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George talks about how mexican (latino) parents beat the crap out of us... pretty funny...

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@rubyfyre9601
@rubyfyre9601 5 лет назад
"Don't run, don't run! Move your hand!" These lines are relatable!
@Silly_Illidan
@Silly_Illidan 2 года назад
Global mom methods #101
@DJBlackNGold
@DJBlackNGold 7 лет назад
Hispanic mothers be crazy yo. Spanish mother, love her to bits, but if I talked back there was no mercy rule in that ball park.
@doesntknowbetter6415
@doesntknowbetter6415 6 лет назад
Dylan McCormack Hell yea. You talk back and its over for you.
@gapaintball7811
@gapaintball7811 6 лет назад
FearTheXI i talked back once. Never again
@riripari2042
@riripari2042 4 года назад
My mom didn't even care if there was a camera. She'd still hit me! 😂
@jgarcia334
@jgarcia334 4 года назад
Your mom probably was i know the camera is there i want them see it hbo Showtime ESPN and Fox news lmao
@carlosgonsalezjr5627
@carlosgonsalezjr5627 2 года назад
Same here but it was my dad
@gilbertmartinez2140
@gilbertmartinez2140 Месяц назад
lol yup. She would say the camera don’t work. They are just there for show and then hit me. Lol
@bmendez3782
@bmendez3782 9 лет назад
I never hit you liar I can't believe you tell everyone I use to hit you lmfao cracks me up every time.
@edwardteach2862
@edwardteach2862 11 лет назад
latin mothers hahaha they are always like "vas a ver cuando lleguemos a la casa!"
@flamesofjihad4069
@flamesofjihad4069 3 года назад
Or "espera que lleguemos a la casa" "ya vas aver"
@felipepineda1585
@felipepineda1585 2 года назад
Or the classic.. me las vas a pagar!
@HugeKingCobra_
@HugeKingCobra_ 2 года назад
Oh the words that would stop me in My tracks
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 7 лет назад
its FUNNIER if your latino an can relate to that xD
@rasenku2526
@rasenku2526 5 лет назад
i can relate that happen to me and my brother like 10 years ago
@haitiangangsta1005
@haitiangangsta1005 5 лет назад
Bro I’m Haitian & I completely relate to this 😂💀💀
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 4 года назад
haitiangangsta1005 noice! :D
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 года назад
I am Mexican American and have never hit any of my 3 kids even once nor was I ever got hit by my parents.
@damianramos7840
@damianramos7840 3 года назад
I think anyone from an immigrant family especially first generation relates. The Ass whooping in the changing room was a classic. My mom spoke no English so it was exactly the same but all in Spanish 😂
@justinflores165
@justinflores165 3 года назад
"Chuck E Cheese......you wanna see a mouse pull da refrigerator out." LMFAO
@AegisNova
@AegisNova 2 года назад
“pull the refrigerator out.” 🙂
@justinflores165
@justinflores165 2 года назад
@@AegisNova after hearing it another time now that sounds a lot more clear lol. thx for the correction 😊
@pamelaboisvert8976
@pamelaboisvert8976 2 года назад
haha love. it
@ThatRetroGeek86
@ThatRetroGeek86 Год назад
"RIGHT THERE BY YOUR FEET! BY YOUR FEET!" 😂
@zerenio
@zerenio 6 лет назад
I remember trying to act tough then mom gets a cable and says que dices cabrón
@coachd49
@coachd49 3 года назад
“I’m gonna come off the ground I’m gonna hit you so hard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2800boy
@2800boy 14 лет назад
The reason I love George Lopez is because I can pretty much relate to everything he says about growing up lol.
@brownsugar1173
@brownsugar1173 10 лет назад
I can feel it in my hand lol
@doesntknowbetter6415
@doesntknowbetter6415 6 лет назад
“Te doy un cocotazo cuando llegamos a la casa sigue jodiendo” Scariest thing my mother ever said to me
@carlac.8316
@carlac.8316 4 года назад
ROFL
@ernestjerez2968
@ernestjerez2968 3 года назад
Better then scared straight for real
@sasquatchboi4995
@sasquatchboi4995 2 года назад
care to translate for us white boys.. please
@Channel-ml4qv
@Channel-ml4qv 2 года назад
@@sasquatchboi4995 She’s gonna hit him when they get back to the house if he keeps fucking around
@trifeloco
@trifeloco 3 года назад
This was one the most funniest of stand-ups I've ever seen man! I'm sure most ethnicities can relate but if you're hispanic you definitely can relate 😂😂😂
@fruitx4yay
@fruitx4yay 14 лет назад
The "Courtney, you get in the car!" kills me :)
@tazbandz6688
@tazbandz6688 8 лет назад
Look you stepped on my corn you fucker, had me fucking dying 😂😂😂
@breebreemusic
@breebreemusic 11 лет назад
Damn this takes me back to my childhood hahaha
@westillsippingteainyourhoo3001
And my friends be wishing they had my Latin mom y'all don't know her 😂😭
@N12Gautam
@N12Gautam 5 лет назад
dαílч dσѕє σf tαє mZa
@jihyun1690
@jihyun1690 5 лет назад
Nice Taehyung pfp
@alali3700
@alali3700 5 лет назад
That’s true !!!😂😂😂😂😂🤔
@sdmiii1102
@sdmiii1102 2 года назад
I love how Latino family members smack you around when your a kid then when your an adult. “Ugh ugh I never hit you liar.”
@AMCFilms
@AMCFilms 2 года назад
🙄I never even hit you... or it wasn't even hard😒
@Smileyyy21
@Smileyyy21 11 лет назад
George Lopez is so accurate on latinos.
@RoxasMark
@RoxasMark 17 лет назад
XD ''It didn't fit, come on you son of a bitch'' XD That thing crack me up XD
@td7687
@td7687 18 лет назад
i rememeber the days"move youre hands! move youre hands!"
@dognasty3
@dognasty3 2 года назад
“I’m gonna come off the ground I hit you so hard.” 😭😭😭😭😭
@matute33
@matute33 5 лет назад
Happy Birthday you saw him? 😂😂 priceless
@sunshine-wu9gl
@sunshine-wu9gl 2 года назад
"move your hand, move your hand" my mother's famous words Lmao
@Starlight59
@Starlight59 16 лет назад
"I never hit you lier" lol gosh that reminds me of my mother
@fruitx4yay
@fruitx4yay 14 лет назад
The part where he says "Courtney, you get in the car!!" just cracks me up!
@user-xl9nf8vr9s
@user-xl9nf8vr9s 16 лет назад
OMG! It is like watching my Hispanic mom on stage! She use to say "move your hand!" and say all the same things George was saying. Bad flash backs. Man, the days of the chonkla. I don't miss those.
@lifeofthe6
@lifeofthe6 16 лет назад
"You saw him? Happy birthday." George Lopez = Funniest comedian in history!
@elbowdog29
@elbowdog29 16 лет назад
"those better be tears of joy" lol!
@jellyfish04
@jellyfish04 5 лет назад
Italian moms are the same 😂😂😂
@nekropunx88
@nekropunx88 17 лет назад
That's all I got "Cuando llegemos a la casa vas a ver" HAHA
@niptuck117
@niptuck117 13 лет назад
"You stepped on my corn, you fucker!"
@wueritogarcia1489
@wueritogarcia1489 6 лет назад
Courtnie u get in the car!!!!lmfao
@therarebreed
@therarebreed 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂💀💀
@bsc27squad98
@bsc27squad98 6 лет назад
moral of the story is follow directions on what they tell you and every thing is gonna be alright....
@LuvnPoetrii
@LuvnPoetrii 14 лет назад
"move your hand"....brought back so many memories
@dubugga
@dubugga 3 года назад
"Move your hand! Move your hand!" Fuuuckkk hahaha too relatable 😂 🤣
@dcgm78
@dcgm78 6 лет назад
Best comedian ever
@mariaaltazar7520
@mariaaltazar7520 6 лет назад
George me hiciste recordar el cable de LA plancha y a mi mamacita linda.
@zerenio
@zerenio 6 лет назад
Maria Altazar también a mí
@Silvia-lb4pu
@Silvia-lb4pu 10 лет назад
He the best ,he just hilarious
@Jumping-cholla
@Jumping-cholla 11 месяцев назад
“We’re going to try this on…move your hand! Move your hand!” 😂😭😭 Damn, war flashbacks
@heartsMuzikhearts
@heartsMuzikhearts 13 лет назад
I Laughed SOOO freaking hard!! "How did everything go?" "It didnt fit" LOL
@SamanthaMercer
@SamanthaMercer 14 лет назад
I love this! Probably because it brings back memories. I may not be Mexican (I'm African American), but my mom certainly dragged me into the dressing room or car a few times. "Baby, let's go try on this skirt in the dressing room." Even with a childhood like that I loved every minute of it and laugh over these kind of memories.
@lili222
@lili222 14 лет назад
I swear - this guy cracks me up! EVERYTHING he says is my childhood.. The funny thing is that it's coming from the mexican american perspective.. Not american nor mexican.. just us kids who grew up here with parents who immigrated here relate to it all.. awesomeness.
@DoloMarciano
@DoloMarciano 3 месяца назад
The VHS static took me back immediately
@taserdotcom
@taserdotcom 12 лет назад
holy shit dude he has the eyes of a fish and they peer into your very soul
@nicholasr.9317
@nicholasr.9317 8 лет назад
You saw him!
@littlegiantJ
@littlegiantJ 7 лет назад
latinos, consider your childhood was full of happiness and great. if you were Korean, you will never cry for latinos' childhood
@SweetJeopardy
@SweetJeopardy 5 лет назад
But we actually do. If you ask most Latin@s we remember our childhood really fondly, as very happy times, even if we dealt with "tough love" like this. You felt very loved and never neglected. We don't have any issues with showing our emotions, both positive and negative, and you always felt loved.
@peaceandlove544
@peaceandlove544 4 года назад
George Lopez present the very harsch-emotionally detached upbringing of his full time job migrant grandmother. But Mexican grandmothers and mothers are hardly like that. Only some when they get upset back in day. He never talks about the loving, nurishing of all female relatives, because maybe he did not experience that or is not good for his act. Quite sad.
@SenoritaDancer87
@SenoritaDancer87 16 лет назад
As a Mexican American, I ♥ his show and his stand up comedy. I want to soo bad see him live.
@bigtoe0341
@bigtoe0341 4 года назад
“I can already feel it in my hand” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fruitx4yay
@fruitx4yay 14 лет назад
"Courtney, you get in the car!" idk why but that part just kills me!
@shigshug8581
@shigshug8581 6 дней назад
Been watching this for almost 2 decades lol
@jamesal1001
@jamesal1001 3 года назад
i was too young to understand his standup, i thought i did when he said chuck E cheese. I am 28 now and it hits harder.
@TheAmericanCrusader
@TheAmericanCrusader 9 лет назад
You think George got hit bad? Mick, my Irish mother hit with one hand holding a rosemary in the other. And she yelled move your hand! 1:55. Grandmother would twist my ear in church."Boy, I said put the money on the plate," she once said through clinched teeth.
@Hanszo29
@Hanszo29 8 лет назад
Lol he probably used to get his ass whopped everyday
@dayra6425
@dayra6425 6 лет назад
I had both sides Irish grandmother and a mexican abuelita .. both were crazy.. No wonder i drink
@Samantha517
@Samantha517 5 лет назад
da ra Damn
@mancerxk
@mancerxk 2 года назад
I'm a Black American man who loves this Mexican American man's comedy. We Are America. All of us! Thank you Mr. Lopez for sharing some of your life with us.....and being funny as hell doing it!!
@garwoof4053
@garwoof4053 2 года назад
ONE of the BEST ; REAL, BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY , TELLS... I EVER HEARD.
@albertovillarrealjr.7657
@albertovillarrealjr.7657 2 года назад
George’s Lopez makes me wheeze and makes me laugh like the joker like not even lying
@AMCFilms
@AMCFilms 2 года назад
Same here, I think it's the fact that we can relate so much... dude's hilarious!
@mr.buentello68
@mr.buentello68 4 года назад
I can already feel it in my hand I can feel it I'm a come off the ground I'm a hit you so hard!2🤣
@Furyx10
@Furyx10 9 лет назад
Happiest kids in the world is mexico. No I am not kidding you can search it up.
@Furyx10
@Furyx10 8 лет назад
holy sht this is 2 yrs comments haha. Yeah :) have a wonderful day ^^ gotta mute this 2 yr old comment
@XIVGrumpy
@XIVGrumpy 4 года назад
Must be all the coke
@lilbrother45
@lilbrother45 2 года назад
Lopez NAILED IT. Move your hand! Move your hand! My sister and I use to do that to stop the spanking! Hahaha Same with the Roman meal and weenies. My grandma always called hot dog weenies.
@Stiiggy
@Stiiggy 16 лет назад
Oh this is soooooo true!! lmao "Don't run, don't run!! Move your hand!" Oooohhhh the memories!
@elcondepatula
@elcondepatula 17 лет назад
i missed the beatings my father used to give me..i deserved each one..and still do..nothing says "i love you" more than a punch in the face.. I MISS YOU 'PA!! :'( R.I.P
@J_131
@J_131 15 лет назад
This sounds weird, but I'm so glad my parents beat me when I was stepping out of line. As a kid I hated them with a passion for doing that, but as an adult I thank them for not letting me become one of those spoiled bratty kids that we see all around us these days.
@tomlund4951
@tomlund4951 2 года назад
Glad? Ummm no.😳
@jasonguevara5813
@jasonguevara5813 2 года назад
@@tomlund4951 you can’t relate boi Latino experience right here 💪🏽💪🏽 I appreciate all the ass whoopings I got from my parents, they made me the man I am today
@tomlund4951
@tomlund4951 2 года назад
@@jasonguevara5813 this from a guy who can’t spell boy! I try to be better than the thug I was raised to be… you can call me sir. 🥸
@thedancingflowercat6254
@thedancingflowercat6254 2 года назад
@@tomlund4951 You proved his point; if you were beat as a kid, you would have more respect for your fellow
@tomlund4951
@tomlund4951 2 года назад
@@thedancingflowercat6254 I come up short… point taken. And thank you.
@fruitx4yay
@fruitx4yay 14 лет назад
Birthday party? No que birthday party! YOU SAW 'EM? YOU SAW 'EM? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU SAW 'EM?? and for some reason, the "courtney, you get in the car!" cracks me up everyyy time.
@handsomefatboy
@handsomefatboy 2 года назад
Seeing the vhs tracking and display in the beginning brought back memories
@opesenator
@opesenator 12 лет назад
fuck, does he ever blinks? and he has that look.....he can see into your soul.
@clearvu1128
@clearvu1128 17 лет назад
wow, i can't remember all the times i had to put my hand in the way of my mom's hand. dam, the memories D:
@SureWhatever19
@SureWhatever19 11 месяцев назад
I was just bonding with someone who grew up in an Asian house hold, and how similar our experiences were with me having grown up in a Mexican house hold. It was nice 😂
@elpatrick
@elpatrick 17 лет назад
I agree with you memodeh, I'm Mexican, living in Ireland right now, and I don't find it offensive at all. I think he's pretty funny. That "Happy birthday, you saw him?!!" part is awesome. Regards.
@bxatch
@bxatch 12 лет назад
AHAHAH this is exactly like my mom but she would say do we need to go to the washroom :|.. but she's white lol
@uzimakiking
@uzimakiking 2 года назад
the changing room is too real lmfao
@varowan1
@varowan1 2 года назад
Speak to my Irish catholic mother/father. Lopez's mother has nothing on them. 🤣 Love you George.
@johnigarcia7505
@johnigarcia7505 5 лет назад
yes we all loved our parents and so did they love US
@kingkiril
@kingkiril 15 лет назад
hahahahaa. this video is so funny. i watch it over and over and over.
@tresa27
@tresa27 15 лет назад
I can watch georgy all day ahh he makes me think of the good old days lol
@classicblue
@classicblue 14 лет назад
that's exactly what it is. I mean he is animated and has a level of funny but the biggest laughs come from those who can relate.
@Zest4life890
@Zest4life890 3 года назад
You are the funniest Hispanic comedian
@frecklesoverload
@frecklesoverload 17 лет назад
"u got a lotta things already" that sounded just like my mom lol
@RudySpino
@RudySpino 14 лет назад
Yes those WERE tears of joy!! From Me while hearing it anyway.
@randominity15
@randominity15 17 лет назад
that is so true though..."When we get home"....I heard that a thousand times
@Tejano44
@Tejano44 16 лет назад
Thanks for posting . Very funny .
@carlosr428
@carlosr428 16 лет назад
you saw him?! happy birthday! ... Those better be tears of joy, LMAO!!!!
@ethi0nz
@ethi0nz 16 лет назад
haha. he is the best stand up ever.
@MaverixHunter
@MaverixHunter 16 лет назад
lol! the mouse and refrigerator joke, he used that in his show recently :D
@JaninePark9
@JaninePark9 14 лет назад
"you stepped on my corn you fucker!" I cried from laughter!
@MielEcitaaa
@MielEcitaaa 16 лет назад
U so right, and out there they love our food, our music and us women. Oh Oh and they also love to vacation on our land!!!
@K2theron
@K2theron 16 лет назад
man im sick and i laughed my ass off and could not stop!!!!!!!!!
@ericagosier7041
@ericagosier7041 2 года назад
Yes God. Move your hand. I had a flash back
@glendeco
@glendeco 16 лет назад
wow, that was funny.Hits close to home!! LOL!!
@fruitx4yay
@fruitx4yay 14 лет назад
"No, Chuck E Cheese.. You wanna see a mouse? Pull the refrigerator out." hahahahhaha
@sergio089
@sergio089 13 лет назад
He just summarized 10 years of my life in this 3 minutes.
@dominicancheif117
@dominicancheif117 16 лет назад
LMFAO he had me rolling but its so true my mom trys to play it off in public but when i get home damn it happens to all hispanics
@Snakekilla54
@Snakekilla54 2 года назад
I was born in 97, can relate a bit to these things
@AB-uc8tj
@AB-uc8tj 4 года назад
Man...used to get the belt , broom, whatever was closest to my dad when he was is in his chair. My least favorite was the damn cold shower...made me the man I am today
@pablonkl
@pablonkl 15 лет назад
"u saw'im , u saw him, does better be tears of JOY" JAJAJAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY LOPEZ!
@GoodMcGee
@GoodMcGee 13 лет назад
"Those better be tears of joy!" lol
@silversnowangel23
@silversnowangel23 15 лет назад
lol this is so true! especially the part where parents hit you when at home when your out in public.. happened to me alot! i love george lopez!
@EON352
@EON352 14 лет назад
"move your hand! move your hand!" lol so true!
@theoriginaljlo
@theoriginaljlo 16 лет назад
huh...am i losing my mind? i could swear that was laughter in the background...
@mysterypolice
@mysterypolice 16 лет назад
those better be tears of joy
@menyo23
@menyo23 17 лет назад
Don't run! Don't run! Move your hand! LOL. I remember my mom used to say NO METAS LA MANO.
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