7 Hilarious Hidden Lines Most Players Will Miss 

That was sweet baby inc's fault and they actually think killing babies is funny.

What does a candy companie have to do with spiderman? ​@bond1j89

​@@bond1j89Every word of what you just said is wrong. Everything you people believe about SBI is made up. Also, eating babies is much funnier.

​@@bond1j89 As with any other topic, there's a world of difference between killing babies and telling jokes about killing babies.

@@bond1j89 And yet no one batted an eye when Joker did that and far worse in the arkhamverse

To be fair, everything the newer nanny goes on to say makes it clear that such an instruction is absolutely needed - she probably would've fed the baby gasoline if given the chance. The other lady just clocked her right off the bat.

I want to know what the job interview sounded like. How would parents hand their kid off to this woman?!?

Nappa voice: *"Don't. Shake. The baby."*

I think you mean Nanny of the year XD

It seems like such a simple instruction but you'd be amazed by how many _Who's Your Daddy?!_ players get that wrong.

Baby + gasoline = bad Baby + alive = good Okay, I think I'm ready to be a dad now!

Given the historical context of infant mortality throughout human history, that is indeed the feat of a superhero.

Please, everyone lies on their resume.

Please, most babysitters are teenagers. If they DON"T hold a baby for the first time by using a baby that isn't theirs... Well, then THEIR parents are the ones that needed a babysitter.

Not a fact

thats common practice but still interesting if you didn't know how they sometimes do crowd noise

Seriously.💀

Thanks for confirming who I thought that was.

TIL, Marcus Fenix is played by Bender.

That scene has gotta be the most awesome thing I've seen in any gears game.

Now I'm picturing bender doing this rant.

Honestly one of my top 3 favorite Easter eggs

Could be said about a LOT of Mass Effect dialogue on the paths literally nobody ever picks without deliberately trying to be a terrible person instead of just renegade.

@@davidmcgill1000 True, but the premise of the video was *funny* hidden lines and the Padok Wiks character provides quite a few.

​@@davidmcgill1000 you don't need to be evil to Mordin or a good portion of your crew killed. You just need to listen to Jacob, which I guess is worse.

@@willh2690What are you talking about? I listened to Jacob and everything went just fine 😁😁😁 He volunteered for the vents, and I cheered him on!!! 😁😁😁 Everything went peeerrrrfectly fine…. 😁😁😁

Apparently, Miranda has some lines in Mass Effect 3 if you don't kill her in 2. No idea why anyone would let her survive, but an impressive attention to detail.

I want "THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!!!" as my ringtone.

I got that one because I went for a snack without pausing

there's also a ton of dialogue of him trying to convince you to jump into the pit in the final chapter. i don't think i've heard the entire line as it goes on getting increasingly absurd as to what's in the pit. There's so many lines you can just miss altogether in a playthrough in Portal 2 although a ton of them you will hear if you go achievement hunting

There are also ways to "softlock" yourself in portal that will lead to glados commenting on it before begrudgingly getting you out of your self made prison

"There are test subjects in Africa that don't have monitors."

Also trapping yourself in a test chamber will cause Glados to berate you.

While not DK2, War for the Overworld also had those kind of lines. What with it being a sequel to DK2 in all but name. And having the same guy who voiced the DK2 lines say the WftO lines. I know I heard a lot of those kind of lines from all my late night playthroughs of it.

Dungeons 3's narrator would quip at you like that when you launch the game late into the night.

I think a time based comedy list should be in order, and appropriate that you mention DK2 as it’s on steam now

This reminds me of a game that messed with your actual Windows username, or something like that. It might have just read your username, and screwed with the game if it was a certain name? Either way, I distinctly remember seeing a video of it on Windows XP. Of course, nowadays, "game that messes with your computer outside of the game" is practically a whole _genre_ rather than a novelty.

@@farribastarfyre You're thinking of Black and White 1 or 2. I don't remember which, but it read it and whispered it while you were playing.

I hope you make into the subscriber version of that list, just for the glory of your sacrifice ^^

@@scorpix96 It was all worth it, that banana was tasty

I really want to like this, but you've got 69 likes right now and I don't want to spoil it.

Opening a banana?

@@notmousse I'm not a fan of eating the banana skin, in order to eat the fruit it does require opening, usually by peeling, but I admit that sometimes I insert my thumbs into the banana to open it like a book, usually if I can feel that the stem is gonna crush the top of the banana. I confess I don't remember the technique I used on this occasion, but I can confirm I didn't eat any of the skin.

I'm gonna tell my nephew this dialogue was from a Minecraft video.

There's even abit of slight disgust in his face as he does, which just makes it better.

I love little things like that

And in ZD, when you're climbing, she'll mutter to herself, "Don't look down, Don't look down..." and when you move the camera to do just that, you'll hear a quiet "...dammit"

@@kralik394 😆that's great, didn't know that one

Due to Dragon Age Inqusition only triggering banter once every 15minutes, with that timer resetting on every loading screen and pausing when you mount, pretty much any line of banter counts.

Not exactly the same thing but both Sonic 06 and Oblivion have voice lines with the actor asking to repeat the take left in game

​@@crescentmoonrising4852I remember the oblivion one lol

I enjoyed that so much, and now it's quite sad to know that Rooster Teeth has gone downhill. But we will always remember the good days!

I was going to mention this too!

@@blitzgirl6522 They brought us so much great content over the years, and gave so many people joy. It's a shame how far they fell as time went on, and even though I hadn't watched them in almost five years because of the dropping quality and everything, I still have a lot of fond memories of their older work. It's sad they're going away, but it's probably for the best at this point.

@@Gamer3427I shall always cherish the first several seasons of RvB, and Caboose's hilarious quotes. Specifically the episode where Caboose and Sarge are stranded together, some of the most memorable moments are from that one for me.

​@@blitzgirl6522my favorite was when Sarge and Washington get the Reds back together and Sarge just _cannot_ accept that Grif got promoted after getting transferred. To the point of assuming that there's a third, invisible Grif sibling nearby. That, or Sarge having a full-blown Sherlock Holmes moment after talking to Doc on the comms. Either is good.

That's why we love him 😂

Given there's an achievement tied to it, I wouldn't called it exactly hidden.

i'll join you on that afternoon nap... dam whippersnappers don't know how easy they have it.

We *are* old now. You've earned that nap.

naps for everyone!

Funny thing doctors and psychologists still use tape recorders for their patients interviews.

If indeed that tape player was made in 1977, it must be on its last legs like everything else created in 1977. Including Star Wars.

Does it involve similar actions as leaving Megaton over the wall (jumping across the roof of your place (or was it Sims' place?))?

⁠there’s plenty of videos on it. IIRC you have to go over the top of one of the planes.

@@RandomGreymane, just watched a quick video of it and that's exactly the same way to leap the wall and "explore" the "Wasteland" without technically leaving Megaton (since you didn't leave via a door, you're still in Megaton, even if you're far away). This is somewhat useful info to have, though, since there are times that residents of the town slip between the temporal cracks themselves and end up a good distance away from the town (this happened to me a few times with a quest target, so I had to corral them...by finding them and chasing them back to town and having them enter through the front door)...instead of taking the right turn along the wall, clear the wall (you'll likely take fall damage, but it's minor) and make for the school that's somewhere near Megaton and you'll find the townie (to get them to head back to town, though, they'll have to be aggroed so you can either have them chase you to town (if they get offensive) or chase them to town (if they flee)...either way, you'll have to wait until the town calms down to re-enter safely; there are also areas in the void that can cause you or them to get stuck on invisible geometry (or in a small hole), so it's slow going).

It doesn't matter who you let die, as long as he dies and you revive him.

"What in the sweet hells were you THINKING activating that lance, I was right there!"

"Somewhere between a nice summer breeze..."

@@greenhydra10 "And the Full concentrated power if the sun!"

You can do the same thing in The Stanley Parable, but the Narrator won't let you out.

You can. Simply roll up this RU-vid video and put it in the cartridge slot of a Bally Astrocade.

I'm sure it's not in the cards but I'd deffo watch Luke do a whole history of Sony portable audio devices. Preferably with the rest of the Oxboxtra team just sitting there staring into the camera, wondering how this happened.

I don't know if that would explain the reference to the gasoline.

​@@CelticVictory, I swear it has to do with either petroleum being part of gasoline and/or the similarity in the words "gasoline" and "Vaseline" (the common name for petroleum jelly in the US).

Might be a good idea to call the nurse to help us get to our beds for the night^^

i was born in 2004, three years after 9/11 and on the same day as the release of shrek 2. i can legally drink.

@@cikka3425 Listen here, you little...

@@cikka3425 Wait a second! March 19th 2004 would make you 20, not 21! I have a whole 'nother year before I have to feel cripplingly old!

​@@cikka3425, I graduated high school two years before your birth...yet you're still slightly older than several of my coworkers (of whom I'm old enough to be their dad).

There's also that other Grunt in Halo 3's Warthog Run.

There's also StarCraft.

Me not that kind of Orc…

"My tummy feels funny." Honestly, most (if not all) of the RTS games of that time have hilarious lines like that. My favorites always came from Age of Empires, though...especially since the game also had "hidden" taunts/AI commands (only accessible through correct inputs on the same screen in which you entered codes); you get your usual "Yes/No" response, requests for supplies, and offensive/defensive call-outs...but then you get stuff like: "Sure, blame it on your ISP." "Ack! He rushed." "All hail king of the losers!" "Long time, no siege." "Monk! I need a monk!" "You played 2 hours to lose like this?" "Yeah, well, you should see the other guy." ...and my absolute favorite: "WOLOLO!" (yes, the monk noise)

Profile pic checks out

​@@khrisbreezy3628....huh?!

​@@omnitiontpicturestheLiams prof pic is an xbox 360 prof pic

(as in the era of CoD you played) Good times on the ol' 360

Given you're the _only_ pilot on the planet, that's not exactly high praise...

The SotN message may be lesser known to the newer crop of gamers (especially those that prefer to not use physical media), but plenty of games in that era did this (I can vividly recall Skies of Arcadia and Seaman having bits like this...and I'm pretty sure Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors did it too (maybe even the similar Mobile Suit Gundam games)).

Yeah, and they call it Healing Jelly now.

Cassette or reel-to-reel?

You joke, but my knees are, in fact, aching today 😅

HEY. You can't just attack me like this

I went to a party that started like this once....

Not knees but my back hurts. Thanks.

I have a mod where one probe gets all resources per planet, and I'll still send the second probe down to Uranus anyway for that classic line

Freedom Force was a criminally underrated game, dammit...especially knowing its pedigree and where the folks behind it went from there. Most of the cast and crew were sourced from other Irrational Games (or even Looking Glass)...plenty of the voice cast was also part of the Thief series. Terri Brosius, for example, voiced Blackbird in both games...but also voiced SHODAN from System Shock; on the other hand, Stephen Russell has had an extremely long VA career...not only does he voice several characters himself (Iron Ox, Man O' War, Pinstripe, Time Master, Pan), he's voiced most of the Mr. Handies and Mr. Gutsies from the Fallout series, Fallout 3's Harold (the super mutant tree dude), and Dr. Sylvian Bellamy from Prey (among other roles)...but he's also had several main roles. He voiced approximately (well, I'm only slightly exaggerating) half the roles in Skyrim (Belethor, Mercer Frey, Madanach, Pelagius, Clavicus Vile, Barbas, Arch-Curate Vrythur, Lucan Valerius, and others), perennial favorite companion Nick Valentine from Fallout 4, Garrett from the Thief series, and Corvo Attano in Dishonored 2.

Nobody, not a single person on Earth, needs more of Paimon voice in their life.

@@ka-mai Whenever I need to fish, the first thing to do is to go mute dialogue in the settings.

Hitman is full of material for this category, many times refferring to something 47.... What struck me most, is that they altered (or even made?) an entire song played together with Silvio Caruso´s Memory Lane, beginning with "I put 47 spices in the pasta, and it still tastes like ashes in my mouth." I believed for quite some time, that this was just one of the Italopop classics; but I could not find the original. If IO Interactive did not add some more lines to an existing song.... well, then they masterfully made up a new one, that recreates perfectly the sound of 80´s Italian hits (pun intended) with instrumentation, melody, vibes, and even the singer´s voice.

I think it was just the voice actor riffing off of petroleum jelly vs petroleum gas, but maybe she did know about those too. Insane what people used to think was a good idea to use on/around babies! They're fragile as hell!

@@katiebirdie7868 I thought it was mishearing "Vaseline" (brand of petroleum jelly and things)

To be clear, that's "Don't wash clothing in gasoline _at home."_ Washing clothing in gasoline is also known as 'dry cleaning.'

Redneck Rampage has a surprisingly kickass soundtrack on its CD.

That made me laugh.