wilbur tells nihachu about Technoblade's Potato war 

I love how when everyone was confused by Wilbur and Niki laughing hysterically, Techno just quietly said "this is normal" as if that explains everything.

*I wouldn't say i'm a competitive person* - Technoblade

This was just the most perfect comedic timing.

"I went to his Island and laughed at him for half an hour. Then I got my Co-op members and then we ALL laughed at him! It was not a good day for Squid_Kid."

Got so destroyed in the potato war he got demoted to a child.

“then i meticulously crawled through his farm timing all his minions with a stop watch for an entire day to total his potato output”

Wilbur: So theres this child im_a_squid_kid: bro im in college

Wilbur: calls squid kid a child Squid kid: *is around the same age as Technoblade*

“This guy has a mental illness” - some scrub that’s #2 in potatoes

“*I have narrowed Squidkid down to four colleges*” “I have developed a *phycological profile* on this man” “And yes, I had to memorize his sleep schedule to pull this off” “He is but a puppet, and I the puppeteer- *DANCE, potato boy, DANCE* Ah yes, that’s a truly uncompetitive man speaking.

*TECHNOBLADE LITERALLY MEMORIZED HIS SLEEP SCHEDULE.*

Nikki must feel like a big third wheel with techno around

I literally thought that wilbur didn't mute and techno was listening the entire time. That was too synced

"I wouldn't call myself a competitive person" "I'm not crazy" "*Of course, I memorized squid's sleep schedule, is that even a question?*"

people always talk about how techno bullied squid at farming potatoes for no reason other than he could, but i still completely respect squid for actually trying to beat the madman that is techno, he didn't sit down and take it he tried to get that number one spot back, and that is admirable. though there is only so much you can do against a man so committed to beating you that he found exploits in how the game registered buffs, created a bot to monitor when you were logging in and out and memorised your fucking sleep schedule just so that he could farm more virtual pixels than you, squid never stood a chance

nothing will ever beat that timing

they call him the bingo boi

"Ok so there is this dude, that put uses like 90% of his days right now to farm potatos in a game, its the funniest shit ive ever seen"

1:51 he is abusing that map.

one of my absolute favorite technoblade moments, i will miss him forever, thanks for all the laughs king fuck cancer

Wilbur: Have you ever heard the tragedy of im_a_squid_kid? Niki: No. Wilbur: No, I thought not, it's not a story the carrot farmers would tell you. It's a potato legend. Wilbur: im_a_squid_kid was a potato farmer so great that he could sacrifice all of his money to get 22 potato XI minions. Wilbur: He had such a obsession for potatoes that he reached rank number 1 in potatoes and paint Mona Lisa. Niki: He could actually do both of those things in his lifetime? Wilbur: Potatoes are a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. _slight pause_ Niki: What happened to him? Wilbur: He had so many potatoes compared to others, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his rank. Which he eventually of course, did. Wilbur: Unfortunately, his farm had one fatal flaw, then using that flaw a RU-vidr called TechnoBlade killed his rank in his sleep. Wilbur: *Ironic.* Wilbur: He had 22 potato XI minions but he had left a big easily fixable mistake. Niki: Is it possible to learn this power? Wilbur: Not from a carrot farmer.

Thank u so much I was watching techno’s stream and didn’t understand how funny this was until now

this is like a storyteller telling a story of a legend to someone and then when the storyteller insults the protag in the legend, the protag immediately jumps out the book and interrupts them.

wilbur: hey wanna play some (game)? technoblade: no, i’m busy today wilbur: how about tomorrow? technoblade: i’m busy for today and all foreseeable days, wilbur.

She thought Wilbur was talking about techno’s sexual escapades, but jokes on her, TECHNO DOESN’T HAVE SEX

Dont forget, he beat hardcore with a steering wheel

Techno only didn’t wake him up on discord because he didn’t know if intentional sleep deprivation was considered torture or not.

His comedic timing is so good, he didn't even know it was comedic timing.

I love the fact that everyone calls squid_kid some random child when in reality he's a youtuber in college Edit: hey can y'all stop stealing my comment thanks

This is the man who had to debate whether or not to implement torture techniques to win a potato war.. I think *competitive* is an understatement

"so i hacked into squid's IP and send a swat team to his house then decreasing his potato production by 3%"

Wilbur calling a college student a little boy sent me

“I’ve narrowed him down to four colleges” -Technoblade

technoblade: “i’m not a competitive person” 500 million potatoes say otherwise king

i actually died when this happened, you can even see mee “LMAOOO”ing in chat. the timing was just perfect!

Techno: "I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person." Wilbur and Niki: *hyena noises*

i miss you so much Techno..

“little boy” Squid: *is a college student*

Technoblade: I'm not a competitive person Also Technoblade: "I've narrowed squid kid down to 1 of 4 collages"

“if he doesn’t respond, i’ll phone his parents”

technoblades laugh here is also perfect timing lmao 1:34

Idc how many times I watch this, this never gets less funny

I love how they are calling squid kid a little boy 😂😂

The way they both clap when they start laughing

"DANCE POTATO BOY, DANCE!" -Technoblade, 2020

This will never not be funny

I watched this live on techno's stream then went back to Wilbur's perspective to watch it later, thank you for making that so much easier👍👍😂😂

*DANCE POTATO BOY, DAAANCE*

The pain just doesn't end

he memorized squid kid’s sleep schedule bro

And he won and it was his favourite day ever Aww But I wouldnt say Im a competative person The timing

my favorite clip of all time Rip Techno

That little boy goes to college

This is actually my favourite clip ever

I like how techno blade was laughing in the video as if he was laughing with Wilbur and Nikki

If nikki is third wheeling RT is the exhaust pipe

"I've narrowed Squid Kid down to one of four colleges."

Sleepy bois owns THE TIMING.

Literally my favorite clip of all time.

techno: "I wouldnt say im a competetive person" Wilbur and niki: die casually techno: huh?

if somebody beats his potatoes farmed now that he has past we need to unite to knock them down

It is definitely understated how big brain Techno is

You couldn't time that even if you tried

How is the timing is so perfect. For context : techno didn't even know that Wilbur talk about him he just reply to one of the comments on his stream thats all

I have narrowed down squid to 1 in 4 college -Technoblade And yes he actually found squid's college

I started watching Techno because of this

WAIT I DIDNT KNOW TECHNO COULDNT HEAR THEM TALKING ABOUT THE POTATO WAR, THAT WAS JUST COINCIDENCE???

I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person - The Blade

Techno: “... I THIRST FOR BLOOD CHAT..!” I think he *thirsts for Potatoes more*

Wilber: little boy Squid: a collage student

Technoblade already won now

I like how he says “on this minecraft server” like Hypixel isn’t the biggest Minecraft server

This is hilarious, thank you for bringing this clip into my life

I skipped through the bingo and completely missed this brilliance.

techno: i wouldnt say im a bad person also techno: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

"I'm not that Competitive" Said the man who literally memorized every possible combination in buildmart just to win MCC

He did it

Squid kid is an adult man

Plot twist: Nikki is secretly techno she is that good at minecraft that she is playing in a tournament and hanging out with Wilbur

"A little boy" I didn't know a college student is considered 'little boy'

It never gets old

0:03 Dude looks like the shy guys from Mario that have a cannon thing on their face

Technoblade: i am not a competitive person. Also Technoblade: this spot is mine. You better farm for ONE MILLION YEARS! Also also Technoblade: (after farming 500 millions of potatoes) WATCH ME DANCE SQUID YOU LOSE THE WAR! Yes. A non competitive person.

0:34 i straight up was just thinking "escapades would be a good word to say" and then he said it

0:38 i just realize someone in the chat watched lilypichu i recognize that emote

"The thing that I learned from hypixel is if you want something, the awnser is slavery"

*2.5k Views* *9 Subscribers*

When he says, "Kid" he means a college student, UK 3head moment

"Dance Potato Boy, Dance" ~Technoblade, the Art of Potato Wars wait what

To be fair it was a grown ass man he was competing against not a kid

Wilbur didnt even put this in his video

.......

Excuse me but it was *THE* *GREAT* *POTATO* *WAR*

History

lmao at first when i saw this i hadn’t seen the potato wars videos and i assumed that it was an actual child that had farmed the most potatoes, and then i find out the dude was in college

It went on for another 4 months

Wilbur: Little boy Squid kid: In college

0:48 you're welcome

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE

4 month? Rookie numbers