I was paid to speedrun Cooking Mama 

One of my new favorite past times is watching unassuming innocent souls be terrorized by mama, thank you for this (oh and congrats on the record hahaha!!)

Ah yes, I do enjoy pizza cooked at room tempature for 0 minutes.

I like how he shouts "WE CAN GET MAMA ARRESTED" so excitedly.

I see Jaiden's gone full Megamind and is actively creating her own rivals.

Cooking Mama, more stressful and difficult cooking than even real life, and you don't even get to eat it at the end

SmallAnt: MY mom doesn't peel HER apples 😌 SmallAntMom: DONT YOU SLANDER ME LIKE THAT

13:22 congratulations, I played this game in my childhood for years and you managed to mess up in a way I’ve never seen before. I had absolutely no idea you could just yeet the rolling pin.

fucking lost it at "we have to be quiet so the soup doesn't get upset" followed by loud-ass blowing. thank you for my life Mr Ant

“EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA” - SmallAnt (2021)

I love how his mom was just like “I peel my apples tanner” disapprovingly

17:58 The way he just breezed through that compared to Jaiden is just so ironically hilarious.

Really indicative of the kind of experience speedrunning this game, that everyone who tries it, despite seeing MASSIVE time saves, NEVER attempts it again. I just don't think people are willing to do runs this long more then once for the meme, and I imagine the soundtrack gets really grating.

The Legend says that gordon ramsey was trained by mama and his constant screaming is the result of him failing the cooking mama rice cracker

*After Smallant beats Jaiden, he can get to the final boss, Gordon Ramsay*

14:20 "my DS is on red" I haven't heard that phrase in SO long, and it's exactly how it was said as a kid. There was no "I'm low on battery" or anything like that, it was just plain "it's on red"

33:23 HE WAS TRYING SO HARD LOL. Hilarious that Cooking Mama was able to force a dedicated speedrunner to concentrate this hard

The wave of speedrunners doing this game has revealed that Jaiden is an undisputed god at the video game to be able to speedrun this in only 6 hours on her first attempt.

Just hearing him yell excitedly “it’s better than mama” gave me a bizarre sense of happiness

Can’t wait for Cooking Mama: Prison Bake

This game perfectly captures the energy of cooking around the holidays for my family. Either you do it right or you’re outta the kitchen

I love how excited he is when he realizes mama can go to prison

The words “Even better than mama” don’t even sound like words anymore

I’m surprised the dozens of times ant said “therapy!” didn’t make it into this video

1960: "we will have flying cars in the future!" 2021: "time to watch a man yell and scream at virtual food!"

I love how Jaiden singlehandedly made Cooking Mama 2 a popular game to speedrun

"Let's try an easy one" " *mango pudding* "

I just love how he says “ YES ITS EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA”

"I bet you can't even taste this Mama, you don't even have a nose" -SmallAnt

Oh, so when Jaidin and Smallant cook mama then they are “streamers” and “gamers”, but when I do it then I’m a “murderer” and “cannibal”.

I could sense Jaiden's rage when Ant emptied the mango pudding perfectly first try

As much as I applaud him for doing this blind, I can't help but feel sorry for him that he chose to do it blind

This was so fucking stressful cause I’m used to him being a master of everything, ant not being perfect is painful, but in a good way

Headline: man who claims to be 6 legged insect attempts to quickly cook mother

It took a professional gamer and speedrunner two attempts to beat the funny youtube animator's first run. Goes to show that Jaiden really cooked so well that she became the mama.

I remember playing this game, I thought it was a gentle fun cooking game. I did not realise the stress I was about to endure

I just love the moments where he's like "It's fine..its okay..everything is fine..*plop* *DAMMIT!* "

2:15 All that pencil sharpening training prepared him for this moment

"You just have to be really quite to make sure the soup doesn't get upset." Quote of the century.

I've been following ant for some time now and suddenly he drops a cooking mama 2 run!? This is one of my favorite childhood games. Never knew I needed this!

I remember at the start of the very first Cooking Mama stream (yes, I was there at twitch) that smallAnt got 2 gold medals in a whole hour. (It was very entertaining)

Watching this made me realize how Jaiden is actually quite skilled considering her first attempt is only 23 minutes behind SmallAnt's record (with Ari losing her time).

“I am an egg white pro-“ *immediately spills egg onto the counter* Poor Ant. 20:48

Imagine seeing your mom boiling some water and she just starts yelling at it XD

So funny to see full adults going nuts because their cooking is better than Mama... No one forgets the trauma of disappointing Mama, we strive to keep her and ourselves happy

I just love how his mom is always in chat

'Even better than mama' and 'Mama's going to prison' are now two of my favourite phrases

Idk why, but Ant saying I'm an egg white pro and then immediately dropping the yolk cracked me up

“IT SHRUNK, I HATE THAT!” Smallant 2021

“I peel my apples Tanner...” This part killed me.

Mama: “Remember your training” Smant: “We didn’t have training”

17:11 "Lets try an easy one. Mango pudding." yeah....

2:24 poor DS felt those slaps blasting them cheeks

Smant: can’t I get mama arrested for making this? Also smant: continues cooking the dish he thinks is illegal

Smallant: running around looking for the charger for DS Me: that is some good nostalgia

Qualified baker here. I wish I could tell you that we still knead dough by hand but in commercial baking we just don't have the time for that anymore. We still shape, cut and mould dough by hand but the knead process is done by mixing bowls with spiral arms. On any given night, depending on wholesale orders, one baker might be responsible for making up to 300 kilograms of dough. You just can't knead that kind of quantity by hand.

I played this so much as a kid and absolutely loved it :D thanks for giving me some well needed nostalgia :,)

Jaiden be out here challenging him knowing he's a god gamer

Alpharad crushed Jaidens spirits through gambling, now she crushes those of others through Cooking Mama. The coinflip brought us into this timeline.

Little piece of trivia, shark fin is not illegal to cook in your house. What is illegal is finning (fishing the shark, cutting the fin, tossing the rest of the carcass back in the ocean). After that, a lot of countries banned shark fishing altogether BUT not the serving of shark fin meals. Other countries banned the import of shark fins but if you got some through the black market or something, technically you're in the clear as long as you don't serve them publicly. So if Mama is defended by Phoenix Wright in her trial, she might avoid prison.

His mom coming into chat to own him for not peeling apples is hilarious

“Even better than Mama%”

I randomly fast forwarded and first thing I hear is "Can Mama go to prison? PRISON MAMA" I think it's going great

WHAT THATS ME !! im the current record holder for that category lol this is wild

28:14 Why us it that I can just imagine Cooking Mama 3: mama goes to jail, then one of the recipes is just how to make toilet wine

“One last thing we gotta do” *proceeds to break her two hands with a hammer*

I love the crazy cartridge spinning in the intro because he's speaking so loud the mic picks it up even without talking into it

Watching your videos always makes me smile X3 once I'm a lil less busy I want to watch some of your streams too!

Smallant is so wholesome and funny I love binging him for hours

As Jaiden said, “I’ll cook you so well I’ll become the mama”

It’s actually funnier watching him play something that he has no experience in

15:42 hmmmm... SUS

*No DS' Were Harmed in the Making of This Speedrun*

It's so cool seeing youtubers from completely different genres connecting with such things

"Mama is deliberately sabotaging this speedrun, and I do not respect that." mood

29:45 this is the best quote

2:14 this man seriously went Normal Series: Consecutive Pen Tapping

"We have one recipe left" "So he have about half the run left"

Jaiden could singlehandedly mentally destroy the speedrun community with this

At first I thought Mama was this kind gentle soul that wants to enjoy cooking… but now I realize she’s a sleeper villain like Tom Nook. Except unlike Tom Nook, she’s an acute perfectionist and a criminal for having us cook up Shark Fin Soup

I wonder if it would be fun to try cook these recipes in real life by using Cooking Mama's techniques. I'm sure someone has done that already though. Maybe apart from that shark fin soup though, that's illegal.

Honestly seeing him first try the plating section of the mango pudding was so hype. Unbelievable performance

After Mario died on March 31st Small Ant decided to go to Mama for support.

I just love all the videos of small ant, but i specially love that he is the type of guy who dont makes two videos out of this. And just provides us with top content :3

"apparently we have to kill dracula" Oh boy I cannot wait for a cooking mama rpg game

"I didn't realize talking over your food can ruin it." -Tanner Ant/Smallant, 2021

Nice shirt

5:21 Clearly he has never made corn potage before. It's honestly so worth it in the end though, the creamy corn soup is so delicious

32:46 I love how the chat just slowly speeds up especially towards the end.

"Cooking Mama Is Now On Switch"

Sometimes I won't watch smallant for months, then I'll watch 10 videos in 2 days

Back when Cooking Mama first came out PETA had a Flash game on their website called Killing Mama where you had to slaughter animals to cook them. There was lots of blood. There was also a Super Meat Boy clone called Super Tofu Boy.

When he blew on that soup. OMG I’ve never laughed harder 😂😂

Never thought I'd see the day that Ant plays Cooking Mama

Alternative Title: 24 year old man terrorized by a digital Mama in a cooking game.

Jaiden and Ant, my two favorite RU-vidrs. Thank you for this🙏

the chat was so supportive and funny aww!

jaiden: gifts subs in his stream ant: thanks, i'll *take that record now*

me the second I get to bed before sleeping: 15:17

Watching Tannner lose it over cooking is definitely the kind of content I'm thankful for.

I love how dude got more excited for gold medals in this than he did for achieving goals on lockouts vs pros in BotW and Minecraft, traditionally considered more "adventurous" games