Who's THAT Pokemon, but Harder 

"Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’" I love Florida Man

"Florida man arrested for punching ATM after it gave him too much money." He apologized to the bank, and then the bank pressed charges.

"Florida man throws baby at police officer following high-speed chase". Good luck beating this one.

“Florida man claiming people were eating his brains leads police on insane golf court chase”. This is truly a work of art

“Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden” what a wonderful April 14th for us all

Chuck Tingle not only wrote all those books but he was also nominated for a Hugo Award twice, which proves love is real.

“A Florida man is accused of running naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in the Chick-fil-A parking lot.” Incredible

"A Florida man tried to hide from the cops by going underwater" Funny how somehow that's one of the most normal Florida Man stories.

“Florida man tries to hide nearly 100 heroin pills up his butt” January 5th. Thanks Coney

"Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar Once in the house, he did not want to leave. I think it took us about three weeks to get him back outside. He was on the couch or in the bathroom all the time, ”Van Buren said. Van Buren feeds alligator pizza and chocolate chip cookies - Chips Ahoy, obviously his favorites - and says he’ll do whatever he can to keep him down. " The alligator's name is Gwendoline. I got a good birthday.

"Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him" this is raw

“Florida man runs off to drink a beer after mooning deputies.” This one is interesting indeed

“Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling burger” -June 29

"Milton’s man was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly hitting his pregnant girlfriend in the face with a bag of tortilla chips after the woman told him her unborn child might not belong to him." what a journey

I’m glad coney both streams websurf on Wednesday and uploads it on RU-vid. Nice consistency, I hope he doesn’t break it anytime soon

“Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant women, gets arrested” wow

"A Florida man gets rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas" This ones not to bad I just like that rescued means that he realized he couldn't do it WAAY to late

"Florida man fell in water after drinking sprayed fire extinguisher on himself to dry himself off" Goddamn, the rest of my day has been... enlightened

“Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home” I sure do love December 26th.

>Florida Stage >Banjo Music starts playing

" A Florida man is in jail for trying to pay McDonald’s with a packet of marijuana." not that crazy but a dumb 18th of December.

I did the Flordia man search a few years ago and I'll never forget losing my mind at the image included in the "Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection" article on March 24th

Officers in Cape Coral, Florida witnessed a fully naked man dancing around a campfire, standing in flames, and chanting “gibberish.”

July 28th “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar”

"Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands" April 10th the man was really hungry and they arrested him for his urges.

"Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named ‘Kindness’" I like this one a lot.

August 22 "Florida man hits McDonald’s worker for taking too long." We stay hungry, we devour

"Florida Man defends small chihuahua with Large Machete" April 23rd really is something, huh *I made this before Coney covered the Bunny Fight

"Florida man accused of stealing gator from golf course, threw it around to teach ‘it a lesson’" good luck beating this one

"Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say" - February 20 Why do I live in Florida?

Chuck Tingle is the goat. An absolute master of throwing an idea on the table and running with it

Apparently on February 2nd, a Florida man was accused of decapitating a hamster and leaving its body in a box near the road he lives on not long after he purchased it from a pet store. wow

"Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill " my birthday was certainly something (September 19th)

October 8th: "Florida man, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages"

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from may 21

"Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still worked" or "Florida man, 70, slams child because playground was too noisy" September 12th is wack

"Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes" How could he do this on my birthday :(

"Drunken florida man shoots child with a real gun, child had a nerf gun"

Lmao watched this for the first time and am now realizing it is coneys birthday. Happy Birthday CONEY!!

"Florida man desperate for ride to Hooters calls 911"- June 8

"Florida man runs away after crashing pickup truck into Orange County Chuck-E-Cheese."

April 21st - A Florida man was arrested in the Tampa Bay area after police said he stopped an undercover detective by posing as an officer

Websurf…Monday? I’ll take it.

The pitbull party thing is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's so loud

My birthday is tomorrow, 11/30. I got "Florida Man Calls Himself Satan, Threatens to Kill If Not Given a Car," "Florida Man Attacks Man with Pickaxe in Meth-Fueled Rage," and "Florida Man Holding Six-Pack of Beer Shoots Rifle at Passing Cars."

June 16 "A Florida man is in jail after law enforcement officials said he threw a samurai sword at lawmakers in response to a call for domestic riot." Man mine's weak sauce

"Florida man has his house burned down after trying to microwave a microwave."

"They all said yes" Wall of no's behind him

Shout out to my fellow Brazilian at 5:47 in the chat after Conny literally closing his chat

“Florida Man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion.” It’s the ‘moral therapy’ that does it for me lol

XXXX 18, 2018 “A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!”, cops say.” Sounds like my kind of Florida man.

March 29 DEFUNIAC SPRINGS. According to the Walton County Sheriff, a Florida man was arrested this weekend after escaping from a stop and then returning to taunt officers and make donuts in his four-wheeled vehicle. Aaron Clark, 24, was charged with escaping, dodging and reckless driving after he escaped a road stop Saturday night, MPs said. Clarke was pulled over with two other four-wheelers on a Walton County road. While the other two cars stopped, Clark drove away from the assistants. Later that night, Clark returned to the bus stop with beer in hand and shouted “come and get me” to the MPs before leaving again, according to the sheriff’s office.

“Florida calls 911 for a ride home and is arrested”

"Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive" So this dude hopped right into the enclosure, and they found his blood and a pair of Crocs (lol), then later he was found injured and mumbling that the gators held him hostage. Meanwhile, on the same day, my parents had just bought me my first Switch and a pre-ordered copy of Smash Ultimate :)

"Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy" this is the greatest thing to happen on my birthday, and that includes my birth.

"Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand" Yep, July 29th has the most Florida energy out of em all

0:56 Ayy that’s my birthday too. Now I know what Florida man was doing

Florida Man for May 16th: Police Arrest Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked ‘Enhances His Skill Level’

“Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher” Damn, Florida Man was ready to kick ass and take names on my birthday, lol

May 6 - "Florida man punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough."

The cliff racer noise triggered something primal within me

"A Florida man walked into a grocery store with his alligator." Pretty Tame for July 29th

"Florida man has been arrested multiple times for having sex with a miniature horse" November 21 this makes me depressed

"Definitely the most important meal of the day, but our Florida Man, Mark Robinsons chose to have his meal in the worst place possible. Robinsons, 28 years old from Lakewood Ranch was ticketed at around 8 o’clock in the morning when he was caught by policemen in the middle of the boulevard having his pancakes with sausages and a cup of brewed coffee."

"Flordia man punches shark to save his dog." That is just really pog imo (September 30th)

I got two for my birthday: 1. "Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say" - November 19th, 2018 2. "Florida Man sure loves his machete lately" - November 19th, 2019 What a day to be born Additionally: I am PRETTY sure I was the one who submitted the second link showed!! I found the site while in French Class when I was very bored. It was very entertaining and I'm glad you liked it too!

"Florida man sentenced for smuggling lizards, admits selling to Colorado customers" and "Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested"

"Florida man was arrested Thursday night after more than 40 grams of cocaine were found on him during a traffic stop near the Florida Keys, but not before he decided to eat part of the arresting officer’s patrol car seat." January 11th is banging

“ Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne”.

“The murder suspect is accused of beating a man so severely with a vacuum cleaner that he chopped off his head, leaving him beaten beyond recognition, according to the Osceola County Sheriff’s records.”

"Florida man mauled by black leopard after paying for ‘full-contact experience’ at backyard zoo"

Happy that we got to hear Kricketune

"Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive"

“Florida Man May 19th, a Florida man set fire to his ex-wife’s home with a vehicle painted similarly to the Dodge Charger featured in the show Dukes of Hazard”

A Florida man threw an alligator he stole from the golf course onto the roof of the cocktail lounge. September 17th, a true Florida man right here

"Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home". Two days after Christmas, maybe he saw that one Billy and Mandy episode

“Florida man slapped by Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument.” Awesome

“Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase” goddamn

"Florida man, 70, slams child because playground was too noisy". That... is definitely a story.

"Florida man twerks for officers during traffic stop, gets tased, report says" You love to see it September 10th btw

OMG I shouldnt have laughed as hard as I did at mine "Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder, arson charges" Oct 17

“Florida Man charged with sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf from ‘Frozen’ toy” October 22 2019

NOVEMBER 8 - A Florida man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on charges of interfering with providing police officers with an assumed name, according to court records.

12/26 Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

Great video!

I got two options for March 28th: “LARGO, Florida - Largo police killed a man named Linus Philip on Friday. The man’s family accuses the police of using Philip’s finger to access the phone.” And “Pensacola Woman Mistakes 37-Week Pregnancy For Bad Chinese Food” First one is a tragic article on the events, the second is just that sentence. Take your pick

August 16th: Martin County MPs discovered the gruesome scene in the driveway of Tequesta’s home on Monday when they spotted 19-year-old Austin Harrowf bending over a bleeding man, ripping off parts of his face with his teeth.

"Florida Man Trying To Kill “Demons” Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree"

"Florida man shot the tires of an AT&T service truck he thought was blocking his driveway"

“Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still worked” describes my life pretty well.

“Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor’s trampoline before breaking into home” Yeah. That makes perfect sense

May 23: "A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From" "Parents were rushing to the area to remove their children," a police officer said.

“A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas.” April 25th. This is a good one.

26th january 2019 ‘FLORIDA MAN finds a real grenade from wwII while fishing, puts it in his truck and takes it to taco bell. He then calls the police while he’s at taco bell and it had to be evacuated and shut down for 2 hours’ Honestly pretty wholesome for a Florida man story dude was just hungry

October 27: Florida man found with live grenade, clown mannequin inside truck. My man

Great video coney!

"Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident" Beautiful

Florida man Nov. 13 man dressed up as Fred Flinstone gets pulled over for driving the Flinstone car replica

My birthday is May 5th so, here is what Florida man did on my Birthday "A Florida man wanted on drug charges did not quite prove himself a “master of deception” when he was arrested last week wearing a “hideous” blonde wig as he tried to force his way past a police arrest, authorities said. Robert “Bobby” Walls was arrested on his bike as he tried to drive through the police perimeter set up around the residence he was staying at, the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office said. With the exception of long blond hair, the leaving man lived up to Walls’ description. Agents, who are not easily deceived, determined that it was Walls in disguise and took him into custody. Walls later told MPs that he knew he was wanted and used the wig as a disguise to elude the officers, the sheriff’s office said. The sheriff said the arrest was part of a “serious drug investigation” that resulted in arrest warrants for more than 100 suspects."

April 9 - “A Florida man was killed with an ax in a fight over beer and lottery tickets”