Getting Pushed Off After Sex - Whitney Cummings 

I love her name😅😅

I was in high school when I first heard that women were more often subjected to involuntary psychiatric commitment, psychiatric medication, &c. A female teacher and a small class group of (IIRC) all girls were thrashing out why that might be: women were being diagnosed by male psychiatrists, women were being referred by their husbands or male judges, women were being judged by male social standards, &c. I was the one who said, "Men drive women mad?"

Whitney has mastered this sub genre of how women feel in relationships and making fun of the men

@@renfam8183 It helps that she makes fun of men's failings fairly, without being needlessly cruel.

@@MrBlitz-kr2wo🇦🇩

What was the show called

Congratulations, you understood a joke

Bruv THAT was pre-written joke

@@Kay0Bot dunno if she's talking about it, but she's one of the lead producers of 2 Broke Girls, my second all time favorite sitcom. I didn't even know Whitney was on the show until quite recently, and I liked both the show and her as a comedian anyway. Guess she hit my sense of humour.

@@Kay0Bot It was called "Whitney", and at least the first season it was awesome. Best role for Chris D'Elia ever, and Whitney was a natural. They kinda trashed Maulik Pancholy's character though, major mistake. And yeah, nobody watched it. It's good though. "You know, when I look into your eyes I can actually see the crazy." "Oh, you never look at the crazy!"

She should've done the Gagging bit after this, "Do you even Like me? Should I leave?

Yea the goo no one wants so when men give it its all hers now

Women always wine about everything first its get me a towel then its either put down the toilet seat then its dont pee on the seat so make up your mind and if I'm nice enough to raise the seat so your not sitting in pee then the least you can do is put the seat back down im not doing both bc its not all about youuuuuu

If she wants dignity she should get off the STAGE.

@@executiveorder7146 I hate having the seat up. Piss splashes all over the place. I just aim and if it gets on the seat, I just wipe it off with a few squares of tp. All that crap that builds up under the rim? That's what would have been on the floor, walls and cabinet if the seat was up.

Criminal Minds mayhaps?

Traced the quote back to E. Lockhart. (Real Live Boyfriends: Yes. Boyfriends, Plural. If My Life Weren't Complicated, I Wouldn't Be Ruby Oliver ; 2010).

Marina Abramovich once had a performance where she'd give the public the right to do anything they wanted to her body to talk about this exact concept

If you dont love Him, why use his name?

Shadow Hunters

Sev Anderson Until it’s time to do it and she’s too lazy to do it

She should talk with my wife. It never goes down that way.

I was just thinking, that's not necessarily true... Plenty of women find a "reason" to not do it. And Just because says yes, doesn't mean she really wants to. And it's not always to please you, it's because she feels she's "supposed to".

@@TheWitchOvAgnesi maybe because you actually have to be sexually attractive to her 😉💁💁

@@naylasworld2351 Very true. And that goes both ways [cough cough].

Kholofelo Maloma a movie that literally made $20,000 dollars at the box office 😬😂

Kholofelo Maloma Woah that’s indeed smart!

Actually I looked it up too and there is a book called "The Female Brain", which was published in 2006. No, she didn't write it, but she does have a movie, with that same name.

@@ditkind1340 you know I watched the movie right after this video and I have no idea why it didn't make big money. It's an amazing movie. Truly amazing. Maybe poor PR?

I've seen that movie maybe 2 months ago...not a good one

This is the one.

Dude your right

Yup n kinda looks like her and is a total babe and christy mack is her porno twin YW

FACTS, I didn't notice it before

Holy hell, yes.

Dono ---- The funniest stuff is facts. What's messed up is that in relationships each partner drives the other crazy. Love is surviving that phase of the relationship. If it's meant to be ... I'm about to Google what show she was on that I missed.

@Joe Morelli ---- Because sometimes better people take longer.

Really though!

@Joe Morelli ---- Life = Not fair.

100%

Beats me 😂

Chad, or Tyrone.

Obviously most of the men (or Chads, more specifically) that she deems "good enough" to touch her. Women seem utterly blind to the superficiality of "pretty" (i.e narcissistic) men.... The opposite (men not realizing the superficiality/narcissism of most "pretty" women) being true as well, ofc.

Thirsty..lack of regular company responses

ME. when its done its done

Cristian Proust the in and out

The feathers are probably the worst part

Ok

pfff you call that a swan dismount ill show you a swan dismount, ill get on top and will compare notes.

If a chick ever did that I'd lmao and think this is the coolest chick ever lol... Funny girls are my kryptonite.

more like sandra buttos

With both personalities competing to get everyone's attention at once

Yea it kinda works

This lady way better looking than both..

She looks like Eva Longoria

Exactly, crying or bitching

indeed. totally right dude

I agree. Not necessarily sure on her body; _however_ her body looks healthier here than when she had her own show (which I actually enjoyed watching).

Lynda Carter came into the kids footlocker I worked in when I was in HS. 100% uncut bitch, I honestly don’t think I had any issues w/ any customer the entire time I worked there other than her. But I agree her face is similar to a young LC

@@warrenmorgan304 I used to follow Lynda Carter on Facebook; I loved watching her in the Wonder Woman TV show. One of her posts we were debating the topic and she was responding to me and instead of addressing the topic, she responded with something about men in general and me particularly should be castrated and how would I feel about that and then talk to her. It had nothing to do with the conversation. I thought she was just going bat-crazy because of her old age, but maybe she's always been like that. I can't even remember what the topic was, but she talked to any man who disagreed with her like that.

Is she Greek?

@@warrenmorgan304 Wow, that's a shame. Sorry to hear that. I hope she was just having a bad day. I grew up in the 70's watching that show. She always seemed like such a nice lady.

She is too pretty to be so bitter.

@Riel Time Yeah, yeah you are great, we get it.

Exactly what I thought. I wonder if its contacts or if they are really that pretty.

@Riel Time Damn... Someone's lifes sucks 😂

@Riel Time damn. You trained yourself to lie to yourself.. you know what, YES! I will do the exact same as you. Thanks 😁

Hi honey how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. Best wishes for a lovely weekend 😊🙏 Michael

The bad makes for better comedian

Lmao just like musical artists, gives them more material

A bitter comedian indeed

mahmudul Hasan she needs a few more though. not funny enough.

@@barflytom3273 wow really interesting thought. Not

STEVEN EVENS 🛑

My Creedence Clearwater Revival..Mrs raspberry beret..ofcourse it is not😬👽

Yeah, that shit will change after marriage. She'll turn into NATO where you have to convince them its for their own good.

@@robmacias149 sounds like a symptom of a you problem.

I don't get it?

I can see the pain in those haha's.

Dad?

yeah bro ahahahahaahhahaahhah.😔

I feel you

its ok, dad

That's how all her stand up is.

@@pocnit Is she ever funny?

@@uscscjohnson She doesn't have to be because she looks like that.

*AGREED*

😂

Soy boyism! So everything its men's fault again?

@@ZA56AA Of course not! Women are independent and strong enough to be crazy all on their own, while we are being stupid ;]

@@user-xi1fj9wl9w Why so serious? 🃏 Just having a laugh here guys...

@Milkshake Of Death And you just look for the phrase :" soy boy", " nu male" or " misandry" for once will you? After you watch the Gillette Ad for men.

@@eskanderx1027 me too

Love is doing.

I wish I could find that definition you attributed to Peck. Over and over I keep finding a different one.

Thanks Carl, I am fairly well read, but haven't delved into Peck. Appreciate your response & help! Peace to you.

Great definition. Another is " Love is an outgoing concern for another person's well being. "

I'm glad some people have this view. Not very common in today's self-centered society.

What about Meg Foster and Paul Newman? They both hand Exquisite eyes

Don't loss faith in people, she is telling jokes, and her experiences.

@@Birdman2003 What makes you think she's telling her EXPERIENCES? It's stand-up comedy ffs not a support group lmao

Exactly, see my comment.

Exactly what I was just getting ready to say. Probably fake though. I never noticed them before.

the best standup always does

I think at the time she dating Actor Peter Berg

Listen to some Richard Pryor, best comedy always comes from pain

Yea , She's very hurt inside

All good comedy comes from a place of pain.

pretty sure they are color contacts

@travelling man wtf is wrong with you

*She has piercing eyes, they are gorgeous.

travelling man yooooo you should not be able to use that thing

I've never seen eyes like that. They looks awesome

It tends to be like that when you are born with the face of an angel. You attract assholes and psychopaths. Not sarcasm.

with her attitude I wonder why

@JoshNortonalias she’s pretty with and without it plastic surgery. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Lawman not in the slightest bit

The truth in this clip is fukking fukking real. Periodt

Looks to DIE for?!? Ok, lets not go nuts here

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

No problem. A little "Thank you, Sir", for all my hard work ( ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VedeprHsR-U.html ) would be nice to hear^^.

Hi Sondra how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. You are very humorous 😊. Best wishes for a lovely weekend 🙏🌹 Michael

Frank L I know this is her “female brain comment” and all but I was like “yeah, me too.” 🤔

and gorgeous

true ..and i just love the chuckles ..so natural ..she is really being there

No, she’s just funny

She's funny because she's gorgeous?

She's not finny tho, as an unfunny person I will tale this bullet and say she isn't it. This ain't it cheif

Could it also be theother way?

Daniel Dougan simp

Clearly we have a beta orbiter in the chat

@@ShaunHensley XD I'm dead.

She had no time for her 🤣

@J V Ouch lol

Omgoodness YEEEES!!!

When I first heard her voice on a Joe Rogan podcast I thought she was Donna from that 70's show

She definitely has a similar vibe to Donna 😁

It’s the eyebrows

"Nobody kills you but me" - Victor Creed to Wolverine (Yeah, I just quoted "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" and I'm not apologizing for it :P)

@Moi Meme - It's been said that there is only a thin line between love and hate.

Moi Meme Maybe I’ve never been in a relationship long enough, but I’ve never wanted to kill someone I was dating.

Moi Meme nah thats called being psychotic.

Yanderes be like:

XxVampiregirl17xX yeah, but she failed to mention that you don’t have to sleep with him your whole life - you only need to sleep with him long enough for an annulment to not be possible for him. Marriage is dying fast. My kids are not being recommended to marry, however not to sleep around either. Responsible polygyny, here it comes.

Love is not a feeling. Love is the good actions that you try to do.

@@jonathanhawk5163 Didn't he just say that? Oh, repetition is the best form of learning. Never mind.

Facts 💯. Infatuation, hormone-fueled, is the beginning of love...but ofc that high ends, then you must choose to stay committed to that person. True love.

U w U I agree.

Golden unexpected turn. This is real talent!

Jejejeeje

Well you are a coward and I dislike everything you stand for

You misspelled excited there...

Exactly. The perfect woman.

Weaklings, ALL OF YOU

@TIOTIO lol

if she was smart she would have gotten together with a man that truly loves her but she definately just want the asshole badboys by the stories she tells :p

there is no way women would be honest regarding those topics, especially not on stage

Everything but funny

Sooo True she is all of these things , just not funny

DmanDice and where funny

Well.... Wonderlina could do w/e she wanted with me 😋🤣😍

Or in a plastic surgeon’s office🤷🏾‍♂️

Michael Dean Clever, but I meant at her best. Like 15ish years ago. At that point i’d give the edge to Angelina. 2019, I’d agree with you.

A hot train wreck!

Oh Chucky! ❤️

You will take care of her FINANCIALLY!

Oh sweet, sweet, simple chuck

Who will call out what everybody thinks?

just stop it already you make the rest mof us look like dushbags.

Yeah, that's why no guy has bitten the bullet to pair bond with her.

@@georgeblair3894 "pair bond?" Is that some new red pill terminology? Lol

@@youtubechangedmyname4895 Really? Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer are ya? Here's a hint, the concept of 'marriage' is unknown in the animal kingdom

@@georgeblair3894 lmao the concept of 'anything' is unknown in the animal kingdom. What's your point? You sound like the type of dude who who constantly compares human standards with animals in order to justify acting like a savage. Aka red pill.

@@youtubechangedmyname4895 Actually we know quite a bit about animals, mating , and how, or if, they bond for life, only to mate, etc. You were cheated in high school.

You didn't watch her show.

Same. Lol

Maybelline

SAAAMMEEE! The whole time i listened i just stared at her eyes. They're so frickin green.

You can see that she’s wearing contacts...I wonder if they are colored.

Check out Elizabeth Taylor's eye's, they were violet, very rare

Daexic oh Jesus arm chair psychologist here.

@@thornmatthew8395 😂😂

Oh you feel like that, do you? What gave it away?

Most comedians do that...life bleeds into the work

Not uncommon at all for a comedian

Her show was horrible.

I knew her in college so I’ve been following her since i started seeing her on tv in the mid 2000s, and I think this is her best standup - she’s on a roll. She even has Bill Burr in her corner now.

@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 you should have watched the show. it was pretty good too, had another good standup comedian as a co star. i would suggest watching it some time

What was her show called?

@@christinamartinez7972 whitney

Any man after a couple of years of relationship.

Jason Land somebody who’s about to cum lol

@Ben Rosen it does happen to people forreal huh?I heard about it but it never happened to me I don't wish to tho

"For every beautiful women, there's one guy who's sick of bangin her" I don't remember who said it but it's a science.

@@dand33911 howard stern and/or charlie harper character from men 2.5

Yep

Fucked up system

I would burn all my shit before I gave half of it to a skank.

Actually my brother ex didn't get anything for cheating. He told the judge she put his life in danger by cheating with another man

@@marcomarr9385 god bless your brother!

She ain't funny tho, she is just making sex comments.

That's what happens when you are a woman. What you do doesn't matter as much as your appearance

@@franciscruz3012 Not really, when u make sex comments as an attractive women it's only normal that horny teens will comment on ur apperence.

She's really not funny....

Jesus christ, Satan is the voice of reason ?

Women don’t really want an equal partner. That’s all BS. They want a King. A man they perceive to be of higher value than themselves. They want a fellow who is confident and can lead. Don’t fall for all that simpy feminist propaganda. Take it from an old man who knows better and good luck out there.

@@marianmoses9604 no luck needed happily married

@@QactisX Happy for you, man. I did it for 30 years. Thought I was happily married too…until I no longer was. The equality myth killed my marriage. Such is life. Do better than I did. Good luck to you, young man. 👍🏻

@@marianmoses9604 sorry to hear. Hope you find happiness, in marriage again or while single

@ Oh yes, she has them crazy eyes.

man this is the only time i saw a man being called crazy, feels like i'm in a different reality where things are fair

LMAO!!!!

@Kristie C Spoken like a true crazy. Just because there is nothing to hide doesn't give you the right to snoop through all of their shit.

@Kristie C I personally prefer being able to have some privacy in my relationships. I don't need to be in every part of their life, confiding into them doesn't automatically mean you're confiding in me and if they occasionally want to vent or joke about shit I do, so be it. My current SO is a snooper and I'm not too bothered, but it's literally just asking context for inside jokes or memes all the time. Occasionally he'll decide someone is worth being jealous of and just creates drama in his head. I didn't set the boundaries properly so it's whatever, but I can tell you never again.

@@ph34rocious until you pick up the phone with them calling at 3am...when comitted people cut the exes OUT from go. This is why you get a background check, tho...

@Kristie C being in a relationship doesn't mean you should lose all privacy.

VigilAntiks personal experiences as a woman or as a man Vigil?

I'm going to start selling marriage on the streets

@Lego Lover funny, 'cause ALL women make their man's life annoying AF

Someone is very sad 😢

VigilAntiks damn now this bitch a virgin