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This clip is from QI Series C, Episode 10, 'Cleve Crudgington' with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Clive Anderson, John Sessions and Mark Steel.

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@gibsonlespaul023
@gibsonlespaul023 Год назад
There was originally MI 1 through to MI 19, with each MI department having a very specific role. Eventually they were all discontinued or absorbed into the two we have today; MI 5 and MI 6. MI 1 was responsible for code-breaking, MI 2 dealt with Russian and Scandinavian intelligence, MI 3 was concerned with the rest of Eastern Europe and MI 4 was responsible for aerial reconnaissance.
@agentk1073
@agentk1073 Год назад
MI 9 was responsible for aiding POWs in escaping from captivity
@BR1GADIER
@BR1GADIER Год назад
MI 7 comes out in July staring Tom Cruise
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
@@BR1GADIER So MI 7 focussed on scientologists?
@Dymodeus1
@Dymodeus1 Год назад
You actually have to eat yourself now
@dogcarman
@dogcarman Год назад
@@Tao_Tology The General Nutter Department.
@Daniel-yy5tx
@Daniel-yy5tx Год назад
1:49 Clive's shock at his silly question actually being right on the money at 1:55 is absolute gold. He wasn't expecting it at all!
@10thdoctor15
@10thdoctor15 Год назад
So in Spectre, when M says "now we know what C stands for", we already did.
@thegabrielhyde
@thegabrielhyde Год назад
The added gag is that the head of the Joint Intelligence Service (JIS) is named after Mr. Cumming.
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ Год назад
"Cumming"
@echtblikbonen
@echtblikbonen Год назад
I understand that they couldn't have him say C stands for cunt but come on at least cut it there and leave it to our imagination
@marycanary86
@marycanary86 Год назад
clive and stephen always had brilliant chemistry
@imransheikhinfo
@imransheikhinfo Год назад
I think because Clive is the only one who can match, or at least compete with, Fry's wit and knowledge.
@alicec1533
@alicec1533 Год назад
And then Fry goes on to play 'C' in Doctor Who.
@samfisher6606
@samfisher6606 Год назад
I was just about to say this.
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ Год назад
@@samfisher6606 I bet you say that all the time.
@DomoftheDoctor
@DomoftheDoctor Год назад
Beat me there as well!
@darklordwendel
@darklordwendel Год назад
The wooden leg is also his - he owned it, he used it, he stabbed it. Steven even refers to it as "his leg" throughout the rest of the round. It's not "this man had 12 legs, his original one and 11 he keeps in a freezer at home"; it's "this man is actively using his prosthetic leg in tandem with his flesh leg".
@RenewedRS
@RenewedRS Год назад
A prosthetic isn't human though is it so its a leg only by nickname
@padstowphantom
@padstowphantom Год назад
I loved John Sessions' impersonations.
@petermortimer6303
@petermortimer6303 Год назад
He's the reason I watch this clip so often
@elliotspirrett7752
@elliotspirrett7752 Год назад
I started reading his Wikipedia and came across the following: "When SSB discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, his agents adopted the motto "Every man his own stylo". However, the use of semen as invisible ink was ceased because of the smell it produced for the eventual receiver. It also raised questions over the masturbatory habits of the agents."
@joshdavis3743
@joshdavis3743 Год назад
Apparently he didn't amputate his own leg with a pen knife. Medical records show his left foot was not amputated until the day after the crash. Apparently he used to like to mage up magnificent stories about he car crash.
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray Год назад
Utter rubbish.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
But did the agents continue to be known as the “C men” ...
@Slanghappy
@Slanghappy Год назад
I came for this video, and finish very satisfied...
@ablestmage
@ablestmage Год назад
Sir Richard Shamwow was at the ready for just such a meeting.
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 Год назад
Shamwow?? Wow, that's a weird one.
@clickrick
@clickrick Год назад
Chamois, perhaps?
@johnnunn8688
@johnnunn8688 Год назад
They did have anaesthetic, it was administered by the glass, from a bottle labelled brandy, whiskey etc.
@maxscameraguy
@maxscameraguy Год назад
Great name play at the end!
@lazyhazeldaisy9596
@lazyhazeldaisy9596 Год назад
Johnny Sessions was so knowledgeable he had this ability to give any date of someone famous of when they were born and died, increadable , greatly missed.
@jackbassindale4336
@jackbassindale4336 Год назад
Completely agreed! Rest in peace Johnny old boy ❤️
@quintessentialquinten-bm4pj
@quintessentialquinten-bm4pj 5 месяцев назад
No he demanded that they gave him the answers in advance before filming so that he could prepare
@rin_etoware_2989
@rin_etoware_2989 Год назад
not only can you rearrange MI6 chiefs' surnames to tell an indecent tale, the two most common firstnames among all MI6 chiefs are John and Richard.
@functionoflightone
@functionoflightone Год назад
This is insanely hilarious.
@francaperotti8343
@francaperotti8343 Год назад
RIP JOHN SESSIONS
@lohphat
@lohphat Год назад
...who was a Euroskeptic, a UKIP supporter, and thought Nigel Farage was speaking sense. I lost all respect for him.
@francaperotti8343
@francaperotti8343 Год назад
@@lohphat he was also gay. I didn't agree with his political views like I HATE the Tories like a passion. I still had respect for his comic and intellectual intelligent brain and still RIP JOHN SESSIONS.
@JohnyG29
@JohnyG29 Год назад
@@lohphat I'm sure he would have really cared.
@lohphat
@lohphat Год назад
@@francaperotti8343 People with intelligent brains don't think Nigel Farage is a respectable source of information. All Nigel has done is race-bait and lie. I will not respect racists or those who tolerate racists.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Год назад
@@francaperotti8343 for real,being from USA,lovin' qi forever: I thought everyone on the panel was gay,that that was part and partial of the show.omg.dont care at all,but I did.
@PhantomMarquis
@PhantomMarquis Год назад
General Melchett: come now, Darling! 🤪
@Chris-hx3om
@Chris-hx3om Год назад
I can properly relate to the cold saw. The one thing I hate about having any sort of medical procedure is that the anesthetic is cold as it enters the vein, and it's actually quite painful in a strange way..
@precumming
@precumming Год назад
I needed a bone scan and they needed to inject me with a large amount of dye, it felt super cold and I could feel it going around my body that added to me fainting. It felt horrible feeling cold from the inside, I'm pretty sure the nurse who injected me also injected way too quickly, it was a big syringe and all in in like a second. I remember being slightly shamed because the dye doesn't stay around long and me fainting meant a worse scan.
@victorymansions
@victorymansions Год назад
Yeah I had surgery a few weeks ago and the sensation of the cold anaesthetic coarsing into you is super horrible. I'm just glad it knocks you out pretty soon after because it's akin to nails on a chalk board to me. I wouldn't describe it as pain in any way, just an alien feeling that is so unnatural.
@gitman3486
@gitman3486 Год назад
I had surgery a few years ago and dont remember it feeling cold at all. Odd.
@handpaper6871
@handpaper6871 Год назад
Since SIS (MI6) has Naval ranks, had he been promoted through the organisation the current head would have been, at some point, Captain Scarlet....
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 Год назад
Shout out to Mark Steel who was quiet…
@highdownmartin
@highdownmartin Год назад
Shame he hardly gets on these things now, he’d usually make a great contribution.
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 Год назад
@@highdownmartin He was in an episode of the current T series - "Thrills & Spills".
@stonkr
@stonkr Год назад
Where the heck is C? Rumour has it Victor Borge is still looking.
@richard63
@richard63 Год назад
Yes , what about MI1,2,3,4 ? Good point Alan !
@stukay2803
@stukay2803 9 месяцев назад
I can answer this: MI5 and MI6 are the only active Sections of the Directorate of Military Intelligence that remain. All other Sections were either merged into MI5 or MI6 or disbanded. The first of these mergerswas after WW2. The second merger was in 1964, when the War Office was "rebranded" as the Ministry of Defence. But to the actual question of "What happened to MI1, 2, 3 and 4?" It's now GCHQ.
@samdumaquis2033
@samdumaquis2033 Год назад
Very interesting
@Reactordrone
@Reactordrone Год назад
"Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room."
@joelhall5124
@joelhall5124 Год назад
I've known a few of them.
@ROBANN88
@ROBANN88 Год назад
At 2:40 "you're really pumping me, Alan" Alan is pumping his Cummins?
@johnnunn8688
@johnnunn8688 Год назад
Cum-in.
@salyluz6535
@salyluz6535 Год назад
All subsequent Chiefs after Cummings continue to be known as “C.” Cummings, Darling, Scarlet, Dearlove- C sounds much more serious!
@dogwalker666
@dogwalker666 Год назад
I do hope Scarlet is a captain.
@johnnunn8688
@johnnunn8688 Год назад
C-rious.
@chaos386
@chaos386 Год назад
I'm surprised no one went for a joke about how Cummings was followed by the "C Men"!
@Danrandon900
@Danrandon900 Год назад
So he was the C Man 😂
@porticojunction
@porticojunction Год назад
A friend with a wooden leg use to freak people out at parties by driving nails into it. She even make a video of it once.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
Did anybody ever ask her to change a pound note?
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
Mr. C. He is the rapper from the shamen.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 Год назад
"He had a wooden leg, and a fleshy leg." 2 legs then. But I bet '2' would have got a claxon.
@ClarinoI
@ClarinoI Год назад
Well, three in total over the course of his life.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 Год назад
@@ClarinoI Fair point.
@Hellwyck
@Hellwyck Год назад
"Dearlove, Darling... BAHHHHHH!"
@MrCuddy2977
@MrCuddy2977 Год назад
I heard a - possibly apocryphal - story about the electronic Tag: the one worn by prisoners on early release, that only allows you out between 7 in the morning and 7 at night. Apparently? One of the first tags was put on an inmate with an artificial leg. ON the artificial leg. Apparently, he’d break the curfew: by taking the tagged leg off, and swapping it for a spare leg … and head for the pub …
@Sweetlyfe
@Sweetlyfe Год назад
Brilliant 😂😂
@geoffroi-le-Hook
@geoffroi-le-Hook 5 месяцев назад
C's accident goes to show that the average number of legs on a human is slightly less than two.
@lekoman
@lekoman Год назад
“No, because stop it at once.”
@grf15
@grf15 Год назад
Sessions always has some weird and wonderful stories. I often wonder if he was the panelist who insisted on knowing the questions and answers before taping. (I don't care, he was a witty guest, and a delight to listen to.)
@Brandontroll
@Brandontroll Год назад
I am a long distant relative of sir Richard Dearlove!
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 Год назад
Alan’s hair! So dark!
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Год назад
Ever see one of his Jonathan creek shows on britbox....it's long,curly,dark.he was/is adorable.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
This was back when there we had only 1 moon.
@picobyte
@picobyte Год назад
How did 'he' know 🤭
@thomthom6268
@thomthom6268 Год назад
Who is Q? And I thought Steve was clairvoyant.
@BlueManIan
@BlueManIan Год назад
C was Stephen Fry!
@ublade82
@ublade82 Год назад
Did Bart shoot Nelson's arm off?
@Damian_1989
@Damian_1989 Год назад
Hopefully C never had an off day where he stabbed the wrong leg with the pen.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Год назад
Hahahaha
@johnnunn8688
@johnnunn8688 Год назад
That’s not an ‘off’ day, that’s a shit-hot hilarious meeting day.
@jimmyusee
@jimmyusee Год назад
"Jeffrey Tissue" sounds like a new super-villainous, anti-hero, for today's generation. 👍 😁
@22espec
@22espec Год назад
With how much obsessed with tradition, I'm surprised that they don't cut the leg of the man that gets the job
@idontlikeitproductions3509
@idontlikeitproductions3509 Год назад
I assumed C was for Control.
@etrisb
@etrisb Год назад
So M is for Murchison?
@jamescook7796
@jamescook7796 Год назад
M from Bond was named from the initial of the first name of the same person...
@BajkonurBobby
@BajkonurBobby Год назад
Anyone know the name of this episode?
@SekritJay
@SekritJay Год назад
Darling, Dearlove, Cummings and Tissue
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
The original business model of RU-vid was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.
@TheMightySwash
@TheMightySwash Год назад
Ironically their increase in ad delivery rates will drive more of their users to using ad blockers, reducing ad impressions
@dogcarman
@dogcarman Год назад
@@TheMightySwash And those of us who use the app will move to a browser to get that exact benefit.
@alfnoakes392
@alfnoakes392 Год назад
I recommend the RU-vid Premium Account. Not expensive and with many more benefits than just getting rid of ads. No, I do not work for RU-vid.
@zkpdreaming
@zkpdreaming Год назад
@@alfnoakes392 true. I worked out that 50c a day was worth not dealing with the ads
@southron_d1349
@southron_d1349 Год назад
Of course we know the current C. It's the pound!
@matthiasschulz3569
@matthiasschulz3569 Год назад
Thanks for typing it out, I did hear "currency" and was a little confused, tbh.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
"Mhm... mhm... Yes, Cummings you say? We'll just introduce you to the men as 'C', shall we? Anyhow.. Welcome to MI6."
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Год назад
So C had three legs in total.
@markfox7764
@markfox7764 Год назад
First name: Mel.
@grimkupid8478
@grimkupid8478 Год назад
I'd have said a Mexican Yes Man
@221b-Maker-Street
@221b-Maker-Street Год назад
*_Rear Admiral Geoffrey Tissue, reporting for duty, Sir!_* _If you'd care to wipe yourself on me..._
@Appophust
@Appophust 11 месяцев назад
I'm surprised no one gad anything to say about the name "Mansfield." ESPECIALLY since his last name was "Cumming."
@jacobpaint
@jacobpaint Год назад
So I’m guessing that if he was in a car accident that it was a horse and car. It seems unlikely that they would have used the term “car accident”, that seems like a newer word combination… or the bit about the accident is wrong. Possibly derived from some story he told to explain how he lost his leg.
@roydickel9183
@roydickel9183 Год назад
1st car accident (recorded) was 1896 so its not as unlikely as all that
@Bananeisafree
@Bananeisafree Год назад
Ok ... how one does hack a femur with a ballpen ? Seeing how that man was keen on putting on a show and worked at a deception agency, I call Hogwash on this one !
@danielpresley5796
@danielpresley5796 Год назад
Lol. 'Pen-Knife' isn't a pen, it's basically a Swiss Army Knife without all the extra tools... 😂
@TehPhuzzy
@TehPhuzzy Год назад
INB4 all yinz!
@timnor4803
@timnor4803 Год назад
Go Birds👍🇺🇸
@abhinavroy1630
@abhinavroy1630 Год назад
I c
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 Год назад
I kept wondering what was wrong with the recordings of QI when Fry was on it and I realized it was just him audibly gasping for air. Sucking wind through his gaping maw and desperately trying to get oxygen through that busted club foot on his face.🤣 *some of this comes from his fluctuating girth, and it must be a challenge to sleep at night with apnea.
@mirthenary
@mirthenary Год назад
Dearlove, much better than Manlove.😆 That's for all you fans of old top gear😁
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
Dearlove sounds a bit pricey.
@wordreet
@wordreet Год назад
X
@okeycokey2000
@okeycokey2000 Год назад
Go away sandy
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