Yeah, no I don't have any friends. Never have. I don't even associate or communicate with what family I have left. It's all good, as far as I'm concerned. I don't feel like I'm missing anything but the endless drama people seem to crave.
It's easy to be sigma, if back when in college, you took girls out, and on the drive home, out of nowhere, they'd go down. Like... 'damn, didn't expect that!'