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Why are more and more men sticking things up their bottoms? 

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A discussion of a fascinating new paper, " Rectal Foreign Bodies in Older Men"
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@user-kw9hg9o
@user-kw9hg9o 3 месяца назад
Women are from Venus, men are from Uranus
@niallfitzpatrick6568
@niallfitzpatrick6568 3 месяца назад
Gay men. The rest of us are Martians lol
@tenbear5
@tenbear5 3 месяца назад
🤣
@rheinhartsilvento2576
@rheinhartsilvento2576 3 месяца назад
😂😂😅
@mikerude5073
@mikerude5073 3 месяца назад
I'm from Earth. See that sign on my lawn? It clearly statesc "no aliens". Take your probe with you. This planet is mine.
@niallfitzpatrick6568
@niallfitzpatrick6568 3 месяца назад
@@mikerude5073 Unless like you, l and anyone with a brain cell are that way inclined. They'd probably enjoy that and colonscopies!
@c3bhm
@c3bhm 3 месяца назад
Professor Dutton is NOT a degenerate, and thusly has only ONE tattoo, which is posted just above his posterior nethers and reads "EXIT ONLY".
@shaunpatrick8345
@shaunpatrick8345 3 месяца назад
I heard he had a W on each cheek so that when he bent over it read "wow".
@JosephusAurelius
@JosephusAurelius 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@elathiaskade7311
@elathiaskade7311 3 месяца назад
In Old English calligraphy font, to be sure
@smnaotrt
@smnaotrt 3 месяца назад
I like goils
@ShimobeSama
@ShimobeSama 3 месяца назад
Well, people walk into exits all the time when they're lost and simply walk back out. If they're really lost and have Alzheimer's or dementia they might walk in and out over and over again for an extended period of time.
@the51project
@the51project 3 месяца назад
As far as I am concerned, it is simply homosexuality through the back door.
@juliusevola2801
@juliusevola2801 3 месяца назад
Astaghfirullah
@allseeingotto2912
@allseeingotto2912 3 месяца назад
Pun intended
@the51project
@the51project 3 месяца назад
@@allseeingotto2912 I only write highly analysed sentences.
@CAL1MBO
@CAL1MBO 3 месяца назад
😭 analysed
@kkenny70
@kkenny70 3 месяца назад
😂😂
@Ibian666
@Ibian666 3 месяца назад
"are you ready for the future of the west" has never sounded so ominous.
@vigilantejesus9010
@vigilantejesus9010 3 месяца назад
"The more intelligent men would put more unusual items up their bottom." - Ed Dutton
@the.parks.of.no.return
@the.parks.of.no.return 3 месяца назад
The more unusual the item , the more intelligent ?
@wolverine005
@wolverine005 3 месяца назад
If I stick a cactus up my arse will I finally achieve triple digit IQ?
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
A Darwinian event! The truly smart put things that they can take back out. The Idiocracy can score Darwin Awards.
@superscatboy
@superscatboy 3 месяца назад
Dinner party tip: Make sure you've always got a rare and unusual artifact protruding from the back of your trousers, to show the other guests that you're an intellectual.
@GenXWoman
@GenXWoman 3 месяца назад
😂😂
@terrytibbs6687
@terrytibbs6687 3 месяца назад
You said “up their arses” 487 times 👏🏻
@godislove8740
@godislove8740 2 месяца назад
in gematria tha produces a number 2, very nearly.
@BigBenn2014
@BigBenn2014 3 месяца назад
I’m only 59 so it sounds like I’ve still got something in life to look forward to.
@xenobob2773
@xenobob2773 3 месяца назад
Its never too late to shove something up there!
@BigBenn2014
@BigBenn2014 3 месяца назад
@@xenobob2773😂😂🌂🍩
@PeterTaviawkNews
@PeterTaviawkNews 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JEKAZOL
@JEKAZOL 3 месяца назад
See you in the cucumber aisle.
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
You made it to age 59 without getting tested for prostate cancer?
@n0vitski
@n0vitski 3 месяца назад
Prof. Dutton, i'm blaming you for the changes the title of this video will bring to my youtube recommendations.
@thorragnarok1309
@thorragnarok1309 3 месяца назад
😂
@corystarkiller
@corystarkiller 3 месяца назад
Just delete it from your Watch History.
@shaunpatrick8345
@shaunpatrick8345 3 месяца назад
It's very simple. While dressing, I slipped and fell, and discovered I had engulfed a wine bottle which had been left on the floor.
@Daimo83
@Daimo83 3 месяца назад
Accidents happen mate.
@rheinhartsilvento2576
@rheinhartsilvento2576 3 месяца назад
How ARE you dude....?
@xenobob2773
@xenobob2773 3 месяца назад
Better than 3 Sharwarmas with extra Tahini and apple slices.
@mylovemachine
@mylovemachine 3 месяца назад
Little Britain!
@mercychoke4475
@mercychoke4475 3 месяца назад
💀😆🃏
@coopertime147
@coopertime147 3 месяца назад
I admire the self control of these men to wait until age 60-80 to do this
@joesashiify
@joesashiify 2 месяца назад
Biden & friends?
@lachlank.8270
@lachlank.8270 2 месяца назад
​@@joesashiify joe couldn't find his own arse if he wanted to
@theherbilgerbil2029
@theherbilgerbil2029 3 месяца назад
A nurse who works in A&E said a guy came in with the head of a garden gnome stuck up his ouchy. 30 min later Another guy came into the same A&E with "the same problem". And they both swore they didn't know each other..
@TruthTiger
@TruthTiger 3 месяца назад
Lmfao
@Arginne
@Arginne 2 месяца назад
A gnome 😂 I’m done with these weirdos
@theherbilgerbil2029
@theherbilgerbil2029 2 месяца назад
@@Arginne yup.. A gnome.. "pointy hat and all"
@persephonemaeve2704
@persephonemaeve2704 2 месяца назад
They were definitely gnome to each other.
@mjh5437
@mjh5437 2 месяца назад
I was expecting the second man to have the gnome body inside him,as if they were playing some kind of gay "Daisy Chain" and the gnomey neck snapped and left body parts in both of the gnomosexuals.
@superscatboy
@superscatboy 3 месяца назад
My sister works in A&E, and informs me that such incidents are observably on the increase, and "I slipped and fell on it" is still a favourite excuse.
@kungfutzu3779
@kungfutzu3779 3 месяца назад
what else is there?
@johnrockwell5834
@johnrockwell5834 3 месяца назад
I slipped and fell into my mistress.
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038 2 месяца назад
That is interesting considering that now there are lots of "butt" toys specifically designed for purpose in recent years.
@matriputra2624
@matriputra2624 3 месяца назад
Despite his protestations that he is compelled by his nature to investigate curiosities, I think Prof Dutton has a keen eye for click-bait titles!
@nickkorkodylas5005
@nickkorkodylas5005 3 месяца назад
Despite his protestations he is compelled by his nature to investigate prostatetions.
@n0odles86
@n0odles86 3 месяца назад
It's not clickbait if the video is about the title.
@Laotzu.Goldbug
@Laotzu.Goldbug 3 месяца назад
​@@n0odles86indeed
@katiejon17
@katiejon17 3 месяца назад
The title matched the content of the video. What do you think “click-bait” means?
@DavidPetti-st3sf
@DavidPetti-st3sf 3 месяца назад
Im so glad you were able to get to the bottom of this.
@Dlweta57
@Dlweta57 2 месяца назад
Bottom of the barrel reply
@speakupriseup4549
@speakupriseup4549 3 месяца назад
An epidemic of blokes "slipping over in the shower" 😂
@annagodsave5402
@annagodsave5402 3 месяца назад
My great-uncle always swore by a William III silver candlestick, or sometimes a small and discrete Ming vase; then again, he was always the one of the most elegant of my family.
@KauhuSom
@KauhuSom 3 месяца назад
The cut into the ending " are you ready for the future of the west" fits here perfectly
@aoxy87
@aoxy87 3 месяца назад
The Chinese like to do this.
@kungfutzu3779
@kungfutzu3779 3 месяца назад
unlike some of the objects mentioned in the video...
@crapmalls
@crapmalls 3 месяца назад
This is the quality content i signed up for
@SkinwalkerFarm
@SkinwalkerFarm 2 месяца назад
I went to the Doctor the other day and said Doctor every time I wipe my arse I find a postage stamp from Costa Rica on the toilet paper, He took a look and said, they're not postage stamps Sir they are the stickers of the Banana...
@tonywright8294
@tonywright8294 2 месяца назад
Is that true ?
@SkinwalkerFarm
@SkinwalkerFarm 2 месяца назад
@@tonywright8294 Ha Ha no it's a joke I stole from the late Cornish comedian Jethro...
@mrt3946
@mrt3946 3 месяца назад
Totally brilliant. One of the best channels on RU-vid.
@myrddrral
@myrddrral 3 месяца назад
"Published in the annals of"... Oh, boy, the laughter started right there.
@lachlank.8270
@lachlank.8270 2 месяца назад
Truly an annus horribilis for us all
@Phil_597
@Phil_597 14 дней назад
And of course it's a doctor Wang... Is this a real study? lol
@oldbird-zm8qt
@oldbird-zm8qt 3 месяца назад
Doctor - "good heavens, you've got a vibrator stuck in there. I'll have to use a muscle relaxer to get it out. Patient - " I was just hoping you could change the batteries ".
@crapmalls
@crapmalls 3 месяца назад
Theyre not. Bathroom floors are getting more slippery
@bootstrapperwilson7687
@bootstrapperwilson7687 2 месяца назад
@crapmalls We have a winner! Funniest comment of the month.
@Constantine-the-Great2000
@Constantine-the-Great2000 3 месяца назад
My lack of "openness" it must be an indication of my low intelligence.
@fletcherchristian6522
@fletcherchristian6522 3 месяца назад
We have reached peak click bait. And I for one am here for it.
@niallfitzpatrick6568
@niallfitzpatrick6568 3 месяца назад
#MeToo 😂
@viron6734
@viron6734 3 месяца назад
I know a dude who is addicted to prostate massage. It's almost cost him his marriage, but he won't stop.
@ramlord6669
@ramlord6669 3 месяца назад
😂😂
@gonsonandenschinder
@gonsonandenschinder 3 месяца назад
Damn he could just get his wife a strap-on, easy fix
@floycewhite6991
@floycewhite6991 3 месяца назад
Buy him an electric bull semen stimulator for Christmas.
@novitrix9671
@novitrix9671 2 месяца назад
How the fuckndoes something like that 'cost a marriage'??? Can't the partner just lend a hand?
@ramlord6669
@ramlord6669 2 месяца назад
@@novitrix9671 🤔...😈...😂😂
@peznino1
@peznino1 3 месяца назад
More women than men end up in A&E by far for this sort of thing. Never mentions that of course. It goes against his narrative.
@StarBoyyX
@StarBoyyX 3 месяца назад
Just commented this , the rate for women must be astronomical, nhs is crumbling 😂
@Georgieastra
@Georgieastra 3 месяца назад
That may well be true but I suspect that the insertion was usually at the behest and indeed insistentce of their various gentlemen callers🫣
@XanaxMilf
@XanaxMilf 3 месяца назад
Well duh it’s because it’s expect for women to recieve so we expect there will be women putting sex toys in there. The thing that brings the attention is that MEN are doing it. Men usually penetrate so it comes to a big surprise and concern when we hear men are putting things inside themselves sexually it’s not typical. Not everything has a malicious narrative
@wtfronsson
@wtfronsson 3 месяца назад
Parasites can change people's s preferences. In multiple ways. It's very important to not ignore the effect. If there's an increasing trend like this, then one must also ask is there some change in parasite infections.
@freecat1278
@freecat1278 3 месяца назад
"I was cleaning the kid's room/making a salad whilst naked." It all begins with men doing women's chores.
@fl-ri-
@fl-ri- 3 месяца назад
If you lived alone would you not cook or clean because they're women's chores?
@freecat1278
@freecat1278 3 месяца назад
@@fl-ri- Not naked.
@rheinhartsilvento2576
@rheinhartsilvento2576 3 месяца назад
​@@freecat1278😂😅
@jacksonguillory8114
@jacksonguillory8114 3 месяца назад
​@freecat1278 you win the internet for today lmao
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
"I fell on it" stories always make me laugh.
@cb-7422
@cb-7422 3 месяца назад
I’d wager that preparing all these videos must be a pain in the arse.
@TruckerJenkins82
@TruckerJenkins82 3 месяца назад
On Wednesday, I had my 2nd dose of stem cells injected up my bottom for Crohn's disease. The pain I'm in right now is incredible, it's all made me realise I could never be ghey. The funniest part of all this is that I've had more money injected into my arse these past 5 years than the cost of my farmhouse and adjoining acre of land.
@ivan_says_hi
@ivan_says_hi 3 месяца назад
Praying for your ass 🙏
@through-faith-alone
@through-faith-alone 3 месяца назад
God help you dude
@Jonathan-Shadow
@Jonathan-Shadow 3 месяца назад
@@through-faith-aloneG0d doesn’t help anyone lmao.
@through-faith-alone
@through-faith-alone 3 месяца назад
@@Jonathan-Shadow shut up
@through-faith-alone
@through-faith-alone 3 месяца назад
@@Jonathan-Shadow God help you too
@OpEditorial
@OpEditorial 3 месяца назад
Listening to a stuffy proper English gentleman describing a rising statistical trend in embarrassing degenerate behaviour in such a scientific and matter-of-fact way is definitely making the top 10 videos I've watched today.
@cannz9134
@cannz9134 3 месяца назад
There's a missing sample group who did the same stuff as the others but didn't end up in hospital. The amount of people in this group is unknown, along with which objects were selected for anal infraction
@journeytoform
@journeytoform 3 месяца назад
And we call that survivorship bias, funny enough.
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
People smart enough to buy toys from?the adult toy store.
@RippDrive
@RippDrive 3 месяца назад
Perhaps people aren't putting more things in their asses. They're just getting worse at it?
@harjad9546
@harjad9546 3 месяца назад
Probably objects intended for the cavity bought from adult shops by people clever enough and not sexually repressed enough.
@donaldgoodwin4759
@donaldgoodwin4759 3 месяца назад
As an American, I enjoyed this video simply for the opportunity to hear Professor Dutton say "up their AWSS" multiple times
@elisekuby2009
@elisekuby2009 3 месяца назад
The stories from doctors and nurses at the ER were gobsmacking. Sometimes hilarious. Neon light tubes that the dude fell on in the shower. Coke bottles that created a vacuum, etc.
@MichaelGarland
@MichaelGarland 3 месяца назад
Folding umbrellas were popular in the late 90`s.
@richardcrook2112
@richardcrook2112 3 месяца назад
Or when they shine a torch up there and see two eyes staring back, like in the famous Richard Gere case.
@JBplumbing12
@JBplumbing12 3 месяца назад
@@MichaelGarland Anal sex for men and women, particularly encouraging women to do it digitally or with dildos to men, was heavily promoted in women's magazines during the late 1980s and 1990s.
@elisekuby2009
@elisekuby2009 3 месяца назад
@@MichaelGarland Whaaaaaaaaaa...?
@scottcharney1091
@scottcharney1091 3 месяца назад
"Million to one, doc!"
@scott555
@scott555 3 месяца назад
My favorite part is how before long this will be the most watched clip on Ed's channel.
@lonewolfandcub668
@lonewolfandcub668 3 месяца назад
Just woke up to this. Fantastic lol
@solitarianihilista1454
@solitarianihilista1454 3 месяца назад
Thanks for this. I've been wondering what to do with my UK general election poll card since it arrived.
@WhispersOfTheMoon.
@WhispersOfTheMoon. 3 месяца назад
I have binge-watched so many videos of this channel aover the last months and now I have such a crush on this guy. You, Sir, are a treasure. Thank you.
@johnluiten3686
@johnluiten3686 3 месяца назад
The real hoot in this video is how Dr Dutton runs with it and places a proposed explanation to the phenomena for the audience to consider-all while keeping a straight face. Now there is a sharp mind and keen wit.
@bootstrapperwilson7687
@bootstrapperwilson7687 2 месяца назад
Phenomenon.
@murielbrown3013
@murielbrown3013 3 месяца назад
This confirms for me that there really is no serious link between higher education and IQ...or at least only a weak one. When you learn the types of objects men are using in this manner, the sheer level of risk and danger involved is mind boggling...high IQ?? Methinks not.
@zorandusic7079
@zorandusic7079 3 месяца назад
This could be demonic influence. The spirit realm, the unseem domain, is real.
@Alfred5555
@Alfred5555 3 месяца назад
IQ does not work in the way that self-aggrandising people think. Niether does advanced education.
@GeraltofRivia-12
@GeraltofRivia-12 3 месяца назад
Depends highly on what you actually mean by higher education, is it a STEM degree or gender studies one, results will be different.
@shaunpatrick8345
@shaunpatrick8345 3 месяца назад
​@@Alfred5555apparently, neither do rectums.
@elijahwilson1422
@elijahwilson1422 3 месяца назад
Same sex relationship were certainly more accepted among the highly educated before they ever were the common folks in the West.
@primalwarriormovement5515
@primalwarriormovement5515 3 месяца назад
The Anals of Trans-lational Medicine by Zang WANG...this has to be a joke, right? 😂😂 Thanks for this comedy gold, it has made my day!
@kungfutzu3779
@kungfutzu3779 3 месяца назад
what comedy? this was a very serious anal ysis
@Dlweta57
@Dlweta57 2 месяца назад
I thought too
@murielbrown3013
@murielbrown3013 3 месяца назад
The title of this video alone made me laugh out loud!
@iamgabrielf
@iamgabrielf 3 месяца назад
I was referring to your salad when I asked "do you want cucumber in it."
@ciaranmeeks9431
@ciaranmeeks9431 2 месяца назад
Was it a tossed salad? 😆
@iamgabrielf
@iamgabrielf 2 месяца назад
@@ciaranmeeks9431 I knew I was risking a tossed salad remark when I wrote that.
@Raygun9000
@Raygun9000 3 месяца назад
This looks like a potential gape in the market!
@Michael_Arnold
@Michael_Arnold 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@rainbowghostsplinter
@rainbowghostsplinter 3 месяца назад
Ah, the intellectual content that I subscribed for.
@KarlFredrik
@KarlFredrik 3 месяца назад
Will never understand why some choose brittle materials like glass and light bulbs. Feels like they are playing with fire.
@StarBoyyX
@StarBoyyX 3 месяца назад
Energy saving bulbs that’s why
@apocalypsecreek9818
@apocalypsecreek9818 3 месяца назад
Based on the 1k upvotes and 5 downvotes, at this point, it's safe to assume that 5 men have something stuck up their arse and they don't like being reminded of it and 1000 people find it humorous but glad they aren't number 6.
@AnnetteCurtain-tc4mh
@AnnetteCurtain-tc4mh 3 месяца назад
The common cucumber has been forgotten.
@bootstrapperwilson7687
@bootstrapperwilson7687 2 месяца назад
And corncobs
@AKUJIVALDO
@AKUJIVALDO 2 месяца назад
Probably because it doesn't get stuck much LOL
@annagodsave5402
@annagodsave5402 3 дня назад
Actually, nothing beats a marrow.
@slimynaut
@slimynaut 3 месяца назад
Now this is science
@axeman2638
@axeman2638 2 месяца назад
there seems to be something fundamentally wrong in this world that so many people are doing this.
@midnightteapot5633
@midnightteapot5633 3 месяца назад
Cucumber ,spray can and bottle, thank you for not holding up a Hampster.
@scottdabbers8145
@scottdabbers8145 3 месяца назад
Surely these activities wouldn’t help the old social credit score
@Jonathan-Shadow
@Jonathan-Shadow 3 месяца назад
-1500 Soc IAL cr3 dIT SC ore (YT cen s0rs all these words).
@truthmerchant1
@truthmerchant1 3 месяца назад
They'll probably get DEI bonus points.
@Jonathan-Shadow
@Jonathan-Shadow 3 месяца назад
@@truthmerchant1 my comment keeps getting deleted mentioned the S credit SCore lol.
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038 2 месяца назад
@@truthmerchant1 Rather doubt DEI is a thing in China.
@Spikeinca23.
@Spikeinca23. 3 месяца назад
I don't think I have laughed so much on a Saturday morning.
@troyohenry3165
@troyohenry3165 3 месяца назад
Thanks, Ed! You've taken the hit for us once again!!
@iamgabrielf
@iamgabrielf 3 месяца назад
This gives a completely new meaning to "plug in the light bulb."
@ZappyOh
@ZappyOh 3 месяца назад
Self-stimulation in public places ... that is what this is. Modern indecent exposure, sans exposure.
@danielkaspar4572
@danielkaspar4572 3 месяца назад
If these guys are so "Educated," how come they don't know that one never goes into something without an exit strategy?
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
Perhaps they can't outsmart their desire to take risks? I think about how many otherwise well educated people can go to Las Vegas and lose a fortune.
@smorrow
@smorrow 3 месяца назад
I would guess that anything is insertable if you put it in a sock first (gives you something to pull on to get it back out) and then the entire assembly in a condom so it's smooth - and that this should not be hard to come up with. What am I missing here?
@themainediverschannel4495
@themainediverschannel4495 2 месяца назад
This guy making this video must be a professional analytical analist. Exit only! Thank you very much!
@sherbear8286
@sherbear8286 3 месяца назад
It is a growing problem, indeed. Disgusting.
@holdfast453
@holdfast453 2 месяца назад
I haven’t laughed with tears in my eyes for a long time. I don’t know if you are a heretic, but you are a jolly hilarious geezer
@walmartgolem
@walmartgolem 3 месяца назад
Ed goes where angels fear to tread.
@rich1701
@rich1701 3 месяца назад
This brought a tear to my eye
@draoi99
@draoi99 3 месяца назад
Back in the 90s I knew an A&E nurse who told us about all of this.
@floycewhite6991
@floycewhite6991 3 месяца назад
I knew a ward clerk who told me.
@frankopanklaric
@frankopanklaric 3 месяца назад
"Are you ready for the future of the west?"
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
Whenever some alt righter says XYZ is destroying the white and western population, I just point to the "eastern and yellow" population.
@StarBoyyX
@StarBoyyX 3 месяца назад
@@skylinefeverthey are
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
@@StarBoyyX I find it humorous that red China ended the one child law and told people to have 3 kids. There are few takers.
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 3 месяца назад
... Love is love!
@francishartley
@francishartley 2 месяца назад
My wife was a nurse for 40 years. She did ER and she said that this happened frequently
@thormidthagahast8914
@thormidthagahast8914 3 месяца назад
The doctor should refuse to remove these items. Let their boyfriend remove it.
@sniedendepoes
@sniedendepoes 3 месяца назад
It’s mostly straight men
@stuiley424
@stuiley424 3 месяца назад
@@sniedendepoesallegedly straight might be a better term.😂
@isambo400
@isambo400 3 месяца назад
@@sniedendepoesno it aint
@IOverlord
@IOverlord 3 месяца назад
​​@@stuiley424Straight up their ass apparently
@MimiRAM0NE
@MimiRAM0NE 3 месяца назад
​@@sniedendepoesStraight men don't put things in their asses.
@lynseypringle9585
@lynseypringle9585 3 месяца назад
Oh Ed! I laughed solidly for the first minute. 🤣🤣 I love your content, thank you 🫶🏽
@lat-roc9733
@lat-roc9733 3 месяца назад
I cant wait for the next study on Lonking
@vorynrosethorn903
@vorynrosethorn903 3 месяца назад
It is China centred because they had the balls to actually question the issue, if you know any doctors they will tell you that it isn't an infrequent thing here in the west, clearly our doctors don't feel comfortable raising the issue. The education correlation is probably just that more educated men are the most gay.
@good1day726
@good1day726 3 месяца назад
Good point.
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038 3 месяца назад
Because learning, reading, writing and thinking are gay ?
@floycewhite6991
@floycewhite6991 3 месяца назад
Because the poor can't afford secondary school or college... or hospital care in China. Why do you think there's the poop guy on U Tub commercials who keeps insisting there's 20 pounds of undigested poo up their arses?
@brianbadonde8700
@brianbadonde8700 3 месяца назад
family man politician public apology : "while using the public urinal I turned and slipped on a glacier mint and accidentally entered a Brazilian gentleman who happened to be tying his shoes "
@StarBoyyX
@StarBoyyX 3 месяца назад
Id sue the council for that mate , least you can do considering all the holes that they leave in the road laying there open and un filled , god help us if labour or conservative or any other left wing party of camp incels gets in . Cheerio
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038
@bitey-facepuppyguy2038 2 месяца назад
@@StarBoyyX Your right. The left is known for it's spending cuts and austerity.......they will not invest in roads.
@dannypaterson888
@dannypaterson888 3 месяца назад
This is common enough that hospitals have their own euphemisms to describe this according to the region or even the individual hospital.
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
I heard that hospital break room stories are hilarious.
@xv614
@xv614 3 месяца назад
"It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one."
@xrfa7422
@xrfa7422 3 месяца назад
My guess is some of these guys just do this out of boredom.
@NoContextRDH
@NoContextRDH 3 месяца назад
Answer: the rampant rise and habitual use of certain websites that warp the brain.
@kyrman6038
@kyrman6038 3 месяца назад
My mate is a doctor and they call them "Eiffel Injuries". As in "I fell".
@sirguy6678
@sirguy6678 3 месяца назад
“If this happens to you- you need two things- and two things quickly! A pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret. “ Dave Attell
@miltonbates6425
@miltonbates6425 3 месяца назад
It's the feminization of men through the endocrine disruptors that have polluted the food supply (primarily the ubiquity of seed oils that contain natural endocrine disruptors, and chemical fertilizers, herbicides, insecticides, and fungicides in the food supply)
@StarBoyyX
@StarBoyyX 3 месяца назад
Turning frogs gay (facts)
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
Everything is made in China, using lead and cadmium.
@mataform
@mataform 3 месяца назад
'Aerosol cans - with or without the lids.' I was laughing iso much n the cafe I sprayed my friend ! OMG this is funny. Its his delivery that does it.
@NoahRevoy
@NoahRevoy 2 месяца назад
The research for producing this video was long, thick and hard.
@TardyGater73
@TardyGater73 3 месяца назад
In the early eighties a German soldier was rushed to hosptial with a hand grenade jammed up his orifice. It was some kind of 'rite of passage' for young recruits. (Pun not intended).
@kungfutzu3779
@kungfutzu3779 3 месяца назад
how to get it out without accidentally pulling the pin
@ballshippin3809
@ballshippin3809 3 месяца назад
I wonder if professor Dutton has ever watched 1 man 1 jar
@WillyEckaslike
@WillyEckaslike 3 месяца назад
did it break?
@ballshippin3809
@ballshippin3809 3 месяца назад
​@@WillyEckaslikeIt's why the video is famous in the first place
@peterrevens8454
@peterrevens8454 3 месяца назад
@@ballshippin3809 After healing up he began this practice again.
@benjaminl429
@benjaminl429 3 месяца назад
Shhh don't mention one man one cup too loud or Canada will add it to their list of protected genders.
@skoto8219
@skoto8219 3 месяца назад
some lore: it appeared on ef*kt first because the creator of the video was a fan of the site and sent it in himself
@traviswolff4687
@traviswolff4687 3 месяца назад
Bless you, sir. Thank you for your service. Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated.
@williammiller8317
@williammiller8317 3 месяца назад
It’s an exit, not an entrance! 😡
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
Every hole is a goal.
@nobbynoris
@nobbynoris 22 дня назад
There should be a public service announcement about this on the 6 o' clock news because this clearly an epidemic and the public deserve to be warned.
@gonnfishy2987
@gonnfishy2987 2 месяца назад
I’d say they do it because it feels good. However because it is behind them, there is clearly a lack of foresight
@baserad3970
@baserad3970 3 месяца назад
Are you ready for the future of the west?!
@skylinefever
@skylinefever 3 месяца назад
Since this comes from China, are you suggesting the east is the future of the west?
@wroot1
@wroot1 3 месяца назад
ah great. just what i need on a Saturday morning
@rezlogan4787
@rezlogan4787 3 месяца назад
One study I found indicates that openness correlates with BOTH higher intelligence AND psychopathology. So, openness alone is not an unconditionally helpful trait.
@BertPreast
@BertPreast 3 месяца назад
I am minded of the Scrubs episode where they have a string of people saying "I fell on it", and then one bloke who's like "eh, I was bored" :D
@kondition-kode-nine
@kondition-kode-nine 3 месяца назад
Hey! Let's not joke about domestic accidents! Slippage can provoke internal entry! Any fule no this!
@kungfutzu3779
@kungfutzu3779 3 месяца назад
they had an "ass tray" on the reception counter. filled with all the "lost property" from up there
@DirtySanchez943
@DirtySanchez943 3 месяца назад
You are such a kind man doing God 💙 work by covering this burning 🔥 topic that so many of us are interested in...Thank you for being so thorough in your explaining of variety of objects that get stuck in our bottoms by accident or pleasure 😊😊😊
@whiteshark0000
@whiteshark0000 3 месяца назад
I agree ......this has become a blight on civilization just last Saturday night here we had a guy present to A@E with a 70 horse power outboard stuck up his rear ...he tried to tell the attending physician he "accidentally " sat on it but I'm gonna say it was deliberate...it's kind of a mass formation insertion psychosis
@monicaaf4410
@monicaaf4410 3 месяца назад
Then: "Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out" Now: "Don't be so open-minded that you end up with something stuck in your ass" 😂
@bertieschitz-peas429
@bertieschitz-peas429 3 месяца назад
I'm sure it's people who are accident prone, they fell off the throne and impaled themselves or fell out of bed onto a cucumber they kept by the bed for a midnight snack, could happen to anyone. Lots of elderly die getting dressed of a morning...
@joebloggs5318
@joebloggs5318 6 дней назад
Since the 1990s every nurse I worked with had at least one story about somebody coming into Casualty to have something pulled out of their arse.
@jean_mollycutpurse_winchester
@jean_mollycutpurse_winchester 3 месяца назад
I miss the closet. The puppets are revolting.
@uruk_bye1232
@uruk_bye1232 3 месяца назад
"To be honest I...I don't think it's on" absolutely sent me 🤣
@reginaldgraves1684
@reginaldgraves1684 3 месяца назад
Hilarious! I can see a wine bottle being involved but that spray can can't be, it is too big!
@tragedy-and-comedy
@tragedy-and-comedy 2 месяца назад
… and this my friends was today’s entertainment 🤣
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