Why A Billion Lions would easily beat all 932 Pokémon | Exzactly 

One helping hand boosted spread move would kill all the lions before the pokemon

also with the "sun thing" he would still be there living so pokemon would win

How are the lions gonna beat god?

Literally a pokemon that could fly and shoot beams could kill all the lions

literally every dragon type:*Dorps a draco*

Any Pokémon that can blow up a planet wins, God is here so yeah, Celebi goes back in time to stop the fight, Tyranatar can’t get hurt, and more. You’ve had the best argument I’ve seen but it’s still the Pokémon by a long shot.

1:53 … *then the pokemon all win* victini with somthing as weak as a caterpie can wipe out at *least* most of the lions by granting said caterpie the power of victory and thats not even taking into account the numerous pokemon able to cause earthquakes or droughts, THUNDERSTORMS even

“Friendly fire” … do you know that every lion doesn’t have the other 999,999,999 lions as friends? Yeah. They whould also fight to death cause if pokemon can kill themselves then the lions can too. And if someone said that the pokemon are dumb because they are probably wild then like put even 10 not related lions in a cage and come back like 1 minute later, boom 1 or 0 survived.

“Ah but you see, 1 billion is a lot”

Yveltal: *laughs in mass murder*

I can't tell if he is joking or not. Either way, pokemon win 100% of the time.

Celebi can go back in time and kill the lions

"they can't dynamax" Eternitus:.... I genuinely can't tell if this guy actually knows what the fuck he's talking about. It's almost incredible how he got so many things wrong

If Pokédex is a thing, then Pokémon instantly wins just because magcargo would die last

Imagine being tyrannitar and you just sit there while everyone dies because for some dumb reason your armor doesn’t break

macargo would be the last one left since like you said "it's like if the sun made contact with the earth" then the sun is the last one left or macargo

all it takes is for rayquaza to fly up in the sky. if the lions make a lion ladder then all rayquaza has to do is move a few feet to the left or right, because lions would take FOREVER to make the ladder

Raquaza can just fly into space and wait till the lions starve because 1billion is a big number right?

All the gods that created the sun needed to go to the bathroom for this match

Literally any flying type:

Necrozma can *ASORB THE SUN*

Diagla and his time powers go back in time to when jirachi is about to wake up. Get mewtwo to write "I wish all lions have a heart attack and die" on one of his tags. Wake Jirachi up then its GGs bois we gottem

Fun fact, due to marcargo being so small, unless you were standing right next to it, everything would be just fine. Well, it might melt the ground under it, but still

Pokémon easily solo in one turn. One Pokémon uses a move that effects all the lion like earthquake, then a bunch of Pokémon use helping hand and then that would multiply to kill a couple billion lions

If you look at mimikyu you die

It has been proved by Michael that yavelatal death would absorb thing only affects a ten foot radius

Also, Im a bit shocked how so many people dont Get that this is a joke

you forgot to mention shedninja which cant get hit at all unless by a ghost, dark, flying, fire, or rock move. lions dont have a pokemon type and wouldnt be able to hit shedninja

Pokémon definitely win by a long shot. it's also just funny seeing these arguments because it's so stupid but funny

Good points but there is still psychic Pokémon smart enough to control all of them to prevent the destructive behaviors hoopa can save them in a different dimension or send the lions to the sun. Lapras even use Perish song and they would all be dead and that will faint chansey and audino can just heal everyone again and them under the protection of smarter Pokémon and the fact that their health is really high would take the lions a lot of time to kill them. Arceus can just snap them out of existence before anything happens and ultra necrozma (also a psychic type) can just absorb all the Pokémon even Arceus and become god.

William Oscar garvin: People you do realize pokemon have weakness and there is nothing that pokemon have that would escape this lion that is He is the one from Chronicles Of narnia universe That controls it it could control any universe And this is A lion that will be unaffected by these attacks that pokemon will throw at it and it does not care what you try to do to it it. Will stare down At These pokemon and scaring them at the same time And pokemon will realize how scary This lion is After it sees the lion that uses powers and abilities to smash the concrete knowing how omnipotent it is with this roar that does it And you know how you would just come face To face with This lion and that's what gave billion lion to victory and tell me if that's any different for pokemon to win.

Magcargo would not blow up the earth, thats not how thermodynamics work. He would be very hot, but all the heat would dissapate into the air bc he isn't big enough to radiate heat at much more than a relatively close radious.

Dude have you seen the pokemon battle Royale it does use the pokedex meaning you can discount it, but the legendary littler make the planet uninhibited and even destroy reality itself

so the pokemon will kill each other but not the lions that checks out yeah

oh and what about gengar he's immune to all normal type moves

I have been enlightened

As someone on the pokemon side. He makes a fair point

downvote no reddit gold sorry facts over felling's

Thing is , POKÉMON ARENT REAL SO THEY NEVER SHOWED UP-

pokemon win easily. One pokemon uses earthquake and everything dies apart from the flying pokemon.

Come and get the guys who shaped the universe and the planet

Every Pokémon with sturdy survives macargo, also most fire types are immune to fire That clap can’t kill god Voltorbs explosion radius is 0 Alakazam will die in the macargo explosion

Arceus stops time and kills all the lions, cya

I can beet infinite lions with just 5 Pokémon shadinja snorlak araquanoid smeargul and porgon zs all by level up moves they can use Who wonder guard, to become invincible by using entrainment to give it to all of them and then using mimic plus recycle having the mimic thief so that they can generate a a infinite amount of leppa berries and use smeargul copying the moves thief and switcharoo to give them to everybody so they don’t run out of power points

William Oscar garvin: Well guess what pokemon cannot defeat this the lion from Chronicles and naria that Can easily wipe out the Pokemon with a single thought because this line is omnipotent and its name is Aslan That was able to defeat enemies And killed the witch after he was killed by the witch and came back from the dead to kill The witch And I guarantee you he is not easy to kill The way we want it because there is nothing stopping him this time.

Sorry your 1 billion lions lost to a fish in the ocean.

just objectively wrong, but well made argument

why can’t yt all use protect

Quality over quantity man

God

Hoopa lays a hoopa ring and teleports them into the sun, wether it takes many times there are still a bunch of Pokémon and meat shields

haha uh arcues uh hes god uhm 1 billion lions still dont cover a planet while arcues can destroy the planet with his mind without using a attack soo uh yeah dialga and palkia raquaza deoxys uh it is going to be close i agree a lot of the pokemon would die. only legendarys would help it. without legendaries uhm i feel as if either something like idk per say a aerodactyl or a zorark would have to help a lot.

One correction mega ray ray doesn’t need a stone

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Camerupt is hotter than Magcargo internally, so it wouldn't get murdered just bt having Magcargo sit next to it. Theredore, Pokemon still win.

ok but what about 1b lions vs 932 croagunks?

God pokemon vs 1 billion cats

counter argument kyogre groudon rayquaza arceus mewto mew celebi dialga palkia zapdos articuno moltres suicune entei hooh lugia eternatus kyureum zygarde yvetal xereneas raikou terrakion iron leaves walking wake darkrai regigigas registeel regice regidrago regileki ulltre necrozma lunala solgaleo hoopa etc.

you do realise that there a pokemon literally capable of commiting mass genocide right?

pokemons are actually smart (e.g. ash’s pikachu) meaning they wouldn’t use their big moves in the vicinity of other pokemon

Yveltal is still technically alive it’s just a cocoon

William Oscar garvin: Actually the lion for chronicle. Of narnia can easily win this fight because it is omnipotent And omni signs and omnipresent and this one could easily wipe out any pokemon with a single thought and With speeds it's God that is all nibbleton and it's all God.

G O D

Arceus

Macargos heat is at a very small range

actually good shitpost

I could easely Name a reason why the lions wont win Arceus No matter how many lions there are They wont have the slightest chance at all to beat frickin God

What if Solgaleo eats Magcargo Also Arceus being God is probably invincible and could just will the lions out of existence

So the Pokémon are fighting but not the lions?

Necrozma can travel universes it can just jump ship how you gonna kill something in another world

yeah yevelta alone would win no lion can win against death.

You forget the Pokédex entries are written by 10 year olds and most of the stuff in them is false

You tried your best

everyone forgetting kyogre and groudon almost destroyed the earth by fighting and raquaza stopped them both and guess what? GROUDON AND KYOGRE WERENT EVEN IN THERE PRIMAL FORMS POKEMON WIN EZ

How are lions gonna beat a Stelix

They can dynamax due to eternatus

ARCEUS ARCEUS ARCEUS ARCEUS

bro if is not turn based then we about to spam field moves lol ez earthquake water sprout rock slide surf etc etc

Sheer copium. Just legit send a Dialga before the first lion was born and just stomp him out of existence, just use hurricane and draco meteors and earthquakes and not to mention there are literaal healer pokemon. What the fuck will lions do against the creator of pokemon? Oh and let's not mention the fact that Magcargo exists? What about steel types such as ferrothorn? How is a lion going to bite through Metagross steel? How are they gonna handle telekinesis or even mega pokemon?

Lions would kill wach other too so all Pokémon and all lions work together or none otherwise it doesnt make any sense

patrick star will fuck em all up by himself

Arceus is god

First off no the magcargo would not cause everything to burn like sure he would be hot and cause fires but his INTERNAL temp in higher than the SURFACE of the sun and magcargo is small like really small for a pokemon plus scientists have created temps higher than the sun in labs before and it did not ignite the planet also about the hariama sure the claps are powerful but the smart pokemon like alakazam and mewtew would make strat to tell hariama not to clap but bo other moves and now the yveltal would not die and cause more death for the pokemon and lets not start on the sea pokemon like kyogre. And wailord. The big cats could not be able to reach them and sence the lions will keep fighting no matter what. Even if all the land and flying types die the water pokemon would just be chilling and the lions would drown themselves and the lightning stuff sure some flying types would die but zapdos is a lightning type himself and rayqauza can go to SPACE so pokemon gg ez

God would remove all lions

You're wrong

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Good argument of friendly fire, but I think the lions would die first in the crossfire.

is this video serious? not good with this type of stuff

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