Why I’m Leaving New York City! 

“The pizza has cheese?” Seconds later: “Where’s the cheese?”

"Why I'm leaving the planet Earth" "To much oxygen, the sky is way to blue"

"Too hot to dog" 💀😭

“Time square doesn’t even have clock what it the time” Phone :👁️👄👁️

This person be like: "Why I'm leaving NYC; people are breathing..." P.S. I get the joke don't attack me.

“Subway Is Annoying” Milad: And I take that seriously

“Birds are annoying” “Fried Chicken”

“This woman is green” Did you just assume my gender💀????

“This woman is green” This had me dead right there.

Her: "Too many people filming," Her phone: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

In my Scarlip voice...."you not welcome anymore. Get the f*** out NY. We ain't feeling you no more." 😂😂😂

Crime is out of control, and rent and food prices are too high. These are the real reasons!

"There is too much filming" Literally Filming herself

This is what a karen see, think and feel about everything in their life, believe it or not...

Time square is actually kinda stressful to walk around in the summer and ESPECIALLY at night cause it gets sketchy with all the people there. Not to mention the curb taxi rides, some of the drivers drive like maniacs. Thsi is from personal experience since I recently visited.

And then there’s that one kid who was wondering why Spider-Man stole his lunch money in the first place.

"ThE WoMaN iS GrEen"💀

"This Woman Is Green" The Statue Of Liberty:And I Took That Personally

“this woman is green” has to be the best part 😂

You should’ve put “Too much Kanye” with a rat video

“To many weirdos filming” Literally filming

“the pizza has cheese” **literally 7 seconds later** “WhErE's ThE cHeEsE????”

“This is woman is green” that’s literally Statue of Liberty💀

"Too many cars" **laughs in Indian**

This woman is the god of Karen

New York be like: what do you expect it's a free city🤷👁️👄👁️

“Wheres the cheese?” “It’s under the sauce.”

“Too many people recording” *Records this video*

Her: Weirdos are filming everywhere Also Her: *Proceeds to film the entire NYC for a short*

"The pizza has cheese" 💀

"This woman is green" LOL😂

"Too much filming" Him: Filming this video

" The pizza has cheese " " Where's the cheese ? "

This explains why New York is so popular then LA 💀

“The pizza has cheese” Of course the pizza has freakin cheese😂

“Too much filming” got me right there💀 as if you ain’t

"This woman is green" I can't, my humor broke

26 Reasons You Should Stay in New York 1>your phone 2>literally every pizza has cheese 3>not cigarettes 4>that's how it is, subway (MTA) was made over 100 years ago 5>then don't eat it 6>new york is the most populated city in USA 7>does not matter 8>then get away from them 9>you've got a point 10>i dont understand what you mean 11> *don't eat it* 12>b r u h 13>get smaller one 14> *DON'T EAT IT THEN* 15>what 16>they don't serve that, you put fried chicken on the top of the waffle 17>sesame seeds you mean and *DONT EAT IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT* 18>how it is 19>it just is 20>that's what you get for saying you dont need cheese 21>what 22>what 23>what 24>what is cannoli 25>you... 26>um what

"this women is green"💀

“this woman is green” KILLED MEE!

"Why I'm leaving Earth" "The water is too wet"

Annoying robot lady: "Too meaty." I want my sandwiches too meaty, dammit!

JUSTICE FOR THE ✨green lady✨ don’t be greenphobic people.

"too much filming" also them: *films random people in public*

New York: "What more do you want from me!??"

I felt like I was having a stroke watching this.

Them: “There is cheese” Also them: “where is the cheese?”

“Why I am leaving earth” “So many buildings “

Mine: Why I’m leaving earth My shower water is too hot Too much oxygen Too hot Too prone to natural disasters ( like there’s a lot of earthquakes and tsunami) Too many smoke smell

“weirdos filming” she is literally filming rn💀

"Why I'm leaving new york city" "Cus its too new"

"Why I'm stopping breathing" "It uses to much energy"

If you couldn’t handle normal city things like TRAINS and CARS then move to Kansas now get out of our city.

One World Trade Center: so your leaving me?

“Why i am leaving school” “To much learning “ “No No literally I’m leaving

"Why I'm leaving life" "Too airy" Edit: AYEEE THANK Y'ALL FOR THE LIKES

after that, the word ''too'' dont make any sense to me anymore

“too cookie” 💀

"weirdos everywhere. Too much filming." Bloggers: and I took that personally.

“Too much filming” Starts filming

‘’ where the cheese?” me: Its under the sauce

“ so much filming “ her filming👁️👄👁️ ✋🏼🤳

I miss the days where people actually used their own voice to narrate an amazing accomplishment or just an overall interesting video. Takes away some of the magic hearing the same text-to-speech voice over and over.

"Why I'm leaving New York City" "The food is too foody"

Bro is just trying to have a reason to leave New York City😭😭

“Too hot too dog” 😂😂😂

"This women is green" literally made me die-

"Why i am leaving the ocean" "To much fish, to much water, the sea weeds is too green and long"

“Metro north is too north”

"That woman is green" "Subway is annoying" He/she took that personally 💀

*"Too many atoms"* *"The Sun is in the sky"*

"Why Im leaving NYC" "There's too much normal things" 💀

"here is ur pizza." "WHY IS THERE CHEESE?" "alr alr ill remove it" **2 mins later** "here you go" "where is the fucking cheese?" "i quit being a waiter bro"

Oh I thought you’d be leaving because of the crime and the homeless taking dumps everywhere. But I guess it took a pizza with no cheese to make you want to leave

"What time is it?" Phone : *am I a joke to you?*

Bro offended the Statue of Liberty with “Green” 🗽🗿🗿

Her: giant cigarettes Construction:*smoking* AHHHHH FIRE

“Too many rules” while pointing at the sign really got me 😂😂😂

"The lady is green" MAAM SHOW RESPECT TO GREEN PEOPLE LIKE SHREK

"Why im leaving NY City" "Too many complaining"

Too pricey, too small rooms,too much people.

Her: *To much filming* Me : *yes...and what you are doing* ??

"Why I'm leaving NYC" "There's no clock In the town square" Me:"USE YOUR PHONE-."

I feel like not enough people understand this person's humor.

karens be like in NYC

Where’s the cheese? It’s under the sauce Where’s the cheese? It’s under the sauce

You will never know why this is famous

"this woman is green" Oh shit i cant believe were still living in a society full of greenwomenphobics.... #justiceforgreenwomen 💅 Edit: wow 798 likes #greenwomenphobiasucks #greenlivesmatter

Girl:to cookie Me:cs its a cookie👁👄👁

The tacos are too real Mexicans: ehhh

"why am I leaving the planet Earth" "The plants are too green*

“giant cigarettes in the street” *dies* “this woman is green” *revives* *dies again*

"Too cookie" "Too hot too dog" "Fried chickens"

you are borderline a comedy and sarcasm with “karen’s annoying”

"Why i am leaving new york city" "new york is too new"

“Too many” Too many” Seconds later after complaining: literally eats it all and asks for seconds 😂 😭

The actual reason is because NYC manhattan is sinking because of the 1.7 trillion pounds of buildings

“Where’s the cheese” me: it’s under the sauce

"Tacos are too real" 💀 Y'all eat plastic tacos or what😭

"Why I will be dieing" "cuz I am tooo annoying"