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Why We Don't Have Flying Cars⁉️ 

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@ThyVincent
@ThyVincent Год назад
"Can we have time travel?" "We already have time travel, it's called *waiting*"
@charleygnarly1182
@charleygnarly1182 Год назад
🤣
@madonut6836
@madonut6836 Год назад
Its called sleeping
@danny7675
@danny7675 Год назад
😂😂
@maebandy
@maebandy Год назад
Right, this is the most Dad blowing off your xmas wishlist clip ever. I want a ipod to listen to music -so whistle I want a slingshot -I'll be happy to poke your eye out and then beat your ass for poking your eye out right now. I'd like to go to the musical observatory summer camp. -you can go next door and whistle with the child molester for free.
@VenusSanctuary
@VenusSanctuary Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@vinaybandi4470
@vinaybandi4470 Год назад
"Can we have night vision?" "We already have night vision, it's called * Lights * "
@emaleearnold3790
@emaleearnold3790 Год назад
Underrated comment
@kianr2200
@kianr2200 Год назад
Yo I’m actually dead at all these comments🤣🤣
@spamgarbage6999
@spamgarbage6999 Год назад
We also have night vision though
@davidkelly1812
@davidkelly1812 Год назад
This is the best comment
@janrimbock4521
@janrimbock4521 Год назад
LOL🤣🤣
@salemalsanan2821
@salemalsanan2821 2 года назад
When he said “we already have flying cars”. I had that “we got food at home” feeling.
@bidencrimefamilymottof-cky953
@bidencrimefamilymottof-cky953 2 года назад
Lol Eddie Murphys mom making hamburgers at home just like McDonald’s.
@r5an
@r5an 2 года назад
lol I didn't but so accurate
@NickST1192
@NickST1192 2 года назад
We got flying cars at home The flying cars at home:
@vizionentertainmentllc
@vizionentertainmentllc 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@Qbesent
@Qbesent 2 года назад
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
@yaogwai
@yaogwai Год назад
“Why can’t we see through walls?” “We already can, it’s called a window”
@damedane754
@damedane754 Год назад
Not funny indian
@samr.4640
@samr.4640 Год назад
🤣
@4Ninjastarz4
@4Ninjastarz4 Год назад
Now please give me something to cover it up and make it more wall-like
@parthexe9498
@parthexe9498 Год назад
​@@4Ninjastarz4 we already have,it's called "curtains"
@danmoua7686
@danmoua7686 Год назад
Ah good one😂
@ashylarry416
@ashylarry416 Год назад
“Why can’t we have teleportation?” “We Already have teleportation, it’s called getting blackout drunk” NDT
@mosokuro8825
@mosokuro8825 Год назад
lol
@jepjackhammer8986
@jepjackhammer8986 Год назад
Super under rated comment at 300 likes
@ashylarry416
@ashylarry416 Год назад
@@jepjackhammer8986 haha. Respect 😎
@Kain366
@Kain366 Год назад
That s legit teleportation. XD :()
@777Bviews
@777Bviews Год назад
Alcohol-related blackouts are gaps in a person's memory for events that occurred while they were intoxicated. These gaps happen when a person drinks enough alcohol to temporarily block the transfer of memories from short-term to long-term storage-known as memory consolidation-in a brain area called the hippocampus.
@chidubem826
@chidubem826 Год назад
"Why are there homeless people?" "They already have a home, it's called *Earth* "
@danieldurington6170
@danieldurington6170 Год назад
There's only houseless people.
@samr.4640
@samr.4640 Год назад
🤣
@BETA00009
@BETA00009 Год назад
😂
@cristopherg2753
@cristopherg2753 Год назад
Its true tho😅
@tylermock9949
@tylermock9949 Год назад
Yep, but normally only the homeless realize that. Everyone else to busy with themselves to see that.
@thisistheslam
@thisistheslam Год назад
“I want to telegraph my thoughts to another person without speaking” “We can already do that, it’s called writing and reading” -NDT
@carltonblack2008
@carltonblack2008 Год назад
Sign language
@hackguitarist
@hackguitarist Год назад
Ha! 😂
@calebwhymark1789
@calebwhymark1789 Год назад
Dude I wonder if you realise just how profound that statement is! The written word is one of the most ever underestimated source of power in the whole world
@yogiblack42
@yogiblack42 Год назад
We upgraded to texting for 2022 🤣
@carltonblack2008
@carltonblack2008 Год назад
@@calebwhymark1789 And God said...
@dnsvls
@dnsvls Год назад
All of these comments here have me rolling 😂 good job guys!
@craigrichardson3566
@craigrichardson3566 Год назад
😂😂😂😂 Right
@MichaelBatmanKeaton
@MichaelBatmanKeaton Год назад
Facts😂😂😂
@bagusdewantara6208
@bagusdewantara6208 Год назад
"Can we walk through the wall?" "We already can, we use doors."
@_TheRam
@_TheRam Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kidoodie54
@kidoodie54 Год назад
Lmao
@hoodhippychick
@hoodhippychick Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rohit-cq7vm
@Rohit-cq7vm Год назад
True
@abhilashpatel6852
@abhilashpatel6852 Год назад
🤣🤣
@kkrup5395
@kkrup5395 2 года назад
"We already can go through walls, ever heard of doors?" - NDT
@tb8690
@tb8690 2 года назад
😅
@Thrax_Irons
@Thrax_Irons 2 года назад
Oh shit, but true??
@hulksmash849
@hulksmash849 2 года назад
Best comment!! Haha🤣💀
@galactic_ape1929
@galactic_ape1929 2 года назад
Damn!!! This is way under-rated 🤣
@davidhunter1688
@davidhunter1688 2 года назад
My bad, I had to think about for a min 😂
@Mush207
@Mush207 Год назад
This short is gold the comment section is even better
@laniwhite4745
@laniwhite4745 Год назад
Diamonds you could call this comment section.
@daveyjoseph6058
@daveyjoseph6058 Год назад
a rare fucking occasion too
@GuyBehindAComputer
@GuyBehindAComputer Год назад
Comments on NDT shorts are always chaos lol
@vlk902
@vlk902 Год назад
“Why can't we stop aging?” “We already can, it's called dying”
@IvanDaniel28
@IvanDaniel28 Год назад
"why can't we live longer?" "living is the longest thing you'll ever do."
@Lalo-Salamanca.
@Lalo-Salamanca. Год назад
damn bro
@omarashraf3460
@omarashraf3460 Год назад
Bruh you didn't have to be this deep
@PySnek
@PySnek Год назад
holy shit
@TiberusV
@TiberusV Год назад
This one actually slaps.
@_AshishKumar-jk9uh
@_AshishKumar-jk9uh Год назад
Yooooooo
@hondro7430
@hondro7430 Год назад
“Why can’t we teach dogs how to talk” “Dogs already can talk, it’s called barking”
@iLLWiLLx21
@iLLWiLLx21 Год назад
No
@jayofficial594
@jayofficial594 Год назад
nah this one was kinda funny 😂
@waitasec2nd
@waitasec2nd Год назад
Hahhaahahahahahaha
@reylunajr
@reylunajr Год назад
And as usual... the comments never disappoint 🤣
@DomCobb1
@DomCobb1 Год назад
"Can we be immortal and never be forgotten?" "We already can. It's called video"
@Speckled_Trout
@Speckled_Trout Год назад
“Why can’t we create X-ray vision to see through walls?” “We already have X-ray vision to see through walls. It’s called a window.”
@user-kj2gf1cn1p
@user-kj2gf1cn1p Год назад
LMAOOO
@chelseyt7091
@chelseyt7091 Год назад
😆
@mistahss9612
@mistahss9612 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@dylandiggler9513
@dylandiggler9513 Год назад
One of the best
@mariovalentino4941
@mariovalentino4941 Год назад
😂😂
@zuuboi7521
@zuuboi7521 Год назад
“Why can’t we slow down time?” “ we already have that , it’s called the DMV”
@cocojuce
@cocojuce Год назад
Gold
@Johnathan445
@Johnathan445 Год назад
Best one should have more likes
@deadkyle27
@deadkyle27 Год назад
"They're called helicopters 😌"
@sublimechimp
@sublimechimp Год назад
@@cocojuce Lmao
@DanielOrteez
@DanielOrteez Год назад
Reminds me of the Dane Cook joke that in the future everything will be instantaneous but the DMV will still take 9 seconds.
@gds2149
@gds2149 Год назад
“Can we have clones” “We already have, there called mirrors”
@lionelandre9873
@lionelandre9873 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Khizar_kt
@Khizar_kt Год назад
They r also called children Or as a certain uncle would say they are free labour
@mehulanand5232
@mehulanand5232 Год назад
Atleast say something that makes sense 🥸
@mikelynn812
@mikelynn812 Год назад
“You can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the lips.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
@-Four-
@-Four- Год назад
They're
@ahmadkhaled3676
@ahmadkhaled3676 Год назад
"Why can't we control the weather?" "We already do, it's called air conditioning."
@larryo6874
@larryo6874 Год назад
Truth…😊
@guidomista8448
@guidomista8448 Год назад
Fr
@aureliosantiago2827
@aureliosantiago2827 Год назад
Cloud seeding 🌱
@ahmadjarrad2635
@ahmadjarrad2635 Год назад
Dang that's actually facts
@Lime-rr6zf
@Lime-rr6zf Год назад
It's called pollution.
@cheepasskid
@cheepasskid Год назад
Joe: “who keeps ordering another 3 hour interview with this guy” 😂
@That1Guyyy
@That1Guyyy Год назад
😂😂😂 Narh this needs to be top comment
@danielmaharaj7750
@danielmaharaj7750 Год назад
🤣
@tonym7434
@tonym7434 Год назад
😂😂
@ironface76f
@ironface76f Год назад
What color are you haters😁 M effers, Sitting watch Archie bunker for hours, Thinking they learned something😁
@revefamilyvideos3018
@revefamilyvideos3018 Год назад
Tired of this Grifting
@Maksymetzmj
@Maksymetzmj Год назад
"Can we have super strength?" "We already have super strength, it's called heavy machinery."
@LJ-hk4tv
@LJ-hk4tv Год назад
Steroids
@apurv5847
@apurv5847 Год назад
Can we have teleportation portals? We already have teleportation portals. They are called doors🤣
@assiaisindegyara4905
@assiaisindegyara4905 Год назад
Honestly all of these have been memes, but this ones kinda close to the truth. Like in a weird sort of way hopping in an excavator is wearing an excavator.
@akidotaco
@akidotaco 2 года назад
"Why can't we cure cancer?" NDT: "We already have cured cancer. It's called death."
@vizualrebel9455
@vizualrebel9455 Год назад
😂😂😂
@aadityasheth9781
@aadityasheth9781 Год назад
This is too funny 😂😂
@heberfuentes9639
@heberfuentes9639 Год назад
😅😅😅
@mediasmashchannel3443
@mediasmashchannel3443 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious
@Rqarte626
@Rqarte626 Год назад
and i read this with NDT voice intonation, and im laughinh t fck out of my throat
@Jaggery-p5x
@Jaggery-p5x Год назад
"Why can't we have cars that travel underwater?" "We do. They're called submarines. "
@thelogic2034
@thelogic2034 Год назад
"They're called helicopters" "But tha--" "THEY'RE CALLED HELICOPTERS"
@robertagren9360
@robertagren9360 Год назад
Quadrohelicopter
@LittleRey
@LittleRey Год назад
I can't stand this guy lol
@yan7911
@yan7911 Год назад
But he's right, the only thing that prevent them from existing (other than regulations) is that it would be so inconvenient no one would buy one
@blackjesus6433
@blackjesus6433 Год назад
You mean Helicarters 🙏🏾
@Mukesh_8853
@Mukesh_8853 Год назад
"Why can't people quit smoking?" "8 million people quit smoking each year. It's called dying"
@bjmagiq961
@bjmagiq961 Год назад
💀
@abbasmehdi3306
@abbasmehdi3306 Год назад
"They do, but only when they're dead"
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Год назад
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@rishabtalusani9910
@rishabtalusani9910 Год назад
This the perfect comment from someone named mukesh😂😂😂😂😂. Reminds me of the Indian cinema ads
@Mukesh_8853
@Mukesh_8853 Год назад
@@rishabtalusani9910 👍👍 I've fallen for my own trap 😭
@CapitanTavish
@CapitanTavish Год назад
“Can we have invisibility?” “We already have invisibility, it’s called close your eyes”
@blackmarketbarber
@blackmarketbarber Год назад
😂😂😂
@swipernumba3
@swipernumba3 Год назад
😂😂😂
@braincloud1
@braincloud1 Год назад
666 likes. Nice
@Triggernometry7
@Triggernometry7 Год назад
Hahaha fucking perfect comment dude.
@Mikey-du7kj
@Mikey-du7kj Год назад
Lmao
@justcallmeavi3255
@justcallmeavi3255 Год назад
"People can't even drive cars in straight lines, can you imagine the chaos if they could fly?" - Elon Musk
@jptheking7200
@jptheking7200 Год назад
Isn't that the one guy who wanted to compare penis sizes with mark zuckerberg?
@lucykelly7152
@lucykelly7152 Год назад
Exactly! And the disturbance to birdlife, which would have related effects on ecosystems!
@prathameshbhambure
@prathameshbhambure Год назад
"Can I have a girlfriend?" "You already have a girlfriend. She just doesn't know yet."
@ronburgundy3172
@ronburgundy3172 Год назад
lol this one hits hard man
@Laurenscherer
@Laurenscherer Год назад
:)
@myslef7636
@myslef7636 Год назад
you already have two of them
@chelseyt7091
@chelseyt7091 Год назад
😆
@wazirtan6801
@wazirtan6801 Год назад
😂cant have this kind of mindset long
@smileygladhands
@smileygladhands 2 года назад
NDT: "You want to travel in the 3rd dimension" Joe: *pulls out DMT "bro, I can take you to the 5th dimension"
@kingadalou
@kingadalou 2 года назад
Lmao. It definitely takes you somewhere
@justinlong5892
@justinlong5892 2 года назад
@@kingadalou And it seems to take us all to the same places.
@kingadalou
@kingadalou 2 года назад
@@justinlong5892 exactly!
@Farazk434
@Farazk434 2 года назад
Deil Megrasse Tyson?!
@hamano2k
@hamano2k 2 года назад
@@justinlong5892 and that is why we gotta stop
@Entre1099
@Entre1099 Год назад
“I need to take a nap” “You just took 10-12 in the last minute. Every time you blink that’s 1/3 of a second worth of night night.
@SheIIfire
@SheIIfire Год назад
"Why cant we slow time?" "We can, its called 'School'"
@user-cid
@user-cid Год назад
"Why cant i have a girlfriend" "You already have it. Your hands"
@yonas3972
@yonas3972 Год назад
Underated comment
@dont-touch-mepg1392
@dont-touch-mepg1392 Год назад
U USE BOTH UR HANDS?!?!
@tangerine3983
@tangerine3983 Год назад
😂😂
@nirvanic3610
@nirvanic3610 Год назад
Legendary
@Bcap420
@Bcap420 Год назад
literally me fr fr 💯 💯
@akhtar7574
@akhtar7574 Год назад
"Why don't we have technology to make everybody attractive instantly?" "We already have that! It's called Alcohol."
@EricTheRedWiseman
@EricTheRedWiseman Год назад
No, it's called a paper bag.
@styper28
@styper28 Год назад
Beat comment in the history of internet 🙌🏽🙌🏽😂
@davegoldspink5354
@davegoldspink5354 Год назад
😂🤣😂 there’s not enough alcohol in the world to make me attractive.
@dlilinger
@dlilinger Год назад
Hahahahah
@TopFix
@TopFix 2 года назад
"Mom can we have flying cars?" "We already have bridges at home"
@ColorOfTheSky_
@ColorOfTheSky_ 2 года назад
im dead
@lukasprien4338
@lukasprien4338 2 года назад
Nice
@bebyfbaby4746
@bebyfbaby4746 2 года назад
The bridge is home 🥶💀
@-TheChurchOfTruth-
@-TheChurchOfTruth- 2 года назад
Lmao hilarious 😂
@FreddieMercuryyy
@FreddieMercuryyy 2 года назад
Dfkm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jarayablack3619
@jarayablack3619 Год назад
"have we experienced death?" "Yes, it's called *sleep* "
@anthonytutone
@anthonytutone 2 года назад
“You want to taste a rainbow. We already can. They’re called skittles.”
@shawnwilliams2954
@shawnwilliams2954 2 года назад
That's some funny shit...bl
@shawnwilliams2954
@shawnwilliams2954 2 года назад
Blessed
@Thetruthseeker4468
@Thetruthseeker4468 2 года назад
😂😂
@_tsu_
@_tsu_ 2 года назад
Nah i prefer LSD.
@eliazar5749
@eliazar5749 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@eldaguadiana6927
@eldaguadiana6927 Год назад
This on repeat as I read the comments, is better than the actual short. Hah, you guys have me 💀😂😂
@melissaholder4231
@melissaholder4231 Год назад
I'm doing the same
@thejchristopher
@thejchristopher Год назад
Same 😂😂😂
@breelee4362
@breelee4362 Год назад
Same bruh, same
@drama.sreerama
@drama.sreerama Год назад
Duuude SAME 😂😂😂
@stephensheidu3065
@stephensheidu3065 Год назад
Swears
@nicolesabbagh7375
@nicolesabbagh7375 Год назад
I liked this short because the comments section has been entertaining me for about 10 minutes now. 😂
@dr.rockzo
@dr.rockzo Год назад
What you got ain't nothing new. This country is hard on people. You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
@Chrisfrrr
@Chrisfrrr Год назад
no fkn cap 😂😂
@joeywilke1151
@joeywilke1151 Год назад
Right!! comments are the best 😂
@leobuller
@leobuller Год назад
Frfr
@bruhelbruh6293
@bruhelbruh6293 Год назад
I’m saving this short just for that. The vid itself is so stupid tho, but meme gold mine
@jamesshaffer7005
@jamesshaffer7005 Год назад
“Why can’t we live forever?” “We do.” “We’re just not alive.”
@makkavalley9144
@makkavalley9144 2 года назад
“Wait but hel-“ “Helicopters 👁👄👁”
@SerV689
@SerV689 2 года назад
Power move
@kevinthomas5898
@kevinthomas5898 2 года назад
Hellcat Hell copters 🤣🤣
@inspyremusicnl5826
@inspyremusicnl5826 2 года назад
Degrassey went fulley Longbeachgriffey right there😂
@brattwurst1979
@brattwurst1979 2 года назад
The funny thing is after a long explanation Joe still wants a flying cars and I know we all want that
@SuspiciousFrog69
@SuspiciousFrog69 2 года назад
"But that's not a ca...." "Helicopters 👁👄👁"
@starby1243
@starby1243 Год назад
Joe: "Can we stop farting?" NDT: "We already have....It's called burping. So the issue not that you don't wanna fart, just that you wanna fart in the 3rd dimension"
@Yourcousinvinny.
@Yourcousinvinny. Год назад
😂
@jcarr1399
@jcarr1399 Год назад
Lmaoooooo
@donpcmartin
@donpcmartin Год назад
Loooool you lot are bullies
@josselyntrades
@josselyntrades Год назад
This was funny 😄
@TinkerdaCHRISTlover11-11
@TinkerdaCHRISTlover11-11 Год назад
I'm at work rolling!😆
@richardgoss4777
@richardgoss4777 Год назад
When NDT goes home he tells his wife she loves him.
@letstargaze
@letstargaze Год назад
😂😂😂what😂😂
@amjedomer5862
@amjedomer5862 Год назад
Why is this so acceptable to be true
@jaythemaestr0503
@jaythemaestr0503 Год назад
I completely believe it though
@ic5662
@ic5662 Год назад
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch
@Dollarkat
@Dollarkat Год назад
He’s got a wife??
@rohankishibe6433
@rohankishibe6433 Год назад
The real question isn't "why don't we have flying cars?", the real question is "why don't we have levitating cars?"
@hotrodpawns
@hotrodpawns Год назад
We already have levitating trains.
@bkit5
@bkit5 Год назад
we do its called UFOs. They are annoying.
@Drvm614
@Drvm614 Год назад
We do. The public is just to broke to afford em. Toyota and Cadillac have flying automobiles
@lucassacramento9039
@lucassacramento9039 Год назад
“We already do that. They’re called penis“ - TYSON, Neil
@florinpandele5205
@florinpandele5205 Год назад
I would say more to the point why don't we have anti-gravity propulsion. And before some smart ass says that we do and it's called lifting with air pressure, antigravity means canceling out the effects of gravity or even manipulation of gravity itself, _not_ counteract or mitigate the effects of gravity.
@anoNEMOs
@anoNEMOs Год назад
"Can we have an ability to move things without touching them?" "We already have that ability! It's called asking someone else."
@tekachileo2688
@tekachileo2688 Год назад
Once known as slavery.
@isobutylformate8287
@isobutylformate8287 Год назад
Or use anything other than your direct hands.
@mm5467
@mm5467 Год назад
It's called remote control robots. Watch out though, we are in a situation where you might be accused of enslaving robots.
@DzinkyDzink
@DzinkyDzink Год назад
​@@mm5467 Rpbots have no soul therefore it's not slavery by definition. By the same logic God is not a slaver because Angels have no soul...
@mm5467
@mm5467 Год назад
@@DzinkyDzink We all know that but they are going to try to say that they have feelings. We're in for some sicker times. Stay tuned.
@c-daddy3129
@c-daddy3129 2 года назад
"we already have time machines, they're called beds"🙄 - NDT probably
@PokiBroki
@PokiBroki 2 года назад
Dude holy crap, this blew my mind
@adisianyapascal568
@adisianyapascal568 2 года назад
Swears right I can’t believe anybody else think if this
@joeymata9440
@joeymata9440 2 года назад
Lol...ur cracking me up right now......
@adisianyapascal568
@adisianyapascal568 2 года назад
Think about it when you go to bed you wake up 5 or 6 hours ahead that’s time travel 🧭 you must not travel to 2050 to time travel
@rickythe2nd63
@rickythe2nd63 2 года назад
Right. Smh 😆😆😆😆
@linken0879
@linken0879 2 года назад
NDT is the kind of guy to rewatch his own interviews naked
@jenmullins7714
@jenmullins7714 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@sleepyforest9043
@sleepyforest9043 2 года назад
Bro pls don't😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roger_001
@roger_001 2 года назад
💀💀💀
@fbacryptosoldier
@fbacryptosoldier 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@shekhar4088
@shekhar4088 2 года назад
naked is Lil personal 😜
@chrisvaughan2462
@chrisvaughan2462 Год назад
I wish i was that excited about anything, the way Neil is excited about his words!
@jameslong852
@jameslong852 Год назад
“Why don’t we have time travel?” “We already do it is called “sleeping”.”
@jorgeibarra3220
@jorgeibarra3220 Год назад
Hahahahahaha
@unboxing_legend7708
@unboxing_legend7708 Год назад
time randomly seems to speed up and slow down sometimes and we feel like weve only been doing things an x amount of time then what it really has been. another part of time travel.
@cockoffgewgle4993
@cockoffgewgle4993 Год назад
Legit how I time travel tbf
@understandablehaveagreatda43
"Can we make a spaceship?" "We already have a spaceship, is earth" - NDT probably
@agentmaine8126
@agentmaine8126 Год назад
Earth is just a huge space station we live on
@angrytedtalks
@angrytedtalks Год назад
Submarines. Of course getting them into space would be a consideration, and thrust would be very different out of water, but self contained, pressurised nuclear powered subs have much to offer.
@NotableSavage
@NotableSavage Год назад
Scientists: We need a fun guy to get the science word out in an entertaining way. NDT was their driest wet blanket I guess. I miss Sagan.
@hondaservicecenter
@hondaservicecenter Год назад
Mom: we have spaceship at home *spaceship at home* 🛖
@nelum3226
@nelum3226 Год назад
Hahahaha
@JewelWildmoon
@JewelWildmoon Год назад
"Want to travel quickly?" "We have catapults!"
@finestjosh
@finestjosh Год назад
Shit man you fcked up 😂
@BigfootUnibrowMan
@BigfootUnibrowMan Год назад
Nah, trebuchet superior.
@anakinskinwalker1724
@anakinskinwalker1724 Год назад
@@BigfootUnibrowMan LAUNCH LÉ FLAMBE CONCOCTION
@ajulian7331
@ajulian7331 Год назад
Lmao 🤣
@bbg3561
@bbg3561 Год назад
-Somebody in 1513
@shawns574
@shawns574 Год назад
I can confirm helicopters do disturb the terrain. I was on a training field operation, during this one of our marines got an injury we at the time thought warranted having a bird airlift him to the ER. We cleared a landing area, tents and dust were flying all over the place like a nerfed tornado! As to my buddy, fortunately, his femur was only bruised and not fractured (what we initially thought)
@Mr.Wongburger
@Mr.Wongburger Год назад
That's crazy, are you in the military?
@johnthierfelder2180
@johnthierfelder2180 Год назад
“Why can’t we read minds” “We already can read minds. It’s called books”
@josephseymour5386
@josephseymour5386 Год назад
"We can read minds. Its called thinking"
@IRLSuperb
@IRLSuperb Год назад
@@josephseymour5386 when you think, you only know your own thoughts, but when you read a book, you DO in fact know what the other person who wrote the book is thinking. so the original commenter is correct, and you’re not
@josephseymour5386
@josephseymour5386 Год назад
​@@IRLSuperb wait whaaaat I wasn't disagreeing with the original comment 😳 I was just making a dumb joke
@parrislabeur5793
@parrislabeur5793 Год назад
Please do not reflect the ignorance of truth.
@parrislabeur5793
@parrislabeur5793 Год назад
History always repeats itself
@AloKanerz
@AloKanerz Год назад
"When can we talk to cats?" "We already can talk to cats. It's called pss pss pss"
@Jsv-w1v
@Jsv-w1v Год назад
Lol im done
@koolpro09
@koolpro09 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jarretberenson1214
@jarretberenson1214 Год назад
I have been laughing at this comment for several minutes now. Thank you for posting!
@perl4j4zz20
@perl4j4zz20 Год назад
😂😂😂
@redpepper75
@redpepper75 Год назад
This comment deserves an award 🥇 🥇 🥇
@Un4gettablewolf
@Un4gettablewolf Год назад
J-"Why can't we store lightening in a bottle?" N-"We already have that, it's called light bulbs!"
@vincentschmidt4293
@vincentschmidt4293 Год назад
"When will we have Spaceships?" "We do, it is called earth"
@wv5853
@wv5853 Год назад
☝️😮. ✊😐
@stablestables1866
@stablestables1866 Год назад
Equivalent to mom saying there’s food at home passing McDonald’s
@alonzocarmelo5799
@alonzocarmelo5799 Год назад
It is food at home
@ettayi987
@ettayi987 Год назад
Mexica mom😬
@kellison1838
@kellison1838 Год назад
@@ettayi987 *Black mom
@cl3935
@cl3935 Год назад
Mcdonalds isnt food
@lankyrob6369
@lankyrob6369 Год назад
And just like mom... he is right.
@bahahb7905
@bahahb7905 Год назад
- Why can't people fly? - We can fly, we use stairs.
@shinji391
@shinji391 Год назад
You're still in contact with a surface. Not flying. Are you stupid?
@masonallison8657
@masonallison8657 Год назад
💀 or gliders
@Ed_man_talking9
@Ed_man_talking9 Год назад
we can do that. we use cannons.
@joel0990
@joel0990 Год назад
We can its called parachuting
@Jamesaynsley
@Jamesaynsley Год назад
It’s not flying, it’s falling with style!
@seekfind9531
@seekfind9531 2 года назад
And then Joe says, “yeah, I still want a flying car “😂
@heythere9554
@heythere9554 2 года назад
We want completely self driving cars atleast.
@emgo-at7398
@emgo-at7398 2 года назад
You want to fly? We already do flly, its called Red bull
@benpyne1228
@benpyne1228 Год назад
Neil: "You THINK you want what YOU call a 'flying car'--what you actually want, is a helicopter."
@DakshManchanda
@DakshManchanda Год назад
This guy for sure should join marketing… he can legit sell anything and make it sound as if it’s something new
@felipeespinosa947
@felipeespinosa947 Год назад
Anyone that says a millions yrs ago this and that.. is full of crapo dudo and his or her team toooooooo!!!
@habibbialikafe339
@habibbialikafe339 Год назад
"They're called helicopters." "Well helicopters were originally invented for that..." "THEY'RE CALLED HELICOPTERS."
@johnsun3854
@johnsun3854 Год назад
sshh shhh shhh ... HE LI COP TERS
@davidwile1277
@davidwile1277 Год назад
Neil’s the type of guy that wakes up his family to tell them he’s going to sleep
@villll
@villll Год назад
hahahah
@eastcoastmostwanted710
@eastcoastmostwanted710 Год назад
The type of guy who asks his mirror if it knows what glass is made of
@light_x1040
@light_x1040 Год назад
😂😂😂
@limitlessqueen
@limitlessqueen Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@samilsam
@samilsam Год назад
You made my day
@patrickgee8189
@patrickgee8189 Год назад
"Neal I want you to answer my question" "You don't want me to answer your question... you want me to be inconceivably patronizing."
@Gizmonips
@Gizmonips Год назад
Imagine how frustrating it must be to go through life having to explain nearly intuitive shit to other adults…
@janeksobieralski7334
@janeksobieralski7334 Год назад
Nothing patronizing about it, people have made cars that transform into planes and they were never safe, affordable, or made any sense. If you want a car that can fly they are there, but they have never made sense and cannot be legal or safe, and Joe must have been too baked in this episode to not realise that
@eartheater3956
@eartheater3956 Год назад
​​@@janeksobieralski7334 advancement and material sciences and the engineering applications made possible from them could make "flying cars" more doable. Also being patronizing isn't always about what you're saying but how you say it. He talks like everything he says is a revelation and all he talks to are children. I used to be a huge fan of his but I think he's got a little too big for his britches.
@johnnyringo2695
@johnnyringo2695 Год назад
@@eartheater3956 yeah its the classic ¨nerd got popular episode¨ except he doesnt realize it
@jimbowatkins9494
@jimbowatkins9494 Год назад
Neal is the most annoying person in our galaxy
@Lolbama2012
@Lolbama2012 Год назад
World peace could be achieved by now, but Neil won't stop interrupting everyone.
@saimnaik
@saimnaik Год назад
Neil:- You wanna travel in the 3rd dimension Me:- Noo!! I wanna travel in a flying car
@wesleyblack8302
@wesleyblack8302 Год назад
3 dimensions of space is our dimension. For a car to fly in our dimension it would be a jet, copter, plane because of the physics required
@saimnaik
@saimnaik Год назад
@@wesleyblack8302 yeah I understand that! Point is we still want to fly in a flying CAR regardless the constraints and inconveniences cuz it would be some experience.
@mediasmashchannel3443
@mediasmashchannel3443 2 года назад
Why will we never have shoes? Neil - " we already have shoes , they're called feet"
@arjun-j2g9o
@arjun-j2g9o 2 года назад
No main problem is power source, jet engines loud noise, battery packs time limit so
@BrotherHanan
@BrotherHanan 2 года назад
Under-rated comment 🤣
@vizualrebel9455
@vizualrebel9455 Год назад
😂😂😂
@adilsoncamacho6378
@adilsoncamacho6378 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@st0n3p0ny
@st0n3p0ny Год назад
@@arjun-j2g9o they're already capable of managing the average commute.
@vinusubhash9106
@vinusubhash9106 2 года назад
When you prepared for only one question for the exam
@Thawhid
@Thawhid 2 года назад
Ha
@danielhong3880
@danielhong3880 2 года назад
and that was the question worth the most points
@vasantcroissant9596
@vasantcroissant9596 2 года назад
😭😂😂😂
@Idk-dr6dk
@Idk-dr6dk 2 года назад
@@Thawhid hai caca
@Samson484
@Samson484 2 года назад
What
@SupremeDP
@SupremeDP Год назад
Neil is catching so much flak lately. It's fucking hilarious.
@mkante8134
@mkante8134 Год назад
This video reminds me of Dave chapelle😂. Dave: Dad, Im cold. His dad: Dont think about how cold you are David.
@hydeparanormal9074
@hydeparanormal9074 Год назад
You could tell Neil it's your birthday and he would do everything in his power to tell you why it isn't.
@blackmist12345678
@blackmist12345678 Год назад
Unless its your birthday you cant prove a flase statement aka religion .
@CS-ui4qj
@CS-ui4qj Год назад
you dont have a birth day every year. You have the one day you were birthed and thats it. So unless you time travel back to that point, it'll never be your day of birth ever again. lol
@salesman1977
@salesman1977 Год назад
There is a snippet where he does this
@Thisisnttravis
@Thisisnttravis Год назад
Legit sounds like my friend
@hydeparanormal9074
@hydeparanormal9074 Год назад
@@salesman1977He has an ego similar to Trumps.
@Grim2
@Grim2 Год назад
"Can I go to the bathroom?" "You're already there, it's called UNDERWEAR"
@salimmazid9027
@salimmazid9027 Год назад
🤣 had me screaming
@udx-294tn5
@udx-294tn5 Год назад
I’m dead dude 😂
@mugishadaniel405
@mugishadaniel405 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Beezlie727
@Beezlie727 Год назад
Depends! 😂
@John--
@John-- Год назад
This one's the best lmao
@apollo180
@apollo180 Год назад
“Why is it so hard to loose weight”? “We already have It’s called defecation”
@TURTLEORIGINAL
@TURTLEORIGINAL 2 года назад
I believe this man impresses himself with his own knowledge.
@nagiiboo
@nagiiboo 2 года назад
Shit I'd surprise myself too
@5StarHeneral
@5StarHeneral 2 года назад
Shit I would shit on all yall if I was that smart lol
@jasonhardy2880
@jasonhardy2880 2 года назад
All fake
@RobinHood-qy7vt
@RobinHood-qy7vt 2 года назад
Yeah he's the only one. He's an idiot
@trcr3flexxx397
@trcr3flexxx397 2 года назад
@@jasonhardy2880 ?
@HolySaviorL1ght
@HolySaviorL1ght Год назад
"can we go back in time?" NDT: "we already went back in time, it's called history"
@unboxing_legend7708
@unboxing_legend7708 Год назад
history is remembering or having proof of the past. it isnt time traveling. i guess items made from the past can be in theory considered going back in time i mean everything on earth is history to this very moment as well if u really want to go there. erosion is natures way of showing things from back in time to what used to be there but now isnt and the way that things change to something else is going back in time to when it was its original state.
@wendygonzalez9581
@wendygonzalez9581 Год назад
@@unboxing_legend7708 but the word can be used in different senecrious, when we look at the past where time traveling and looking into the past there for time traveling. Kinda idiotic. You wrote a how summary of the definition
@YungPenugget
@YungPenugget Год назад
@@unboxing_legend7708 went right over ur head
@unboxing_legend7708
@unboxing_legend7708 Год назад
@@YungPenugget i was talking about his statement on the cars and bridges bro. u people need to actually learn for once to stop jumping ahead all the time. its rather annoying. seeming as ur comment is actually more passive compared to the rest i wont tear u a new one. my comment i wrote was sort of a response to what he had said in the clip and i was replying to it on the basis of it being my opinion, logic and what the medium has focused on in that area in the last few years among. just a few of many things i based my comment on before i decided to type it cause i actually sit there and prepare what im about to type before i do so. even when im typing sometimes i change it to try and make it as clear as day because these days too many people are so brain dead i feel like i loose a braincell for every comment i read. i do my research on things sometimes as well so i have some weight to back my comments on however im not going to just sit there and prove every little detail that i commented on either as u people can go find it ur self. if ur too lazy to even do that, then its pointless for anyone to even make the arguement to begin with let alone have the brain capacity to actually have a controlled debate about such things.
@YungPenugget
@YungPenugget Год назад
@@unboxing_legend7708 why would u be talking about something exclusive to the video under a joke comment. what you said is completely irrelevant to the point of this comment. he was joking, and you took it seriously. like bro come on 😂
@TheInfamoushalo
@TheInfamoushalo Год назад
I’m here laughing my ass off in the middle of night because the comments 💀🤣💀
@connorminor6077
@connorminor6077 Год назад
ong😂
@MarceloHenrique1404
@MarceloHenrique1404 Год назад
I could do this forever
@de4d092
@de4d092 Год назад
what a sad night
@mysticrene
@mysticrene Год назад
Same😂
@ARzik-ei9ct
@ARzik-ei9ct Год назад
The same happening to me this night 😂😂
@jeffery_gaga
@jeffery_gaga Год назад
Who else has noticed Neil just likes to talk. Even when he isn't making any sense, he just loves to hear the sound of his own voice
@jhdsfalsjhdfjashdkhvjfldld8301
What he is saying makes a lot of sense here. Maybe you are just too dumb to understand.
@robertgreen1715
@robertgreen1715 Год назад
Thank you I was looking for something very articulate and descriptive with relation to what Neil does being as full of himself as he is. Do you remember in the old days when he was entertaining and informative before his ego got bigger than Joe biden's?
@mohdworthy8260
@mohdworthy8260 Год назад
Everyone does
@ContemplatedChaos
@ContemplatedChaos Год назад
Yet here you are…listening.🫠
@jeffery_gaga
@jeffery_gaga Год назад
@@ContemplatedChaos I wouldn't have an opinion if I didn't listen. Everyone has theirs so no big deal
@valberm
@valberm Год назад
I love how Neil explains it to Joe as if he were talking to a 6-year-old.
@krisherbst6162
@krisherbst6162 Год назад
He’s so condescending lmao
@ThatOneGuyYouSawAMonthAgo9576
@@krisherbst6162 Then again it's Joe
@jackmehoff2503
@jackmehoff2503 Год назад
@@krisherbst6162 I don't think he does this on purpose. When you're someone like NDT, your life most likely revolves around academia, n things like common social skills come a distant second
@frankystrings
@frankystrings Год назад
@@jackmehoff2503 the truth is. Most people are stupid
@FatalMusa
@FatalMusa Год назад
He sort of is...lol
@summonedv1
@summonedv1 2 года назад
It's like a dad that doesn't let me do anything.
@vinusubhash9106
@vinusubhash9106 2 года назад
I wana like your comment But your comment have a very good number of likes. I made this reply when u had (69 likes )
@enemyofthenight2900
@enemyofthenight2900 2 года назад
Aaaahahaha
@uhrw3rk
@uhrw3rk 2 года назад
Dads of the past: there will never be a thing faster than a horse! There will never be a way to communicate faster with a letter. A PC is an useless invention - no one will buy one. Nokia 1996: the evolution of the cellphone is finished. ... in the future they will have space elevators, stuff that can accelerate close to the speed of light and much more.... just look at the tictacs (most likely from the us military)... they can lavitate without problems...
@alxtnt57
@alxtnt57 2 года назад
😭😂🤣😂😭😭😂😂
@moedem
@moedem 2 года назад
@@vinusubhash9106 don’t be jealous boy press like
@RockHudrock
@RockHudrock 2 года назад
Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s #1 fan is …Neil DeGrasse Tyson. 😂
@xaujumper
@xaujumper 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@monedwar5117
@monedwar5117 2 года назад
Yeah he's a 🤡
@honcore1443
@honcore1443 Год назад
@@monedwar5117 can you tell me why you think that? Because Everytime I seem to ask someone this they legitimately do not have an answer
@monedwar5117
@monedwar5117 Год назад
@@honcore1443 he's a puppet. He lies a lot. Most of the shit he say he knows is bs,but he's a paid puppet.
@honcore1443
@honcore1443 Год назад
@@monedwar5117 what part of this are you disclaiming? The part where he talks about how loud it would be? How helicopters are essentially the same thing? That you would need equal or greater force of the object you are trying to lift? What part of this is paid or wrong
@Delo038
@Delo038 Год назад
“Why arent you rich” “You already are, look in your heart”
@peternodado6638
@peternodado6638 Год назад
😂Bro tf is this
@wilfig
@wilfig 2 года назад
Tyson: "We already have flying cars." Rogan: "Ok, Neil, no more edibles for you."
@karlfreiha2343
@karlfreiha2343 2 года назад
he is exactly right
@jetstream454
@jetstream454 2 года назад
@@karlfreiha2343 Tyson is yeah
@raythomas5090
@raythomas5090 2 года назад
I mean some helicopters are actually listed as taxis. Expensive af taxis but still taxis
@raythomas5090
@raythomas5090 2 года назад
The even have helicopters Uber now
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 2 года назад
@@karlfreiha2343 he's not right it's not complex and wouldn't be as impactful if small but we don't know cause we got lame people like him getting free college
@isovino
@isovino 2 года назад
Neil being impressed by his own understanding of the mysterious 3rd dimension
@tobyverchere
@tobyverchere 2 года назад
@@nooneofconsequence1057 He’s an astrophysicist lol
@lIlIIIIllIllIIIlIlII
@lIlIIIIllIllIIIlIlII 2 года назад
@@tobyverchere he can still fuck with astrology tho
@jdsguam
@jdsguam 2 года назад
Neil is impressed by his very existence.
@redrob3140
@redrob3140 2 года назад
Is it cux he black
@MouseGoat
@MouseGoat 2 года назад
@@jdsguam shodent we all be? Its FUCKI WILD like im like a talking naked monkey making sounds in you head out of tiny symbols made out of even tinyer lights we call Pixels and dont even get me started on what it takes to just make one of them blink let alone all billion of them in coordinated patterns based on moving atoms in controlled patterns. XD
@foxskyful
@foxskyful Год назад
When you dont know what to say anymore, but you need to keep going.
@shakalalakoo
@shakalalakoo Год назад
Neil's answers are so simple and easy to comprehend
@shnitzel69420
@shnitzel69420 Год назад
“how can we end world hunger?” “we can already end world hunger, its called ✨eating✨”
@Man-O-Little-Tan
@Man-O-Little-Tan Год назад
To be fair we could end world hunger at this very moment but people in power wont because they dont want to
@TovenDo.O.Video-
@TovenDo.O.Video- Год назад
@@Man-O-Little-Tan Nah it's because hungry ppl won't just eat
@megacup3977
@megacup3977 Год назад
Nahhh
@azrael_morningstar
@azrael_morningstar Год назад
​@@Man-O-Little-Tan nah if they really that hungry they could just eat their own babies or something.
@poptraxx418
@poptraxx418 Год назад
​@@Man-O-Little-Tan the places where world hunger is prevalent are corrupt third world countries I don't think feeding them is our problem
@bakoandras
@bakoandras Год назад
Me: I want to be able to see into peoples' minds! NDT: You already do! Just look into their social media posts!
@user-kj2gf1cn1p
@user-kj2gf1cn1p Год назад
this is one of those golden youtube comment sections with so many good jokes
@Lit_Papi
@Lit_Papi Год назад
"Ok cool. So why are there no flying cars?"
@nigelwest5776
@nigelwest5776 Год назад
"It would be so cool to have a flying car" Neil: "OMG I have something so much better I call it a tunnel"
@chillanfly3893
@chillanfly3893 Год назад
Neil: "And that's how you make a baby!!" Joe: "WHOAAAAHHHHH"
@test1122lol
@test1122lol Год назад
He's wrong, there actually are flying cars, but they're not helicopters, they are cars that can drive, while being able to open up their wings and fly. Helicopters can't do that.
@timothylofi
@timothylofi Год назад
Airplane
@5khop
@5khop Год назад
@@timothylofi facts
@bigboungstudio
@bigboungstudio Год назад
@@timothylofi hahahaha man i'm dead
@RootzRockBand
@RootzRockBand Год назад
How about blimps and hot air balloons, they are noiseless and old tech. Add some modern high tech innovation, electromagnetic innovation, and we could have flying cars.
@Perfectard
@Perfectard Год назад
I mean you’re wrong too then... they have experimental helicars just like they do flying cars. Both, btw, are not even close to being called finished, probably will never be “road” worthy
@_TheGlockSaint_
@_TheGlockSaint_ Год назад
"Why can't we teleport people?" "We already can teleport. It's called getting hammered on a plane."
@heliocracy
@heliocracy 2 года назад
"We already time travel, it's called AGING" - NDT probably
@awesomeapple-jt8jd
@awesomeapple-jt8jd 2 года назад
Lmfao that’s kinda true though
@davittorio.
@davittorio. 2 года назад
Ok that’s good
@zdaito10
@zdaito10 2 года назад
Nah you acctually do travel through time but only in the future. Every Form of Time is relative . If you move ,your time goes slower than anything traviling slower than you. Basically the faster you move the slower you age . If you ignore that nothing can move at the speed of light or faster except space itself and light. A person that would go on a space shuttle and travel to Neptune at the speed of light would take arrive back at earth in about 8.3 hours for you . But the people on earth expirienced weeks to maybe even months of time while you only expirienced 8.3 hours
@stevenneato3518
@stevenneato3518 2 года назад
@@zdaito10 we want non linear time travel lol. not sure that ever happens but would be kinda cool i suppose
@heliocracy
@heliocracy 2 года назад
@@zdaito10 bro general relativity hasn't been relevant for a while. Look up Donald Hoffman, interviewed by Lex Fridman back in June.
@Murp_
@Murp_ 2 года назад
“I want a flying car.” “We have flying cars at home.” The flying cars at home:
@dongloid
@dongloid 2 года назад
Bridge = flying car bro
@manuelsmiley7125
@manuelsmiley7125 2 года назад
Get a Dodge hellcat
@colvinrosauer7942
@colvinrosauer7942 2 года назад
Best use of this meme format I’ve seen
@BigGleemRecords
@BigGleemRecords 2 года назад
Kush This is heli #4821 preparing for landing next to the soccer mom with 3 kids hopefully our propellers don’t…
@anoNEMOs
@anoNEMOs Год назад
"Can we have parallel universes?" "We already have parallel universes, it's called imagination."
@PhyrexJ
@PhyrexJ Год назад
Dream theory
@tragediesandwords
@tragediesandwords Год назад
“It’s call a mirror”
@artisli4e
@artisli4e Год назад
Video games and VR goggles 🥽
@marcoslopez6569
@marcoslopez6569 Год назад
You made my day 😅
@constantinebartimaeus9944
@constantinebartimaeus9944 Год назад
This is not a joke . This is true!
@District.24
@District.24 Год назад
He’s such a smart guy, but he sure does love the sound of his own voice.
@beetrootfingers
@beetrootfingers 2 года назад
“Let me tell you a story about a bridge” Buzz Killington
@daytonwinfield4033
@daytonwinfield4033 2 года назад
Cause he was short on the port side
@Malleus_77
@Malleus_77 2 года назад
"We're kinda trying to party here"
@MF_JONES
@MF_JONES 2 года назад
Omg he is Buzz Killington
@deandoctrine556
@deandoctrine556 2 года назад
😂😂
@xnslb100
@xnslb100 2 года назад
😂😂
@th-op9gx
@th-op9gx 2 года назад
:look dad there's a helicopter : no son, that's a flying car🧔
@zukodude487987
@zukodude487987 2 года назад
Joe: Niel i want a flying car! Niel: We have a flying car at home. Points at bridge and helicopter
@doomerdoomson912
@doomerdoomson912 2 года назад
Hahaha
@chronblaze
@chronblaze 2 года назад
lmao
@bensmith9253
@bensmith9253 2 года назад
Underrated comment. XD
@qallbit
@qallbit Год назад
Loool
@NearWeekly
@NearWeekly 10 месяцев назад
"Why don't we have piloted drones" "We have piloted drones there helicopters"
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