Ali Siddiq’s White Neighbors Keep Falling Off Their Roofs - Stand-Up Featuring 

Bud Green shit I gotta go find cici

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I remember that skit. TOO FUNNY!!!😅😅😅

XD, Mexicans do got on boots.

You gotta get u a knife! 🤣

TheConspiracy Realist then create a sequel TED Talk “observations of a white male living in da Hood” it’ll be a survival episode.

@@nexvibes3549 I've already lived thru that. Don't want to repeat the past. It cost me everything I owned and had collected over a lifetime of 53 years, plus because I was a white whistleblower on a black run low income housing property with corrupt property management in collusion with the corrupt black president of the board of directors I was the target and victim of a wrongful eviction that cost me my home of 42 years (1970 - 2012). I was forced from my home that I had raised children in, and that was my home as a teenager in 1970, and this forced me to live in a van the last 7 years. I know from the wrong end what it is to be the victim of a retaliation eviction by the power structure of a corrupt black run complex in San Francisco. And because I don't have the money to pay for the right resources to get back what was wrongfully taken from me I will probably remain homeless and die in the situation I have been forced to live in these last 7 years.... But what can I do? Since I am white there are no resources to get to fight for my rights. And no one will even listen or go thru the paper documented proof of how I ended up here. But I think my glass is half full anyway, I just haven't figured out where they put it yet. Have to stay positive. At least I have my DIY van, and don't have to stay on the street with no roof over my head.

@@SuperAdam2468 I agree!

@@nexvibes3549 Well that's just you being insecure, bruh

This is just being a first generation person living in a white surburb. My mom would ponders things like these and she was actually serious when she asked.

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Someone got Edit that in there 😂🤣

DIY BROOOo that’s genius😂

Different show tho no comedian uses jokes from other shows bc ppl might not understand

Ali Alabbasi yeah, i was thinking the same thing but at the same time it’s a funny ass statement so even the confused would laugh

FRL HAHAHAHSSI

I get so sick of non white men using the term white boy. I am grown ass man, you want someone calling you fucking boy?

@@shawnmacdonald9722 boo fucking hoo. You're life is so hard, isnt it?

@@shawnmacdonald9722 Lol. Stings a little huh.

@@shawnmacdonald9722 "I'm not Barnacle Boy. I'm Barnacle *MAN!*

I guess if we are playing that game, we can call black men boys to, oh don't worry, it's a term of endearment. We are going by eye for eye rules, if you don't like it back, then don't fucking say it.

Yo he sounds like Thrax from Omosis Jones

Historically it is the truth.Mexican families in the southwest.Who have been living there for generations.Did not cross the border.The border crossed over them.

@@stevengreen9536 not really, there was a working program between Mexico and the US called Braceros which brought huge numbers of Mexicans to work on US fields. There was a huge surge of migration in the 80s. Even before that people migrated across the border looking for jobs.

@@cuac5869 While i have not heard about this Braceros program.The incident in question i was referring too was the Mexican-American War.Before that conflict what is now the southwest states of the U.S.Where originally part of northern Mexico.After the war the mexican families had the option to stay or go back across the border into Mexico.Many did return to Mexico.A portion of the population stayed.Which made them and their descendants citizens by default.

@@dinosauro9546 same comment, multiple videos. Trying to get a negative reaction and I found it just as funny as the comedy that no one bit 😂 behaviour is so sad 😂😭

Sounds like George Carlin.

No lie bro he's really onto something there

Your prescription changes periodically, thus requiring reinstallation of the windshield every few months. Cool idea but not really logical with current technology

@@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 correction not a few months eye exam are required once a year maybe two depends on situation however small percentage eye vision change unless one is having serious ophthalmic issues. But I get your point however still not a bad ideal 😊

@@m.magdalenedieujusternfutu3309 Until you realize you would have to hold your head perfectly still while driving every prescription is made for a specific vertical distance .Plus every person is forced to look through them (it's like have a pair of glasses just like yours then forcing everyone to put them on or walk) and it only works straight ahead what about when you need to check traffic on the side or back into a parking space? The windshield would cost as much as laser eye surgery And when you get out the vehicle....you'll still put glasses on (hannibal buress face)

@@sikwitit773 all of that, and just the cost alone I feel like would be tremendous, some tiny ass glasses are expensive enough for most people, imagine trying to get an entire windshield made that way...

Brian Regan did it first waaay back. He is such a wholesome comedian

What about mr magoo?

has me dying

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Wholesome? It was about car theft

You should change your name to Charles; has a nice ring to it.

White people know how to have a good fucking time

@@jennas9033 no you dont nigga. I got white friends who fake kidnapped me on Halloween when we was in college

@@iamergoproxy3476 bro wtf I’d be so scarred mentally from that jeez that’s not something you prank someone with outta nowhere

@@Nazo422 To be perfectly honest...I've witnessed my father die to gun violence, my grandmother almost drop dead in the middle of the street and my mother die to a heart attack. There is nothing this world can do to me...I'm already broken

I thought it was funny but for different reasons. See here's the thing, the Mexicans invited Americans down there under sort of a compact. One of the terms of the compact was that they'd get the Commanche, Carankawa and whatever other indian tribes down there under control that were making it next to impossible for Mexicans to settle the rest of the area. So my question is what genius thought that they were going to get the settlers to give up their guns, drag their feet on acknowledging their property rights and then think they were going to roll over a group of people that took care of a problem that Mexicans were either incapable or unwilling to take care of?

Elmos Pasco what a great example of the sense of entitlement coming from your comment. just because someone asks for help doesn't mean that now you have sudden control over that person. you help out and stick to what was agreed upon in the compact. lord knows americans nowadays don't know the meaning of keeping their word or being equitable

Elmos Pasco dude 🤦‍♂️, so basically them killing all the native Americans also gave them the right to stab the Mexican in the back after “helping them”? Cool that makes fucking sense. You’re a dumbass.

Texicans got on boots

@TurnipsAge are you trying to use common sense in the internet?? Get yo ass out of here 🤣🤣🤣

He has some but he needs worldwide acclaim

He need a Netflix special.

I almost didn't like this comment Bc it had 69

Good news for you - we already did that! Check out Ali’s hourlong special, “It’s Bigger Than These Bars,” right here: on.cc.com/2HoJO78. You don’t even have to log in to anything!

Zach Gray he already had one

Amen

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Aaaand BINGO Was His Name-O...!

Lord V123 they would cost so much 😞😞😞😞😞

mo analyssa: But your car would be safe! He's got a point!

@@gerritelenbaas4817 I posted this 4 days ago and no one else has this joke so just calm yourself and even if I did what's it to you we are just here for laughs

Thats a great ideal tho

What about the sun factor🤔

He needs it RN

Ok! He has over 330,000 views already in just a day! That shows you how much we love listening to is comedy!

All these other crappy comedians I ain’t never heard before. He should’ve been on Netflix

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Listen to his albums

He is hilarious

I know right I was just thinking that, I wish he had a podcast as well

Totally, these clips got me weak 🤣

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EsKDNZQhVX0.html he did

That's awesome comedy was able to help you out in a bad time of your life man, keep it climbing! 🏋️

god bless you

Live long and prosper, y’all.

Bill Cosby was awesome with it

It’s a sit-down comedy.

@@ivynjoki 😂

Lenny Bruce would sit on a stool sometimes.

I've seen Mooney do his whole set from the chair. Never moving.

Oh my gosh! You're okay, right?

@@nrsimmons178 luckily the distance from the eaves to the ground is less than 7ft so yeah just a few bruises, sadly that wasnt the first time ive fallen off so now i know to get as flat as possible when falling so the surface area slows you down before you free fall lol

@@OldBuford Good Lord, man! Glad you're okay, though! ♡

I've watched my friend's dad embarrass him before and also fall off of a roof ...these are all accurate .....he did forget the "ugh you son of a bitch/cocksucker" after the intially fall

whoa son

Listen!!!!😹😹😹🔥 and he did not flinch

Ali the truth wish he had more work out

BigKidd Zuwop hahahahahha

Ehhh don’t question it

Paul Mooney

Ha! I say stuff like that all the time! "I (sit) corrected." -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PSALMS 20:1, 6-8; ISAIAH 43; ISAIAH 38:15-20; JOHN 14:11-21

Like this

You should get your use of the word patterned patented!!!lol

Patented * lol

"This must be a nearsighted car".

Mr magoo did this shyt

It IS possible, but as a first time customer itd be extremely expensive 😂😂😂

Yup me too

Preach

you're a simple man. I like you.

Cliq

It's cling film (saran wrap).

Nope.

DaBoi I just saw your comment... I said the same thing wondering why his arm looked plastic.🤣

@@isadon Why do you think its a cover up?

nope, i was wondering what that was and then i saw it wasn't around his entire wrist. looks like he got a heart.

They took off their boots already

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Best joke ever! 😂😂😂😂 Mexican got on boots!

honestly the best episode of that entire series hands down

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@6:35 -> almost, 5 fucks 2 god damns 3 shits

Vulgarity and hilarity often go hand in hand like fat Scandinavian twins singing through the hills... and ain’t nothing wrong with that brother

Yo Tru facts yo real COMEDY

O thank god YOU Approve we were all SOOooOoo worried you werent gonna like it. Pheeewwww now this man can sleep at night thank you for appropriating and validating this mans profession. And where can we find your special Robert? Ooohhh yah YOU AREN’T A COMEDIAN! Just appreciate it and hit the like button throw up a comment n move on its people like you that leave the “reviews” but you aren’t a comedian or really even a critic your a nobody just like the rest of us. Your , OUR* opinion doesn’t matter. So i’d appreciate it if you didn’t close the door for people who may think other genres of comedy are funny and just appreciate it and move on. Your not a comedian just to reiterate one final time. And quite frankly no one cares what you are or whether you do it well. Btw this guy has a bit on jail and a guard he didnt get along with its true story and it definitely isn’t sunshine and rainbows, is he no longer a “ReALll CoMmEdIan” because he makes light of a horrible truth to a place he was once living? You are very arrogant i hope this has helped you understand this. Thanks!

Am I in drive or reverse tho? Is that the heater or the radio? Everything inside the car is blurry!

Carson Wentz 😂😂😂😂

5:39 he's not no more

Luis Oropeza back down again 6:00

Don't forget about Paul Mooney!

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Dave Chappelle sat down for one of his Netflix specials

Until you need someone to move your car lmao

Go CPNG please 🙏 just found this guy and already love his stand up 😂

Ladonna Wilson He might be, but that's his fault for telling the story!

Ladonna Wilson I did when I met him lmao

He's a good guy, and so hysterical!!!

I bet he's not, prolly be syched that someone knows who he is and has his joke memorized

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I had Dave chappelle for almost 20 years as my number one comedian and as hard as it was for him to be dethroned , I had to ! I made sure I watched just about everything Ali did before I made my decision .

Do americans really go to church on a Sunday?

Mitchel... DIS AINT GON BE GOOD

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"I was gonna take a sip of his blood"

DEAD🤣

Sana Bensinner 😂😂😂 that was a funny one

Htown made and raised

Totally! I would Never need to be concerned with wherever the fuck I last left my glasses.

I personally really, really like this idea! 🤔

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Drop the snap

I saw him last year, so damn funny!!!

Me too I pay 45$ to see him live

u just want the BBC

I am tomorrow in Connecticut

I second this!

I laughed waaaay too hard at this!

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