Tik Tok Isn't Gone Yet! 👁️👄👁️ 

Can we just give a salute to this man, he IS our childhood. o7

"Hey Guys! Dan here from The Diamond Minecart" oh wait-

6:35 love it Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide. All I must say is Thank You Dan!

Revisiting this after 3 years out a tear to my eye dantdm is the best

Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say : “Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say His old intro”

“cLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT IT THE OBJECT THAT IS GOING TO *KILL* YOU” **looks at luigi plush** “l-luigi?”

2 years later still watching this gem ♥

Dan says I am gonna try not to laugh, * also Dan laughs 53 times

"Dog does a cool trick" Dan: S H O E S

No one: Elastigirl Not a soul: Helen Parr Dan: Mrs Incredible

The fact that the people *do* know their lefts and rights and Dan just forgot about point of view 😂

Also the lama song was stuck in my head for ages also FROOG SUMMON CIRCLE 😂😂😂

“The closest thing to my right will kill me” *sees friend* *slowly backs away*

RU-vid is getting really comfortable with these unskippable ads.

10:13 For anyone wondering (including you Dan) The game is called beat up simulator

It’s been three years and I am still watching it

Daddy and Mommy Pig: *selling Peppa and George on the street* Dan: *”OH THEY’RE FINE!”*

Notice how Peppa pigs “Family” WENT into the slaughterhouse but only “daddy pigs” and “mommy pigs” came back OUT, the food must be Peppa and George

*Who's watching this 2023?*

This was so good in quarantine😭😭😭

Lol! thanks for putting me in at @3:44 I promise the camera was just flipped and I know my lefts from rights 85% of the time

**Dan sees duck tiktoks** **Also Dan goes to Jemma** Dan: Hey Jemma! Wanna get a pet duck? Jemma: 👁👄👁

👁👄👁n i c e d a n

The roblox game featured in this video is named: Beat Up Simulator

Everyone: You should be dead TikTok: I’m on the internet, I live forever

Fact: The music from the dancing llama is from a cereal commercial.

the game is called beat up people simulator Dan (edit: i posted this way to late i already know)

Tiktok: im still standing after all this time

Dan: That's his left. Most cameras are inverted, but he better still sleep with one eye open

Dan's Future Pet List: Duck Miniature Snails And Chanting Frogs

Nothing made me laugh more than the second one 😂😂😂

Its been two years at least please do another one of these

Dan :why can’t someone hold a lolly stick, tap it and record it Me: BECAUSE THE REST OF US ONLY HAVE 2 HANDS!!!

No one: Dan: I do NOT condone violence on roblox! Also Dan: shoots players in a roblox game

OMG THE OUTRO SONG JUST GAVE ME SO MUCH NOSTALGIA-

i have been watching this man for 5 years

"They're not chillin. They be seein stars. Their world is spinnin." Dan be spittin BARS

"The closest object to your right will kill you!" Looks at my homework Me: "I ALWAYS knew that homework was BAD for you!"

Dan:”No violence” Me in my mind:”Says the guy who burns hatchimals and appears on the newspaper for fun”

Btw the game is called beat up simulator

Everyone talking about " the closest object to your right will kill you" Me: He doesn't even know what happened to Peppa and George pig

dan: I WANT A DUCK! I WANT A MINI SNAIL! jemma: hmm.... how bout no.

For the dog the dog can do this stuff because it is a bedgem maluma witch are the dogs that they use in the military ❤

The game is Beat up simulator by Imded

TikTok: *shuts down* Dan's life: Aight, Imma head out

99% Comments: "THE CLOSEST THING TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU" 1% Comments: a normal comment

1:43 the man was too stunned to speak

Dan, the peppa pig one was DARK, the parents came out the store without the kids and a trolley full of ham😭💀

“THE OBJECT CLOSEST TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU” *looks at tray of cantaloupe* I believe you.

"The closest object to your right is gonna kill you" *looks to my right* *Sees a book* I always knew reading would be the death of me.

There’s a roblox game called Beat up Simulator and you can do anything and you can spawn things such as the laptop

anyone else still waiting for the recreating tiktoks video

Who Remembers The How To Train Your Dragon Meme Where Hiccup And Dan Had the same face,but not beard,BUT NOW...HE HAS A FLIPPIN BEARD MAN!

“THE CLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU” Me:**looks at kitten laying on arm** Kitten:**yawns and snuggles my arm** My mind:wait wut?

It’s funny how he says “stop!” And then plays the tick tock again

Duck: *falls into pond Dan: HE HITS THE *GROUND* SO HARD-

Dan: Watching tiktoks and not recreating them Us: R E C R E A T E T I K T O K S

dan: oh I love shrek Him literally five seconds later: I hate shrek.

18:10 he be slaying

Rip Ellie

Dan: “this is the type of dad I want to be” The video: *crazy velociraptor dad.*

Dan “oh I thought that got dark right then” Him completely ignoring peppa and george are missing: 👁👄👁

Pikachu plushie is gonna kill me

THE ANIMAL CROSSING SOUND WHEN YOU SAID THANK YOU 🙏

Imagine Asher becomes a streamer one day and Dan walk in and says “are ya winnin son”

Dan: 'No violence!' Also dan: *plays arsenal with the decapitate death effect*

Mad to think this was 3 years ago, man time flies 😢

Slaughter House Remind me of that 2021-2022 GD hardest

"the closest object to your right will kill you" Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully. RUN

Dan : “I do not condone violence in roblox” Me : “But 6 six days ago you were shooting people with guns in roblox”

10:19 the game is called beat up simulator

6:35 was so cursed and the song was great btw

Dan: TikTok isn't gone yet! 10-year-old girls: YAAAyaYY I CAN POST MY CRINGEY DANCES!!!!!!!!!!

"The closest object to your right is going to kill you." Me looking at the sofa:.....should I be concerned?

dan's a legend

The things he does for us

Dan: he is cute but horrifying Me: he’s cutely horrifying

Dan : im noticing the details. 10 minutes later "watches a peppa pig video does not know that peppa and gorge are missing

Him and his dog are burgler experts

Fun fact: my dad drives a truck, and once he couldn't see where he was going so he dragged a car across the parking lot

Dan years ago: **playing minecraft** Dan now: **watching ducks twerk on tik tok**

Vine: n o Musically: n o TikTok: n o what’s next?

MY BLANKETS GONNA KILL ME, I GUESS I AM GONNA SUFFACATE

blud rolled a legendary frog

"The emoji with two eyes and a mouth. I'm puttin' that in the title and see what happens." Sorry Dan, I have no reaction.

Everyone: WHOA That dog can jump really high DanTDM: *S* *H* *O* *E* *S*

1:55, You kneel to tie your shoe, and it jumps

Closest thing to my right is a mirror

I don’t think dan relized that peppa and George didn’t come back from “Disney world”

game: beat up simulator >go to classroom map you will see dan on the board

6:06 the background house, that's why hello neighbor hated them so much.

"EVERY ONE HAS A PET DUCK EXCPT FOR MEEEEEEE" Someone make that an audio for Tik Tok

"You've hit the bottom of the barrel and that barrel has a basement" -JuicyFruitSnacks

For a meme: A netball game was on at my school and we were playing music, BUT THEN THE TEACHERS RICK ROLLED US!

"Thought things got real dark then." Yeah, the parents flipping killed them mate

people in every other year: "I want a dog/cat mommy and daddy!' people in 2020: "*give me duck I want duck*"

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Dan: it's Turkeyboy55... this is how we summon him in the future

The music for the last one 😂

4:19 IDK if it's a UK thing but he went left and said it's right even though he Live's in the Uk so idk

Ducks: get thrown in WATER Dan: those ducks hit the GROUND pretty hard