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This clip is from QI Series K, Episode 16, 'Kaleidoscope' with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Susan Calman, Liza Tarbuck and Sandi Toksvig.

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@abhir7823
@abhir7823 Год назад
"Ive got the hang of this show" Indeed she did
@carltonleboss
@carltonleboss Год назад
That's what I was about to say!
@fromthegamethrone
@fromthegamethrone Год назад
Little did she know
@EnoVarma
@EnoVarma Год назад
hang...like a spider would
@sambromley7616
@sambromley7616 Год назад
Yes. She had no idea how right she was!
@romulusnr
@romulusnr Год назад
I bloody well hope so by now :D
@youremakingprogress144
@youremakingprogress144 Год назад
One of the best QI clips I've seen! Sandi is brilliant, and everyone else was in great form, too.
@isabellaangeline2175
@isabellaangeline2175 Год назад
Liza Tarbuck is great. Love her and everyone on the panel.
@markorollo.
@markorollo. Год назад
every time there's a debate about who the next Doctor will be Alan is top of my list. I seriously think he would be good. I mean. Look at him in Jonathan Creek, he was already dressing the part then...
@apaulosmith5653
@apaulosmith5653 Год назад
It had never crossed my mind, but I definitely agree
@archivist17
@archivist17 Год назад
Jonathan Creek was definitely a Timelord
@supergran62
@supergran62 Год назад
@@apaulosmith5653 same, but I agree too. What a perfectly brilliant fit.
@sarahjones8396
@sarahjones8396 Год назад
Do you know, that hadn’t crossed my mind either, but now you’ve suggested it…
@sstills951
@sstills951 Год назад
No chance. They went female and now the next step is to use a minority actor. Welcome to 2023
@Showmetheevidence-
@Showmetheevidence- Год назад
I was in a (cheap) hotel once… jumped in the shower started getting clean and then looked up to see a huge spider sitting just a short distance from my head, on the wall. It was at least 8-10cm across (legs included obviously), so not small! I decided if it had watched half my shower without moving it might as well see the rest 😂 So just carried on & then calmly got out while it sat there. Never saw it again - luckily!
@sstills951
@sstills951 Год назад
Cheap Hotel? It was all I could afford at the time and I told you that.
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG Год назад
There are frequently spiders in my shower. They don't bother me.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Год назад
Oh geez. 😂 Well, my similar tale beats yours for how quickly I was able to notice the spider, but you DEFINITELY win for the size of the spider. **shivers**
@pl_caravan4679
@pl_caravan4679 Год назад
i could never have stayed in that hotel room after it had dissapeared. spiders really freak me out seeing them, but they REAAAAAAALLY freak me out NOT seeing them.
@mooniejohnson
@mooniejohnson Год назад
Oh, it’s behind you right now…
@gabitamiravideos
@gabitamiravideos Год назад
Stephen kept trying to goad someone into saying “a drink” or “water”… and no one fell for it! 😂
@r0bw00d
@r0bw00d Год назад
The lady on the left said "a drink."
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
With my legs in stirrups, and a gynaecologist between my legs....directly above my face....slow motion black spider drop. One of the biggest thrills of my life. The spider seemed to be equally exhilarated on the rapid rebound of its bungee jump, after narrowly avoiding colliding with my face.
@Rygoat
@Rygoat Год назад
I want to see an edit where right after Sandy says "I've got the hang of this show" Stephen vanishes and Sandy is the host
@sarahjones8396
@sarahjones8396 Год назад
Excellent clip! Really enjoyed it.
@ggm02
@ggm02 Год назад
My nickname is "Spiderman". I don't have any superpowers, I just sometime struggle to get out of the bath.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
🤣
@Zeuseus6609
@Zeuseus6609 Год назад
Can confirm sandi is right, most spiders have very poor eyesight. The only exceptions tend to be ones like wolf spiders which have to chase and hint their prey rather than trap it in a web etc.
@rvllctt871
@rvllctt871 Год назад
And yet most have eight eyes?
@Zeuseus6609
@Zeuseus6609 Год назад
@@rvllctt871 yeah, but they mostly detect movement and changes in light levels if i recall correctly.
@berenicem8750
@berenicem8750 Год назад
What the hell is a wolf spider??!!
@renzo6490
@renzo6490 Год назад
@@berenicem8750 ..it’s a spider in wolf’s clothing.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Год назад
"Are they voyeurs? Do they like watching people in the bath?" Once, while I was undressing for a shower, I happened to look up just as a spider was descending from the bathroom ceiling, as if to land on my head or, indeed, to get a closer look. 😆 Though it did jolt and start to ascend when I yelped and jumped away.
@Showmetheevidence-
@Showmetheevidence- Год назад
See my comment above :)
@aarondonnelly101
@aarondonnelly101 Год назад
Liza is just amazing.
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 Год назад
I don’t like the implication that there is probably tons of spiders all over my carpet that I am missing because they blend in. That means I’m probably stepping on lots of spiders with my bare feet. I don’t hate spiders, I just hate the idea of them touching me because they’re so small. It’s for he same reason I don’t like worms or flies. I also find tiny dogs very cute but I’m scared I’ll accidentally step on one because they’re so small.
@robertoseveno
@robertoseveno Год назад
I enjoyed that. p.s. Spiders are amazing 🤩
@glensgraphix
@glensgraphix Год назад
Oooooooh that explains the 9 legged spider I saw.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
"Are they voyeurs...?" All those eyes, right?
@enemde3025
@enemde3025 Год назад
Lisa Tarbuck would be my ideal dinner guest.
@julianaylor4351
@julianaylor4351 Год назад
I keep a scoop to rescue spiders from the bath, in my bathroom. 🕷️❤️
@r0bw00d
@r0bw00d Год назад
How do you get them to stay in long enough for you to replace them?
@julianaylor4351
@julianaylor4351 Год назад
@@r0bw00d You have to be quick. 😁
@RainbowSunshineRain
@RainbowSunshineRain Год назад
I let spiders in my house and I love them, watch the ones in the bathroom. But I was wondering where they diaspear all of a sudden after a few weeks. They stay in the same corner for a couple of weeks and then they are gone!
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
Your house has been rented out on Spider AirnB
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 Год назад
You’re not scared of how small and fragile they are?
@RainbowSunshineRain
@RainbowSunshineRain Год назад
@@rachelcookie321 No, I see that he more I study about insects, they become more interesting and not scary. I did harm a few while trying to get them out of the house, when they were too many for my taste ... but trying to find a balance living with all living beings...
@danielhall8785
@danielhall8785 Год назад
Wouldn't that be a good alarm clock, one that releases spiders over your bed. I'd never hit the snooze button. Up and across the room all awake, prob before it even rang.
@Sub_D47
@Sub_D47 Год назад
This is one of my All time favourite discussions on the show. Great stuff. The suggestions are hilarious, washing, a drink (put apart your own preferences🤣) Spider Drop sounds I interesting.. 👍😁 Big Question...Stephen or Sandy...😳😂🙄... (Or... both be Captains with Alan as quiz master.) It has been suggested before but I really want to see that happen..👍
@sarahjones8396
@sarahjones8396 Год назад
Another great suggestion tonight: Stephen and Sandy as team captains with Alan presiding. Had never thought of it but it would be really interesting!
@Sub_D47
@Sub_D47 Год назад
@@sarahjones8396 👍👍
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Год назад
I love this show. Do they only do short clips? I'd like to see a full season. {:o:O:}
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Год назад
@@chaoticneutral6288 Ah, I have no iPlayer, TV or Smart Phone... Cheers! {:o:O:}
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
Sometimes people post whole episodes on RU-vid....before they get taken down. It's worth doing searches from time to time.
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Год назад
@@daniellamcgee4251 *_"Sometimes people post whole episodes on RU-vid"_* OK, I'll try that. I'll certainly never buy a licence again as long as I live, unless something changes very radically. I've had no TV since 2005. {:o:O:}
@221b-Maker-Street
@221b-Maker-Street Год назад
@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Possibly a channel like Dailymotion...
@bazza945
@bazza945 Год назад
The spider heard there were flies in the bathroom.
@vivekraghuram2459
@vivekraghuram2459 11 месяцев назад
Why did the spider go to the bathroom? To scare the French nanny. Iykyk
@bob_._.
@bob_._. Год назад
I did not know that Jonathon Ross wegenewates.
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze 6 месяцев назад
Alan wasn't Jonathan Ross long enough for it to bugger up his r's. I said "r's".
@CandygramMongo
@CandygramMongo Год назад
"He had to drain his ninth leg"
@BradHann
@BradHann Год назад
"They don't see you and think 'I'll have a go'" They might in Autumn.
@brianm6337
@brianm6337 Год назад
So... here, we have references to Dr Who And Jonathan Ross, and segment of him pointing out he looks like a time traveler. What a strange web of coincidences. 🙃
@GordonHugenay
@GordonHugenay Год назад
So weird to see a younger Liza Tarbuck, I only recognized her by her voice.
@davidmaxwaterman
@davidmaxwaterman Год назад
"They have an eight finger shuffle"...lots of laughter....woosh....someone care to clue me in?
@sethc6663
@sethc6663 Год назад
Think along the lines of, ''Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters''
@Epicurus341
@Epicurus341 Год назад
It's a play on the phrase "five knuckle shuffle"
@meeeeeeauuuuuuuu
@meeeeeeauuuuuuuu Год назад
How old is this episode
@anniesoernym
@anniesoernym Год назад
Well, in the dooblydoo it says this clip is from series K, episode 16, "Kaleidoscope", which - according to wikipedia - first aired on the 17th of january 2014. So it is quite exactly nine years and eleven days old 😁
@meeeeeeauuuuuuuu
@meeeeeeauuuuuuuu Год назад
@@anniesoernym thanks i liked the show when Stephen was the host, he enjoyed every conversation then shutting bluntly. I was overjoyed thinking fry is back.
@indubio1
@indubio1 Год назад
Heyy a fellow nerdfighter!
@soundcrank6214
@soundcrank6214 Год назад
I once woke with a live spider in my mouth.
@tarmaque
@tarmaque Год назад
Thanks for sharing. Now please go away and contemplate the benefits of _not_ sharing.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
'I swear that's how the spider got there, officer.'
@soundcrank6214
@soundcrank6214 Год назад
@@chaoticneutral6288 It's outstanding that you think I asked.
@HunterHogan
@HunterHogan Год назад
Sandi's knowledge was the basis for the jokes at the end. Just saying.
@WhitePointerGaming
@WhitePointerGaming Год назад
Spiders actually have very good vision. They have 8 eyes, after all. Some species like jumping spiders rely on their vision in order to hunt.
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 Год назад
Jumpers can see quite well, wolf spiders probably do as well. Wall spiders, orbweavers and tarantulas can't see for jack, though, an orbweaver needs its web up to have any idea what's going on around it.
@grease_monkey6078
@grease_monkey6078 8 месяцев назад
Sandi is correct about Spiders they are natures pest controllers, its better to have 1 spider than 100 cockroaches
@IcyMidnight
@IcyMidnight Год назад
I can't see that Sandy character coming back to QI
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
Alan's voice is just so silly
@LucianaVIP1
@LucianaVIP1 Год назад
No, just...no!!! Phobia/panic doesn't even begin to describe how I feel about these monsters.
@MisterAndrewBuckley
@MisterAndrewBuckley Год назад
Aw, don't be like that, Alan's pretty harmless
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 Год назад
Preach! I was once in a hotel room and saw a monster out the corner of my eye but didn't see where it went so I was then marooned on the bed. Finally had to call reception to ask for someone to come and deal with it. Absolutely no dignity in that situation, just phobic terror.
@josey6231
@josey6231 Год назад
@@MisterAndrewBuckley Thanks for the early morning laugh mate
@LucianaVIP1
@LucianaVIP1 Год назад
@@decodolly1535 I feel you! I don't know why spiders and scorpions were created. Now here's "no dignity" for you🤣 -> As time goes by, my fear just grows (if that's even possible), and I've been avoiding trips for the very reason you just told me. Who knows what I might find in hotel rooms?! My house is squeaky clean, "monitored" as much as possible, the surroundings are well known. I'll stay put😁
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG Год назад
I like spiders. Many of them are cute, and they keep my house free of flies. I just need to occasionally clean up the old dusty cobwebs.
@user-mv2rn5gy9p
@user-mv2rn5gy9p Год назад
I heard they're making Jonathan Ross black now. It's political correctness gone mad.
@julianaylor4351
@julianaylor4351 Год назад
😁
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