Why Little Caesars Crazy Calzony Scares Me

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Little Caesars is reinventing pizza with the release of their new Crazy Calzony. Featuring a calzone-like crust filled with garlic white sauce, mozzarella cheese, julienne pepperoni and sprinkled with parmesan, I face my fears and try this item out in todays review!
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@TheReportOfTheWeek 2 года назад

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@joshualogan6655 2 года назад

@downtotheboiler5621 2 года назад

Hello there

@spaggetiandameatbals5295 2 года назад

1 first repmet

@nprpps 2 года назад

How is this 8 hours agoo the video is 16 minutes old.. wtf

@CloudWithoutASky 2 года назад

i love calzones, Little Ceasars should literally just make, normal calzones, itd be so good.

@TheReportOfTheWeek 2 года назад

I meant to say "carnivorous plants" instead of "venomous" but that slip-up has no bearing on the review itself.

@naidubantery 2 года назад

Hi!hope you have a great week, review brah:)

@dunktastic4232 2 года назад

That’s alright my guy

@gottagrind2shine607 2 года назад

Unacceptable. 😂

@urvermin2682 2 года назад

don't worry, we will not hold it against you my man

@joshualogan6655 2 года назад

No problem.

@andrewlatlip7051 2 года назад

I have seen several of this young mans videos, As a 63 year old man, I find the narrator impeccably dressed, articulate and an air of class reminiscent of movies of the 1940's and 50's. He brings a refreshing take on the subjects he discusses and a surprising intellecutallity that is missing in many other videos. Keep up the good work sir.

@playasadonejoe 2 года назад

I like his style too! I get Peter Lorre and the guy from The Princess Bride. I think I'll start wearing a tie.

@tnzdad 2 года назад

Unfortunately he is nude from the waist down in all his videos.

@andrewlatlip7051 2 года назад

@@tnzdad not true, funny but not true, I have seen him sit back and cross his legs with pants on.

@AMabud-lv7hy 2 года назад

@@andrewlatlip7051 ure lying

@throwaway8632 2 года назад

@@tnzdad what if he gets sauce on his “assets”?

@jgunner280 2 года назад

This looks like one of those things you eat when you're absolutely in a guilty junk food mood. I mean, most fast food and pizza joints are technically in that direction, but still this is just like no class, no disguise, get into a buttery cheesy mess for cheap kinda plan. The inner box speaks for itself in that regard.

@Malcolm-pp4xb 2 года назад

Dude it looks so nasty

@zedzed5276 2 года назад

Yeah, it's one of those things where you open the box and eat it in the car cuz you don't want anyone to see you eating one.

@deadartist8827 2 года назад

You mean when you're stoned.

@discojoe3 2 года назад

I would never eat this for any reason. Absolute garbage.

@OnlyMichaelJackson 2 года назад

it probably tastes good but I could never ever bring myself to eat it. I feel like I'd get diabetes and clogged arteries after one bite

@nickswinehart3343 2 года назад

It's 2021, I'm 38 years old, and I spend many lunch breaks watching a man eat fast food. Love you ReviewGod.

@mariamm663 2 года назад

U don't look 38

@mariamm663 2 года назад

@@iphoneragis2gg ok.

@elynmartinez4896 2 года назад

@@iphoneragis2gg Name checks our

@superj7106 Год назад

@@mariamm663 Are you high?

@superj7106 Год назад

Its Reviewbruh not Reviewgod

@pagansbasin6657 2 года назад

You’re the most proper looking person that’s probably ever stepped foot near a little ceaser’s pizza

@Ambipie 2 года назад

Nah everyone eats caesar

@AltCTRLF8 2 года назад

i bet when he walked in the employees thought “oh shit the president is here!”

@TheDevPodcast 2 года назад

THIS GUY ISNT GOOD IM BETTER

@jbezoarjr5269 2 года назад

@@TheDevPodcast cry about it

@geoffreytian3969 2 года назад

As someone who works at little Caesars, can confirm

@TanukiDan 2 года назад

The calzony devoured my family after revealing it was alive. I give it a 6/10.

@DavidLLambertmobile 2 года назад

Watch the 🍕 ad on SNL. 😁 Not Pizza! Lol...

@dmac7406 2 года назад

I gave it a solid 7.5 we ate two of them between four people and everyone was content .

@barockobummer2448 2 года назад

Get vengeance by eating its family #sigmadodecillionairegrindset

@idoit5067 2 года назад

@@dmac7406 so you are its friend

@DoctorRickSanchez 2 года назад

Little caesars tastes bland it just doesn't have the spices/ingredients needed to make it pop like Papa John's or better yet Marco's pizza.

@taltamir 2 года назад

"Be ready for a messy meal" this is true. I am very impressed at how immaculately clean he managed to stay while eating it

@tannaeros 2 года назад

I truly enjoy this person's work. He's the guy I wouldn't mind sitting next to at an overlong wedding reception.

@michaelbabella1103 2 года назад

When little caesers quit selling pepperoni crazy bread, that was *almost* my last straw with them, but instead they took it one step further when I asked them why and the answer was it was outselling their pizza and they couldn't have that. Perhaps there was a reason pepperoni crazy bread was outselling your pizzas.

@jeremyzimmerman6968 2 года назад

Many LC locations will still make Pepperoni Cheese Bread if you ask nicely!

@N8sNotHere 2 года назад

It's never been off our menu. I think you just might have had an ass for a GM or AGM 😂

@elijahgipper1837 2 года назад

Are you talking about our pepperoni cheese bread? I make that every day.

@Auszar023 2 года назад

They still make Pepperoni cheese bread

@kingofthetrill 2 года назад

Wtf is pepperoni cheese bread? Must I try it?

@GracefulWolf22 2 года назад

“I wouldn’t be surprised if in an alternate universe, this was the dominant life form” 😂🤣 im dead

@IcidLink 2 года назад

Yeah 🤣😂

@RmNaNtCbScRrn 2 года назад

The fact that he himself looks a bit alienish/reptilian made it more believable 😂

@rockhauler6504 2 года назад

Absolutely awesome, I love Little Caesars they just put a middle finger to the competition and help feed people cheap

@aeonise 2 года назад

This thing was the most inexplicably good item Little Caesars' has ever produced. It had no right at all to be even decent, yet it was instantly a favorite for lots of people. Definitely a ton of butter splashed over it (which I think it would be fine with just a bit to adhere the garlic/parmesan topping), but the cheese, white sauce, and julienned pepperoni filling was great (julienned pepperoni should be more common on pizza in general; it's far better than the common slices). The crust was surprisingly well suited to the calzone style, too.

@drafthard6562 2 года назад

“İ fear no man” “But that thing” *Looks at Crazy Calzone* “İt scares me...”

@zgeks5gd7 2 года назад

Crazy Calzony*

@Chuked 2 года назад

Its good

@asianbois522 2 года назад

0-0

@katdat 2 года назад

I fear no man *Looks at Crazy Calzone* I fear for man

@Chuked 2 года назад

@@katdat it actually tasted pretty good

@wyattasher1761 2 года назад

Something I respect about this man is he is one of the most gentle and quiet eaters ever

@hectorleon465 2 года назад

Exactly, its what makes you so relaxed and subscribe to him lol

@koda4398 2 года назад

That’s how everybody should eat, unfortunately my family doesn’t have any manners.

@ada_funni 2 года назад

@@koda4398 lol

@Glimbosgold69 2 года назад

Thats kinda his shtik

@aidenorpington4637 2 года назад

@josepheckhart5181 2 года назад

I had ordered this about a month ago when I initially saw his review of this, I just had to try it out myself. It is indeed very greasy and messy to eat without a plate or napkin, but overall tasted very good. It's something I would definitely get again.

@laurenm9224 2 года назад

I love your enthusiasm! Just have fun with it! You are such a breath of fresh air. Your reviews are objective and descriptive which I find to be very helpful with deciding whether I would or would not try these items. You are so professional. You’d be so great at evaluating the actual establishments and service levels. You are so observant and detail oriented and would leave a very fair review which would really improve the quality all the way around. You are just so adorable and I love your channel! ❤️

@kinenai 2 года назад

His laughter at the cheese "seepage" is contagious thus further inviting one to laugh along. A heartwarming moment in the cold yawning chasm of negativity that has become entertainment.

@-NxFace- 2 года назад

Wow absolutley beautiful comment man

@almiibbo 2 года назад

Agreed, very well said and I laughed along as well

@BIGALiXX 2 года назад

Calm down man it's just a food video

@filiparambasic8196 2 года назад

Absolute exemplary and well spoken commentary

@carlossjourneythroughlife2647 2 года назад

Honestly! I couldn’t stop laughing😂

@ricofreako5971 2 года назад

John's tie matches his home décor. Always so stylish.

@365DaysOfCristian 2 года назад

Who is John? There is only ReviewBrah

@honkeykong1904 2 года назад

who tf is John

@cursorguy 2 года назад

@@honkeykong1904 I think that’s ReviewBruh’s real name

@LexiSantos 2 года назад

@@cursorguy Terrible standard name for such a scholar

@ricofreako5971 2 года назад

@@365DaysOfCristian That's his real first name.

@slxth4076 2 года назад

I love how into this calzone he is. he’s got me laughing along to cheese 😭

@teirdalin 2 года назад

I mean, it's a cross. Makes sense for a vampire to be afraid of it.

@ydinoh 2 года назад

That's fukd up

@desmonddinkins182 2 года назад

😄😄😄😄😞

@jennb1768 2 года назад

And that overload of garlic **hisssssss**

@grodeejodee9815 2 года назад

him laughing at that cheese glob is the most wholesome thing ever

@chrisj9825 2 года назад

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm

@LimitlessEntertainment_ 2 года назад

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm Yes you’re right, me and chris j approve

@cougarprey9629 2 года назад

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm.

@diddledude5422 2 года назад

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm

@andrewr681 2 года назад

I'm sure it was not the most wholesome thing ever, Not sure how you even compared that word to seeing a man laugh at his cheesy sauce dropping from the big stick he was holding after it had completed its most manly of functions. But you have a great day ;)

@xigbar1994 2 года назад

Looks like a shuriken an Italian ninja would use.

@VandalCleaver 2 года назад

Underrated comment

@bimbo122 2 года назад

When the moon hits your eye, you wouldn’t see them coming

@MuffDiver71 2 года назад

That was my first thought too.

@voidwalker9939 2 года назад

We have updated our arsenal with miniguns shooting penne cooked very "al dente", also don't forget the lasagna riot shields

@kurtbacani6956 2 года назад

Mama mia! No jutsu

@noacog4u320 2 года назад

The way he describes his fear of the thing is so hilarious. Great content.

@angelinadenisenko7396 2 года назад

When it was sliding down and he starts laughing. So wholesome! I'm laughing with you!

@MementoMoriarty 2 года назад

I tried the crazy calzony a few days ago, and honestly. I think its one of their best menu items. Its needless, I don't get how someone thought it up, but I loved it.

@BigblackDavis 2 года назад

Fold a pizza, sell it for more

@aegis5986 2 года назад

@@BigblackDavis and get it taste better than the regular one

@yasuke414 2 года назад

Does the white sauce he's talking about taste like Alfredo? Or just normal cheese with garlic

@MementoMoriarty 2 года назад

@@yasuke414 I believe the white sauce is a blend of garlic butter and parmesan.

@jayr5277 2 года назад

Yeah, it’s definitely a garlic parm sauce, which is also probably the best alternative pizza sauce out there.

@jolliron 2 года назад

As a little caesars employee, this is the best thing to ever come out of the company. It tastes amazing and I hope it doesn't sell well so the employees have a bunch of extra ingredients laying around.

@marwan4358 2 года назад

Haha

@Ramen.1 2 года назад

I hate making it in a rush it slows all your momentum down

@jolliron 2 года назад

@@Ramen.1 we pretty much always prep a couple ahead of time.

@Ramen.1 2 года назад

@@jolliron yea we prepped like 20 and still ran out😂

@jolliron 2 года назад

@@Ramen.1 dang it must be a lot more popular in your area. We maybe get like 5 orders of it tops a day.

@johnnytheyoungmaestro Год назад

I absolutely love how he had a laugh about the dripping sauce and the falling pepperoni! That's what makes a food item so good, I think! Great video!!

@mikehoncho8572 2 года назад

We watched you every single day at lunch and you never disappointed. Today is my freinds and I last lunch together and we picked this video to watch. Amazing video, thank you

@jeffreythurnau6796 2 года назад

The white sauce/cheese concoction oozing out of the calzone reminded me of a low budget 1985 horror movie called “The Stuff”. The premise was this popular new ice cream like dessert is very addicting and turns out to be a living organism. The movie tag line was “Are you eating it, or is it eating you?”. After all that though, the crazy calzoney pepperoni still looks interesting enough to try. Thanks for the review.

@howardgilman5698 2 года назад

I'll give your comment a 69 for the visual allusions.

@trevertravis8963 2 года назад

That movie sounds awesome.

@emmastorm9916 2 года назад

Omg! We had that movie on video. Lol it was so weird haha I use to watch it when I was like 8 years old. Didn’t they kill the “ice cream” by exploding the factory it was build in? Lol I remember when the dog ate it and turned crazy 😜

@morelcompasstv Год назад

As an avid fan of b movies I liked The Stuff. Cannot believe that anyone else witnessed that fine film though. 7/10

@nefwaenre 2 года назад

That smiling face, that sharp, dry humour; that dapper & immaculate form and that honest food review. That's all what i'm here for. But today, today i'm here just for your hearty laughs. Pure soul. ♥

@JK-jl1bf Год назад

I think this one is my favorite so far. I could never eat something like that but it’s fun watching you eat it and that’s what matters. Everyone is having fun. Keep doing these reviews. Love the genuine honesty and it’s nice to know you’re impartial for as far as any when it comes to fast food.

@TCook-yi4wu 2 года назад

This is the most entertaining food critic I have ever heard!!! I watched the whole video!! Style and impeccable taste in the delivery of the information. The sip from the glass....smooth.

@LiverbestGibs 2 года назад

"It's absolutely saturated in oil and grease..." sold! I'm getting it.

@SNAGZ-HD 2 года назад

😂 yeah that part has me plotting A way to get it today"

@purdysanchez 2 года назад

That's the way pepperoni pizzas/calzones should be

@sethboooooi23245 2 года назад

As opposed to anything else little caesars makes? Lol, love it as a guilty pleasure sometimes though. If anyone’s familiar with hungry Howie’s pizza, that is my true guilty pleasure.

@rcrotorfreak 2 года назад

Very true Pizza should be oily. Should have rich cheesy taste. Geat strong taste of the pizza sauce. I have a friend who own a pizza resturant. Sauce has no flavor but just like tometo sauce. The dough was hard. Cheese was..... Like a taco shop cheese. Was way worse then dominoes. It was bad. I'll try this see whats up.

@michaeljohnson-mc9lx 2 года назад

Agreed. I would have never considered this garbage. But now it looks pretty good!

@jeffbushnell4910 2 года назад

This product looks like something a guy who got super baked and seen a fidget spinner and thought it would be a good idea to incorporate both of them into one edible concoction

@dustyblue2ify 2 года назад

BEST COMMENT- FIDGET SPINNER DOOBIE CREATION....

@VPZealouZ 2 года назад

@@dustyblue2ify what

@aydcu3806 2 года назад

@@VPZealouZ what?

@MsGingerBread0216 2 года назад

Knowing Little Ceasars, odds (and employees) are HIGH.

@TheProdigyAccordion 2 года назад

Couldnt be a better description than that lol

@Beetlejuicer 2 года назад

Little caesars gives me more heartburn than anything i've ever consumed.

@starburst9053 2 года назад

I literally can't sleep right now because of little Ceasar's induced heartburn 😫

@senior_potato2094 2 года назад

This man has some of the only content on youtube I’ll somehow sit down and watch start to finish without my eyes leaving the screen… the man is a wizard

@Rick_Hoppe 2 года назад

He opens the box and my immediate reaction is, “Good Lord! It’s an abomination!” It looks like the “face hugger” from the Alien movies.” And my first impulse was to drive a stake through its heart.

@jacksonbaldwin3463 2 года назад

His laugh at 6:08 is so genuine…never fails to put a smile on my face. I LOVE YOU REVIEW BRAH!!!!!

@JosephSpadafino 2 года назад

It's like hearing a unicorn fart.

@leenbeenmeanbean2708 2 года назад

@@JosephSpadafino Are you implying that you've seen a unicorn before? Lol

@WiredLain_ 2 года назад

@@leenbeenmeanbean2708 Are you implying that you’ve never seen a unicorn fart before? Hard to believe

@UndoingRuin08 2 года назад

It's so weird how many times I find myself reading a comment while the video is playing, and the comment I am reading is about the thing happening at the exact moment in the video I'm watching. weird stuff

@SoulAmazing92 2 года назад

@@UndoingRuin08 stay off the tube

@od1401 2 года назад

That's an actual coronary artery disease in a box right there

@Kat-jp6iy 2 года назад

I'm allergic to almost all fast food and I still love watching your videos. There's something so calming about the way that you review these meals. Also, I actually get to find out what they taste like lol

@AdaptiveApeHybrid 2 года назад

Also can I just point out the nuances of this renaissance man? One minute he's divulging all he knows about the secret realms of the planescape, then he drops some wisdom and teaches us not to judge by appearances, then he's giggling like a school girl, then he's the absolute professional. Multifaceted Brah

@EnderMon 2 года назад

Little Caesars employee here, I personally think this is one of the best items we have ever created. That garlic white sauce is something else man. Even my father says this is his favorite “comfort” pizza if you will. Lots of calories but it’s delicious. Also, It’s a lot easier to make than the pepperoni cheese stuffed crust so that’s a plus. It’s much more than a novelty, if you haven’t tried it you should. For sure worth the price.

@luther1546 2 года назад

gross. really very gross and disgusting. you shouldn't eat garbage like this.

@wertiaaudit5746 2 года назад

The nacho pizza was the best but ok

@EnderMon 2 года назад

@Ultra Mega Chicken what’s your reasoning behind your opinion? Just curious tbh. I hope you aren’t one of the people who think all of our ingredients are crap lol. Heck, we make the dough every morning. It’s all good stuff

@EnderMon 2 года назад

@@luther1546 why do you feel this way?

@EnderMon 2 года назад

@@wertiaaudit5746 that was very good, I forgot about that one!

@raycarl7933 2 года назад

Kudos for your reviews. I just shared your channel with my daughter and pointed out that you are the most clean cut and polite reviewer of anything on the internet..

@Cap10NRGMusic 2 года назад

I really do enjoy your reviews and your channel. Thanks for your hardwork!

@danielh.541 2 года назад

"Novelty" is definitely the right word. That doesn't necessarily make it bad, but it's definitely a marketing ploy. Thanks for the reviews as always.

@EnderMon 2 года назад

Really? It’s my personal favorite item taste wise but to each their own

@WaxwingSlain 2 года назад

Hey same name

@ShadeDraws 2 года назад

@@WaxwingSlain sue him for copyright infringement.

@squibbelsmcjohnson 2 года назад

It's a fucked up pizza lol

@stratabegood 2 года назад

its good eat it

@brubbo0435 2 года назад

I work at little Caesars those things are really hard to get out of the pan

@oliver6354 2 года назад

Can you substitute something for the pepperoni? Also any inside info on pretzel crust pizza that shit slaps

@Ambipie 2 года назад

No wonder it's so crumpled

@exosluckyone 2 года назад

i can imagine the frustration of the workers

@AltCTRLF8 2 года назад

is it just pepperoni? can you add/substitute fillings?

@brubbo0435 2 года назад

@@AltCTRLF8 in the middle it can be any toping but on the calzone parts it can be cheese or pepperoni

@kevagardner3640 2 года назад

Absolutely my exact assessment. I shared it with a co-worker, and we both were, overwhelmingly, overwhelmed. 😯. It was edible. Spot on. I felt it was too much, unnecessarily.

@gracie1312 Год назад

@3:34 that thumbnail freeze Moment was just adorable

@ccchhhrrriiisss100 2 года назад

I have to say that Little Caesar's has surprised me. It used to be the LAST place that I would want to buy pizza from. The original old pizzas always tasted like they were full of freezer-burned preservatives. However, the Detroit Style Deep Dish, the new Extra-Most Bestest (I'm not sure if I spelled that correctly) Stuffed Crust and now this are actually tasty and a great value. Someone is doing something right at Little Caesar's.

@orlandor7825 2 года назад

Try the exxxxtramostbestest thin crust!

@koda4398 2 года назад

Too much garlic and greasy af

@hyperbaroque 2 года назад

The only interesting thing to me is they have focused on garlic. Have I landed in an alternate timeline? Do Americans suddenly love garlic? Because I have been getting hate for putting garlic on my food and enjoying garlic for more or less my entire life.

@peterpumpkin1 2 года назад

Their deep dish pizzas seem like they would be pretty good

@PszMan19063 2 года назад

@@hyperbaroque what? Garlic bread is considered like a universally loved item, I’ve never seen anyone complain about garlic besides jokes about bad breath.

@nomchompsky2883 2 года назад

Truly one of the most intriguing and unique people on RU-vid. Bravo, good sir!

@trini203 2 года назад

Definitely the most I’ve laughed watching your videos. Your description of the alien life form that “white sauced” all over your hand was fantastic. Thanks for that.

@geoffreytian3969 2 года назад

I work at little Caesars and your impressions and review quite matches up with most of the employees' thoughts as well. It's a pain in the ass to make, plus the fact that the white sauce inside the calzone has become the butt of many other "white liquid" jokes at our store. The comments about all the oil and butter is nothing new, and the end of the day this is just another little Caesars Heart Attack in a Box. Thanks for reviewing this! It's quite interesting being someone who has to make these and seeing you review it.

@smittycal 2 года назад

My question is can you request it with less sauce or no sauce in the crust just cheese? I’m just curious 🧐 Maybe that will keep it from being an overload.

@twanger5819 2 года назад

@@smittycal the sauce inside the calzone portion is a cheese sauce. If you removed the sauce, the calzone would be practically empty aside from the pepperoni. But yes, you can request it.

@nonameno5717 2 года назад

Does anyone make a kingdom come joke with that pizza

@infernaltomato 2 года назад

@@twanger5819 twanger

@AngieDW 2 года назад

Without the sauce sounds better. Would be like a pizza roll with pepperoni and cheese… then just dip it into the crazy sauce

@Ayush-dd6bk 2 года назад

Where I live, your videos come out at night time, and it's just so relaxing to end the day by watching your review. The calm composure, the slight humour, THE SUIT, of course, all add such good flavour to the review/video. Thank you so much for doing what you do!

@kristopherthomas7166 2 года назад

I just barely came upon this channel yesterday and haven’t watched very many of these videos but this video is one of the more Lovecraftian videos on the web that I’ve seen.

@whitealliance9540 2 года назад

"Lovecraftian"? Thats interesting...

@4D0R1NGF4N 2 года назад

I love this video, I gotta come back to it every now and then.

@jordo613 2 года назад

"Goodness me - I don't even know what that is." Even the Calzony melts in the presence of greatness.

@Sweetpea1128 2 года назад

The Mom in me was very concerned about your suit getting that cheese sauce on it! I checked your channel yesterday to see if you had reviewed this, and then here it is today. You did not disappoint! I’m having it at lunch tomorrow. I’ll order the cheese variant, and freeze 3/4 of it for three future lunches! It looks very large and rich, so I will pace myself! Thanks for this great review. You are adorable!

@Userhandleidk 2 года назад

I need a follow up review!

@Sweetpea1128 2 года назад

@@Userhandleidk Ok! I got the cheese one. It i excellent! I am not disappointed. I would now order this above any other brand. 👍🏻😁

@bdquest9999 2 года назад

Wholesome

@juliaalvarez537 2 года назад

Mom in me uhhhh

@oweeb5909 2 года назад

Thoughts on meth?

@CosplayZine 2 года назад

That tie goes with that painting so well.

@alicesandlie 2 года назад

🤤 you described it perfectly. I'm going to make sure I try one this week.

@TonightWeGrill 2 года назад

Most people don’t know how to pick the correct size collar on their shirts they wear with ties. Yours is perfect. You should do a video on that. Haha.

@RockNRolla1212 2 года назад

I know at this point it's shtick for him to rock the oversized suit, but if he went out and got a tailored suit, it'd be dope. Lol.

@leonderond4746 2 года назад

Nothing about that fit is perfect. He is tho

@rmarley2100 2 года назад

He looks like Back Pack Kid

@jbstuff 2 года назад

There's no oil, it's just butter. And I'm pretty sure we made one of these every time we dropped a pizza out of the oven.

@oopsibrokethecow 2 года назад

This was your best review yet, had me in stitches

@rydersharp7554 2 года назад

"Can't judge a book by its cover" "It is what it is" **nervous laughter** I'm so sorry for what little caesars has done to you

@jokerproduction 2 года назад

It seems the Little Caesars kitcheneers have finally resorted to just taking a massive dump into a pizza box.

@rywa5788 2 года назад

🤣 I shoutlaughed

@sofern2681 2 года назад

Honestly it looks so fucking tasty

@Dara321AAA 2 года назад

If it’s a garlic-buttery dump call me the scatman

@markb130 2 года назад

Hahahah

@TheDevPodcast 2 года назад

IM BETTER THAN REVIEW BRAH

@davefox7516 2 года назад

I like how he studies it while he's eating it.

@faustdurven 2 года назад

The wild Reviewbrah carefully observes his prey, looking for the best next bite

@ellissmith23 2 года назад

That’s what she said

@davefox7516 2 года назад

@@ellissmith23 LOL! 👏👏👏

@josephishkabibble5863 2 года назад

Bruh..I wondered where you’ve been and I’ve seen the YT follow up story..but I fully respect your assessment and feel I missed out on your earlier stuff! Big ups

@josephishkabibble5863 2 года назад

That white nothing is their equivalent to RICOTTA 🤮

@metaspherz 2 года назад

Over the decades, I have purchased (possibly even consumed) more than my height in Little Caesars' pizzas if they were to be stacked atop each other. I've noticed a lot of changes in their ingredients and their food items but their quality has mostly remained consistent. While they may not be the best pizza, they are reasonably priced, and I have rarely been disappointed by my last-minute choice to visit their drive-thru window. The one near where I live always seems to be very busy too. I don't know any other place where I can get a fairly tasty pizza in 5 minutes or less that isn't sold by the slice in a gas station or convenience store.

@GripAndRipShorts 2 года назад

I appreciate your eating manners. You have to be one of the smoothest, quietest, cleanest people I've seen chewing food.

@Jdp313 2 года назад

He definitely doesn’t mukbang the food.

@mikal 2 года назад

I think LC is starting to realize how great their stuffed crazy bread is, and now they're trying to expand upon that.

@Thatlayzeeone 2 года назад

You crack me up bro 😂 love your videos!! Keep doing what you’re doing 💯

@TheReportOfTheWeek 2 года назад

Appreciate it!!

@gearsofwar2497 2 года назад

Just discovered this dude. His content is amazing, glad RU-vid recommended it to me

@strokin3s 2 года назад

You were blushing an awful lot during the “white sauce” dripping! 😂😂

@gerardomtz92 2 года назад

He has something in mind. 😂

@ohi2399 2 года назад

LMFAO

@beefchief626 2 года назад

He should eat an entire stick of greasy pepperoni.

@nitramza861 2 года назад

"Mouthfull of white liquid"

@MrBread-gt7jd 2 года назад

I will not stand for this, reviewbrah is the straightest man to ever live, we can’t even comprehend a fraction of i his straightness

@Felyx90 2 года назад

Reviewbrahs laughter adds ten more years to my lifespam

@padarousou 2 года назад

He spams life giving

@IvanOoze1990 2 года назад

processed life in a can.

@eidiotwind2084 2 года назад

Brah didn't spam me :(

@Felyx90 2 года назад

lifespan* epic fail

@daviclar867 2 года назад

idol worship

@ceeb420 2 года назад

Reviewbrah's laughter as the cheese slides down his hand is the most pure thing I've ever heard in my life. (06:05)

@stevengootsj 2 года назад

Love your reviews!

@enriquemontano2232 2 года назад

I didn’t even know this was a thing!! I will have this for lunch Update: I’m on my lunch break and ate half of it. It’s delicious but have fun trying to sleep after haha

@mrmarmellow563 2 года назад

Oh NO😻 PLEAZ HAVE🍔🍔🍔'z

@hirokoaki 2 года назад

@@mrmarmellow563 Obama burger!1!1!

@unknownnln9172 2 года назад

And a side of obesity with heart disease

@jp-sx2zi 2 года назад

@@unknownnln9172 Only if you're a lazy ass and don't workout 🥴. Yeah I said it.

@RammsethMukbang 2 года назад

What if it has you for lunch!?!👀

@OoiheartskittlezoO 2 года назад

It would be great to see you on an episode of Hot Ones!

@mannywater2051 2 года назад

Freaking awesome. 👌I plan on buying one soon. Thanks for sharing brah👍

@theodorebear6714 2 года назад

*That tie is fabulous.*

@NotQuiteEpic 2 года назад

Being messy is the only 'con' for this culinary delight. It's really freakin' good!

@generalzod7959 2 года назад

@KingStr0ng 2 года назад

@@generalzod7959 *Yes

@yoleerodriguez-ray5527 2 года назад

After watching your video I ordered this calzone pizza for dinner as my husband and I love garlic. However, I must say it wasn’t over garlicky like you stated. I think whoever made yours went overboard with the ingredients as mine was nowhere near as oily as yours either. Overall, it was tasty. The larger pieces of pepperoni reminded me of the pepperoni used in school pizza. The square ones. 😂😂😂

@DarthUmbris626 2 года назад

I haven't thought about school pizza and their pepperoni in years! 😮🤩

@mitchconner1132 2 года назад

I just started watching your videos and I've been watching for 5 hours now. This is by far the funniest video.

@guitarguy42394 2 года назад

I wouldn’t expect any other chain than little caesar’s to have the insanity and ambition required to create the uncanny valley of pizza products

@josephine.1226 2 года назад

... Your tie looks even more exquisite today than usual, Mister.

@acrocantho_saurus 2 года назад

drippy as usual

@thefray123 2 года назад

Most dapper indeed

@L4C1D 2 года назад

He always looks dapper

@afai10 2 года назад

It’s good I try it yesterday

@mrmarmellow563 2 года назад

@@acrocantho_saurus DAPER?? U too:)

@frydmambajazz7289 2 года назад

It looked so offensive the presentation that it just made me laugh. Not typical to see Brah confronted to that kind of stuff. Was really entertaining lol.

@R0gueM 2 года назад

The only thing this man is missing for his attire, is a fashionable watch. Maybe a Seiko, Orient, or something along those lines.

@Xiomara_Lanier 2 года назад

Yeah that would complete the look! Maybe a pocketwatch if he wanted a little something extra?

@stevenlefevre5135 2 года назад

Reviewbrah, as soon as you said the calzone portion was akin to Crazy Bread with pizza in it, I was convinced you can’t ruin my interest in it 🤤

@suesue9320 2 года назад

He’s hilarious. He gives his FULL respect to each items review. Class act

@tommyfrier4732 2 года назад

I love how your tie matches with the picture behind you. Legend

@daviclar867 2 года назад

who the hell cares

@tommyfrier4732 2 года назад

Well I do Davi

@daneguitarist1 2 года назад

im voting this is your best suit and tie put together yet, repobrah killin like usual! keep being awesome bro!

@7volcast 2 года назад

Great review thank you:)!

@onanygivenseattle110 2 года назад

The greasy box near the suit is giving me indigestion. Stay safe my friend.

@rory_pond1701 2 года назад

Every time he gets near a greasy item while wearing his trademark spiffy threads, my stress levels redline. I wish he'd at least put on an apron.

@onanygivenseattle110 2 года назад

@@rory_pond1701 Agreed. I'd settle for a dinner napkin even.

@jessicasmith7102 2 года назад

His table manners are impeccable paired with a nicely refined palete. #definitelydapper

@doubanjiang 2 года назад

These things look like that creature from the original Star Trek series: Operation Annihilate. They would fly through the air, attach to your face and take over your mind.

@maxwelljohnson2588 2 года назад

Great to see you back in action!

@mrs6968 2 года назад

Thanks for the review I was unaware of that white sauce and now I'm unsure

@drsempiternal4605 2 года назад

I found this channel a couple years ago and I'm so happy to see you still here and thriving

@joshshell210 2 года назад

6:06 most wholesome laugh ever

@nickswinehart3343 2 года назад

'Oh goodness me' Straight out of a whole different era

@danavaughn6918 2 года назад

Righttttttt, he's amazing

@jesselopez5174 2 года назад

This man is a national treasure💯 love his reviews

@jamusgriego6389 2 года назад

You should dip the calzone part into the marinara sauce That's how we eat a regular calzone from a place called Floridino's in Chandler, Arizona. It helps with all that extra bread you get on the calzone.