WHY IS THIS A THING?! (Minecraft Tik Tok) 

"Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!" Jemma: *Where's my diamond sword?*

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky.” -Daniel Robert Middleton 2021

0:44 oh this is a serious AlAkABrA BaLaKaZaM -DanTDM

1:50 Omg its the candy ceeper from his mod showcases as a baby lol

Don't ask - A man: Their salary A woman: Their weight Mojang: How they got the death sound of every animal

dantdm: **changes title** everyone: damnit.

3:38 imma cry. That grey dog was a Weimaraner, which was the type of dog I had before she sadly passed. (It’s been so long since I’ve seen that type of dog.)

when the guy sleeps in the nether his face just drops: 4:50

I don’t know how I feel about this title Dan

“That is one serious Abracadabra alakazam” -Dan 2021

Dan: "Doesn't upload in 3 days." Everyone: " He's dead."

7:57 as a bedrock player i kinda felt personally attacked

Dan changed the title from : "Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!!!" Into : "WHY IS THIS A THING?!"

dantdm in a nutshell: *SMALL STUFF IS CUTE*

I find it hilarious how Dan gets so serious after making a joke about bedrock leads lol

POV: an anvil drops from the sky and lands on you

Everyone: reads title Dan’s Wife: now where’s the trusty shotgun Edit: his wife grabbed the shotgun and told him to change it and poor Dan had to do it

“MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!!” -DanTDM, old title

“Nobody told ya life was gonna be this way” *clap clap clap clap*

Dan:my phones screen time is six hours 15 yo girls: pathetic

3:00 Those are the Acid Shaders they used in the video, pretty trippy 😄 Give it a search, it's a really weeeeird and fascinating thing to look at.

"That it one serious abracadabra kabazam." -DanTDM

3:55 His tiny laugh is so cute and gets me every time 😂

DanTDM: My screen time is 6 hours. Me, with more than double of his screen time: *pathetic*

Dan’s face when that dude went to bed in the nether - 🧐

Literally anyone: Lives their life Dan: He’s playing real life minecraft

1:34 if anyones wondering the song in this video is called: Skystrike - Hinkik

10:46 Dan: Is this guy real Minecraft? Guy: Yeah. Just thought that was funny, LOL.

Nobody: Dan: WHERE IS THE CRAFTING TABLE

Wandering Trader: *Gets BONKED by a anvil* Dan: *WHEEZEEEE*

The genuine confusion and amazement in his voice when he said “oh wait you have to do it yourself” absolutely destroyed me.

10:26 I could do that in my youth church We played castaways and into the thick of it before the countdown but I could do that lol

"No human being should be able to make this sound" Sorry Dan, I can make a worse sound. I can recreate the sound of an alarm with such loud noise that I don't do it because I think the neighbors will think there's actually a thief.

Dan making the title: *Ohhh this is gonna be good *demonic laugh** His wife reading the title: 👁 👄 👁 Dan: *um let me change that real quick*

dan: my screen time on my phone has gone way too high his screen time: *6 hrs* my screen time: *12+ hrs daily*

Minecraft will never die and if it does I will cry😢😢 Dan you will bring it back☺☺

Dan: Makes this video Dan’s wife: chop chop 🪓

Normal people: looks normally Daniel: Turns his head.

I play on bedrock and I’ve been watching you for years but this is the only time you made me sad 😞

no one: no one at all: dan: 5:58 comparing himself to a cow

Person: let’s play minecraft music for the church RU-vid: let’s play some adds

Dan: where’s his crafting table? Me: this man needs to get out more😂

“ I have context of the game whatsoever” said by a man who defeated the elder dragon in the sky with an axe who had to survive a hord of endedmen

Dan : no one should be able to make that sound My sister 24/7: AHHHHHHH

edit: it’s a year later and damn. Dan: ‘my screen time is way to high’ *shows six hour screen time* Me: with a 12 hour screen time: oh. *baby I’m not even here I’m a hallucination*

“Abrazada alakasam” *The best magic words ever.*

The videos with the baby mobs remind me of the noob vs pro vs hacker things that everyone thought were so cool

The balance one Amazed me WOW

Dan: “My screen time has gone way up” Everyone: *Those are r o o k i e numbers*

Previous title: "MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!" Edit: TikTik = TikTok 😅

The way Dan said come on Walter is just funny 😂

I remember finding 2 skeleton horses in my 120 hardcore world and I got full netherite armor with protection IV

dan who hasn’t seen non-Euclidian minecraft: This is hurting my brain! me who has seen non-Euclidian minecraft: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

4:00 Dan’s laugh is too pure for this world That’s just sheer enjoyment right there

The way he goes up the ladder and into a farm gives me anxiety for no reason

"How did they make the dog death sound!?!?" *Poor cats... getting ignored, and neglected.*

Anyone remember when he did mod showcases in the old lab and had blue hair? The good ol days

dan: "if disappear mysteriously in the next few days, you'll know why." * the video was posted 1 week ago

3:00 these are droppers with something called 'Acid Shaders' which makes everything bend

Dan always makes my day😁

The one where he threw the anvil and smacked the villagers head XD

Even over 10 years later. This man still succeeds at making me laugh. Thank you, Dan

I love your reactions

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky” Jemma: “am I a joke to you?!”

Dan: says his screen time has shot up when it’s only six hours Every viewer: (laughing) only six hours? *Mortal* *edit* why are y’all still replying to this 😭

"DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MINE " -Robert

9:12 'The odds of that' are 100%.. The skeleton horse is a trap. As soon as a player goes near it the lightning strikes to spawn the jockeys.. it happens every time.

When you save someone and you need saved, its just a way of friendship.

Imagine if he’d searched MCYT instead of minecraft.

Dan: that's the craziest part of the video everyone else: THE VIDEO JUST STARTED

Help I can't stop watching these videos

Ur laugh- idk what to abt it except I love it

"we could all be this guy" actually dan, well, we used to be him.

Dan: Gets excited about Bedrock Emotes Also Dan: Says bedrock and spits.

Addiction to Tiktok everyone has had that moment

“where’s the crafting table?, oh you gotta do it yourself.”-Dan 2021

9:04 the chances of a skeleton horse is low, but lighting striking it is 100% because when you approach a skeleton horse that hasn't been tamed (just spawned) it triggers a trap and multiplies into skeleton horse riders.

“I’m going to work out to become more blocky” DanTDM, 2021

9:15 that's what happens if lightning strikes on the ground and spawns in a skeleton horse, if you get close to it lighting will strike again to make the jockey so watch out.

U r the best Dan!

Who’s been watching dan for over 7+ years now I love u dan

Mojang: Sounds are from actual animals! That other guy: How are dying dog sounds made?

That fox had meaning and a unlive wish

His reactions to the guy making the shield tho

I clicked faster than adrien could say "she's just a friend"

Dan: if I disappear in the next few days you know why Also Dan: proceeds to disappear for the next few days

Dan is a legend!

Fun fact: when panda dies in Minecraft don't worry. Its just a sound they make when they hungry

When the Anvil *crushed* the villager He’s getting ripped tonight, rip that villager AYEEEE

4:52 the way his face changes makes me laugh so much that I spit out my cereal very specific I know

Switch dantdm and Steve in the thumbnail and your childhood may be forever cursed

That real life minecraft guy actually lives in a forest (he has a home aswell) but spends a lot of time just living rough and using his surroundings to survive. i follow him and he makes crazy cool stuff

12:17 here in Australia, we have a thing called the Barking/Whistling spider, it sounds identical to the minecraft spiders

*sees Russian tik tok” Dan: I can milk you...

Dan: "Gets sick" Everyone: They got him. He died.

Nothing better than watching dantdm after 5years

Me:*reads title* Also me: We have finally reached the cursed side of the minecraft comunity

6:08 looks how amazed his face is its so cute

Bro I was just gonna watch this video there was already a Christmas ad lol!

The thumbnail: how is this hot? Everyone: you wouldn't know... The things I've seen have scared me