Wii Sports Resort Will Forever Be Mii Childhood 

I got Covid last week so I wanted to play something fun and nostalgic. With the announcement of Nintendo Switch Sports I thought it'd be a good time to revisit this absolute classic again. Thanks for all the well wishes too guys :)

I love how, over the course of a few holes, John Golf morphed from a middle-aged guy who doesn't really care about golf, to an abusive psycho.

John Golf: *pulls out pistol* “I’LL SHOW YOU A HOLE IN ONE”

It is absolutely beyond me how nintendo has not yet realised how much people LOVE the Miis. One of the major reason Miitopia is as popular as it is is due to the huge customizations for the Miis

Von Karma: “for you see John, it was I who hit your ball into the water!” John Golf: “I’LL HIT YOU INTO THE WATER!”

I love how aggressive that intro is Like he is playing resort out of SPITE

In my head canon, I Want Die is John Golfs last caddie who survived, but ever since he’s been scared by it. He still hears the yelling of “ILL SHOW YOU…” in his head, and the constant demands for more Jägerbomber. One day he finally snapped and can only communicate through yelling, as a release of the pressurised trauma he’s experienced. As a last ditch effort to find happiness in his life, he travels to miitopia were he finds his meaning in life, killing god.

I love how John Golf started as just a sad depressed guy and turned into an alcoholic dad and then finally became a violent man with clear PTSD who wields a gun on a gold course.

I love how wii sports has actual characters with somewhat of an implied backstory Because you have Matt, the champion in most combat related sports like boxing and swordplay, and even being a coach in the training modes, but he’s also tried out Tennis, being not as good at that sport, putting him at a lower difficulty

I can't wait for John Golf to be a recurring character in this community Edit: "John Golf seems to have pulled out a shotgun from a secret gun compartment and is now threatening his caddy." said the golf commentator calmly.

Interesting fact about bowling for anyone who didn’t know: the split that RT got on his first shot at 4:40 is actually harder to make than a 7-10. I always called it a Greek church, although I’m not sure if there is actually a proper name for it. I’m gonna stop talking now because I don’t know how interested people would be with something about bowling.

RT: makes jokes about often roleplaying as an abusive father RT five minutes later: is roleplaying as an abusive father

I love the new John Golf character that we’ve created today. Would’ve been a great character for Miitopia

Wii Sports Resorts is THE most nostalgic game for me. One of the most memorable Wii games

May we all salute I Want Die, who, despite living a life of achievement, never managed to actually die

Narrator of Wii Sports gets home: "Honey! I'm home!" **starts to uncontrollably say 'Nice Shot'** **heads to his bedroom only to see his wife getting nailed by John Golf**

I love how it always says "stop" in the middle of your wildly violent combos like the miis are asking you to stop so desperately that they *violate the rules of the medium* to get their message across

about the "give the children a margarita" thing - my parents always tell the story of a kid in their block who got caught smoking a cigarette at age, like, 13, and his dad made him smoke a massive fucking cigar to scare him away from ever smoking again. apparently it succeeded

not to over analyze a funny haha bit, but I really like the "bad dad and his unloved children" dynamic because, as a content creator, RT has to strike the delicate balance of maintaining some form of bond with his supporters whilst simultaneously keeping the parasocial barrier between content creator and audience intact. and what's a bond a person can have that is both distant and one-sided, yet familiar enough to be vaguely affectionate? *bad dad!*

John Golf just sounds like Von Karma washed up and spending his retirement golfing after Phoenix used a Bird and a Metal detector to ruin his life

The John Golf commentary is honestly the best thing I've ever heard.

Rip John Golf, may he rest in peace. He really did show us alcohol poisoning.

the bit about Mr. Golfs son referring to him as Mr. Golf in a moment of terror actually had me spit my water out on myself

Reminder to everyone watching this in the future that this stream was supposed to just be a Just Chatting stream talking about a few things that happened and out of nowhere RT pulls out Wii Sports Resort without warning.

The next Wii Sports game will include a mode where you sit in the hospital after having half of your bones turned to dust by some dude who's really good at boxing.

I can not stop laughing, I hope John Golf is a frequent character like Von karma from now on.

The John Golf segment was the funniest thing RT has ever made

RT swinging as hard as he can and the game just saying “STOP” is so funny.

13:48 John Golf is the kind of man who would bring a chainsaw to a golfing tournament.

I hope I Want Die never dies so this series never goes.

Thank you RT I saw someone else talk about the new "miis" and people who clearly have only ever owned a switch were like "what it's way better than the beans with floating balls for hands" a better model is not a better thing miis are not a thing to be upgraded you don't upgrade perfect

I love how you can tell RT's gesticulating as he speaks from the slight movements in the Mii’s hands

The I want die arc never seems to end but a one question remains unanswered: _Why he wants die?_

I was also mad dissapointed the Miis werent shown first in the annoucement, but when the live gameplay was shown with the miis, oh man was a I runnin to my wallet!

John Golf is especially funny for me since I met him once. I worked at the course and he had a shotgun in his golf bag. He fired it in rage when he missed a putt and the police arrested him

0:30 sword duel 4:02 bowling 10:07 golf 18:46 table tennis 19:45 water skiing 20:38 frisbee 21:38 biking 22:13 airplane 22:46 basketball 23:14 archery 23:55 canoeing 24:42 skydiving

The John Golf comentating is literally THE FUNNIEST SHIT ive ever heard. As it progresed i kept laughing harder and last thing i heard before i had to pause because i was laughing so hard and uncontrollably was how the Caby got hit from 40 feet away. Its at this point i pause the video and because my Asthma kicks in and its getting hard to breathe and a little while after i start blacking out a teeny bit. Only one other thing put me in such a situation before but this was funnier of the 2.

No idea how someone can make my sides hurt from laughter when watching Wii Sports Resort not once, but twice. The surfing one in particular got me. Loved this game as a kid, it's mad that it came out when I was 9. I remember wishing that it was a real island so I could visit it because it just looked so nice. Aside from the constant threat of an active volcano.

John Golf is so abusive because he grew up with the pressure of being the son of Vanderbilt Wilhelm Golf, the inventor of golf.

14:02 as someone who loves golf and watches it every single weekend I was CRYING laughing at this section it's so accurate lol

My God, i remember the Christmas our parents got us a wii and that game with two nunchuks. Brings back so many happy memories of me often times *annihilating* my family in all the games haha Didn't know they made a remake tho, surprised they did tbh Also, putting Megalovania when Matt showed up was comedy gold and only appropriate

The boxing commentators are secretly vampires. Their initiation ritual involves capturing a freshly minted golf commentator and draining enough of their life force to leave them apathetic for life.

“You walked all over him like his name suggests” - Some legend in Twitch chat

I love how we saw John Golf being fleshed out. At first he was a food father who could give less of a rats ass for the tournament. Eventually he developed drinking habits after failing to make the hole numerous times. Turning him into a belligerent father who takes his anger out on his caddy instead of his son. Notice how he gave his son tequila to encourage rather than punish. John Golf is a lousy golfer and a horrible partner. However, he is trying his best to be a good father. TL;DR John Golf is constantly a good father despite his drinking problems and anger issues

RT seems even more unhinged in this video, and I love it

I hope I have a Dad as loving and respectful as John Golf

john golf is amazing but my absolute favorite part of this video is at 8:57 when dan tries to do the toad voice, produces a noise like a dying congested goose, and then laughs for 10 straight seconds. perfection

I’ve just got a mental image of John golf stumbling around the corse. Randomly pulling a bottle of whatever out taking a swig hitting his caddy and saying he took the shoot and to leave him be

I remember playing this game as a kid with my dad and flying a plane into the volcano because we could. Bowling was a lot of fun as well as the fighting ones. Always nice to take a nostalgic journey like this with RT going on about substance abuse

this entire stream was like the highlight of my month, GOD it was so fun and relaxing and nostalgic to watch

John Golf was incredible. The commentary almost had me crying with laughter.

I like how RT's swordsmanship causes the sound effects to sound like that japanese drum rhythm that plays whenever Goemon or whoever does some samurai stuff.

I'm glad John Golf has friends, I mean he's going to the bar but he's stopped drinking. Or maybe he works there and that's where he'll make the margaritas for his son.

This has to be one of my favorite videos of yours, not only - but mostly - because of John Golf.

Trying to watch this past silent hours in my house is near on impossible. How am I supposed to contain my laughter as RT voices an entire cast of people surrounding the career of John Golf?!

I recently went bowling irl with my friends, and when one of us threw the ball backwards, we actually did the audience spin

Don't worry Dan, you can still play as Miis in Nintendo Switch Sports... as well as a squirrel. Don't ask.

4:06 reminds me of when one of my aunts came over and i was playing pacman party on the wii and my mom and aunt started talking about the traditional pacman game and i was like "you kno you can actually play it here right" and they were like "what really?" the amount of joy they had for the few half hour as they took turns playing it is just engrained my memory

I nearly choked on my food when RT started doing golf commentary on John Golf

Yes i am on the verge of tears watching this. I've been watching your content both on youtube and twitch for a while now and seeing this just made me realise how long i've been watching you. I struggle falling asleep and often use your content to do that, not in a "your content is super boring" kind of way, but in a "you help me calm down and listening to you ramble is a nice way to end my evening." As someone who's been struggling recently, thanks for doing what you enjoy. keep on making great content.

John Golf attacking random people is strangely soothing to listen to while writing

I have never stimmed so hard in my life I don't think, seeing the second-ever RTGame video I ever watched get a sequel like this where he finally faces Matt in swordplay. Three years going strong. I wish RT a good recovery, and here's to Wii Sports Resort and the return of I Want Die in his natural habitat. While I'm making a sappy comment, I guess I'll make it more sappy. I've watched RT's videos since 2018, and the Wii Music video was the first I ever saw. Clicking on that video was an accident- I thought it was made by someone I was already watching- but boy it's an accident I'll never regret. I have fond memories of hanging out in the Discord, and a particularly vivid memory of being in a Minecraft live-stream chat anxious about getting a flu shot (I hate needles) when I wrote a message about that and sent it, and RT saw it and said he was uneasy around needles too. That year, and for that year alone, I was rather calm getting my flu shot. I know it was just another person in the live chat to him, but to me, one of my best memories from 2019 (which was a very traumatic year for me). 2020 and 2021 were really rough years for me, too, what with losing my cat and covid lasting longer than we could ever imagine, and these videos helped me feel something in some moments where it was either I felt nothing or only despair. My mom loves this channel (she knows him as the funny Irish guy who made a plague), and honestly I wouldn't be where I am now without it. There's a lot of things I can attribute to making me who I am, but this is one of the smaller, but still oh-so-cherished ones. Overall, thank you RT, and thank you to everyone in this community who's been kind and made great jokes in the chat and comments all these years. wow this is so sappy and I've edited it like 8 times lmao

Your golf commentary at 15:00 had me in tears. Absolutely needs to be animated!

The Person signing in John Golf "Mr Golf, Is that a shotgun in your bag ?" John Golf "Ah Nah that's just a special club don't you worry about it, perfectly legal" *sweating profusely* "first door on your left"

Yes The tale of John Golf needs to live on forever

RT, I hope you realise you have somehow managed to make a completely new character more meme worthy than I Want Die through the power of a drunken Irish Golfer called John Green. It writes itself mate.

The John Golf arc had me laughing far harder than I thought I could at the moment.

I like how Matt gets a purple sword, very nice detail.

The whole ‘John Golf’ segment made me laugh so much my grin ached for hours especially the commentary. Now that is commentary!

I feel like John Golf and Gary Chess would be fast friends.

14:22 WHACK absolutely took me out 10/10 delivery and the editing made it a chef's kiss good work team

This went from a cute nostalgia trip to role-playing the worlds most angry golfer in no time flat.

Damn, what a throwback, literally found your channel because of killing miis for sport in wii sport resort

The first video game I ever played. Dominated at bowling, and was significantly disappointed when I tried real life bowling

During bowling, dad came back and continued his journey to drink as many cold frosty's while disregarding his child as possible

When RT was talking about his fear of the bowling ball taking him with it down the lane I laughed because that happened to me when I was like- 10. It was too slippery to move so my dad had to come and fire-man carry me off It's a core memory that I remember with fondness :)

This is the most I've laughed over the course of a video, especially during the John Golf arc; I've heard of the channel before but I've never had the chance to watch. Glad something finally popped up in my recommended!! Easy subscription.

Kirbo has always loved your content, keep doing what your doing RT!

RT went from roleplaying as an abusive father to roleplaying as an abusive golfer. Wii Sports Resort is a magical game.

This was super fun, but I also feel obligated to tell RT that you’re supposed to shake the controller when you jump in wakeboarding, you get way more points way more quickly

Feel better soon RT! We all love you, and are sending our well wishes. Take all the time you need to make a full recovery

15:33 omg I sent that message in chat! I honestly didn't expect RT to see it, I was honestly freaking out a bit when he did lol

This is like the 10th time I’m watching this and somehow John Golf always hits me harder every time. I also see how that may be a poor choice of words… “I’LL SHOW YOU A HARD HIT!” “Mr. Golf, NO!”

7:15 I love how hes gesturing, but because hes holding the Wiimote, it's picking it up and translating it to the game LUL

I never knew you could fly to that island and now my inner child is full of rage cause I spent many hours of my life desperately trying to find those last bubbles

I remember fighting matt in my youth and actually having to use 100% of my brain for once Wii sports has the Best memories

I think this is the stream where RT finally went insane. he's talking to himself as John Golf. we just need a mii.

Island flyover was always my favourite game. Felt so good to just fly right over people's heads in my very own plane, give tours to friends in 2 plane mode, find all the secret points, and just be recognized by the Miis of the island as the best Mii. Good times.

Oh God I've missed the miis so much

Matt will forever live on in our hearts as the most deadly Mii when the new game comes

15:12 - John Golf can't get the ball in the hole, but has deadly precision when it comes to concussions

14:34 tournament announcer reviews the play-by-play of a typical John Golf hole

13:03 even when rt's playing a character it's still an abusive father

1:57 and starring Matt Mii as Mace Windu. They even gave him a purple sword come on.

The birth of a new RT persona is always a magical thing. Welcome to the family, Mr. Golf! (please don’t hurt me)

Honestly the real sport event in Golf is the "Audience ASMR knockout Speed-run" all the commentators seem to engage in.

0:13 They are still in the game. But anyway I still can't believe they're actually bringing back Wii Sports. And I see RT is playing swordplay the exact same way I used to play it.

You don't need Valentine dates, you only need Wii Sports

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard as I did while watching Dan narrating John Golf shooting at his caddy

"He's moving up to the green, what do you think, Jeremy?" "I think our jobs are completely meaningless, ALEX!" "Well said, Jeremy, now back to the game."