Why I hate Bouldering 

Never trust a cop wearing jorts

As a part time boulderer, I can confirm: fondling the air is crucial when planning your route.

Ive been directly attacked and I love it

I overestimated the boulderers. I thought they would get 3 metres up and start just moving sideways. "Why won't you save my baby?" "Uh I SAID I did BOLD-DER-RING. I don't do rock climbing. So like since I don't use a harness I have to stay at a safe height l. But really without the harness I am more like free to move. I just love the freedom. It feels better without protection. Hur, get it. But no joke by making it safer, it is mooore challenging. For real the it is really more real than rock climbing. .... " Mother and baby suicide *pact to end their suffering. *edit "pack" corrected to "pact"

Please update us when they're done figuring out their route

Baby got tired of waiting 😂

Hmmm, Looks like the beta would be a running start into the ledge mantle with a right heel hook, get your hip above the lip, rock over to the right hand side pull on the center stile of the window, left palm on ledge, stand, left foot out to the brick, right foot stem on the stile, bump the right hand up the stile. Left hand to green ledge of the top pane, continue to the right hand bump up until you can cross left hand into the crimp above the center of the two window panes, hop into the next mantle. Repeat until the you get to the first mini crux on what appears to be the sixth floor where you have the first overhang, it looks like you might be able to grab the pinch looking feature on the bricks between windows sets with left, if not then it's just a comitting dyno to the lip from the stem position. After that the route looks crazy, if the little emblems above the brick pillars have any sort of crimp edges, then it's a delicate reach up to those with tricky feet trying not to barn door to the left as you go out to it, then it would be a high right foot on the trim above the last windows and a right hand press into the green pinch blocks, bring up the left hand then switch them to underclings and slap either hand out to the lip for a scary mantle. If however there is no edge on those little emblems, then we're looking at an absurd dyno, preferably from the arrete where you could get compression on the lip of the roof. Honestly though, probably only v2 in my gym.

Dad as a cop in short shorts has definitely awakened something in me I didn't know was there

"Don't worry, ... I'm a Boulderer" "...Fuck"

The crux obviously needs a knee bar to send it

Your constant effort to hate against boulderers is one of my favourite things about this channel

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Let not forget to chalk up and dust off... those red bricks looked like they needed a brush .. plus for this to be canon at least one of them has to be shirtless. lol

I love how Elias just starts applying climbing chalk while they’re talking.😂

Boulder? Why I hardly know her

Dad is streets ahead in fashion.

That baby is a better boulderer than those adults

I was waiting for the outro right after baby drops, but it just kept going, I guess the editor went bouldering

That baby did an excellent job bouldering. 10/10 would watch again.

this might be the greatest climbing video I have watched today...and I have watched a lot

Good to see Tamara's baby making its debut.

Are those jorts that Dad's wearing?

The shorts are chefs kiss

Genius cop coming prepared with his practical boulder-jorts.

Can see the bakery from the front driver seat

No ones gonna ask how this irresponsible mother left her baby on top of the roof?

Probably climbing shirtless could help, I guess some chalk would be great there as well

I’m surprised it was just the baby and not the south tower that fell…

They even brought in the long legs of the law

Air fondler

Those guys prioritised well, don't want to unnecessarily risk dropping the flash attempt

In North America it's called free climbing.

Im always chalking up before route analysis

That was the problem, they had too many boulderers, when all they needed was one spotter

Nope nope nope!! No mats... There's no mats under this climb. Abort

I lost it when the baby just fell from the sky 🤣

Emily kinda thicc tho. Has anyone tried bouldering that?

Imagine a spectator asking, "What ya filming?" And them trying to explain the plot.

The sad moment when none of the “Boulderers” say anything about dynos, deadpoints, sidepulls, handjams, bicycles, heelhooks, pistol squats, jugs, crimps, or knee bars…

She's got a bouldering route on her that would need some figuring.

THE WIND RESCUED THE BABY, HOORAY!!!!! 🎉

Subbed three days ago and I'm immediately personally attacked. I love it

The baby scream-falling down while they just continue to map out their route made me ugly snort lol

This is giving so much Tomska vibes and i mean that in nothing but the best way possible

I must be the only boulderer on the planet who never looks at the problem and just hops on, it will take me where it takes me and that's part of climbing is developing that flow making movements natural and not planned

Nothing screams 'stop right there in the name of the law' like a well worn pair of jorts.

This is one of the most accurate funniest clips about bouldering I've ever seen. "My favourite's gouda" 🤣🤣

I expected the cop to put on a harnes before climbing

Love it!

The "I could do this" cracked me up

At this point I'm quite certain Conor actually boulders and really doesn't ever shut up about it.

Crux move is only a V7. Connor confirmed a gumby

Great "She's the man" reference!

An interesting project nonetheless. Don't be afraid to step away for a bit and think on it!

Brilliant!

i like the high quality special effects. and the policeman's shorts. he is working for his promotion ;)

Were really having fun and that's all that matters😂😂😂😂

Nice touch of the guys not even flinching/moving when the baby dropped right next to them. Very accurate 🤌

It was a V5 in the end

Her baby is fine. It just got tired of waiting and threw somebody else's baby at the boulderers.

The baby sounds like Grogu.

Gouda is an excellent cheese.

Today was literally my first time bouldering. Thanks guys!

I understand the reference

She is something else😮‍💨

Dad is rocking those Jorts!

The lighting in post is fantastic!

Makes me think if yugioh players "mapping" out their combo.

Knew it was coming... Still lost it! 😂

Well I can't climb for fear of heights but I can definitely help Emily with her baby problems.

Wow, insulted out of nowhere while relaxing in bed...but you are 100% correct

Without kneepads, Fan and tons of crash pads its not bouldering! V0 in my gym btw

And i thought they would pump out after two moves

It was over before it started: there's no chalk.

only trad dad can save this baby. he'll just need 80 kilos of cams, a haul bag for the portaledge, and an old jug for responsibly packing out his poop baggies

Planning is crucial, why sacrifice the flash JUST for a child?

plot twist the baby is a youth climber crushing your outdoor project

how they just kept thinking xD

Your Olympic Breakdancer was like Australia's 9/11

Meanwhile, the lead climber rocks up, gets 3m up, and starts drilling bolts into the building.

I'm a boulder so this offended me.

I love this channels dark humor. Thank you.

Jean shorts are the icing on the cake

Time pressure from having to save a baby is aid

LMAO Oh gosh, YEP. Way too accurate.

I’m disappointed lol I expected something to do with her boulders

I can't believe... they made the little kid... 😮

They need a portaledge to spend the night.

Great video but needs more splat at the end. ;)

Thought I saw the punchline coming, then came the jorts.

I was expecting them to show a wall with a set of stairs next to it going all the way up to the baby.

I feel attacked 😂

Chris Redfield has entered the chat...

i think i’m just not feeling that sendy today, ya know?

the fucking jorts

Can we sacrifice someone to change the weather? .

Where did Connor’s jacket go 😂

THOSE JORTS 😳😳😳😳

I'm a boulderer

I thought he was going to say "Don't worry, I'm a cop" *gunshots* at the end there