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Why I play Rogues in DnD 

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@BoxCatShad
@BoxCatShad 3 года назад
well, that is how we evolved as humans so, it makes sense that the pointy stick reigns far superior
@trian.g.l.e
@trian.g.l.e 3 года назад
Yeah, like if we needed magic or other divine help, we’d just evolve it. Obviously stick’s the best
@adrianherbert5844
@adrianherbert5844 3 года назад
@@trian.g.l.e Magic: I sleep Sticks: *Real shiT*
@josephkoester3217
@josephkoester3217 3 года назад
3.5 billion years of brutal competition for survival will do that to ya.
@stevenbeland5398
@stevenbeland5398 3 года назад
Bullets are just smaller pointy sticks that travel at fast speeds
@him1517
@him1517 3 года назад
pretty sure older humans are much stronger
@NibNibNib
@NibNibNib 3 года назад
Rogue: "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart knife"
@thelesbianmenace9341
@thelesbianmenace9341 3 года назад
AHAHAHA... Omg my knife... WHO TOUCHED MY KNIFE
@cryptickhaos
@cryptickhaos 3 года назад
The Ranger appears with his Bow.
@sgtreznov6525
@sgtreznov6525 3 года назад
@@thelesbianmenace9341 *Barbarian in the background holding the knife like* "the fuck you gonna do tiny?"
@jonathannelson6841
@jonathannelson6841 3 года назад
The wizard that cast hold person and then castrate's you with that knife
@HopeHard4062
@HopeHard4062 3 года назад
@@jonathannelson6841 I know you were defending the wizard but the fact that he opted for knife in the end validates the rogue's argument.
@tyleralan1470
@tyleralan1470 3 года назад
i love the shit-eating grin after he says "he's dead" gold
@daxtro5492
@daxtro5492 3 года назад
I love the phrase "shit-eating grin" XD
@bigboingquezon7327
@bigboingquezon7327 3 года назад
500th like
@tyleralan1470
@tyleralan1470 3 года назад
@@bigboingquezon7327 lies its at 499
@bigboingquezon7327
@bigboingquezon7327 3 года назад
@@tyleralan1470 hwat, HWAAAAAAT, WAIT WHATTTTT IM PRETTY SURE I SAW THE NUMBER GO TO 500
@nicholausstevens1262
@nicholausstevens1262 3 года назад
@@bigboingquezon7327 he unliked his own comment lmao
@lazybelphe3584
@lazybelphe3584 3 года назад
Not only did our pointy stick technology become more advanced, so has our ways of using them, other methods are outdated
@2013faiasl
@2013faiasl 3 года назад
Now we but the pointy small stick inside a cylinder full of explosive powder to hit far away foes with great power
@lazybelphe3584
@lazybelphe3584 3 года назад
@@2013faiasl hmmm compared to other things we’ve come up with great doesn’t seem the right comparison, effective, precise, deadly, efficient seem better alternative, however yeah you’re right, we also shortened the pointy stick so we waste less materials lol
@axzzyz1701
@axzzyz1701 3 года назад
@@2013faiasl small pointy stick go brrrr
@YourAverageCommentator
@YourAverageCommentator 3 года назад
We’re able to launch pointy sticks as projectiles now
@damsarebiotic6263
@damsarebiotic6263 3 года назад
Our weapons basically evolved by asking ourselves this simple question. How can I hit this guy with a rock even harder?
@ivefallenandicantgetup7950
@ivefallenandicantgetup7950 3 года назад
"You poked several species into extinction?" "Yes. Mostly for fun."
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 3 года назад
_#HumansAreSpaceOrcs__ confirmed_
@crzjt
@crzjt 3 года назад
#HumansAreSpaceOrcs Confirmed
@insertname2insertsurname216
@insertname2insertsurname216 3 года назад
Because pointy stick go pokety poke poke poke
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 3 года назад
Bard's on the other hand "You boinked several species out of extinction?" "Yes, mostly for fun."
@insertname2insertsurname216
@insertname2insertsurname216 2 года назад
@@speedy01247 "Mostly" and not "fully"? What is this type of bards?
@pennerfisch5774
@pennerfisch5774 3 года назад
Cleric: *has access to high damage spells like inflict wounds* Also cleric: I cast sacred flame for 14 points of damage
@maxharter5716
@maxharter5716 3 года назад
Well, when you have to cast Healing Word on the barbarian who ran head first into a 1v20 encounter, all you have left is Cantrips.
@bigolsimp9423
@bigolsimp9423 3 года назад
I mean guiding bolt is a pretty fucking powerful spell at first level much lest then if you casted it at a higher level but nah sacred flame
@sjhsoccer
@sjhsoccer 3 года назад
My DM uses a lot of high dex villains, so sacred flame isn't even worth it for me anymore, I'm tired of doing 0 damage on a turn. I just turn on spirit guardians and Kamehameha those mother fuckers with guiding bolt.
@Cobravenom69
@Cobravenom69 3 года назад
@@maxharter5716 thats why you dont healing word and instead go for the Lvl 5 inflict wounds and hope you crit for 70+ damage
@Shikaschima
@Shikaschima 3 года назад
Ah yes. Because a high level spell is compareable to a basic knife.
@thegamingsoldier9406
@thegamingsoldier9406 3 года назад
Paladin: smites Wizard: casts spell Cleric: calls on their god Rogue: backstabs Artificer: preforms a Gun run in a AH-6
@D.A.R.C.I.
@D.A.R.C.I. 3 года назад
Or, Stands by for Titan Fall
@thegamingsoldier9406
@thegamingsoldier9406 3 года назад
@@D.A.R.C.I. yeah that or, “*Tactical nuke ready for deployment*” as well.
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 3 года назад
Meanwhile... warlock that's been hiding in the shadow of the rogue that's been hiding in the shadow of that paladin... Warlock: alright... I'm calling in a portal, Cthulhu get me out of here!
@devilishjester7718
@devilishjester7718 3 года назад
Bard: "you come here often?"
@yourlocalcorrectidiot927
@yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 года назад
Ranger just kills them with their dragon
@thatguy763
@thatguy763 3 года назад
Cleric: "Fuck it, rogue, we're doing holy training." Rogue: "Nooooooo-" *And thus, the rogue multiclassed into a Rogue Paladin, who now smites with his attacks!*
@jordanfleming7022
@jordanfleming7022 3 года назад
Regular knife not doing the trick? THEN SMITE THEM FROM BEHIND!
@Merilirem
@Merilirem Год назад
@@jordanfleming7022 That sounds a lil dirty lol.
@lt.branwulfram4794
@lt.branwulfram4794 10 месяцев назад
Assassin Vengeance Paladin: Omae wa mou shindeiru. Arch-lich: NANI?!
@stevenboelke6661
@stevenboelke6661 3 года назад
My rogue had an oathbow and a potion of giant size. The potion says that you use 3 times the normal die, but doesn't specify what that means. I did 240 damage at level 15.
@anders9958
@anders9958 3 года назад
Big damage doesn’t matter at level 15. A wizard could clone whatever you’re dighting and make it fight itself. A cleric could literally poof any enemy to whatever plane it hates the most. A bard could sing a song and make a crowd of foes charge off a cliff. Funny that you’re bragging about exploiting RAW in a way that you clearly know was unintended, aka doing your level best to spoil everyone else’s game and just so you can roll a bigger number at a level where that hardly matters anymore.
@dawnstar6727
@dawnstar6727 3 года назад
Was Anders in your campaign? Cuz he sounds salty.
@qthedisaster1730
@qthedisaster1730 3 года назад
I have a similar situation but without the potion. I was a thief rogue and I got blinding but was next to a wall so I follow this I got within 10 ft of the dragon. Because I had blindsight, I could see again. Got a crit. ~100 or so piercing damage, I killed it
@Bigryguy95-epic
@Bigryguy95-epic 3 года назад
My players got to one of the last really big boss fights of their campaign (they’re level 16). He got 5 crits on his attacks 5 rounds in a row. Dealt around 700 damage alone. Truly unfortunate for the boss
@ansuz5903
@ansuz5903 3 года назад
@@anders9958 🧂🧂🧂🧂
@idiom8876
@idiom8876 3 года назад
Forgot the bard that keeps rolling crits even when we switch his dice
@dead_vibes
@dead_vibes 3 года назад
How do I this
@fountainexe
@fountainexe 3 года назад
@@dead_vibes same question, I play a bard who has had 3 near death experiences update: its now been 5
@dragonmaster9299
@dragonmaster9299 3 года назад
Yep, my dragonborn bard rolled to stomp on a bag full of rats she used a sleeping spell on. The rats, well, they didn’t survive.
@fy1727
@fy1727 3 года назад
I just wanna say that I'm going yo make Beef's face at the end my new screensafer.....it's just something about that way too proud look in his eyes that gets me
@thisguyhd6591
@thisguyhd6591 3 года назад
Screensaver*
@MothOnAString
@MothOnAString 3 года назад
Rogues go brr and that's why I love them
@nuggetwings5932
@nuggetwings5932 3 года назад
Fighters: Attack, manuever, attack, manuever, attack, manuever, bonus action two weapon fighting, Action surge, attack, manuever, attack, manuever, attack: 130 damage
@ricaroanimar6695
@ricaroanimar6695 2 года назад
Go for great weapon master That stuff stings
@ticonofruger573
@ticonofruger573 3 года назад
As a rogue main, I can confirm that this is exactly how every combat transpires in our party.
@terrytheblackmage4799
@terrytheblackmage4799 3 года назад
Me playing Skyrim: "You know what that bandit really needs? A free neck piercing!"
@gamerwolffang2722
@gamerwolffang2722 3 года назад
"POKITY POKE POKE POKE!" *Enemie has received 400 dmg, with bleed bonus*
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 года назад
“I use divine smite” *rolls* “30 damage” “That’s not good enough” “Well I’m also a warlock so eldritch and divine smite on both my attacks”
@adamkaris
@adamkaris 3 года назад
UmM aCtUaLlY eldritch smite is once per turn so it can't be on both attacks.... "Fine then I use my whispers bard psychic blades on one of the attacks"
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 года назад
@@adamkaris look man as far as I’m concerned eldritch smite is per attack because I don’t wanna force players to multiclass to get something they can basically already do People do this all the time Like sorcerer/paladins it says in the divine smite description that you use a paladin spell slot I also think you can smite with your hand because an unarmed strike is a weapon attack for stunning strike so it should be for smite as well We need consistency with this stuff
@letendreelliott8778
@letendreelliott8778 3 года назад
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 UMH AKSHUALLY that’s not how multi class works. You don’t have different spell slots for every class you have an overall level in spellcasting: full caster ( wizard/ cleric) level is 1 level and half caster (paladin/ranger) is 1/2( rounded down) level. For example 2 levels in cleric and 2 levels in paladin makes you a 3rd level spellcaster and you can use the slots you have as a 3rd level spellcaster to use divine smite
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 года назад
@@letendreelliott8778 so if I’m a level 10 wizard and a level 10 sorcerer can I use ninth level spells?
@letendreelliott8778
@letendreelliott8778 3 года назад
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 you can’t use ninth level spell but you have a 9th level spell slot as a 20th level spell caster so you can cast lower level spells at ninth level
@naderbanana3083
@naderbanana3083 3 года назад
Or play a Druid with a Wizard friend, turning into a huge brown bear at level three is quite fun
@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN
@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN 3 года назад
Personally I prefer to turn into a really big cobra. When I'm not a cobra I like to go the slap and stab method , first slap the enemy in the face , and then stab them. It's very effective
@blackberry9766
@blackberry9766 3 года назад
@@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN Once, as a Druid with anger issues, I rolled a nat 20 when slapping someone. Guess how that went?
@HobbitWithABong
@HobbitWithABong 3 года назад
@@blackberry9766 You inflicited 1(x2 for Crit)+STR mod as you (probably) weren't Profiencied with "Unarmed Strike"?
@blackberry9766
@blackberry9766 3 года назад
@@HobbitWithABong No, the DM decided that I broke the guy's jaw.
@Frog101_Real
@Frog101_Real 3 года назад
I'm a bard druid so it's just haha musical furry go brrr
@bananaraptor7747
@bananaraptor7747 3 года назад
lvl 2 wizard: sleep 5d8 current hitpoints to knock unconscious multiple creatures
@gamersgamestorm8291
@gamersgamestorm8291 3 года назад
Bard:I insult this Wizard! DM:He’s dead
@bowwow0949
@bowwow0949 3 года назад
I love that picture of Squidward he has in the background. 😍
@blazikeaton7478
@blazikeaton7478 3 года назад
"Bold and Brash" "More like, Belongs in the Trash! Gahaha!"
@Theslothwithadhd
@Theslothwithadhd 3 года назад
Rogue: and I use the almighty shank
@sora2339
@sora2339 3 года назад
I'm playing a half elf swashbuckler rogue in my current pirate campaign.
@Evesorator
@Evesorator 3 года назад
I’m about to play a hex swash in mine
@Smiley902
@Smiley902 Год назад
Wizard: banishment
@Bread_Lord
@Bread_Lord 3 года назад
Multi class into monk for extra stabs
@watcher314159
@watcher314159 3 года назад
No. Monk is terrible. It has terrible damage (needing to use extremely limited resources just to do the kind of damage other melee classes do for free), defence (a Rogue or Fighter can get as much AC at level 1 as a Monk will likely have at level 20, and a d8 hit die isn't enough for a frontliner), and control (Stunning Strike's save DC is so low it's unlikely to work even if you use it on every attack in a Flurry of Blows, which is expensive AF) and has decent mobility but nothing of value to use that mobility on. Most Monk subclass abilities use even more ki to do no more damage than the base Monk, most egregiously Four Elements, Astral Self, and Sun Soul. The Mercy Monk is the only subclass that's not trash, and it's still not great compared to literally any other class. And all these problems with the Monk carry over to any multiclass option, pretty much inevitably weakening the character, and especially tending to introduce problems with dealing damage. If you want more stabs, multiclass Fighter.
@deinnydoes5356
@deinnydoes5356 3 года назад
@@watcher314159 let people have fun and try builds. not every campaign is battle critical
@watcher314159
@watcher314159 3 года назад
@@deinnydoes5356 While in general you might have a point (I could debate the effect of trap options on the game in general, but that would be a tangent), what you're missing here is the fundamental context of this discussion, which is combat optimization. The Rogue is playing a Rogue because what they care about is dealing lots of damage. They don't care about how that damage is delivered as long as they get to roll big numbers; this is literally and explicitly the deciding factor of the player's choice, and therefore combat and combat power is a central part of the game to this player. Adding Monk to the equation at any point is pretty much guaranteed to make the Rogue worse at rolling those big numbers, and is therefore objectively bad advice that should be criticized.
@hiimannoying8524
@hiimannoying8524 3 года назад
@@watcher314159 bruh. You are one of the reasons people don't get into dnd. Some people just want to play things interesting, not in the most efficient combat way. Maybe a monk rogue seemed interesting. I've literally had people play orc thieves because they thought it was funny. It's called a game for a reason not a life or death situation.
@watcher314159
@watcher314159 3 года назад
@@hiimannoying8524 Some people. Many people. Me most of the time (I'd honestly prefer more games without any violence at all). But not the Rogue player in the video. Very explicitly not. And that's the important thing in this particular situation.
@maxharter5716
@maxharter5716 3 года назад
"Fuckin' Rogues, man."
@Vagabond_inc
@Vagabond_inc 3 года назад
"he's dead" He's smile is so wholesome
@Natalie_the_Fae
@Natalie_the_Fae 3 года назад
It's more like "I have trained decades of my life to learning the precise point in which to jab a knife to be as lethal as possible".
@Bossman50.
@Bossman50. 3 года назад
As a certified dnd wizard, this is so true since the rogue always gets the kill.
@TinyBlurryMan
@TinyBlurryMan 3 года назад
Rogue: haha knife go brrrr
@fatterguy8443
@fatterguy8443 3 года назад
The way he goes "He's Dead" Is glorious.
@NordicCarved
@NordicCarved 3 года назад
As a Kobold rogue in a party with a wizard and a cleric, this is accurate.
@LaBrokenOne
@LaBrokenOne 3 года назад
Micro lizard stabby boi is truly best
@NordicCarved
@NordicCarved 3 года назад
@@LaBrokenOne ok so at fourth level I basically always had advantage. I took the magic initiate feat with the Find Familiar spell. Familiars count as allies and from the Pack Tactics kobold ability, I get advantage when an ally was within 5 feet of me.
@davimoreira696
@davimoreira696 3 года назад
your wizard and cleric must suck then
@JAJA-sr3nk
@JAJA-sr3nk 3 года назад
I feel like dnd has gotten way more popular these days
@noblesseoblige319
@noblesseoblige319 3 года назад
Because it has
@thegamingsoldier9406
@thegamingsoldier9406 3 года назад
@@noblesseoblige319 Yeah you mentioned D&D 5 years ago and you’d get weird looks by everyone. Now half of those people would ask if you play it.
@ChaosRayZero
@ChaosRayZero 3 года назад
@@thegamingsoldier9406 And then when I answer the question with, "no, but my brother does," I get all the weird looks all over again.
@miguelrodriguezcimino1674
@miguelrodriguezcimino1674 3 года назад
I blame Joe Manganiello and his greek god physique guest starring in The Big Bang Theory😂😂
@Blitz0104
@Blitz0104 3 года назад
*Laughs in paladin*
@fightclub4027
@fightclub4027 3 года назад
Stabby stabby stab stab stab
@TheDovahBorn
@TheDovahBorn 3 года назад
Everybody: doing like 15-20 damage per turn The rogue: so if I versatile my weapon, it adds an extra +5 to dmg, plus my poison, plus my enchants, plus my strong attack, plus my enchanted ring gives me more damage on these attacks, plus my dueling fighting style, all this x2 because of sneak attack, then take that and 2x because of crit. I do 143 damage. Also rogue when the enemy sees them: the best I can do is 8
@chibineko6274
@chibineko6274 3 года назад
That is a mood
@cendresaphoenix1974
@cendresaphoenix1974 3 года назад
The bard I took two levels in grave domain cleric and cast storm of daggers at level 9...
@ethanwilliams9235
@ethanwilliams9235 3 года назад
Rogue: "Ok so I'm not in combat yet, and I get an instant crit and almost 100% accuracy with 4d6 extra sneak attack damage (: DM: *regrets life choices*
@Tkokat
@Tkokat 3 года назад
The look of satisfaction at the end is priceless
@Magevast9
@Magevast9 3 года назад
Murdering someone with a 4” pointy stick is really easy when you have the ability to add 100d4 to the attack while your friends take 7 attacks for you to get into position
@Negative1Point
@Negative1Point 3 года назад
"Pokety, Poke! Poke! Poke!" Is my new favorite
@jobisTheWorst
@jobisTheWorst 3 года назад
I love his face at the end it’s just like pure goblin happiness
@cloudyholm6444
@cloudyholm6444 3 года назад
The happiness on your face as the video ends makes this so much better
@faselfasel2864
@faselfasel2864 3 года назад
Wait until the magic classes reach higher level and the metal pointy stick guy is gonna be a sad panda.
@nissama7885
@nissama7885 3 года назад
My warlock/paladin in a nutshell when I wanna kill something "So uh. Hey Cthulu can I do this? Oh! I can? Alright cool. ELDRITCH BLAST!!!'
@gstheprotector
@gstheprotector 2 года назад
The Rogue looked vaguely proud and happy about his comical achievement lol
@gabrieladerre2862
@gabrieladerre2862 3 года назад
I love his adorable little smile at the end! 😍
@regirock5554
@regirock5554 3 года назад
"I use the power of sharp metal stick and it do poggers damage" -Aberham Lincoln
@sun_raymond
@sun_raymond 3 года назад
awww the last one looks so happy with himself this is my favourite so far
@3DSnake64
@3DSnake64 3 года назад
He looks so proud of his pokes. Bless the Rouge with all the damage
@thepiesels2735
@thepiesels2735 3 года назад
I call the bully kid from the deeps of my magical micro universe Bully: OH GOD PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING BUT DON'T PUT ME BACK THERE
@bobsmith7066
@bobsmith7066 3 года назад
Aktchualy the wizard would call upon the intelligence of the ancient, not their wisdom.
@salty_c7681
@salty_c7681 2 года назад
He looks so happy when he kills them this rogue is so proud of himself XD
@nicoliblackwood1
@nicoliblackwood1 3 года назад
That’s a lotta smack from someone within fireball distance.
@Tyrnak_Fenrir
@Tyrnak_Fenrir 3 года назад
Monk: I CAST FIST
@Aichi1138
@Aichi1138 Год назад
Multiclass Fighter Paladin "and with your powers combined, I AM a Nuke"
@vikks7692
@vikks7692 3 года назад
i can only hear and see squidward in the background
@DasSpaceAce
@DasSpaceAce 3 года назад
I don't know why "pokety poke poke poke!" made me laugh so hard, but it 🤣 thanks
@jayharley6855
@jayharley6855 3 года назад
to be fair, pointy stick WITH the power of stealthy friendship is a hard to beat combo!
@humbertomartins7205
@humbertomartins7205 2 года назад
Everybody gangsta until the rogue misses his only attack
@samuellillge9319
@samuellillge9319 2 года назад
I love the end where he just lets out a satisfied "he's dead :)"
@keynobi9258
@keynobi9258 3 года назад
I love that you have the Squidward paint in the background XDD
@zlq.cn9
@zlq.cn9 3 года назад
I love his smile at the end lmao
@dante4117
@dante4117 2 года назад
Imagine if the wizard enchanted the pointy metal stick while the cleric blessed said pointy metal stick.
@thebrawler4486
@thebrawler4486 Год назад
And one level later, the wizard and the cleric are bending reality to suit their whims.
@just_that_crazy5179
@just_that_crazy5179 3 года назад
The monk "PUANCH!" 77 and MOAR to come damage
@RottenHeretic
@RottenHeretic 3 года назад
An then there's the bard. That tap dances and plays the flute until someones brain explodes.
@beesmchuman8588
@beesmchuman8588 3 года назад
I have a trick used by only wizards and sorcerers and it's the best. Reach level 3 and get the spell known as "explosive runes." Now, buy some parchment, roll it up like a scroll, and label it "treasure map." Make sure not to tell anyone else except the DM and make sure they keep it a secret. Then, use explosive runes on the parchment. Now,whenever anyone or anything who isn't you tries to read it, the parchment will explode for 6d6 damage. The spell lasts forever and only you can remove it. The only downside is that it only works on items under 10 pounds but that can be worked around... Also, I primarily play wizards because, why get close to something just to do a bit of damage when you can choose between a bunch of actions from a distance. My spells of choice are "Magic missile" and "Burning hands." Sometjing really far away? Hit it with magic missile. It'll be dead before you know it. Getting a little too close for comfort? BURNING HANDS! Plus, it means I can fill my cantrips with random BS and funny illusion magic like Minor illusion and Prestidigitation.
@wafflelord1924
@wafflelord1924 3 года назад
Pointy stick was super effective against bs type
@StupidWeb
@StupidWeb 2 года назад
If you watch TeamFourStar, their rogue threw a bunch of ball bearings and impaled a zombie cleric on his own sword, and sunk the ship he was on, just from half a bag of ball bearings. Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
@werewolfmark6387
@werewolfmark6387 3 года назад
Ah yes, the power of god is no match for a pointy metal stick
@hoodedrandom5707
@hoodedrandom5707 3 года назад
Wellll he isn’t wrong
@bigfoot12118
@bigfoot12118 3 года назад
love how happy the Rouge looks
@Omen224
@Omen224 Год назад
Also the wizard: "haha nope" *turns invisible and teleports away*
@paytondstalker3453
@paytondstalker3453 3 года назад
I always find myself asking my DM if any enemy is even remotely looking away from me so I can get a sneak attack in.
@oceaniafae7343
@oceaniafae7343 3 года назад
“The pointy technology became quite advanced.”
@grizzlyreaper7477
@grizzlyreaper7477 Год назад
Someone hasn't discovered the bad touch... (Inflict wound)
@ComedicLetter
@ComedicLetter Год назад
Counterpoint: gravity wizard “Go go gadget black hole”
@nathandawe9482
@nathandawe9482 2 года назад
Go my archer, kill all that oppose you with RANGED pointy sticks *26 x3 consecutive damage*
@nicholasfotou2980
@nicholasfotou2980 3 года назад
I've started the drizzt books, and can confirm that one slashy boi will out-fight most anything.
@bbjuice7837
@bbjuice7837 3 года назад
Gloomestalker Ranger-Rogue multiclass *laughs in invisible sneak attack*
@hetzer5926
@hetzer5926 Год назад
I remember as a rouge my party and I were out hunting goblins. And I’d gone scouting ahead, found an encampment of like 7 goblins. The rest of my party showed up a few minutes later and find me chilling in the camp surrounded by dead goblins.
@gbctx6982
@gbctx6982 3 года назад
You can throw any wisdom You like, It Will never hurt more than My spiky object.
@trenticeberg4067
@trenticeberg4067 3 года назад
My brain just instantly goes straight to Vax'ildan from Critical Role. There was once a count of how many NPCs that didn't have to be created because they were 1 shot from him
@pinklemon3825
@pinklemon3825 3 года назад
The bard with vicious mockery: “hehe, deez nuts”
@masternerd64
@masternerd64 3 года назад
Fighter with great weapon master and polearm master: that's cute
@jacksonbittner9337
@jacksonbittner9337 3 года назад
Resistance to nonmagical damage really shows them who is boss
@fedro168
@fedro168 2 года назад
Warlock: ELDRITCH BLAST
@ninjartist36
@ninjartist36 3 года назад
Bard: GOD DAMMIT! I was gonna f**k it
@kurayamaking6425
@kurayamaking6425 3 года назад
"No one expects it from the back."
@prisaodasbolhas
@prisaodasbolhas 2 года назад
"we poked several species to extinction, mostly for fun"
@vagadawn
@vagadawn 2 года назад
Soulknife Rouge: I have become my own powerful ally
@blairewilde
@blairewilde Год назад
This is the best thing I've seen all day 😂😂
@kamidesu6414
@kamidesu6414 3 года назад
Artificer: i too also brought a stick! *Bang!!*
@fucku1171
@fucku1171 2 года назад
Don’t forget sorcerer warlock that can do unspeakable actions to enemies and your dm’s campaign
@OchdDottMp3
@OchdDottMp3 3 года назад
And in like 200 ish years in the dnd world they can now launch extra tiny pointy metal sticks through a hand held catapult
@linksonofgoku
@linksonofgoku 3 года назад
I've seen first hand the chaos of giving a level 10+ assassin rogue a vorpal sword. it was one of my greatest mistakes
@ryangainey94
@ryangainey94 3 года назад
Humor me: What happened!
@ZypherOfShadows
@ZypherOfShadows 2 года назад
My guess? Stuff had their heads LITERALLY exploded. With a sword. By one sneaky, slashy boi.
@hoseadowning2814
@hoseadowning2814 2 года назад
Flash forward to lvl 20 and the cleric's God is carrying the wizard's infinite simulacrum clones into battle on it's back while the man with the pointy metal stick looks on in horror.
@dragonofthefruit9178
@dragonofthefruit9178 3 года назад
“Pockety poke poke poke” loved that part
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