Why Apple? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) - Testing my webpage on various OS' via Browserstack 

I've got a problem that my webpage won't load on iOS. It works on every other operating system I've tried.
I've come to the conclusion that it's when the Javascript music player loads that the poor iOS device don't want to live..
I can't understand why though.
Why can't Apple just follow standards?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
In the meantime I'm trying to find what's wrong I've turned off the music player completely for iOS users. Sigh..
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