Why did this person upload this video 

Albert is the only man alive who can talk about killing things without it being weird

“Art disturbs the comfortable, and comforts the disturbed”

3:32 C R U N C H Y D O G

3:11 very wholesome moment between the two families!!! i cried :(((

I like how Albert complains how he is old even though he is 24

"I made a full essay on how I HATE you." - Me to my essay paper

It makes my day to see Albert laughing this much 3:10

3:11 THE WAY THE CRACKING SOUNDED LIKE REAL BONES THO- 😭

3:09 was the best laugh flamingo did in a while

His laugh no joke is a gift from God.

5:21 He literately sounds like mr.krabs

3:10 was so lol, albert chuckling about dead dog had me hornswoggled

"By doing nothing, he does everything." First time? - Luigi

"by doing nothing he is doing everything" -Albert 2021.

I miss these react types of videos so much lmao. I love them

My art teacher watches ur videos Edit-I asked him if he knew flamingo and he said “oh the Roblox RU-vidr?”

"Is it the new fidget spinner?" *"It doesn't spin."* -flamingo

“By doing nothing he is doing everything” spoken like a true genius

I love how funni bird man goes from confessing a murder and immediately goes to playing with his kendoma

“by doing nothing, he’s doing everything” -albert 2021

"I killed an animal" Albert 2 seconds later: *"g a m i n g"*

when albert said “guys i just ran over a armadillo” he sounded so proud and accomplished about it.

I love how he was just playing with his toy and talking about literally 20 subjects 😂

The crunch was so satisfying. Man I would happy if it was a real dog

"By doing nothing, he is doing everything" Flamingo x Dhar Mann Collab?!?

Flamingo:Dies laughing when the toy dogs "bones break"

Albert is the ONLY man that can make me laugh when I’m crying

i love how at the end albert is like a little 7 yr old child playing with a fidget

"What kind of sorcery is this?" "This is Satan's world" -Albert 2021

“By doing nothing he’s doing everything” Albert 2021-

Idk why but the flamingo ads are just a vibe anda mood all in one lol

The flesh and bones breaking on the dog is GLORIOUS

3:12 this made me think what is life to suffer

The only person who can say he’s killed something and it wouldn’t be weird

“By doing nothing he’s doing everything” inspiring words Albert

pop its are normally for kids with with anxiety to calm them down with the noise of them making them feel better but tons of kids now use them so not really for anxiety anymore but factories have been producing these like crazy now i find them at anywhere including fast food teachers wanna ban them for the noise but kids with anxiety cant be stopped with them

albert really meant it when he said he’s always late to trends, he’s playing with the 2016-trendy kendamas

“Crunchy dog” is the wises words I have ever heard.

my favorite vid and this was around when i started watching flamingo Ur doing great man

For some reason, the dog getting ran over was the most satisfying to me lol JUST THE SOUND OF THE “bones” BREAKING IS JUST 🤌!

"By doing nothing, he is doing everything." -Albert

I remember when kendamas where the “it” thing in school, legit everyone had one.

That crunch on the dog was so funny-

My friend ironically bought me a pop-it fidget spinner for my birthday in 2022. Even unironically, I use it.

“I think we learned quite a plenty today.” -Albert 2021

"by doing nothing he is doing everything" Bro this guy became Luigi

The way he said “simple dimple” had me cryin 😂

Albert saying “SIMPLE DIMPLE” made me laugh so hard that my lemonade came out of my nose and into my mouth again 😂

I love how his eyes lit up when the dog died

“My mom was driving one night and saw a plastic bag in the road” is what I would say until she heard a crunch and realized it was an armadillo.

5:10 "ooh" that was lowkey adorable

My younger sisters had like 3 of those stupid toy dogs. This moment brought me joy 3:09 .

“By doing nothing, he’s doing everything” -The art of war, Sun Tzu

Albert is literally obsessed with the kendama

3:11 “the bones breaking” it feels like they tried to make it sound like that

The dog got me dying LOL 😂

"By doing nothing, he is doing everything." - Flamingo 2021

There’s this cool horror games called The Experiments you should try!

I love how Albert gets distracted by his kendama so many times💀

You can hear the last little squeak of begging for mercy before it was sadly ran over and died

After hearing the toy dog's bones breaking i can imagine my back breaking-

"By doing nothing, he's doing everything" - Albert 2021

My cat is trying to eat a Pringles can and I can hear the whispers “go to flimflam so shop or perish in my old man claws”

"guys i just ran over an armadillo" **2 seconds later** " Look at me guys im *g a m i n g* "

PLOT twist: there was a real dog inside the "toy" one

The sheer fear in his eyes and voice when the toy dog went *Crack*

3:11 this is what it sounded like when scp 173 broke scp 096's back.

"I've hit an armadillo with my car before". Me: " sonic mania flashbacks "

3:11 flamingo has laughed at animals death for way too long, today is flamingos 5th case with PETA.

Even after years, flamingo is still the RU-vidr I know and love with 50% Sanity

I’m rewatching his old videos and when 2:44 came up my dog became so excited and started jumping around💀

“how am i supposed to look like a cute anime babe?- 🥺”

"By doing nothing he is doing everything" So inspirational 😔

When the dog crunched I died laughing, literally, I’m sick rn and I killed my throat 💀

why did I laugh so hard when he was talking about the armadillo!? lol I'm still laughing

“By doing nothing he is doing everything” English teachers: **sniffs** so beautiful

I love how Albert doesn’t have an Outro he just says bye

“I’ve hit an armadillo with my car” … 💀💀💀 continually plays with weird cup and ball thing

2:09 “you know what’s my little fidget toy?” Felipe? Who you haven’t brought back in..a year or two or more

“ That’s why I looove...Nestle Crunch ! “ 3:11

"By doing nothing, he's doing everything" -How to live life, Albert

i love when albert laughing at a dying robot dog

Help me i was dying at the start with the cart ride help why was it so funny

albert: *talks about killing armadillo* also albert: *plays with toy*

“RU-vid, that is not a real dog don’t worry” “Between you and me, that was a real dog”

my ears at 5:48

3:09 hardest I’ve laughed in a while

"Son, take out the dog please." proceeds to run it over with a car

Dog: breaks bones flamingo: crunchy dog

Happy 25th birthday Albert!

Albert: that’s not a toy dog! Also Albert: RU-vid, I think that was a toy dog Also Albert: tHATS A REAL DOG, U JUST WITTNESSEd A CRIME

His reaction to the dog is priceless.

The intro reminds me of now when my chicken sat down for the very last time and he broke both of his legs

"By doing nothing,he is doing everything. " -Albert 2022

Flamingo: *talks about how he killed an animal* Also flamingo 2 seconds later: *plays with toy thing*

this whole video is just albert playing with his fidget and watching pink adopt me dog get murdered by another player with its car. and thats what you call great content

*"By doing nothing hes doing everything..."* *- Flamingo 2022*

4:23, Albert playing with a toy after talking about how he ran over a endangered animal

1:30 “What is this sorcery? This is Satan’s work” 👹👍

*"BY DOING NOTHING HE IS DOING EVERYTHING"* Top 5 Famous quotes from flamingo