Full vod here: www.twitch.tv/videos/56730772... Subscribe to Technoblade Techno's Monologue: • Minecraft Championship... I guess this video was on TommyInnit's video for a second
I love how when everyone was confused by Wilbur and Niki laughing hysterically, Techno just quietly said "this is normal" as if that explains everything.
"I went to his Island and laughed at him for half an hour. Then I got my Co-op members and then we ALL laughed at him! It was not a good day for Squid_Kid."
“*I have narrowed Squidkid down to four colleges*” “I have developed a *phycological profile* on this man” “And yes, I had to memorize his sleep schedule to pull this off” “He is but a puppet, and I the puppeteer- *DANCE, potato boy, DANCE* Ah yes, that’s a truly uncompetitive man speaking.
Oh yeah don't also forget the TechnoTURN on MCC 8, they (Wilbur, Tommy, Phil and Scott) were literally trash talking on Techno, then he slowly turned to them slowly like he was sinisterly annoyed at them. If you looked at his POV he was just in a cinematic zooming around the teammates to looked for his sleepy bois.
people always talk about how techno bullied squid at farming potatoes for no reason other than he could, but i still completely respect squid for actually trying to beat the madman that is techno, he didn't sit down and take it he tried to get that number one spot back, and that is admirable. though there is only so much you can do against a man so committed to beating you that he found exploits in how the game registered buffs, created a bot to monitor when you were logging in and out and memorised your fucking sleep schedule just so that he could farm more virtual pixels than you, squid never stood a chance
The fact that Squid averaged around 8 hours per day, not to say he woke up multiple times throughout the night is absolutely insane. I have mad respect for both Techno and Squid
Wilbur: Have you ever heard the tragedy of im_a_squid_kid? Niki: No. Wilbur: No, I thought not, it's not a story the carrot farmers would tell you. It's a potato legend. Wilbur: im_a_squid_kid was a potato farmer so great that he could sacrifice all of his money to get 22 potato XI minions. Wilbur: He had such a obsession for potatoes that he reached rank number 1 in potatoes and paint Mona Lisa. Niki: He could actually do both of those things in his lifetime? Wilbur: Potatoes are a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. _slight pause_ Niki: What happened to him? Wilbur: He had so many potatoes compared to others, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his rank. Which he eventually of course, did. Wilbur: Unfortunately, his farm had one fatal flaw, then using that flaw a RU-vidr called TechnoBlade killed his rank in his sleep. Wilbur: *Ironic.* Wilbur: He had 22 potato XI minions but he had left a big easily fixable mistake. Niki: Is it possible to learn this power? Wilbur: Not from a carrot farmer.
This was such a pain to read; You have got to fix your grammar. I understand that you're probably some 10-12 year old child but damn. Write your grammar complaints with correct grammar.
@@notxon300I wrote this at 2am sleep deprived. I don't even remember why the fuck I was up that late. _Also this is a joke comment on RU-vid, not a declaration of independence ._
this is like a storyteller telling a story of a legend to someone and then when the storyteller insults the protag in the legend, the protag immediately jumps out the book and interrupts them.
wilbur: hey wanna play some (game)? technoblade: no, i’m busy today wilbur: how about tomorrow? technoblade: i’m busy for today and all foreseeable days, wilbur.
I love the fact that everyone calls squid_kid some random child when in reality he's a youtuber in college Edit: hey can y'all stop stealing my comment thanks
How is the timing is so perfect. For context : techno didn't even know that Wilbur talk about him he just reply to one of the comments on his stream thats all
Technoblade: i am not a competitive person. Also Technoblade: this spot is mine. You better farm for ONE MILLION YEARS! Also also Technoblade: (after farming 500 millions of potatoes) WATCH ME DANCE SQUID YOU LOSE THE WAR! Yes. A non competitive person.
lmao at first when i saw this i hadn’t seen the potato wars videos and i assumed that it was an actual child that had farmed the most potatoes, and then i find out the dude was in college