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''Like almost every questionable thing in nature, if you ever see something that doesn't make sense, it usually has something to do with getting laid '' Greatest line ever. Should probably be in every book about nature
@@BluetomatoCh Ok so the pointless thing about breasts is that they're permanent; having them out when they're not being used to feed your baby is pointless. That makes sense, but it doesn't mean that breasts are completely and always pointless. And btw, breasts aren't pointless to begin with, since they have nipples.
Manatees have to be the most love oriented animal on earth. They're loving parents, loving wild animals, and the only time people have had dangerous encounters with them is when they love you so much, they hug you. They're pretty strong. In Florida, every other free diver has a story about "once, when I was free diving, and this manatee tried to lay me...."
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how! (2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come! (Explanation of the Bible verse above): Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record! This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh. (So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around. This is what Christians call a “repentance.” “A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person! (Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.” (Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy. Version 4.0
Hood Nature vs Casual Geographic, I feel like hood nature can mean something else other than nature and could be not as marketable as casual geographic
The last animal actually has a much more interesting backstory than most things on earth. The tuatara might be a reptile but way back after the great dying two groups of reptiles were competing for the new earth as it had just been wiped of 96% of its life, the two groups were the reptiles we have today like crocodiles, lizards, and birds and the other one was the one the tuatara belonged to. Now to the untrained eye the two groups were pretty much indistinguishable but they had a few key features that helped paleontologists define them, I don’t remember them so just bare with me here. In the beginning the tuatara group was actually evolving faster and out competing our reptiles and they had begun taking over the new earth. But eventually the reptiles came out with a new edition that would change the whole course of life forever, Archosaurs. If that name doesn’t sound familiar it’s a term used to describe the very vast majority of the Dinosaurs (I have a horrible memory and can’t remember the exact groups that are archosaurs but I believe things like theropods and ornithischians were at least part of them). The dinosaurs were a complete rework of the reptiles as they could actually do cool things like stand on two feet, and used a complex system of air sacs and different chambers and systems in order to shift their breathing and oxygen intake into maximum overdrive. With these revolutionary tools, the dinosaurs ruled the planet for longer that nearly any other land creature and forced the other reptiles to go into hiding for the foreseeable future. So make sure that next time you see a beautiful recreation of a dinosaur, make sure to thank it for its service and for what it did to make our planet what it is today.
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how! (2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come! (Explanation of the Bible verse above): Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record! This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh. (So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around. This is what Christians call a “repentance.” “A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person! (Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.” (Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy. Version 4.0
3:45 So I knew about the "Mermaids are actually just Manatee's" thing due to their "Similarity". But I DIDN'T know they had like full on hands in their flippers and you just move right on by that fact.
And the Tuatara finds another reason to be one of the coolest lizards on the planet, I remember seeing something about it's third eye years ago but completely forgot. Also the Macaque being so smart really puts hit monkey into perspective lol
“For 2-3 months they are the most dangerous and disrespectful living things on the planet” Orcas: “Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”
1:36 when I lived in Thailand I had s soft shell turtle like that one but it was actually a snapping turtle and he lived in our pond we had. He never bit anyone and wasn’t aggressive at all :)
Makes you wonder if his commentary just comes naturally and he's just this hilarious, or he spends literal hours coming up with the most witty sentences to say for a video.
The scariest part of this video isn't even about the elephants. It's the fact that the Snow Monkeys have body language that feels so eerily familiar and human.
@Di it's jut interesting man, i didn't expect that they would be like that. i don't know why you think i'm acting like people like me are scared of technology but your response just feels like you think that you're smarter than me for not finding it scary.
@@mushmush4980 The Uncanny Valley effect, or perhaps an irrational fear of them evolving to dominate the world in a couple hundred generations. Intelligence in species that we are unable to domesticate is inherently kinda scary.
He says, “evolution ran out of ideas so his eyes are social distancing.” I can’t believe I hadn’t heard of this RU-vidr until today! He’s incredibly witty!
It's because of Crocodile Hunter. I watched soooooo much Steve Irwin on Animal Planet it's not even funny. Like you bet your ass I watched every second of a Croc Files marathon every time.
This channel is the equivalent to that scene in the matrix when Neo gets a mass plethora of information downloaded into his head within seconds. Except this time the quote is "I know animals"
Hey man I just wanted to say I really enjoy ur content and I have learned so much from these videos. As someone who wants to peruse biology, I like your witty sentences and funny descriptions
This man needs his own docu-TV-movie series. Not only is he absolutely hysterical but insanely intelligent oh…did I mention hilarious? Absolutely love this RU-vid channel!!!
The gland fluid is also a sign of strong emotions! If you watch a video of a new calf being born, you’ll see the members of the herd with the fluid on their faces. Basically they’re a bunch of excited aunts, sisters and cousins and I find this freaking adorable! 🥰
*God still laughing God: "Michale come quick" Michael: "what now" God: "A turtle! With no shell 😂" Michael: "Is that another fucking elephant nose? You need to stop doing that" God: "🤣"
That and the fact that he essentially did some quick maths on a napkin and severely undercalculated the circumference of the earth makes me think that whole voyage was just an attempt to let him die at sea. Schools have some explaining to do, saying he was smart and everyone else was a flat earther. That's a total lie, a Greek dude named Eratosthenes back in 240 BC actually calculated the earth's circumference using two sticks, the shadows they made in the sun, and a lot of math in his head. He was only off by about 5 yards or so, and I'd say given the circumstances that it's a forgivable mistake considering he used no paper and pen for these calculations. People rolled with that ever since he published a book about it and the methods he used in the Library of Alexandria (to our knowledge, no copies of it survived the ages, sadly), and it was assumed that the Atlantic was just an empty, giant ocean that you'd probably die trying to cross because ships couldn't hold enough food for the voyage. Nobody knew that there was a continent here, Columbus got lucky and was dumb enough to think the native Cubans were Japanese.
Regarding turtles and breathing underwater: Some of them can absorb oxygen from the water, via blood vessels in their anuses. This doesn't provide a lot of oxygen, but it's enough that a brumating (like hibernation but for reptiles) turtle can park itself at the bottom of a pond until things warm up again in spring.
Nice! Not a lot of people know that, keep up the Herpin my friend, the world needs more open minds like yur ready to soak up knowledge like a turtles, well u know. 🤣 And not only water turtles but even box turtles n some tortoises can do this, that's why u should always put a dish of water that goes a third of the way up their shell in any tortoise enclosure. When they absorb the water it's not jus the oxygen they get out of it, it's pretty amazing really. 🖖
4:49 “We now return to Australia’s Got Talent! Let’s give a round of applause to heavenly voices of the finalists!” Koala: (demonic groaning) Fairy Penguin: (horny roaring) Cassowary: (Jurassic park mixed with attempts to clear a congested throat)
5:00 Australian here, and I first discovered what Koalas sounded like when I was sleeping in a tent underneath them. Needless to say, I didn't get a lot of sleep that night.
Of course it wants to kill me. Elephants never forget to do that. Narwhals are terrified of us, but they still stop Cthulhu eating us. Truly we don't deserve them.
Duude..the worst sound in oz is the sound of possums fighting/fu*king! It’s horrifying 😅 I’m in Hervey Bay QLD and the first time I heard it here, I thought it was a serial killer outside my window 😂
"if you ever see something in nature that doesn't make sense, it usually has something to do with getting laid" - this is so funny dude, congrats for the good work and I hope you keep on doing it 👌🧠 Edit: it was just "keep up the good work" after comma
Male Elephant: I like you. I want you. Now we can do this the easy or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours. Rhino: Well, I don't think you and I aren't gonna be doing anything. Male Elephant: Okay. I see we doing this the hard way.
@@underworldguardian704 to which boondocks got from real life booty warrior that literally said that exact thing. I don't remember his name wish I did but saw original interview. Now I like ya and I wants ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way choice is yours. He also went on saying sex was most important thing in jail. More than money, food, all about sex. He considered himself a booty warrior
Sharks in reality: " Oh bro sorry I hit you I thought you were food-. :( " Scorpions in reality: " A A A, Bonjour, forgive mwa for stinging you, I am Le shy. " Orcas in reality: *I’m going to increase my kill count.*
The way you casually execute the damn jokes and the jokes themselves are just so god damn hilarious. Like for christ sakes "that bug would have glasses that would need a passport" had me dead.
cassowaries sound like an old V8 on idle, but 2 of the pistons are rusting off and the other 6 have not had their oil replaced since the engine was manufactured
I know you’re hugely popular and I’m a nobody but I have to say I really like your show I really like your delivery… Good job. I know your momma is proud. My son turns 18 in two months and whatever he chooses I hope he has your same success and charisma
Since elephants are distantly related to mammoths, this means that male mammoths also went into musth. A mummified mammoth head was found with the same opening.
CG: "Deathstroking a rhino that just wanted directions to the watering hole." (My brain): Elephant wearing an orange and navy blue ninja mask after initiating a Clash Encounter with the rhino and spending all 3 of its Power Bars: "Do you prefer tusk, or trunk?"
4:20 its happened and there was no good reason. Apparently to appease spirits, but I think they killed it first. Pretty much a bunch of sailors needed a reason to try and justify it.
The koalas “growl” could potentially be used for the sounds made by any given creature in a horror film. Slow it down, speed it up, use it as-is...it’ll work.
"By far their biggest Op is the Philippines Eagle, which claps them on an egregious level" this is such a well constructed and culturally diverse sentence. well narrated my G!
Tuatara also have two rows of teeth on their upper jaw, they use this in conjunction with their one row on their lower jaw to shear and break chitin and bone. Unfortunately, while this is really cool, it wears out their teeth on their lower jaw quite fast and they do not regrow lost teeth, so most older tuataras are reduced to grinding softer food between their jaws
"Manatees have the most similar vajaja to humans than any other animal." Like he said, I don't want to know how they know that. Edit: I just realized another disturbing idea: It said the manatee has the most human-like-vajaja of *any* animal. Implying they violated *multiple* species to land on this conclusion.
@@hankjwimbleton4010 "I saw, I conquered, I came" Seems kinda obvious ... for the joke. `If you have to explain a joke, it wasn't funny // If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke` - Joker
Cassowaries, soft shell turtles, and crocodiles are the three relics of prehistoric ages. That first one is pretty much a raptor with feathers and a beak
Actually, it would make sense that birds like cassowaries would make that kinda sound given that they basically came from velociraptors. I mean that is literally why carnivorous birds are called "raptors."
That stalk eyed fly. "It's eyes are social distancing" "It's glasses would need a passport" 🤣😆 I'm dying by this sick, oddly specific burns. Edit: wow guys. Thanks for all the likes
"Ayo dude thats my girl ! " "Sorry bro but I won " "Finee.. I guess ill just kick a baby over and over again till I find the one." "I wish you the best luck man MAN" -elephant handshake-
I’m pretty sure Bearded dragons have the same “third eye” that tuataras have, and if you look at one you can see a white spot on the top of their head, where that eye is
