Why Boyfriends ALWAYS Lose Arguments | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy 

Same. I’m over here debating with myself 🤦🏻‍♀️🤔

I sent to my lady... No hesitation.. it's relatable and funny... Just send it.. lol

Right😭

I sent it while he's next to me sleeping. It will be a good way to start his morning lol

Hahaha same girl

Modern problems require modern solutions 😂

My man!

Wise words.

Big brain time

IQ levels in the thousands

Facts🙏

Eaxctly. Its not worth the energy especially if ur in a situation were ur just chasing a draw.

Literal waste of energy & time.

It's actually true

You sir are correct!

So who sleeps on the couch?

@@insanemang9983 me lmao

So that's why lesbians are always in a bad mood

@@garrettlink9090 lesbians are just girls wo can't get guys so makes sense

@@redphoenix9468 well, look how happy gay men always are, whats missing from their lives? Look how moody lesbians always are, what's missing from their lives?? Lol

Get sum balls.

Same

Same

JUST DO IT!

Do it

Literally😂😂😂

God i love that rant

Man that was epic stand up

PilloTheStar 🤣🤣🤣

Bill Burr is DAT NIGGA. My fave comedian

H M do what

H M that doesn’t answer my question bruh women do what get in trouble

H M you are just fucking ignorant lmao women do what cheat? get cheated on?

H M i’m not trolling lmao your comment didn’t make any fucking sense

@@ilpahlm9797 tf?

😂😂😂

Good one😂

Honestly, looking for this comment🤣🤣🤣

We found THE comment

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first comment??? you posted this a year ago

That watormallonbollon

That's actually happened to me! My wife has also woken up pissed because I wouldn't make her a grilled cheese sandwich... in a dream.

The truth tends to be funny. Lol

ngl, went to bed being in a relationship, woke up single.

It's actually a pretty common joke

@@blitzy7961 tis no joke sir. In my experience I'd rather not deal with another in my dream you and cheated on my and get mad.

One way ticket to death

😂🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👌

Her: "So you have chosen... DEATH."

i literally answers her with that everytime😂

Lol

Do you blame her? First you barge in other people's dreams without their consent and then you get the nerve to cheat on them in their own dreams? If you're gona do nasty things do them in your own dreams, otherwise you're just being willfully disrespectful

@@gasanafred2264 Nah I don't blame her bro.....bitches be crazy!

@Liam O’Neil I have taken sir Liam's wise thoughts to my mind.

BBB. Bitches be bonkers!!!

Wtf 🤣

My high ass is also named Nathan Drake

my sober ass thought that too

Yaaa me too😂

You're definitely drunk then

My high ass didnt notice the shadow til you said something

What did she said?

@@mmor7380 you do realize you replied to a comment from 2 years ago right? How in the hell am I supposed to remember 💀💀💀💀

@@zrl1017 haha...

@@sfyn2755 he dead

@@zrl1017 Lmao😂😂😂

pretty gutsy doing sets like this, lotta women wont laugh @ it, lotta their men who brought em too scared to as well 😅

@Sean S. i think its like folded in half laughing, like how u crease a piece of paper 😁

Wincing may be a better word? 😕

*South London MLE dialect* Crease Verb To laugh..... Hard

What were you creasing? Your balls? Your wrinkled skin? Creasing?!

only half bad 333 lol same here but I had the same dream too, it was with her best friend

@@Djzen312 Lol. Niiccee

Same

Yea, been there, but I'm an idiot and don't know when to not blurt out the first funny thing that comes to mind so my immediate response, "You probably deserved it" AS A JOKE. SAID IT AS A JOKE. Still know most people wouldn't find it funny, but I figure if she's saying absurd shit, I can too for a laugh right? Nope. Slept on the couch for a month after that. Wasn't even mad. I bought that couch knowing I'd do something dumb and end up sleeping on it some day. It's comfortable as shit and some of the best sleep ever. 8 years later, I'm better keeping stupid shit in my head, but not by much.

The Never Mind For what it’s worth I thought I’d was funny

Yeah

Woke morons are ruining everything and actually not solving the problems they set out to address.

mona p get an attitude adjustment then

@Levek I cackled...maybe this is why I'm 20 and never been in a relationship 😂😂...maybe I do need an attitude adjustment Edit: and so you know I'm using sarcasm...men need attitude adjustments too yall ain't fooling nobody

How would you. Y’all never do anything wrong.

@@grumpee8432 are you talking about me or generally... because i can tell you now women do wrong. We can cheat, and lie just like any man in a relationship. We do plenty of wrong. But for me since I've never been in a relationship I chalk it up to the men I meet not wanting to be in a monogamous and serious relationship I dont play that friends with benefits ish

@@destinyx4385 it was sarcasm

@@dude371121 lmao

kami nova Okay but like the whole "you cheated on me in a dream" thing doesn't actually happen right? Like I've heard people use that situation as a joke, but there's no way girls actually get mad about that shit right?

@@JG124_ you'd be surprised by the levels of irrational people can get

JG124 unfortunately it REALLY happens..

JG124 no it happens. I’ll never understand where it comes from

Same I'm aware of the crazy shit that comes out of my mouth 😂.

Truth! Thank goodness for being self aware. Sometimes (!!!!) it actually stops me from saying or doing something stupid. If not, then it’s a good laugh later.

it's funny until toxicity builds up and accumulates and he leaves u... which I hope he did. Being self-aware really only makes it worse, bc ur choosing to make ur partner's life harder. Hope u got some growth in the meantime

@@brunolopes2205 ... being self aware is how you proactively choose to prevent it and work on it... also, no he didn't. I don't make his life harder, nor he mine. He was also laughing. It was light hearted.

@@littl3ica4us9 Glad to hear this! Being unapologetically crazy is something that guys would never get away with, so it was tough reading your first comment. But I'm glad you use your self-awareness to improve just like most guys have to :)

Melatonin gave me extreme night terrors, him cheating in a dream is so much better than a dream of his harem of bitches stalking and chasing you down before beating you to death. Melatonin night terrors be like that

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No doubt I LMFAO on that one

Overly animate gestures and uses the word bitch too much. Andrew 1000 times better.

@@ImDino nah this guys deliver isnt very good his. Screams too much. His voice isnt very entertaining to hear

@@khalifwriter.7765 Oml get over yourself "MoMmY He UsEd ThE wOrD BiTcH To MuCh"

The entire basis of this joke was stolen from Bill Burr stand up, i dunno how no one’s noticed

This was taken straight from bill burr

Same 😭

It would've been worse if the relationship continued and you got married. You dodged a bullet there my guy

They just wanna like 12 year old and then never take any accountability because they have been told thier life "you perfect little princesses who do no wrong " that's why they rarely apologise

Or maaaaaybe you should stop trying to 'win' in a fight and find resolutions together instead....this 'you against me' mentality (on both sides) ist killing relationships

I’m honestly hoping you find somebody else that’s better for you tbh. ✌️

​@@MsDangerousCupcakeyeah I'm pretty immature with my parents and I'm a guy. Sometimes they don't want to be told they're wrong. They know they are.

Lmaoo

Sowr get the fuck out of here with that shit. Embrace it?? Nah bro, men are not taking that shit anymore. If we want EQUALITY then some immature woman will have to be act like grown ups when it comes to arguments. If you see a bitch saying it’s something they would do then you need to stop her ass for doing it. That shit is lame as hell man

@@TheGhostofFarCry Are you serious? I know this was 5 months ago, but could you tell me your reasoning? How do you "embrace" something like that? It's really difficult and painful. It breaks people. I've seen it. Maybe I'm missing something, but I want to be explained to.

@@TheGhostofFarCry but I'm asking "how does someone embrace it?" And why should anyone want to embrace it? I'm not trying to be crass. I really am looking for an answer.

@@TheSecondBeef im a female that agrees

I need that... I want a "woman" but the majority of people are girls who never grew up in some way or another. It's exhausting... everything is exhausting 😅

@@topsecret5110 lmao. Thats so funny. Cuz im the opposite. Every guy i meet seems to be a child. I mean...granted nobody is perfect and we all got issues....but theres just some immaturities that r a major turnoff.

@@VioletIsBulletproof You know what? I believe you. I think we generally have to wait until our mid 30s to find someone who's been through life enough to maintain a healthy level of self-awareness

@@topsecret5110 yeah. Getting older, more experienced and wiser. I def matured early on in some ways, but was super niave in other ways. So we all have varities in our maturity level.

@@VioletIsBulletproof No, I get it. I feel the same way about that too. There are definitely things that I've noticed about people that I find stunningly childish but I also realised that I'm a baby some regards. Everyone misses something. I think that being willing to grow is a good indicator of someone who's become wiser.

Than their girlfriends tell them, they did the right thing... You forgot to complete mate

@@RedJackWZ Thanks.👍🏾

The ones with a little bit of consideration call and ask. Others call to brag to their friends about how they ran over you. I've heard from women themselves that they don't like when guys don't get angry and yell at them. For some strange reason it's boring.

I'm the friend that's called 😂

@@libraalibaba The human mind prefers conflict over boredom. In other words, they're bored in their relationship and want something to get "excited" about. Another reason could be that they don't like the lack of confrontation. For example (I didn't date the guy but it was still weird), I knew a guy who would act like everything was fine when I did something that bothered him. I didn't know it bothered him until one of his "friends" told me he was talking shit behind my back. This might be an extreme example because guy would also tell lies about other people. It's sad because he's around 30, but acts like a middle school girl with jealousy issues.

It's almost as if they are npcs 🤔

it seems more and more likely that we are trapped in VR the more I think about this sentence. I mean if most of the girls in the universe were actually npcs it would make sense. There are more girls existing in the world - meaning they will always out number us, they can always keep an eye on us, if one fail to trap a guy in marriage there are billions of others that might be able to succeed. Marriage could be a trap so that we are never alone they are always with us knowing every move we make and some of our thought. Always asking where we were to make sure we aren't conspiring against them. The only reason they would care if we were with another npc is because not all females are npcs and that they will be replaced by another npc ((basically another npc taking their job)) plus it would seem weird if they didn't. Each one is different since not all males like the same thing. Plus it would make since that we would "control" the world. Because if males control the world they would never think for a second that females are playing them and controlling their every action. They would believe they rule when they actual don't it would all be an illusion. Then fighting for equal rights? It only makes sense that they would start demanding equal rights so it doesn't seem weird that they just do what ever we wanted them too willing. It wouldn't seem right. It would be like they were secretly plotting our demise. Plus if you think about it they used to teach man to protect protect women. They pretend to be weak so men fight for them. They made men fight their enemies so they didn't have to. They didn't have to get their hands dirty since we were taught to do it for them. Also happy wife happy life. Think about it shouldn't both sides be happy for a happy life not just the woman? We have to make the npcs happy or maybe they aren't just nps like what if the females trapped us in VR and just check in on us from time to time when they leave and npc takes over that acts similar to them. So when the our female overlords take over the npc they will always have a good time. Making sure we believe the lie and that they still have control. Holy sh*t anyone else remember that one episode of Rick and Morty where Rick and summer went to a planet controlled by women?!? The men thought they ruled ((they were also stupid, mad, and strong)) women had isolated themselves from men and made there own society. The only reason the race survived is because the women used robots to collect the males sperm to create babies. If we are trapped in VR females could be using machines to do exactly that in a similar way. We would be trapped in our own world (that they could end at any time) while they control the real world. Plus it make sense that women will often gain custody of kids so they can control the kids minds. Also all the false rape reports and shit is all because a man or some men actually escaped and this is our punishment the men who got away will have to deal with causing pain for the rest of the males still trapped in VR. Plus there have to be some imperfections in the world otherwise it would seem to good to be true. This world is supposed to be our prison and we're not supposed to enjoy it. Plus it would make sense that many girls play with guys hearts because it is all a game to them none of this is real. Meaning they won't care if they do something that causes pain. It will have no affect on them in the real world and their npc would have to deal with the mess. They just have to make sure it won't blow there cover. Plus another reason why a ton of stuff is happening with the genders is because more and more of our female captives are using the npcs. Something is going on either something bad is happening and they are trying to prevent it, they want us to suffer, or they just want to have fun. As in more of them are finding it more enjoyable to come to this world and unleash hell upon this world. I mean there are girls that feel s*xu@l pleasure by causing men pain ((if you know what I'm talking about)) *whip noise* It makes sense they would want us to suffer we would be like ants to them and they are holding a magnifying glass. Probably some that exists that want things to change do that man aren't suffering but it is likely there is something preventing them from being able to do so. Also we have created working VR what if they are just getting ready to start again. Trap the males deeper inside VR while the rule the world. I mean they are starting to take power so it could be possible they are getting ready to trap us. There would be point in them trapping us in VR within VR remember that episode of Rick and Morty where Rick is trapped in a simulation within a simulation within a simulation. Never ending simulations. We would never know which world is the real one so we would never know if we escaped or not we would just assume we did. There probably is an emergency escape just in case that is linked to death. Kind of like the Holy Grail in India John's there are many to pick from only one will save you and the rest will end you. If this comments goes missing or I die shortly after this then the women have killed me.

... I spent an hour on the message above wow. (Edit: ((I was going to add this but it slipped my mind)) I was going to say this is what happens when I have to much time on my hands but what if that's what we are supposed to think? That we have to keep ourselves busy so that we will never realized our situation. That we are stuck in VR

Then shower dude

@@sparky-xz1nb fuck! this shit is too long to read mate

Depends on if he's mad every hour or mad once at the last 100 you were upset about.

ignorance is a bliss for you huh?

He sent you this cuz he probably saw you act like this one too many times.

Mine too. And I made the mistake of asking "with who". Ended as you think it would.

It's just shallow and pathetic huh?

Caminopreacher 59 😂😂 same thing I would’ve said

Caminopreacher 59 I’d be curious too. At least you can know what level of standards she holds you with.

BROOO! So I use to think only cazy girls think that. Like how can you be mad at someone who in a dream. They aren't the real person. Well, Apparently not! I had a dream that my brother crashed my car, I was pissed. I was mad, that I woke up and was close to Angry crying. However I quickly realized, I don't even have a car so why the fuck am I angry. It an't real!! Its a dream. I felt so bad for my brother because it not his fault but I was still kinda mad. So I just avoided him for like while and let myself feel embarrassed before I told him. So we can see how ridiculous it is. I told a few of my friends this and the guys though it was funny. The girls however told me how they had dreams similar to that. Now most of us don't have the cheating dream because we are all single but usually if someone pissing us off in our dream. Depends on how quickly we see you, we might be mad at you. Its crazy..I don't know if it's just a girl thing. Tell me because honestly this is weird and fascinating.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually call her that. this is a stand up, he could have made up the whole thing for all we know

Diana Sasahara even as a fake story I would have an issue with my partner saying he called me a bitch. He could think I was being a bitch or even say that’s what he thought but to make anyone believe he called me one would set me off. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bitches be mad sensitive lmaooooo it’s just a word especially in urban inner city nigga and bitch loses its profanity as it’s generally just used to refer to a guy or a girl.

Liss2271 you should ignore, dismiss or dump a girl who’s constantly upset wtf who got time to deal with emotionally unstable people?

Johnny Bravo “urban inner city” 😂 I’m from deep East Oakland the fact that you used that terminology to talk about the hood is hilarious. Try not to be such a try hard bro and date whoever you think fits what you’re looking for and if being able to call them out their name is one of them that’s on you, my preference has nothing to do with you and if you’re offended that has everything to do with the security you feel about yourself and your preferences.

That one got me good, and I was already in stitches.

I remember that podcast😂😂

No i didn't

That's some dumb advice.

Lmfao

Ya

"I feel like I'm walking on eggshells around you"

I’m sayinnnn 💀

When you take it a little further, she will forget everything she said up until that point, and now it's my fault. And 5 seconds later, I'm washing dishes. For the 9th time in a row. I was so right... what happened? -Bill Singh (2012-ish + 2019)

ever heard of breaking up

@@olekanuriel9359 sometimes your significant other will do shit that makes you upset, thats just how it works, you dont break up with someone because they made you upset once, if its a ongoing thing thats one thing but 2 months later we are better then we've ever been, not perfect of course but pretty happy, just in that moment i was mad and venting really

@@Snippyyy i thought it was ongoing thing. ofcourse you dont break up because they made you upset one time. i'm glad you fiixed things up, happy for you

Nah, don't bottle it up Talk it out. Tell her how you make her feel but try not to be really antagonizing. If you bottle it up, you'll just lose your mental health and blow up in the process. There are certain things/arguments you can just move on/forgive though. You just gotta know when if any argument is worth winning over for your pride vs saving the relationship..

Interesting Point right there.... I think... its because any EXPERIENCE which is ' Intensely Painful' with the PERSON we have sex with.. and Aquire Pleasure from..... Enters a BITTERSWEET zone of Tickling the mind. As Pain and Pleasure are Two Extreme Opposites of our existence... And reliving that Moment of AGONY with the Person we FUCK!! MAKES us Laugh!

Because we all deal with the same craziness. Men are probably crazy, too.

Men are not probably crazy we just hold off on emotion. We let it build up and then we explode. Women are constantly letting it out. In very small way. We are like explosive devices they are like bio weapons.

Man, I wanted to like your comment but it have like 69 likes. So I'm gonna leave it like as it is

Because it is

@Blessing Osamudiamen winning or losing in an argument doesn't affect me.I'm more focused on winning at the job I do.

I try at first then I just give up. Doesn't happen often though, thankfully

Your name makes you sound like you are a Movie star

I hope you have a better day.

anonymous opinions For real though

My mother once said she dreamt that my dad cheated on her. I only told her it was her brain's fault for dreaming that. Also asked her what she ate before going to bed.

That "idk where that came from" is also in Burr's special but the joke is different so I don't think he stole it but whatever

Eh. When you look at most relationships, you quickly realize that it's all the same bullshit with a different person.

Well if it is true...

Prachetas Nayse gotta find the right one my guy. Takes a hell of a lot of time tho

Relationship issues is real life.

He’s cheating.

Grum Pee 😂😂ok

@@grumpee8432 bro what?

Agreed

only sounds fun for the girls that guilt trip into getting the win in an argument. Everyone can relate so they laugh in comedy shows, but sure aint funny to be in a relationship where you always feel lile you are desarming a bomb.... been there, laughed at this but wouldnt do it again

@@brunolopes2205 I get exactly what you mean, it's honestly so horrible.. I commented this about a year ago and now I've experienced what it's like to be in a relationship with that sort of person. Thanks to communication and work, we've improved our relationship drastically to where we solve things maturely but my god when it was at that point where you feel like you're constantly disarming a bomb, it was torture /:

@@tot.taxi. How did you get to this point though? It would be helpful if you could share how you introduced talking things out with a person that is used to constant arguments.

This right here!!

"annoyed", between irritated and upset. And of course the whole different kettle of fish called "stressed"

Malcolm.X.Machina steals Bill burrs jokes to

@@TheFakeDnice source?

@@casiocurious8744 "bill burr no reason to hit a woman" on youtube. Near the end of the clip

Paul Choudhary is indian Bill Burr.

@Master Devoe of course the delivery is diffenrent. Only a idiot would steal a joke word for word. Its not about the topic, its that the joke about loosing an argument is essentially the same, different wording.

I was literally just trying to figure that out in my head. Like would I rather be sad or frustrated? I think I'm already used to being sad anyway, so... Life is stupid

@@topsecret5110 We don't have to be stupid.

Your mom too?

@@reddsmoke904 sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it

Ujjwal Anand night I recommend Bill Burr’s No reason to hit a woman and how women argue

Liam O’Neil They’re emotional, so they try to get us to be emotional too so we can feel bad, then guilty, apologize, acknowledge that we’re wrong, suck up to them & finally....be generous towards them through gift giving. 🤔 SOUNDS LIKE NARCISSISM TO ME.

@@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat u should probably do that if you end up getting to pet her kitten

Reuben Prasanth 😄It is thinking like that- that will always keep you on her leash. Remember: Life is one big Animal Protective League.....what one cat won’t allow.....another cat will. 😌

@@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat well it depends where the cast lives I guess , I don't know

@Liam O’Neil so true bro ...🙌

Lmao you sound like you dont get girls

@Maddy loves jokes ok?