Why You Wouldn't Survive a L4D Zombie Apocalypse 

At least you have that pistol that never runs out of ammo

No. I would easily survive with my 10,000 times folded japanese katana. *teleports behind zombie* nothing personal kid. *tips fedora*

I have Genetically Mutated Plants around my house so I'll be fine.

What we learned: As long as you live with Virgil on his boat, you'll be 100% fine

Head to the pub, grab a pint and wait for all this to blow over

After I lose my glasses it’s over for me.

Here’s my reasons on why you wouldn’t survive: 1. You’re not gonna find high powered weapons and ammo on the floor 2. There’s a tank 3. There’s a fucking tank

I’m so glad left 4 dead fans are still alive lmao

Americans: we would survive, we have guns Europeans: *laughs in medieval castles*

*Zombie deers appear* *chuckles* Im in danger

Having a boat would be a literal safecard during any sort of apocalypse, it’s even better if you live right next to the docks that has them! I have a few reasons why. 1. Most boats come with water filtration systems so you wouldn’t have to worry about water, if you brought a fishing rod too then you’d pretty much have an ocean’s supply of food. 2. If there is a nuclear war, no one is going to send a nuke into the middle of the dang ocean. 3. Zombies can’t swim. Now, there are more reasons, but I have to practice my shooting and traps, see y’all 👋

Jokes on you, I'm an athlete, I love by the mountains, and would probably get eaten by a lion trying to survive up there...

" You aren't gonna find a live AK-47 in the streets of New Orleans *so frequently.* " Seriously, genius.

Kenobi: I have the high ground. Hunter: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!*

My fave part of l4d is how hours of gunshots won't attract zombies but a small elevator will.

"You can't survive a left 4 dead zombie apocalypes" Me: Uh....okay *sv_cheats*

I'll always be in that helicopter that misses the group of survivors so I'm good.

But if you bite the zombie Would the zombie can be infected by human virus?

My question is how Keith survived the apocalypse- don't remember if Ellis ever implied that he did but it'd be funny if he were to show up out of nowhere fully equipped and battle worn from all the shenanigans he got into.

Offcourse you wont survive a L4D zombie apocolypse because there will always be that teammate that friendly fires you 😠

Bro if I saw a tank in real life, I'd let them zombies take my cheeks straight to the undead right with em

Shoots firearms with no suppressor or silencer. *Nothing happens* Car alarm goes off. *Everyone drop your shit and run!*

"wont find an AR-15 on the street when you start" you're right, but i can find one in my closet. MERICA!!

I just want to comment about the detail about the Spitter's acid. Stomach acid doesn't cause immediate damage. Your epithelial layer will last long enough for you to wash it out without issue. The main concern comes from getting it in your eyes, which can cause damage; however, it's highly unlikely to ever be able to kill you. An acid strong enough to melt you alive would melt right through the spitter

running zombies? PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD DAY 1

For me, if a zombie apocalypse some how happened, “I’d try, I won’t succeed and die a horrible death, but hey I’d try.”

Step 1: find medieval armor Step 2: find claymore (sword) Step 3: Spin in a circle Step 4; profit!

I think owning a boat would be a good idea A small boat out in the sea,tide to a long rope leading to shore Zombies can’t swim and the rope makes sure you never get lost One problem,survivors may pull your boat in

I'll just wait until the Simpsons predicts it.

I feel like it really depends on the type of zombie apocalypse, if it’s a L4D style apocalypse literally everyone will die, not even a question. However if it’s a walking dead apocalypse, if you plan for it and either have a group or can move quietly and quickly enough you can probably survive well enough. Some of the survivors in the walking dead prove that you don’t have to be a spec ops soldier to survive

"Why you wouldnt survive the Left 4 Dead infection" Me: *Laughs in mods*

The reason I would survive: the green flu epidemic takes place entirely within the lower 48's... *AND I'M ALASKAN BORN AND RAISED*

Lil Wayne told us there are plenty of guns in New Orleans.

Obviously I wouldn’t survive a L4D apocalypse because Canada doesn’t use guns

One of the worst things during these apocalypse scenarios is you do not know who you can trust and that will basically turn majority of survivors against one another making the whole ability to build up groups close to impossible comparing to how its shown in films, stories and games.

Hit the mystery box and hope for a thunder gun or ray gun mark 2 or a dog round

Hear me out, I believe that the main menus of L4D2 is from the eyes of a dead survivor/infected. Since the viewpoint is from the floor surrounded by infected. Just a theory.

Just build a sky base and grow wheat there until you get a carrot from a dead zombie

TBH, coming back from depression, nobody can stop me now.

I will survive Because *Im already dead inside*

You wouldn't even survive a L4D zombie apocalypse IN GAME because if you get grabbed by one of the specials, it's game over.

(late) I wouldn't survive because: - Unfit -Tired easily -Cant Shoot / Bad Aim -No medical/other knowledge

I'd probably be able to survive the initial outbreak due to the climate and below average population I'm in and also due to the fact that I have proven to have an overly strong immune system, but my lack of fitness, combat knowledge and supplies is definitely going to get me long before the special infected are taken into account-

Easy answer to this question, I wouldn't survive cause my teammates are trash.

here are my rules for the left 4 dead apocalypse: Never Go in Dark spots Always close the doors behind you always peek before you go shove then shoot

Lowkey, if it was a walking dead style apocalypse I WOULD try to survive. BUT if it was l4d or 28 days later I would probably kill myself pretty quickly

half of the walking dead -style zombie horde could be destroyed with a single molotov coctail and most peoples can figure out how to make it by just looking at it because its so simple

That sounds like something a zombie would say

In Short Notice: The Reason You Can't Survive Is: The Zombies Are Sprinters And Jumpers And Mutants Have Insane Strength Ability And Can Spit Acid

Tanks tanks everywhere That's the only reason why we wouldn't survive O yeah and Jacker- I mean chargers Edit: Thanks for the 455 likes XD

I'll tell you the short answer why I wouldn't. . . Instant heart failure upon encountering them. No joke, a friggin rollercoaster sent me to ICU for 2 days, I ain't gonna last being chased by a horde or God-freakin-forbid a tank

"LFD is the worst apocalyp.." Flood: Hold my beer.

Zombie movie logic Slow walking zombie results destroyed military army and eating dead people Fast running zombie results Military is alive and well, after bites people it takes another prey Logic?

I know I would survive cause I would change the difficulty to easy

Why u wouldn’t survive 1 baddass tanks 2running zombies 3one armed beaters

The thing that scares me is that there wont be anyone making KFC.

I know I'm going to die

The reason why the survivors escaped the apocalypse is because they’re immune to all of the contagious effects that cause the infection to spread upon contact with the virus. Which means they could breathe in the contaminated air, get bitten several times, and still remain non-infected. That’s why zombies result to pure brute force instead of biting, because they’re intelligent enough to realize that the survivors won’t budge to the virus. Very interesting stuff, actually. Go read about how the survivors obtained immunity to the virus, it’s worth your time if you’re a L4D like I am.

Actually, tanks can still break the safe room doors.

Came just to laugh at all the 16-19 year olds talk about how they'd easily survive because they have "Guns and knives and stocked up food and solid doors"

People always forget that the main cause of infection is the airborne disease itself, not bites/scratches

LFD is the worst apocalyp.." *Necromorphs* : Aaaw... that's cute !

Real reasons you wouldn’t survive: 1) The zombies run and can climb, outmaneuvering most humans. That’s all you need to know 2) Special infected grapple you with a tongue from any distance 3) muscle man hurls cars at you

Why I wouldn't survive the L4D universe 1: A high change of being infected by air or a scratch/bite from the infected. 2: Even if i managed to make it pretty far, I'd probably be gunned down by the military 3: I am not very strong 4: I run out of breath fast 5: The Special Infected, I could probably take on a Boomer (Maybe a Spitter?) but as for the Hunter, Smoker, Witch, Jockey, Tank and Charger, I'd be screwed.

Ha of course I would survive, left for dead that’s just baby stuff I play real zombie games like pvz all you need is plants to kills zombies ez pz

The Walking Dead explained why the Walker used the brick. They explained that since they were still just recently turned they still maintain some human intelligence. But the further in they got, the little bit that they had vanished.

Since zombies can't really feel pain, they would be able to run forever, but there is only so much trauma the human body can take. A zombie could probably dead sprint for 24 hours straight without stopping, but the leg bones could shatter, or the muscles could burst, or the tendons could rip. I don't know how long it would take for that to happen because most people stop running when they feel pain. Zombies wouldn't stop until their legs were overworked to oblivion.

Bruh just play Gucci gang earrape full volume and I bet those zombie won’t want no smoke

I would survive... All im going on to do is get guns. Trickshot zombies teabag dead survivors While drinking apple juice

If you think this is bad try fighting a chicken in Skyrim

a lot of people i know think that the goal of the zombies in L4D (just like all other zombie media) is to bitter and infect. i always have a good laugh when i shoot that idea down the fact fact that after the zombies kill all the survivors, they stop. they start attacking each other. and the fact that when you get knocked down, the zombies dont attempt to bite, they kick. and punch. and tear. they just try to kill. if you actually play versus and you're behind where the survivors can see, you'll notice that if the survivors are idle for long enough, the zombies outside start to attack each other. they get violent. they attack. they'll even kill all others if the survivors wait for long enough. and the special infected can attack and kill regular zombies in just one hit! its always fun.

Obviously I would survive Just open up the console and put on godmode

Me: oh boy zombie apocalypse Me realizing it's the green flue: oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Just read World War Z (the book) and it's easy to see why people would not survive a zombie apocalypse. And the zombies there don't run like hell like the ones on Left 4 Dead. Humanity will be pretty much screwed.

Been working on a bunker for years, for any type of outbreak. Including this one. We used it for a bit when corona hit

hell my main goal is kill at least 2 zombies. that sorts out my KD in the grand scheme. (as in, if i kill 2, even if i become a zombie, the number of zombies in the world is still down by 1. everything after that is just karmic gravy)

That 1 dislike I bet is that 1 guy who thinks he can kick anyone's ass lol

An animals response to fatigue has to do with more than simple endurance, it’s also the body‘s way of protecting itself from injury, and muscle degradation. The reality is that if people were infected, and lost their ability to appropriately respond to fatigue, their body and muscles would begin to break down... within a single day. If you ran full-speed for hours on end, you would tear and detach nearly every muscle in your arms and legs along with all of your tendons, and ligaments, which would leave the affected appendage inoperable. Just because you can’t feel or respond to pain doesn’t mean you would be excluded from the affects of redlining your body for hours, days, and weeks on end. Not having the awareness to do things like brace yourself for impact, or consciously adjust your body would also lead to some very severe injuries that the infected would not just be able to shrug off. When a normal person jumps off of an elevated point, they know to position their bodies to absorb impact without injuring themselves, but an infected person, or a zombie, is just going to dive off of that elevated point, without appropriately shifting their weight or maneuvering to allow themselves to land without injury... which would lead to millions upon millions of shattered bones in the feet, ankles, and legs. Honestly, that type of outbreak would actually be over far sooner than one with a bunch of slow moving zombies, and may even be more survivable in many ways. If you could get past the first three months or so, nearly every single infected person/zombie would have pushed their body to the point that it would be completely in operable, so while they may not be dead, they’ll most likely just be lying around yelling, unable to move their legs and arms, and you could just play clean-up. Obviously, the initial outbreak would be far more dangerous and perilous, but if you were in a secure location with enough supplies to last you a couple of months, you’d probably be fine.

me at the pier: wait an apocalypse Move out the way Richie rich I’m taking the yacht

I have enough food here to last me about an hour

Something everyone overlooks: The apocalypse would end in like a month because their legs would break, even if they somehow managed to overrun our armed, protected civilizations. Which, they wouldn’t, as the video said.

One Weapon That Will Save The World Nuclear Weapons I said The World Not Human Race.

Was playing Left 4 Dead 1 yesterday, and was like "Holy shit, I'd be dead from just a normal infected zombie"

Anyone that says that they will survive a zombie apocalypse will absolutely die on the first day

Blame the PAYDAY crew on starting the green flu outbreak by raiding Mercy Hospital for a couple of blood samples

People are barely surviving in civil environments where there's no such thing as zombies, let alone getting criticized. Lmao.

Watching this in 2020 hits a little bit different.

I wouldn't survive, because I'm too lazy to run, end of the story. Edit: And because I'm already dead.

0:22 Id honestly kill myself, If I couldnt find a trustworthy crew outside your family (Your family would likely be dead and finding trustworthy crew with camaraderie is really hard) or any shelter to live in, Id kill myself. And how would you fall asleep? Being under pressure and constant fear, immense fear, I wouldnt be able to fall asleep, and Its already hard for me to fall asleep. And if you do find a crew and build a really strong relationship with them, it would mentally destroy you to see them get turned to zombies and being forced to kill the person you bonded with over a certain period of time because they were trying to kill you because they turned into an atrocious, bloodthirsty, horrifying creature

Being completely honest I would probably kill myself if any zombie apocalypse happened

Re-watching this after some time just floods my brain with endorphins

My first time playing L4D, I killed a tank running at me with one blow from a frying pan. I'm sure I'll live.

It's not zombie that I fear in the zombie apocalypse , but humans .

All I need is a frying pan.

This doesn't need explanation. How you could survive is a good question 🤔

lol, "wouldn't hesitate to off them". Funny how everyone dreams of being a psychopath.

BUT HEY THAT´S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY

2020: oh yeah bet

anybody ever calculated the amount of bullets youd need to carry with just the double pistols to survive irl

i would survive! as a zombie!