Wilbur VISITS Technoblade in REAL LIFE! 

Wilbur: tries to hit techno for making fun of his throwing skills Wilbur, 2 seconds later: *Proves techno correct*

Wilbur:"technoblade's a Champ!" Techno, thinking: "how many witnesses..? How many clues..?"

wilbur: "i'm good at throwing" also wilbur: completely misses what he was aiming for and instead hits the worst thing possible

Techno sounds so funny to be around

Wilbur - Hit Techno in his weak spot Techno - Has to take a second to hold back the voices screaming for blood

Sometimes I wonder what Techno's parents think when they hear some of his iconic lines live. Are ya winning, son?

it better not have been a pork pie... IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN A *PORK* PIE

Wilbur: Techno's a champion, because he just stood and waited. Techno's mind: slowly planning the great apple war.

i saw techno's face but still don't know how he looks like

Wilbur's Technos-mother voice is something I didn't know I needed

Technoblade never dies from anything, not even an apple!

It’s ironic that techno has shown his face multiple times, and is still a “faceless RU-vidr”

Techno just has such an iconic voice it is just way to easy to imagine techno during the stories

I can’t believe that was techno’s reaction to getting pelted with an apple on his surgery spot, if that where me I would fall on the ground screaming so loud China could here me

Wilbur really said 'screw all this procedure, I'm resetting it all'

I love the two sides of Wilbur, Chaotic psychopath or a fun-loving guy with cute stories

Plot twist: he pelted technoblade with a god apple and it healed him his reaction was just him being surprised

Why- why does this sound like the biggest Sleepy Boys family fanfic....

Every guy is like Techno.. when a friend comes over and your mum is nicer to him than to you

You just made my day with this now I feel so happy inside lol

Love how he said that he got offended that techno said his aim sucked and in response he threw an apple aiming at his stomach. And he MISSED and hit his shoulder

He's a chocolate milkshake guy? Oh my- I never thought I'd meet another ally in the storm of milkshake flavors

We now have conformation that Techno has a mom and is indeed not an orphan. We also know he has a dad from that time his dad came in on stream

Eating a pie made by your friend's mom for the first time sounds like such an American thing to me.

Ah yes the apples raw and attract rats.

This editing is on point

The funniest thing is that it's not a secret how techno looks like

AWWWWWW THIS BROUGHT ME TO TEARS 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE WILBUR (platonically) he is such a good guy and an amazing person

Guess he does suck at throwing if he hit shoulder instead of stomach

"I have a nice story" "I PELTED AN APPLE AT TECHNO"

Wilbur: techno is a chocolate milkshake guy Techno fans : NOTE THAT DOWN!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away unless it's thrown at you by Wilbur - in that case having a doctor around is probably a good idea.

Wilburs rlly sweet for helping techno like that

No sound, just pain

May you rest in piece techno

*“Welcome to TechnoMum’s kitchen where yesterday’s surgery becomes today’s pork pie”*

wilbur: that was the first time i've seen techno's face techno: has had his face on the internet since 2015

I love technos mom, she sounds like such a sweet person, MY HEART ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Welp, he was right about Wilburs throwing abilitys. If Wil aimed for Technos stomach and instaed hit his surgery. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss him so much...

Wilbur: Hits Techno with apple. Techno (in mind) I know when you are most voulnerable

TECHNO’S MOM IS TORIEL CONFIRMED?????

Awe! This made me cry. I want Technoblade to be better. Like, Right Flippin Now! Happy that Will and Techno met. 🤗

Willbur will never forget about this

1:37 1 second later: NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY!

This story went from sweet to chaotic

The fact that techno has shown his face and everyone has just decided that no, no he hasnt

I really do wonder what technos family think of him being the blood god while they are all so kind

This story sounds like a scene about these legends that would make SUCH A GOOD ANIMATIV

genuinely heartwarming

Fun fact: Technoblade revealed his face 4 years ago and a fraction of people know this.

Out of everything I'm surprised by techno's fav milkshake is chocolate

this made me smile! :)

PLEASE LMAO WHY ARE THE EDITS SOO FUNNY

I guess Wilbur threw as hard as he does in MCC.

"Techno's a champ" "The sky is blue"

The fact that I'm also a chocolate milkshake person as well and when ever I get hurt what I do is stand still breath and not move until I'm alright is crazy lol

When Techno said Wilbur has a bad throw he didnt joke as Wilbur absolutely missed his throw the very next second.

techno sounds even nicer in real life

He hits techno with the apple and hears the juggernaut hit marker sound

When his mom came over he turned back into a teenager just didn't tell anyone that he was upset

This made my dayyy

Techno was internally screaming when he got hit

Damn this hits hard...

If you watched his cooking video he legit almost looks like rick astley

Techno's Mum: *Is nice to her son's friend* How I imagine Techno: *Standing, facing the fence in the corner of the garden, the apple tree almost blocking Wilbur and his Mum's view of him with his head down* (I'm sure you've seen it in some anime, where they suddenly teleport to the corner of whatever room they're in while sulking)

Wilbur is clearly making this all up, Technoblade doesn’t have any parents he just spawned in one day

r.I.p techno

As Techno often says: "OK, but listen to me, listen to me: it'd be funny."

This video made my day

Wishing everyone who is watching this a happy 2022! ❤️

Chocolate Milkshakes..”thats a good one…write that one down”

Doctor: “Oh why are you back here again, didn’t you just came?” Techno: oh idk… someone pelted an apple at my shoulder?

It's good luck, that'll keep the doctors visits short.

I feel so happy rn 😊

Wilbur makes every apple into the bag

Just remember. If it wasnt for Minecraft Mondays, this would never happen.

Imagine getting to see his elbows

HE HANDLE THAT THROW LIKE A CHAMP!!!!

The chat went from aww to NOOO-

Techno’s bio: I’m a chocolate milkshake kinda guy

The fact that it was actual a lemon tree not an apple tree, is more funny to me

- Techno makes fun of Wilbur’s throwing - Wilbur proceeds to throw an apple at Techno’s stomach - Wilbur MISSES and hits Techno’s arm

Aww, of course techno is a chocolate milkshake guy Techno got his humour from his dad and his kindness from his mum I see

This is the most valueable video ive ever watched, will be ordering exclusively chocolate milkshakes from now on

Live Stream Chat: AWWWWW RU-vid Comments: Wait... Pork Pie? (insert rock eyebrow raise meme here)

This is so cute 💗

Now when's Tommyinnit is going to see Technoblade?

The chocolate milkshake part shocked me

its actually must probbably be a bit stressful for technoblade cuz if anyone sees him with wilbur and his arm they will instantly recognise him and probbably also know where he lives

The moment techno was quite, he was thinking how he was going to take another cannon death.

hurt techno AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE

DONATE!!

Wilbur* And I've never had one Techno* Orphansssssssssss

After Wilbur hit him in the shoulder I totally expected Techno to do the patented Techno slow head turn

*Wilbur throws it at his arm*n Technoblade "How long until I can kidnap him?"

Rip techno

Plot twist: he threw a Enchanted Golden Apple at techno and it gave him Regeneration and Resistance iV

When Wilbur threw the apple, he couldn’t hear it then but at his pc, the boss music started.

Chocolate milkshake companies after the stream: MONEY MONEY MONEY