Why You Suck at Dragon Ball FighterZ 

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Me who doesn’t even have dbfz: “Well well let’s hear it then.”

The reason I suck is that I keep finding opponents that can see the future and know my responses before I do lol

I want a globku shirt that says “i’m not your friend”

Not gonna lie seeing this in your recommended page hits different

Super Dashing after a blocked 2H is an impossible habit to break Update 6 months later: I broke the habit and I'm now a Living Legend

Kid you not I was just playing a match and lost then this popped up

I JUST DONT HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO MEMORIZE THE SIMPLEST OF COMBOS

"We'll embrace the suck together." Globku 2021

Never has a title hurt me so much

I suck because I'm far to aggressive which against higher skilled opponents they end up reading me like a book, I also panic like crazy when on defense and I always end up getting opened up.

"Let's move on to a lower rank. I feel like a lot of you are guys are around this level." Woooooow.

The cinematic camera movements look so epic

"Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something" -Jake the dog

I needed this, my win loss record haunts me lol

The part about quitting before even getting in the lab fr hit hard

Why is this so relatable? Also, y u bully us, with kindness?

Ah.

Apart from the occasional misinput my biggest flaw is that I can be impatient.

Is no one gonna talk about this editing?!

The points made all hit home as they should Practice does help, application and rewatching those selected matches.💯 Honestly it feels like i suck because everyone else is better or seems better regardless of how much i train. While i appreciate the challenge in that, there are times where its just plain frustrating or at times depressing

Just got this game and it’s literally Impossible

Now I just wanna show my appreciation for how this video was crafted. The first 50 seconds are a masterpiece for a RU-vid video these days. Immediately addressing and extrapolating the title. No clickbait. Refreshing. While perfectly timing the video to the audio that's explaining a common high level situation and why it may be frustrating you with a foreshadowing to the solution. But my favorite part is that tonally it's light and humorous, making it educational, light, and most importantly attention grabbing. 50 seconds. You've shown up on my page a couple of times but seeing this let's me know you put time and energy into your script. This is the 50 seconds that got you another sub. And hopefully many more. Thank you good sir.

The fact that I JUST learned holding down dragon rush results in more hits makes me feel some type of way…

Me reading the title: How do you know?

I've been following your channeling since almost the beginning and these edited scenes are fantastic. You came a long way man!

the moment when you pull off a combo you've been practicing for so long FEELS SO GOOD

It's possible I just haven't seen one of your videos in awhile cause I generally listen to these at work but these freeze frames of the game you got with the slow camera pan are super clean! I Love it!

I need why I suck at life next. For real though I think we took something from it.

This is exactly the type of video I needed, I mash way too often and think I have alot of options when I really don't like after a blocked super dash. This video was very educational I hope I'll finally progress from my bleh Super Saiyan Blue rank (:

Those action shots was really amazing great addition to the vid

He's a quick guide for the basic 50/50 you can do with Ghost Oki (I'm a Pad player by the way so this might not work for you but give it a shot.) After you do the back jump j5H with Gotenks, setup ghosts and hold H and S in the middle of the Ghost animation. When your opponent gets up, jump forward and unleash your fingers from the H and S, very quickly whiff a Light and in the middle of the Light press the Medium button. Now you can just air dash into a j5L for light or land for a 2L.

I suck because I got more important stuff to spend my time on... I'm fine playing with other bad players at low ranks if it means I don't gotta practice for something that won't give me any real reward. I think it's a valid way to approach the game.

Globku: *posts videos* Me: and I took that personally

I like the edits on this vid I like the style keep it up broski

None of these were new information to me but they were great reminders My muscle memory never allows me to hold DR I still need to practice my techs (my defense is decent if you exclude that) And I always find excuses not to lab hard tech I still try to lab all my mistakes away a lot of the time (labbing out fighting games is one of my favourite activities and it's sometimes calming even) but in the heat of the battle the good old muscle memory keeps kicking back in BTW I loved the small freeze frames in your video! Nice way to improve on your editing

I go against the worst players in ranked but get TOD in casual play

How I cannot be humble to understand I suck at this game seeing this 6:37 camera work bro! Looks awesome.

Omg those panorama views of characters in a specific position is so beautiful. We need an update for that

I played this a lot at launch and would often practice especially after watching your tutorial vids on combos , I came back recently can still hold my own but I’m very sloppy now , drop combos and do silly stuff but you said it best I’m lazy lol I’ve not been putting the time into practice . I’m experimenting more with other characters now than I did in the past as I was getting too accustomed to using the same 3 so it somewhat gives me more passion for the game and interest in playing again.

Really good camera tricks and edits, I like it

This better become a series, I'm talkin Why You Suck At One's Justice 2 and etc etc. Please Globku 🙏

I appreciate that this hits me not just because I suck at DBZF but because of how much it applies to fighting games in general.

My biggest issue with fighterz has always been that I just want to play it casually, but as a result I tend to always get paired with people who are way better than me, or way worse than me. I want this game to challenge me without giving me an opponent who will just body me 4/5 times, and it just rarely happens

How did you know???

How come this video release an hour after I am reviewing my matches?! Thanks Globku for the useful advice, I have been playing fighterz for a long while, and I didn't know you could hold down the dragon rush

5:56 and 6:08 are me all the way😂😂 except it’s with Videl!! Awesome vid, this helps a lot!!

Damn, the rotating still images look great in this video.

Hearing Globku say that he is not my friend broke my heart💔

I used to suck because the game moved to fast. I fr could t see what was happening on the screen lol

Crazy how I see this as soon as I quit trying to learn ssj4 Gogeta’s rejump

My new favorite line: “Train, because if you want to suck less, you gotta suck it up.”

This is exactly what needed to know. Thank you

Lmao Globku ear hustling creepily to hear Dekillsage.

This is dead ass the only fighting game I don’t know how to do a combo on

ArGin is not bad, Globku. He's just beyond humanity

"You've got exams coming up" Me who spends 3 hours in training mode every day: o_0

"its ok, I suck too, and we'll embrace the suck together" made me crack of laughter i almost cried, i mean the way he said it was so funny

I finally completed the combo challenges A lot good that did...

Yo, Globku the Shinobu Trailer is out.

Helpful, new to this game.

The two Gogetas and Ui goku are straight up overpowered

LOL, it's hard to change the habit. but you're right Globku, that's why i'm suck at DBFZ

before: YOU DARE INSULT MY FRAGILE PRIDE!? after: oh

I have “Sorry, I Suck” and the worried Vegeta sticker on my card along with “Please forgive me”

It’s the camera angles For me 🔥

Not the video we wanted, but the video we needed.

i have a freind who constantly superdashes in neutral without using assists. i main freiza, 16, z broly, and im currently learning UI goku. with 16 and freiza, all i need to do is press heavy, and the combos roll in after that.

I just got off of ranked and this is the first thing i see in my recommended

I suck because I don't spend enough time labbing pressure. I want to try writing out a flowchart of my pressure so I can identify all my options to see what I can use to mix up my opponents and how to make certain offensive reads. But I can never push myself to do it, I always feel like I'm just winging it in game.

Globku is a fellow pad player? Pooooggggg let's goooo

one thing you forgot to mention is actually one of my bad habits, terrible assist calls. calling a close-up assist full screen so it whiffs, yep. calling an assist when it's going to get hit by a beam, yep. calling an assist too late in a blockstring so you get double sundaed, yep. thankfully I'm learning to get rid of this in my play style but it still creeps up.

I suck at FighterZ because all I do is lab combos in the corner because I like seeing the big damage. My neutral is poopoo and my defence is garbage. I also can’t not panic vanish.

That 8 hours I could be practicing is taken up by school

Me with a 51% win rate: “I need this”

This was a VERY well made video

Just practiced a Goku blue, Vegito, and UI TOD, then this immediately popped up. Don’t even know the guy, but I’m subbing anyway.

I suck because I punish so hard but yet I still fall for the stupid two button teleport at the most awkward moments lol

"Not against the 5L of the gods" Had me laughing more than it should have.

There is another reason NOT to hold dragon rush, to get a lower combocount so you get the dragonball for shenron When you ain't a Gogeta Player it can help to know combos for specific dragonballs, which has safed me sometimes I know trying to summon shenron is most of the time a bad idea, but it's always good to have a plan B

Great video. I'm always trying to suck less. Funny how you mentioned blaming some difficult stuff on playing pad vs stick. Yea.. I do that too and it's just a bad excuse. Lol.

The way I practice is a level 100 CPU with 3v3 2v2 or 1v1 and practice for 10-11 hours getting combos off with different character and fighting different character

This title feels like a personal attack.

overcommiting to Moneybrain rushdown and an addiction to supers & dramatic finishes I know it's really dumb but my brain runs on "BUT COOL THO!"

This felt like a sunless Kahn video from RL but for fighterz and I liked it. Mostly cause it feels pretty fresh when applied here... that and I legit had no clue about holding DRAGON Rush.

I am also a kid Buu main and never thought 2H was a good option so I purposely never used it. But now I play other characters like base vegeta and can't stop using 2H. But I miss 2M hitting anywhere lol

When Globku tells me I suck: why you bully me

Bro, I felt you when you said, “I’m in the lab for 2 seconds, say this is too hard and is for stick players 😂

They need to make these fighting games easier to get into and easier to learn the controls of, and have simpler controls in general.

2:07 yeah going online in this game at all is kind of crazy too

I suck from the habit of panic button mash when I'm stuck in a corner from someone constantly throwing combos...even easy player's.

I forget how to do combos with different characters

For me talkin to friends or listening to music while practicing is fun

I play with my dpad on PS4 and it's kinda broken so sometimes I get hit when I'm holding back

I just got the game a few weeks ago went to the tutorials and when it has the like specific thing will you go and learn combos for each person it's just not going to happen I reach a certain point and then the buttons just decide they're not gonna work and then that's it make a really difficult for me feeling like I should practice when it doesn't seem like it's gonna matter...

My favorite RU-vidr, Sunless Glob

Another tip Learn resets with some characters If u do them now and then instead of all the time your opponent wont see them coming and with characters like hit and 17 the lead into high damage or easy kills and TODs

I forgot to say this on stream Happy birthday

This man…this is how you get a new subscriber

Sometimes not learning your lesson though makes it harder for the opponent to predict you as I have done though being a usually being on the defensive side, keeping the pressure is what I do best as Krillin as I end up mixing them due to them crouch shielding the whole time due to how small Krillin is