Why Spain Fails at Everything - Victoria 2 

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>be spain >sinks the entire Royal Navy Blas de Lezo would be proud m'aboi

>Plays Spain >Doesn't try and anex Portugal

The intro was very spoopy for this video.

Hey thanks for naming Spain after me daddy isp

If you want to know, "desamortazaciones" (plural for desamortización) were a series of policies made by the spanish goverment all around the 19th and early 20th century by which the state took over huge amounts of lands that were in possesion of nobility and church since medieval times.

"Where a Spanish doesn't reach with his hand, he reaches with the point of his sword." -Spanish ambassador in Louis XIV's court.

How to make oatmeal: Stovetop: Bring 1 cup water (or nonfat or low-fat milk) and a pinch of salt (if desired) to a boil in a small saucepan. Stir in 1/2 cup oats and reduce heat to medium; cook, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes. Remove from the heat, cover and let stand for 2 to 3 minutes.

First two notes: C#3 and G#3. Plink: D#6 Doots: D5 and F5 (minor third) Distance from last video (sans doot): Major third down.

Next Victoria 2 video is Qing China, I'm calling it right now.

A video as Spain where Portugal didn't get invaded. A like for that.

What's that? Finishing all the major nations in Victoria 2? Time for a play of all the base secondary powers in Victoria 2 I hear? Awesome!

*The Mighty Siesta Fiesta Empire*

These videos inspire me. For me, Spain is always going on a downward spiral until I’m reduced to mainland Spain. Good job iSorrow.

When you are so early the video is still just 360p

4:49 Spain: Enters Panama James Monroe: Am I a joke to you?

You need to play historically and just sleep for the entire game. Coolmathgames haha

7:17 *ISP Says He Doesn’t Know Where Togo Is* Also ISP: *Circles Togo*

As a Spaniard I must confirm, this is 100% accurate

Plays Carlists: deliberately doesn't free cb puppet the entirety of Central and Southern Americas. 10/10 would ISP again

As an spanish, we are good at 4 things, losing colonies, killing other spanish, exiling kings and somehow making always come back

Play the Madagascar video game at 340k subs

Just checking if ironsidepitchboi is still here at this point.

But bro.. YOU DIDNT TAKE GIBRALTAR.

isp have you heard of a game called hearts of iron 4 and if you did can you please play as czechoslovakia and defend it with artillery only

Skiddadle Skidee, WE WANT VICTORIA III !!!

I love these videos! Wouldn;t even mind seeing you play smaller powers.

"We're having a great war over goddamn TOGO!" *perfectly zooms on Togo* *pans away* "I got no idea when Togo is."

JESUS WAS TRULY A SPANIARD

Hoi4 Expeditionary Forces only

You truly are the John Oliver of Victoria 2. Keep trolling the countries, I love it!

Siestas are done! Thank you Isorrow, very cool.

2:38 XD

could you please do belgium, it would be the perfect send off

Love you, and love vic2 gameplays!!

Ever thought about maybe doing a mega campaign with a memey end goal? Release it as an episode per game so you can have a Ck2 ep, Eu4 etc.

Vicy 2 but Spains fails at everything, sounds familiar

I'm not sure if this was already answered somewhere, but what mods does iSorrowproductions use? His version's Africa looks a lot more interesting.

I love these. Try more in the future

Back it again Isp well done

Play the netherlands next

2:12 I am from Darmstadt :(

4:40 is one of those rare times isorrow is hilarious only using his tone

The skeleton got me so bad I died

Transvaal and oranje free state be like: 😍❤️Spain❤️😍

that wasnt very cash money of you

I love how the intro gets better every video

Love your vids, always makes me laugh XD.

you know what they say, one nap a day keeps the spanish away

Spain is one of the easy nations to play in V2. You have a decent colonial empire in areas where you can expand, you can easily take influence over all latin America, you dont get revolutions on the 1840's or 50's, you only have one land border easily defendeable... If you are smart with 5 armies of 15k you can beat France at the pyrinees, take advantage of Netherlands defeat against Belgium and take indonesia, conquer poor-tugal, slowly take pieces of china such as Taiwan, take Vietnam, Brunei, siam... You get a upper foot at the colonization of Africa thanks to fernado poo island, you can change your government to carlist in early game to create and industrial base, not much population so unemployment wont be an issue early on, a ton of ports, a geographic position in Europe that prevents you to get involved in continental affairs or to be invaded (only threat is france and the UK) defending cuba from the USA is easy if you boost enough the defense of the islands, eventually when Philippines and cuba get civilized you get a massive industrial production boost, if you build enough your navy you can take China into your sphere of influence by the 1870s, also japan early game, mayor nstions such as france and Russia will seek your friendship, and the best part is that you can grow while in Central Europe people try to kill each other. For the contrary you have way to few pops, carlist are constantly rising, they aint dangerous but they are annoying, you never have enough troops early game and tou have to be constantly moving them from europe to america to the pacific... Balancing your economy at the early stages of the game is annoying, pop literacy is abysmal, gibraltar... Just gibraltar... Also if you make a friendship with Morocco they will behave way too well and never allow you a proper excuse to inquisition the shit out of them, as soon as Italy unify and Japan gets civilized you will struggle to stay as a great power ifnyou didn't built yourself enough early game, but as i just said early gsme Spain has a minuscule army and no money. Other than tjatnyou can get to nº1 if played well weity ease and never get as screwed as you get playing other great powers such as Austria or Turkey and is way more fun.

If you decide to ever play more of this (it sounded like you're done for now) I would love to see the modding scene for this/secondary power gameplay!

Spanish mad tired of rebels goes to Italy and cause even more rebels

Fcking 360p

WHERE IS IRONSIDE PITCH BOI

The Jezus joke was so good it made me blow air out of my nose a bit more than normally.

i really like your vids they always make me laugh

we still waiting on that Roblox video

BELGIUM OR BAVARIA NEXT! PLEASE!

Sweet Chin Lord, you scared the shit out of me with that intro. I really jumped.

YT recommended this video 5 years after it was released. Why? Maybe YT knows that I just watched The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare and wants me to read about the colonization of Fernando Po at 3:39.

This is more funny if you are spanish.

If you don’t annex Portugal as Spain, you aren’t playing Spain.

You can’t end the series without playing Jan meyan!

Because of your damn videos now i have an unhealthy addition to this game

*TEXAS BACK HOME AMIGO!* *Make America Spain Again*

WE HIT 20K LIKES TIME FOR ROBLOX

I am calling police for attempted murder THIS SPOOKINESS LEVEL IS UNACCEPTABLE

King Carl was the uncle of queen Elizabeth II of Spain, he never reached to the power or his sons did, so he started various uprisings

PLAY AFGHANISTAN!!!

when is HOI4 coming back?

when you finish your siesta and see an isorrow upload

Spain regained it's Empire just like that

Anyone here??

For 400k play hoi4

ISP: I DONT KNOW WHERE TOGO IS!! Everyone: you were just there

It would be great if you could create a Victoria 2 playlist, it would make it way easier to watch the videos in order

#Roadto20klikes

Play as the us and take over the world

Just went n got 2 entries in for confirming isorro subscription and subscribing to Bo, I don't have twitch otherwise would have gotten other entries

Spoopy scary doots send shivers down your spine

I don't think anyone would have complained if you didn't play as Spain

First

I truly enjoyed the Victoria 2 Series. Stellaris

>when TierZoo and iSorrow upload at the same time

Mexico has better Spanish, so Spain failed language too

Play as the netherlands and get a huge colonial empire. Please like this comment

I have a video idea. You do a modified version of the random country thing you did ages ago in HOI4 but in Vic2. Instead of it being every nation, just go for all great + secondary powers and the aim being not to get the most power possible, but instead try and destroy the country you have control over in the most creative way possible. Love ur vids babe x

now that was SPOOKY

That damn doot at the start

Man, dat intro spooked me so hard!

ISPs Spooktober is all coolmathgames artilery only

That alsace lorraine joke made me feel joy once again.

That was a spooky intro, i almost shit my pants.

iSpookyProductions is real spooky with them scary skeletons fam.

ok, that spaniard jesus joke was fire 😂

the intro always gets me

the intro spooked me so much i fell out of my chair and hit the computer with a sword

I need that Victoria 2 copy

03:06 i actually got scared when i saw this event :D

Soon After this ISP will become a Sengoku only channel