood04 3 месяца назад

I was 6 years old in the Commissary in Pearl Harbor HI in the late 60s. I threw a tantrum in the commissary in Aisle 5. This was when they had direction arrows in the aisles folks. Each aisle was one way and you followed the pattern. Any way, mom stopped, put her purse off her arm in the buggy and wore my backside out! No negotiations, no begging and no warning. Needless to say, WE didn’t have that trouble again.

@tystone9966 3 месяца назад

My mother was the same. Nearly verbatim 😂 I remember one time we went to the dollar store, she said "Go grab that 5 pack of wooden spoons real quick." I went and got them of course. I asked her later in the car if she was planning on making a bunch of soup or something to find out why she needed the 5 pack. She said, with the dead eyes mom look, she had broken her last one on my sister's ass the other day and needed to restock. She added it was gonna be a rough week for us both if we didn't straighten our shit out and tighten up! 😂

@oldenoughtoknowbetter5824 25 дней назад

I love that we all had the same convo, Kids today aren't having it cuz I see crazy shit in the stores now

@1theqtpie 4 месяца назад

WHEN he said his lips were moving like he was a ventriloquist when his mom was talking 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

@brendagrayson2238 4 месяца назад

So very true 🤣🤣 Ole School Momma was NOT EVER having it🤬🤬

@49erfan19 4 месяца назад

My kids never even attempted to ask for anything at the store. We're Hispanic. LOL. Brought back so many memories! 😅

@linkibetv 4 месяца назад

I knew that speech before he even said ANYTHING. And the back of the heel...? I almost didn't make it past 8.

@DeeDaKaang1 4 месяца назад

I was in IHOP 1 time & Becky called little Wyatt out exactly 23 times 😂😂😂😂

@catwhisperer9489 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@Zaius1968 4 месяца назад

We played “Have your ass at the car by the time I get out of this grocery line.”

@percivalyracanth1528 4 месяца назад

As good Grampa Witherspoon once said: "I hate to see a child go unbeaten." 😂

@dbennett84 3 месяца назад

My chest! Why they say shit like this 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

@belizegal29 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@paulawashington3175 16 дней назад

This comment actually made me laugh out loud!

@raelsackey104 4 месяца назад

I don’t know what y’all are talking about. My momma had “the look”! Even if I was wasn’t looking in her direction, I would “feel” her eyes! I’d turn to her and she would just give that look, and I instantly self corrected. Even today I feel those eyes on me when I think about doing dumb stuff, and she died 20 years ago! But what I wouldn’t give, to feel her hug me one more time!

@janeyfinzel4348 4 месяца назад

I knew "the look" very well. And, if I didn't change my behavior, we left the store!

@catwhisperer9489 3 месяца назад

Oh, yeah---plus, our mommas had eyes in the back of their heads, TOO!!!! 😂

@catwhisperer9489 3 месяца назад

Oh, yeah---plus, our mommas had eyes in the back of their heads, TOO!!!! 😂

@wrightlessons823 4 месяца назад

If my momma catch me chewing!!!! Yeah, he made the right choice 😂😂😂!

@RyinnesMom 3 месяца назад

Lmaoooo istg! I hit the back of mama heel by accident, chileeeeeeeee I got beat so bad in that store. She tore my ass up🤣‼️ We been shopping with two carts since🤣

@belo621 2 месяца назад

That's why I went grocery shopping with my dad 😅😅😅

@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 4 месяца назад

He ain't lyin😆😆💯👏🏾

@rayewb6507 4 месяца назад

I forgot the boy’s🧒🏽 name but he was acting a fool in the mall. Every black person in the vicinity was in tune to the situation. We all ear hustling and hear the gmom say “I’m gonna handle him in the car” , as she started to drag him away. We all had that “ his @ss about to be worn out look” 👀.

@lindsaytoles2023 4 месяца назад

I remember being 5 years old and hearing them play that song, "Tequila!" in the grocery store and I busted out my best Pee Wee Herman dance! Did not care how embarrassed my mom sounded. 😅

@shellafrancois4888 4 месяца назад

The 'conversation' ain't changed for generations in my family!

@gooberfries6692 3 месяца назад

My mother had us four in check like that forreal. Two boys two girls.. and we knew that conversation all too well.

@j_beezy1 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂 I love him!!! So true! No games, no samples! Hitting or even getting close to those heels was an automatic beat down!

@kamicrum4408 3 месяца назад

I sent this to my mom, we agree this guy has taught portugeese parenting 101, my firmer inkaws thought I hadvto many rules,I also had well benaved children.

@constancefaulkner9002 4 месяца назад

My sisters and I where growing up and our mom would give us a backhand quicker than Venus and Serena Williams both would be jealous of if we acted up. I wanted something to eat - "there's the kitchen". My daughter comes along and wanted something to eat - don't think I could tell her "there's the kitchen". Oh no....my mom would be like "go fix that for her". LoL - oh how times changed. Mom has been gone for 4 years now and I miss her so much.

@lisarobinett9672 4 месяца назад

Travis’s mom stomping her feet 😂

@THESILVERNARUTO 4 месяца назад

Losing it

@lisarobinett9672 20 дней назад

@@THESILVERNARUTO the most accurate description of little kids at the grocery store lol.."i grabbed a bag o' beans"....was hi----larious!!!!! "thank you" love this video

@brennarazo7846 4 месяца назад

This reminded me of Lavell Crawford's story about his mom taking him to the store as a kid 😂❤️✨

@kaja-mi4435 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES🤣🤣🤣

@d2dar459 3 месяца назад

"Now what I say??" "U said... We gon'... pay for the electricity bill..." (Or whatever it was) 😅💯

@cynthiamccain2676 4 месяца назад

I did the “talk” in the car and “hands in pockets”! In California. Most parents thought I was way too strict. I disagree❣️❣️

@lilpoohbear653 4 месяца назад

you did it right

@gloriacervantes3300 3 месяца назад

I did something similar when my son was little. Before we went in he did his wiggles and ran around for a bit. We called it getting his yayas out. I didn't let him put his hands in his pockets but he had to hold them behind his back because we're Hispanic and I didn't want him to be accused of stealing.

@laurag7295 3 месяца назад

I did too, my sisters still think I was tooooo strict!

@jeffreypinder9398 4 месяца назад

Hilarious. That little white boy in the grocery store was named "Lincoln" and they happened to be our neighbors. I heard his mother yell his name several times so I headed that direction and threatened "Lincoln" that if he didn't behave that we were going to have a "little chat". His mother was relieved.

@msfeistyman 4 месяца назад

It takes a village! Good job

@baffledsquirrel2122 4 месяца назад

Because you can’t do anything to kids anymore old days you did something you shouldn’t you got a little swat on the back of the head or something but you learned really fast okay don’t do that again 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kibatsume1 3 месяца назад

The biggest issue is you can't do anything to kids anymore. Did you know they actually arrested a father because he took away his child's cell phone? it was considered a gift therefore legally the daughters taking away the phone was considered theft .

@jeffreypinder9398 3 месяца назад

@@Kibatsume1 And this is just another thing that is wrong with our society.

@catwhisperer9489 3 месяца назад

Oh, yeah, if we did somethin' at the end of the block, by the time we got, up home, we got what-for---and slapped upside the head. That's what's wrong with kids, nowadays.... No discipline!!! You don't have to abuse a child, to discipline it, but you DO have to discipline it !!!

@THESILVERNARUTO 4 месяца назад

Ali needs another special!

@AliSiddiqComedy 4 месяца назад

Domino effect 3 & 4 are coming in the next few months

@THESILVERNARUTO 4 месяца назад

@@AliSiddiqComedy honored by your comedy and perspective Ali. I can't wait to see you in person! 🙌🏾💯

@letitiasd586 4 месяца назад

@@AliSiddiqComedypls cos I’m having trouble finding the type of comedy that soothes my soul… I go to sleep to your specials….

@gigime5458 4 месяца назад

😅😂 I remember those pre-shopping sermons my grandmother would give me before we would go into Safeway!

@TJckr 3 месяца назад

I cried, kicked and screamed 🤣😂

@beverlyobasiolu 4 месяца назад

I talk to my kids before we leave the house bc if they dont understand before we leave, they are staying home 😂

@toots810usa6 4 месяца назад

I left a whole cart of $200 worth of groceries and made everyone eat PG&J sandwiches for a week over some acting up in the grocery store. Beat those butts all the way out the store into the parking lot.....they started whining about what we gon' eat now?! You best hope I feed your bad butts!!!

@stef1lee 3 месяца назад

Growing up as a little white kid in the 80s, it was very much that way no matter the color of your skin. Nowadays, it ain't that way. Everyone has become so laxed in their discipline. I remember getting my butt beat in the store, out of the store, again when we got home and the manager scolded me in the store and stuck me and my nosy little self on the wall for all to see and paraded around behind me with my nose on the wall telling everyone what a bad little girl I was and I could just feel the angry looks of the customers checking out behind me. 😂 My momma gave me the same beat down story but I didn't believe her until I got the beat down. It is funny now 40 years later. But it wasn't back then.

@r5ndom551 3 месяца назад

I grabbed a bag of beans 😂😂😂😂😂

@sleepinggiantssister1238 2 месяца назад

My hubby stopped our two year old when she reached for a candy from a bulk bin. He picked her up and firmly said no. Well her feet instantly started kicking and she kicked him square in the nuts right as a worker came by and offered my daughter a candy from the bulk bin to stop her from being upset. Long story short, we left once he could breath but we didn’t let her take the candy because bad behaviour cannot be rewarded. Hubby was in a very bad mood after that one.

@12Squared 3 месяца назад

LMFAO... my mom gave us THE TALK before we went ANYWHERE and she also deployed "the pinch" and that pinch was the worst thing in the world. We'd have begged for a spanking rather than that pinch on the back of the arm or side of your leg. LMAO We were THE BEST KIDS anywhere. LOL

@stephaniekluth5323 4 месяца назад

All I had to do is say “do I need to take you to the bathroom”. When I said hands on the cart or in your pockets it was done.

@williegrant3054 4 месяца назад

WE DIFFERENT 😂😂😂😂

@keishaguilford2170 4 месяца назад

You are hilarious. You said they control everything but their children in the grocery store 😂😂😂😂

@TreasureDeal 4 месяца назад

I'm white, and my kids were told exactly the same thing. Don't ask for nothing, don't touch anything, and stay right by my side. Act a fool over or about something? You be looking for your teeth for a week. Never had problems with my kids. They knew momma don't play.

@CyndyCase 3 месяца назад

I am so happy that I watched this video! Brought back so many great memories! I was the only girl in my family and the oldest had 3 brothers and I was the Boss! That’s what I was told by the Bosses the Parents! You’re in charge and the boys better not get in trouble while you’re in charge! They would be in the basket at the store hands tied and mouths full of soap bubbles for asking!!!!! Needless to say when we had our own children and I was the Auntie they never asked me to Babysit!

@adhaincroi 3 месяца назад

Small Irish children don't muck about in the shops either. There was always a discussion about expectations before we disembarked from the vehicle.

@lorierickson8252 3 месяца назад

My sons knew exactly what the rules were before we went shopping too funny one of my sons is named Travis and he would NEVER have done that 😂😂😂😂😂

@Moonlava722 4 месяца назад

Haha omg the bag of beans !!!

@christianbecerra2239 4 месяца назад

so funny lol using the chair as prop cart

@joaodemedeirosneto8703 4 месяца назад

He’s one of the best if not the best story teller i know 😂😂😂😂

@lauvonfr9222 4 месяца назад

My mother carried the belt in her purse, just in case.😂

@jazful05 4 месяца назад

A swivel seat 😂😂😂😂

@rrcmjp22 4 месяца назад

Honestly to see so much crime take place at the hands of Black teens is like culture shock to me, because I could never, not with my parents having those talks with us. I be more worried of catching hands by my dad or mom before the police! I don’t know if it’s a generational defect or what, but new age parents aren’t having those conversations with their kids anymore; they fear nothing!

@dshepherd107 4 месяца назад

I think it’s changed over the generations. I’m one of those melatonin challenged folks. Born in 68, working class. We def did not misbehave in the store or in public. We’d get a smack and threats of further punishment. That’s how it was. Teacher could smack your hands. Principle could swat your ass with a thick wooden board.. didn’t require permission from a parent. Hell, the neighbor could even give you a whack if they thought you were doing something you shouldn’t. Different days back then. Now I’m not advocating abuse at all, but it’s gone in the other direction to the extreme.. I see parents bargaining with there kids (yep, only white parents, lol). Elementary school age.. even preschoolers. That’s crazy

@jodil3387 4 месяца назад

Facts.

@jeanineking7311 4 месяца назад

I miss those days, too. As a teacher of 30 plus years, next one will be my last, I am not seeing the same things Mr Siddiq is seeing. This is funny, but he is going to have to update this joke to reflect the other races, except Asian, I am afraid.

@madtownangler 3 месяца назад

One time my mom told my nephew he could play with the neighbor kids until she called him for his bath I sat around nearby watching the kids and she called for him and her ignored her twice. The third time she called him I snatched him up and carried him on my shoulders to the house kicking and screaming After his bathing explained that if he just did what Gramma said right away he could pretty much get whatever he wanted all the time as long as he did what Gramma wanted right away. Now I see him doing it with his kids and his mom.

@llamasugar5478 3 месяца назад

Yep, sometimes it felt like we couldn’t get away with _anything,_ because someone was always watching. Maybe God was watching (we kids weren’t convinced), but Mrs. Davis _for sure_ was. Or Mrs. Reany. Or Mrs. King. Or all the above.

@leeb.7188 3 месяца назад

I’m amazed to see parents these days thinking they can have a discussion and reason with a TWO YEAR OLD! Or these men that call their sons “buddy.” My dad called me “son” or “boy.” He definitely wasn’t my buddy, he was my father and he made that clear.

@moosehand8721 3 месяца назад

He reminds me of D.L. Hughley talking bout his mean grandmama be sayin wrench around and wrench it off! 😂

@MrsNewland318 4 месяца назад

“I’m having the time of my life!!!!” 🎉#mygriot

@DannyEastVillage 3 месяца назад

I grew up in North Carolina and knew what this was. I live in New York now. What I've seen is, the strictest mamas are Jamaican mamas. And it is no fkn joke. Those kids were raised not even to look an adult straight in the face. Those ladies got a look so powerful they don't even have to say a word--all they gotta do is deploy that "look" and whatever the kids was doin' comes to a halt RIGHT. NOW. I can also still hear Black mamas in the South sayin' to their kids, "Stand up here and act like you got good sense!" The older I get, the more I admire it. Most of that stuff seems mostly dead now.

@WeAdept_A1-101 4 месяца назад

Mine (Mama) didnt (play) LOL i felt that "You dont want anything!"

@donnajoyner9781 4 месяца назад

Truth! Same speech!😅😅😅

@lurklingX 3 месяца назад

broooo this busted me UP! haha!!! 😂😂😂 "i dress however i want, because...... WHITE CHILDREN" this whole set was so good tho! had me kicking my feet right after "imma help this white lady out" i KNEW he was gonna make a fast pitch but the lead in had me going hard ahahaaaa! so satisfying in the delivery. POW! navy beans everywhere!

@t.foster8194 4 месяца назад

Facts...I grew up the same way. 😂😂😂

@lynnries7729 3 месяца назад

Dad to my dramatic little sister: If you don't stop crying, I'll take you outside and give you something to cry about! Dad was tall with long arms. If he'd had enough of our bickering in the car, he'd turn around and thump us on the head. Sure miss him. RIP POPS.

@jadakowers590 3 месяца назад

Once at the Winn Dixie near me, a mom came in with a two children. The older one was a boy, who did nothing, but misbehave. Every aisle you’d hear his mom correct him. I think all the shoppers in the store felt bad for her because she was trying her best to keep the little guy in control. As luck would have it the three of them were in front of me at the check out line. The misbehaver asked for a candy bar. “What?”, his mother asked in disbelief. “You, haven’t minded one word I said the whole time we were here! You don’t deserve anything!” At that point she turned to his little sister and said, “You’ve been good. Pick out whatever you want.” “No thank you.”, the little girl replied. “I’m going to a birthday party later and I don’t need anything.” Poor Mom, she didn’t see that coming. “Well you’re getting it!”, her flustered mom told her. “Now pick something out!” Although my heart went out to that poor mom, who’d been trying her best during her whole grocery shopping, I had to bit my lip to keep from laughing at what had just happened. It seems that most everyone else felt the same way because as soon as the mom uttered her last statement, it seemed as though everyone around the check out line suddenly needed to need to cover their mouths and look at their feet so as not to laugh.

@paulawashington3175 16 дней назад

I just hope that the little girl didn't give the candy (or whatever) to her miscreant brother, or that he didn't take it from her.

@edenr.farmer9612 3 месяца назад

Black Canadian mamas have the same conversations with our kids!!😅😅😅

@danielbrown1724 4 месяца назад

This is hilarious......little Travis watching this like "yup, dat me" Anxiously awaiting Domino Effect Part 3 my friend.

@jillschaefer1360 3 месяца назад

My mom didn't play either. She'd say before we got there, "If I have to leave the cart to take you outside..." Trust when I say, it only ever had to happen once to know.....😂

@joywebster2678 3 месяца назад

My mother and aunt grocery shopped together. On summer days all 9 kids had to go with the 2 mothers, one car. Rules were, hand never ket go of the shopping cart side... unless you were one of the very oldest kids asked to retrieve an item off the shelf. Going around corners at a clip, twas a challenge for us younger kids to hang on as we were flung in the turn, trying to stay on our feet so we didnt get beat for letting go. Heck we never asked for anything, just hoping to get back to sitting double decker in the old land yacht car outside.

@IowaKim 3 месяца назад

My mother was old school, we were the 2nd batch of kids she raised. We always got "the talk" before entering the store. Those were the days.

@zacharybharrison 4 месяца назад

I will be in the front row of your Rochester, NY! Originally from Livingston, TX. Looking forward to the show, brother.

@sunnyandrews4813 4 месяца назад

I saw him live 2 months ago...his worth every penny.

@kevint4582 4 месяца назад

I think Ali hasn't seen the viral video showing the young black girl giving her mom a hard time complaining and crying that she didn't want a Tesla for her birthday and preferred a fossil fuel car! 😅

@AliSiddiqComedy 4 месяца назад

naaah

@kevint4582 4 месяца назад

@@AliSiddiqComedy Watch it then. It's a comedy gold 😆

@WitchyBishy 4 месяца назад

I'm hwite my momma did the same. Rest her soul. I do it now too

@ZooZoo293 12 дней назад

My Dad's rule as far back as I remember was "Hands in pockets or behind your back and we aren't buying anything but what I need". My dear Dad has been gone now for 20 years, but to this day I find myself putting my hands in my pockets when I walk into a store. 😊

@rhondascraftobsessions5817 2 месяца назад

5:00 I've done that to my mom several times back in the day! LOL

@gamblinhurn1 4 месяца назад

Man you better know it, they know better!😁 You better NOT pick up ish when we get in this store. I used to tell mines if you don't have NO money, don't pick it up.😂😂

@MsGnor 2 месяца назад

Masterful set dear Ali!!!! 🥰🔥❤ My Dad's **look** turned our lil' asses to STONE! 😱😂

@georgeyeboah5295 4 месяца назад

💯 u ain’t lying Am African from Ghana and yup same thing my momma had them conversation with myself and my older brother when we were growing up. Shiit we knew better frl frl .

@genxeratl 4 месяца назад

This was just old school vs new school - white and my momma said the exact same things. "If you touch ANYTHING....I'll break your arm" and you knew she MEANT IT.

@robinbryant7748 4 месяца назад

My convo: Where am I? Where are you? Oh.

@katielainedesigns 3 месяца назад

My mother was raised by an African American Nanny in the late 50’s-60’s so even though I am as white as a ghost I knew better than to ask for anything in the store or even think about throwing a tantrum because my Mom didn’t play 😂😂

@paulawashington3175 16 дней назад

On buses on the East Side of Manhattan, I see Black nannies trying to corral their little white charges. They have their work cut out for them. These children think they deserve a seat (the rule is: little enough to ride for free, little enough to ride your knee) and then don't sit in it but kneel on it so they can look out the window. These kids think nothing of running up and down the aisle of the bus.

@christinehutchins123 3 месяца назад

My lips was moving same as hers! 😂

@sew75962 4 месяца назад

lol my hand was not allowed to leave the side of the cart the entire time in the store

@trishworkout9915 4 месяца назад

This is HILARIOUS!

@phyllisarrington7436 4 месяца назад

My kids would beg to push the cart even though i said, "No, you'll hit my heels." "No, no, no, we won't. We promise." So, I'd give in, and almost right away, they'd run that cart right up in my heels. 😮

@janeyfinzel4348 4 месяца назад

And that hurts So bad!

@enobishop1419 Месяц назад

LOL! Filipinos are that way too! at least my mother was growing up! LOL! 🔥 ❤

@SandraSealySeawomanBDS Месяц назад

💯 #facts But this is true all over the world. Try playing the fool with a Caribbean mother!😆

@shimbbcncnyman4743 4 месяца назад

I do have to say that the black kids acting up in stores is incorrect. Half the time in my area i'm seeing them act a fool messing around in stores. I don't think foolishness racist. Every color does it.

@llamasugar5478 3 месяца назад

My oldest thought he could game the system. He grabbed a little bag of M&Ms and ripped it open. “Well, I have to pay for that now,” I said. I held it until we got to the checkout and paid for it with the other things. Then I asked the cashier to throw it away for me. It just happened to cost the same amount as the treat I had told the kids they’d get if they behaved. No one else ever tried that little stunt.