Print: Cthulhu sits, burping, smiling pleased and rubbing is belly while arund him tables and chairs are in shambles and food covers the floor. (Though I'm not at that point in the video yet, so...)
"Guys, there's something really terribly wrong." "Damn right, there's no cheese for the sandwiches." "The egg salad has pinapple in it." "No one's cut the crust off mine!" "Back on the boat!" "YAHHHH!!!!" Best opening to an adventure ever
Squid Master everyone needs some good reading material. Plus, I'm sure it'll come in handy when they run out of toilet paper on the boat...I mean, ship.
Funny thing, a year later... I’ve worked in shipping and maritime security for almost five years now, and I’ve never heard so many people refer to ships as “boats” as within the industry. That said, we also refer to containers as “cans” and first officers as “the choff”, so perhaps we shouldn’t be trusted with words... :-D
"Is that pineapple?" "Yeah, would you like some?" "No thank you, it's the devil's fruit." Wow, all that magic and Binbag still can't conjure up any taste.
Oh to have players that get approached by a mysterious figure with a quest, and follow it without thought. I try that with my party. 50/50 chance they attack the old man.
Kharn The Betrayer bro. This is a land where even the f***ing carrots want to reverse the natural order of things and eat you. What did you expect? Though I must admit, my reaction would be to through up some holy barrier defences. just as a precaution...
Yeah, I fully understand your players. Some random dude walking up and giving you a quest would be beyond shady in the real world and in D&D everyone and their mother is a dark wizard. Sounds like a trap to me.
Joey Schaufeli totally agree, I just recently discovered these vids and I’ve been going back and watching & re-watching while I wait in queues for WoW classic. I’m laughing so hard every episode and I desperately want to play D&D now.
@Sain 7417 Omg I was just saying this the other day lol a cartoon series of this would be epic, Roosterteeth could do it I bet , look how awsome they did with Red vs Blue Halo parady
he really allows too much eldritch blast just hits no roll on a moving target guess they got aimbot. cat is allowed to pick lock without disadvantage so yea suffer from the chaos you allowed
Dob - "I can put them to sleep... well... some of them." Dob sneak to Goblins and hit one to the head with the lute *WHACK*, second one turn his head to the sound, but Dob is too fast for him. *Blam* *Wham* *Pow*. 4 "sleeping" Goblins on the ground. Dob screm to party - "I think we can proceed with our adventure."
Jane and Eldritch Blast is basically like Clarkson and hammers... Combat? Eldritch blast. Locked door? Eldritch blast. Having trouble peeling that banana? Eldritch blast...
awmperry having trouble carrying a baby when the other doctors are being killed by psychopathic murders all while the building is being blown up by terrorists whilst a tsunami is coming? Eldritch blast
Having never played a D&D campaign, I've always imagined an intricately woven story filled with plot twists and unexpected encounters... In reality, I suspect I would be doing exactly what Jane does. "In front of you, the door slowly opens..." "Eldritch blast the door." "We're in the cute and cuddly baby animal hospital." "What are you? Deaf? I said Eldritch blast it, you Motherf*#&$#!" "Our mission is to pet the sad cat with three legs and make him happy!" "Well then you better hope he's not behind that door, because I just rolled a 20, b*tches!"
Corazon: "I'll tie up the unconscious goblins, you do whatever you want with the awake one" Literal ramdom guy in the crowd: "ELDRITCH BLAST!" Prudence: "YEAH!" Also "Don't make me come back there!" And Dob: **plays with cat Merrilwin**
Man I've been watching the oxventure for the past year and a half. I only JUST realized the wizard's name Binbag isnt just a weird British name, but it actually means trash bag.
I wish Ellen had had tiny cat ears for when she transformed into the cat, that would have been the cutest thing ever! I thought, before I saw Ellen's cat puppet. Now my heart has grown from the sheer overload of cute!
After 20 minutes Johnny has just given up and accepted that oxbox and oxtra are always thinking outside the xbox budum tssss His plans are never gonna work-
This place is lovely *somethng is terriblely, horribly wrong* 😂😂😂 *needless to say Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined* 😂😂 this man needs to keep doing d&d with the oxbox crew, I will 😭 if he doesn't
"Hello I'm literally everyone else in the world" officialy best way for a DM to introduce themselves ever also, the devil's fruit is Durian not pineapple
12:29 when he gives the difficulty, and then people boo, then he throws out the "3 in a minute, 15 to 20 foot apart and you're going 'Ooooh'" and the handflip, about the best thing I've ever seen. Ellen's reaction to the whole bit is also kinda fantastic because I think she totally understands his point from the roleplay even in a fun way and loves his reaction, hence the shoulder pat. 20:51 again watch Ellen's reaction when she finds out animals and all the details. Just a brilliant DM work there, obviously this adventure was aimed for her character's background, but the way he made her get so invested in the story by his descriptions. How much you can she wants to hurt him because those tiny fuzzy animals running on belts is so real to her.
“This forest is very important, many things that have not yet come to pass will hinge on these very woods.” Like an exploding warehouse and chair vs cauldron battle.
I can't say how many times I have watched these D&D videos, but every time I still laugh at every joke. Oxventure vids are like a drug to me, with no terrible side effects.
Goodness, I don't know what was up with me, but I couldn't stop laughing for the first 10 minutes of this episode. These adventures get me to crack up so often, which is awesome because I don't laugh often when I'm just by myself.
