Why Would Anyone Want to Become a Police Officer Today? - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 

I saw that coming though lol

*Ghuuud vhan*

I like what Jeff Ross said, “Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that’s also prejudice.”

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i revisit this video and skip right to the joke

Well, the having given Paul Revere a speeding ticket joke also has the potential for a classic, I say.

Which tea party is second

When he said: _"you're fired!"_ to the undercover agents after they had revealed themselves was hysterical. XD

@@999titu The Republican Tea Party that was around for a few years during Obama’s Presidency.

lmao

You're fired

That was a good joke and the timing was perfect cuz if you give the audience enough time to think then they might see it coming. And no matter how funny the joke, if they predict it and the delivery isn’t special then it’ll fall totally flat.

ed h “you’re fired!” lol

Lol I had to rewind that one that shit was hilarious

Zebulous well said 💯

Inebriatd Truth, my friend. But do those guys smash sets at charities like Ross? Maybe a little. Lord knows I share a similar background. Saw people killed in front of my eyes and been shot at more times than I wanna remember. Too bad I’m only kinda funny. But I did give a lot of money from my very thin wallet to a village in Sudan once every 2 wks for several years. Eventually I decided i was too poor for charity. But if I could? I might be more inclined this time to donate to more domestic charities. Lots of people here in the US need real empathy and help. Dog eat dog my ass. Fuck that. Help a brotha/sista out; be of service. Then watch your life get better like magic. I’m so full of shit. Lol

Dude. Your photo is possibly the funniest episode of Always Sunny and that is probably the funniest face ever when he's eating the popcorn and laughing!!

He's worked hard for so many years

Salem Keizer school food share not biasing canon through his law of gravity balling my spheres

Alex Ortiz one of the most quick witted comedians of all time for sure.

Gayest of all time

Goat is an insult in Spanish

Haut Strange slow your roll lmao

He’s the goat man?

So right

They created the problem. Karma.

Yea it must be so hard choking and killing harmless, unarmed civilians.

LOL

@@AL-SH armless?

havingfun1968 that’s awesome!!

Thank you for all your kindness. Jeff really does care about the police and the Veterans. This may be the MOST selfless man I’ve ever met. God bless him...

Semper Fi, thanks for your service

"Captain T, U.S.M.C." Hey, that rhymes well. You've got some skills. ;-)

Thank you for your service! & Jeff is hilarious 😂

What are you talking about? Nobody goes harder on roasted pork than Jeff Ross. ;)

Who else would be at a cop roast? LOL

Let's do a cop roast with no cops

Know your audience.

He didn't hold back. Those are actually good cops.

Hahahaha

Yes

I nearly passed out.

The best line 😂😂

Best joke he told in this video because he said it to the cops face.

Uhh... Made me want to date a cop.

He probably told his boyfriend later that night and laughed hysterically. Then played cops and bottoms.

Luis Cortez guns on the right side, he pushed up on the chair

That joke went over like a lead dildo

@@elvalle89 I would bet money, you are correct. LOL

That’s crazy this is something we have to recognize and encourage rather than being the expectation.

Thats the bare minimum, not an accomplishment

@@kensington1199 I agree.

Link?

1st try was harsher.. 2nd handcuffed but more funny (more roast than plain insult)

The first time they were also ordered by the police union not to interact with him.

The first time was hilarious they clearly were told or had a stipulation about being friendly with him

🤣🤣🤣

I feel like I’ve seen this joke more than a few times already. Still hilarious

a ha😭

Could've used some motion capture tech too

DKGifford19608 they tried and it ended up turning into a creepy uncle’s mustache

Nice!!

...do tell

yeah...

the people: we are here to stop police from using excessive violence cops: shoot teargas and rubber coated bullets at them

@@Noah-dy8ii Maybe not to you, depending on the opinions presented that conflict with yours. At the end of the day, you saw the video, you clicked on it, and most of the people that did the same clicked "like", meaning you're in the minority.

That was hilarious

How?He looks like a whole maggot in the face.

@@longdirtytoenails1076 Not the point douche☝🏽

There’s always a jealous ignorant person making comments, and for attention.

All day everyday 🤩💪🏾

Auntie Jane we need more gay cops

Hail for diversity!

Agreed

You like him.

Auntie Jane you must be lesbian.

Once we get past this killing unarmed civilians/blue wall of silence hump it'll be a utopia.

@@thirdbnico Nah, I think that will still take a little more time and a lot more things to change, but it would be another step of many into the right direction.

@@drops2cents260 I agree with you I was being a tad facetious fam, but yeah it's great he can be who he is openly and it has no bearing on him being a cop.

@@thirdbnico > I was being a tad facetious No harm, no foul. :-)

No

Two types of Boston. The yuppies and students who move here from other places. And The natives who do NOTHING except break each other's balls. I'm the second part. And yes we all vote Democrat.

Rick Nash not really, not at all actually. The standards for becoming a police officer vary wildly depending on where you’re applying and law enforcement standards have been getting stricter. College education or military service is now expected. Sure it’s easy to be a cop in a small town in Alabama but LAPD only accepts 1/1000 applicants

Not really. I've been cool with like 95% of cops, and I'm black. None of this speaks to what's busted about the system, but it is cool to hear that one of the most notoriously racist towns in the north has gone a quarter century without shooting an unarmed person.

@Rick Nash lmao

@@carrotcake6572 you're right, becoming a cop is hard for major cities. Myself and a guy I was stationed with in the Marines both failed the psych portion, he went for Chicago PD and I was disqualified from NYPD.

@Rick Nash Calling someone who works a job to protect people in their city scum is like stabbing yourself in the back and honestly is no better than the racism that people accuse these cops of because turns out, most cops are normal people and most people are not racist. But the BLM activists are very quick to put this in terms of race as if it matters what color my skin is to have an opinion and defend my fellow americans.

Asa Witte “what the hell is even that!?”

@@AW-gi3qf what chill hes speaking facts

LAIDBACKMANNER that’s how all of us Irish look when we get older in Boston ,

Takes a meth head to know a meth head and he’s just old .... pos

John Scroggins why are you so heated about a joke

Themostamazinguy I’m hip lol angry ass baby boomer @ john scroggins

It's also safe. Dead rats dont squeak.

If only cops had a governing body that could stop this terrible group of "some cops" instead of letting literal murder happen!

Can’t like cops if all you have is bad experiences. One threatened to take my 12 year old sister to jail because she wouldn’t stop crying she he tried to talk to her. She was crying because her sister had just gone to the hospital.

There’s 3 cops in Minneapolis that may have been good cops, but not one of them lived up to that title by not stopping the senseless killing of George Floyd by a cop that everyone in the department knew was bad

PowdaToastFace Killah “They lack humor”, huh?

PowdaToastFace Killah trust you?

PowdaToastFace Killah huh? Do or do not what? R u ok?

They were in a previous roast

Some of them looked pretty tight what were you watching?

Police archives

... while Jeff looks like Vin Diesel "the day after" the place got nuked...lol

The ball sack on The Shield

Bruhhhhh lol

It's only because THAT community of cops actually have a sense of humor.

athews1976 most do

Do you like any of Sting's solo work?

@@thesadwolf 😂😂😂😂😂 I get it because I'm old school.

@@athews1976 If one person gets it, that's all that matters : )

Will you protest violence against white people from police or are you racist? Look at actual stats. 2 yrs ago. I know. Just sayin.

Exactly

Truth is hard

Still no reason to hate them all

Who do you dipshits think arrest and charge the bad cops...

Why tape tho? 😁😁😁😁

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Is that what it stands for? Either way it sounds nice 💕💓

@@carmen3091 It has different meanings nowadays, but it was originally Civilians On Patrol.

@@kkjannah Getting very warm 👍

The more likely explanation is that it comes from the dialect verb "cop," meaning "seize," which ultimately comes from the Latin capere, meaning "to capture." Police officers capture criminals.

@@Littlej117 ....cold again....

This comment is 🔥🔥

@@ayandey137 Thank you, Officer.

Well some of them are the enemy.

Daris Hopkins - when someone has a problem, they call the cops. When you are the problem, you blame the cops