If they asked that at a regular grocery store the response they would have gotten is “it’s dead and so are its friends. What does it matter if they got along? You’re still going to eat it.”
The customers who ask that are normally way louder than they should be, passive-aggressively announcing it to those within ear-shot. The most overpriced, pretentious grocery store out there, placed in privileged areas of course. No low income family is gonna pay $25 for a 10-pack of chicken legs.
This is how funny our society has become. He is actually not delivering jokes. Just a commentary on the state of humanity in general which is really funny and sad at the same time
@D. Rüesch please dont be so judgemental...people in the comments post lines from the comedy bits, or any posts for that matter because they like something that made them laugh or moved them, or to just be included. I would much rather read those then a post putting some one down that you dont even know. Oh and yes I am a snowflake...beautiful and unique 😊❄
@D. Rüesch you bothered your self to write whole this shit , you could have just scrolled down or just smashed your fucking smartphone that your dady bought u to judge people that you don't even know
I like his bit about asking for plastic in the check out line, and everybody behind him is doing the hand on their heart and gasping thing. PLASTIC!! And he looks back at them and says out loud "Double bag everything!" LMAO!!
I'll bet if a plain ol' white guy said the same shit this guy does, it wouldn't go over so well. People seem to forget that Italians are Caucasian, too, just a hair darker. Melanin competitions and shit. 🤷
Just went to Whole Foods today. 100% everything he says is dead on accurate, doesn't matter if the Whole Foods is in New York or Florida or wherever lol
I went to a PETA convention in DC as a young save-the-planet type, 1997. Upon arrival, in the elevator they kept looking at my feet and acting funny, like I'd done something wrong. Later in the day, someone said "Are those LEATHER shoes???!!!" 😳😂🥴
*Sebastian Maniscalco:* Your delivery is FANTASTIC - love it!!! You actually made me laugh out loud, which almost NO comedian can do!! Keep up the GREAT work - THANK YOU!!!
@@bencavert7421: Ahh, another member joins our 'club' of non-laughers! Well good for you, Ben (also my Grandson's name!) - I'm always glad to hear from others who have the same 'condition' I have! And I don't know why I am the way I am, because my Mother used to watch "I Love Lucy", when I was a child, and she laughed her head off! I watched some of the re-runs that were on a couple of years ago, and ...nothing! 😐😉 . Yes, Sebastian's delivery is excellent - he doesn't just stand there telling jokes - he puts some life into what he's saying!
This is hilarious! Whole Foods rapidly became one of my favorite stores around 2008. However, it no longer resembles what it once use to be. And quite frankly since it’s changed ownership I don’t care for it nearly as much as I used to...He-hem, Bezos. But I really do enjoy this bit 😂
I don't know if they got one of these were you live but I enjoy Sprouts Farmers Market more now. I might go to Whole Foods now to only use the bathroom and get a soda
No matter what he talks about, I love it. He talks about everyday situations , but he does it so well that it just tickles me. I think he's the best comedienne of the 21st century. I hope he comes to Westchester County some day, because it's hard for me to get around and I would love to see him in person. He's the BEST!!!🙂💙🎤❤☺🧡😊
Yeah, I was wondering myself about the number of posts here saying how much he nailed the store and people in it and "telling it like it is." Was it _ever_ the way he described it? I've been going to ours for over 10 years now, and I've never experienced what he's describing. Even so, I still laughed at his routine; hilarious body language!
@@hlcepeda I worked at a pretty big store and there was a masseuse that came in on the weekends. They also had wine tastings and taught cooking classes. We had an in store nutritionalist that worked on site, helping people with their diets. It was crazy! Back in the day they really took care of their employees too, which is why everyone was so happy and willing to help. I no longer work there, but back in the day that was the best company I worked for
I have such a fit of laughter with this one and have seen it so many times. It's still so damn funny when he says about the 2 shades of clothing-oatmeal, & Throw up! His expressions and faces and movements add to it. 🤣😅
Okay, I do not even normally like "Comedy Acts" and almost falling off the bed here dying😁🤣🤩~ Completely TRUE at the Orange County Whole Food in S. Cali; do not even get me started on what a simple CUP-of-Soup costs in that overhyped, overpriced, overstocked organic food farm😳🤯...Would buy tics in a sec to see his show in person~HILARIOUS❣!!
I laugh because I can relate! And yes, besides the $8,000 bottle of Argon oil , prices are off the charts. It is indeed quite a shopping experience . Unforgettable. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have shopped there . With a few fingers left over.
