Why Did Brutus Stab Julius Caesar? | Kanan Gill Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix India 

"Because you have never lived" - this line would stab millions. damn kanan

"The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived" Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

Kanan: "Because you have never lived" Traumatized me: Eh tu, Kanan!

Felt like a funny TED talk

"Et tu Brute? " Sounds like Ay Tu Kutte? More comprehensive no?

Any CBSE student of grade 10. Remember this drama 😂.

After the punchline "You've never lived",,, Now someone should write a play about him.

"You can never die, Coz you've never lived". This hit me like a Train

The recent CBSE students wouldn't even understand what the hell is going on😂

Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂 When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄

3:30 nostalgia only ppl who studied sanskrit will get the pain of memorizing those words😁😁😁😁

My last words after I get stabbed-" Aha! I cannot die because I never lived"

*All alkalies are bases but not all bases are alkalies* I don't wanna remember this one but it's just that I can't forget it.😂😂😂

So that's why Gandhi said 'Hey ram'. And leave plays. They have built a whole political empire on it in last 3 decades!

Mark Antony's speech starting "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." was also legendary and something we had to also "learn by heart" 😁

Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague. The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣

3:31 Damn that nostalgia....or should I say PTSD 😐

"U can never die... Cause u never lived" Truer words haven't been spoken yet😂😂😂

If J.C. was punjabi:- Brutusiye, phenchoddaa😂

If this happened in South India, Caeser would’ve said, “Eh Thu, Brutus?”😩😩

Interesting Fact: The month July is named after "Julius Ceasar".

Always thought it was "byhard " up until I had proper internet connection and Google !

You never lived. Directly attacked me. (stabbed me on the page with Et Tu Brutus )

"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, Lend me your ears...."

"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it".... Relatable after🤣🤣

Ahm gachami, lol. Nostalgia🤧

Who else thinks he take pauses to have memes.

Last line “Heart Replaced with book” just nailed it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

2:18 some of you will get stabbed tonight ! 2 min silence for crowd who didn't even get it! Kanan is giving smile to show how much he's disappointed at crowd :D :D :D

0:25 Peralta vibes

Can we just appreciate how intellectual his jokes are so out of the box and so amazing

Kanan gill:According to our education system you have to replace your heart with A(1) textbook. Science students:well those are rookie numbers.

I don't want to remember it🤣 I just can't forget it🤣 Story of my life

3:22 he looks so tramautized 😭😂😂

Kanan is always hilarious and has unique thought process

4:01 every middle class Indian son that ever existed can relate

"Because u never lived" this statement stabbed me from the front😂

1:22 the precious Joey Tribbiani look

Kanan: (stabs me metaphorically)...Because you've never lived! Me: Ahem Gacchami

This special is actually so special ! Kanan Gill my man

Jake Peralta was inspired by Julius Caesar 😂🤣

"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it" -- epic!!

The one line in the end where he talks about heart and textbook, ufff. Summed up our whole lives.😂👍

Pathati pathata pathanti @3:50 this is what i have learned

2:07 that's gonna be my last line!

When I get stabbed the line I would choose is " omaywa mo shinderiyu"

The only thing I remember from the cbse textbook is - " Et tu brute"

Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂

Kannan.. you have proven that you are way ahead of every other stand up comic there is ! Amazing content !!

It never fails to amaze me just how smart Kanan is. The wittiest comic out there for sure

If someone stabs me I'd say "what'd you do that fur?" in whole Irish accent like Niall horan did when Louis Tomlinson slapped him

"I just can't forget it..!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

1:57 reminded me of Jake Peralta from b99.

1:29 when he said Very clever :D I lol .

I thought it's one of the finest stand up sets by Indian comics. Well written and thoughtful.

The meme maker of ICSE students "William fucking Shakespeare"

I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself. This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣 So relatable..!

Just speechless...

Kanan had me at 4:06 🔥⚡️♥️

The sarcastic punch; you never die, because you never lived before... too good😎

Fun fact - Caesar never actually said "et Tu Brutus" It was just added by Shakespeare...

His expressions and the tone with which he speaks is really excellent..!!

Brutus was actually caeser illegitimate child, brutus mother and caeser were known lovers

Man this whole standup is one my favourites!

Kanan's expressions and voice 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

When he said some of you will get stabbed tonight. He wasn't joking, seriously, that bit seems like a subtle metaphor that some of us(audience) are stabbing ourselves. For the why? you need to watch the special, no spoilers here. Amazing Kanan, You are my favorite.

Legit funny❤️ 😂😂 The pinch of sarcasm in the end "because you have never lived" stabbed me 23 times at once💔

4:11 Very clever 😁

I remembed that line ''Et tu Brute'' when he said it. Has been 2 yrs since i read it in class 10.. getting nostalgic

Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.

2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words 3:57 Starts slowly stabbing 4:07 - Stabs Now tell me, where is you punch line?

"..because you've never lived." OMFG finally someone says it!!

That sanskrit part was so nostalgic...🤣🤣

गम् / गच्छ(= जाना, Go) लट् लकार (सामान्य भविष्यत्काल) - Future tense of Go प्रथम पुरुष गमिष्यति गमिष्यतः गमिष्यन्ति मध्यम पुरुष गमिष्यसि गमिष्यथः गमिष्यथ उत्तम पुरुष। गमिष्यामि गमिष्यावः गमिष्यामः Thanks for recalling 🙏🙏🙏 Salute to our sanskrit teachers who teach us this language beautifully 🙏

Netflix showing clips of stand-up comedy I be like - Why to take Netflix subscription 😂🤷😻🤣

Because you have never lived… DEEP… 👏🏻

The set looks like a Ted talk. although theres no round red carpet.

pathati pathatah pathanti, pathasi patha pathat, pathami pathavah pathamah...... I still remember it, cuz I have a book in place of a heart

I remember dying of laughter at the moment of brutus 😆

the gachaami line brought out the "ram, ramam, ramen" table inside of me.

3:13 Everytime she be like

I instantly liked when he said 'because you have never lived '

Ceaser actually liked Brutus and wanted to make him as his heir

Pure genius 💯 That punch line hit places!!!

''education system tries to replace your heart with a textbook ,so that you never die....'cause you have never lived'' SAVAGE!!

One of the best Standup sets ever.

Even netflix knows piracy wont be an issue to its stand up content. So they post such sneak peaks to make it popular😆

ALL i remember from my school life was like join your hand close your eyes 123 ,start..🤣🤣😁😆

I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂

"Arre, yaar! " 😂

*The way he speaks reminds me of Dulquer Salmaan* ❤️☺️

Aham gachami, that was awesome man. 😂😂😂

sheer brilliance, that is what this man is.

Watching a good standup like this after a long time

Neville Shah : Director OP

he sounds and looks like andy samberg

We should take one moment to appreciate his expressions and voice modulation. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. Not time pass 😂. By the way, how u doing Detective Peralta 😜#B99

That's a whole lot of school memories...Julius Caeser..and sanskrit grammar tables! You had me at Aham Gachchami🤣

i have something for a very long and that is " i have buried 10k gold at..."

Excellent Communication!!!