WILKINS COFFEE COMMERCIALS!!! Reacting to "Curse of the Commercials" - Nostalgia Critic 

"you don't have a future" has to be the best punchline to a joke ever.

The Wilkins ads are just insane, and this only showed a sampling of them. There's actually a 14-minute compilation of all of them on RU-vid.

You know I heard Willkin's Coffee goes great with Little Baby's Ice Cream.

I think that Lou Albano mario psa sticks more because of a few reasons: 1, it’s kind of like that cool/ fun relative actually sitting you down for a serious talk, because when they do that you know they’re being serious and 2, Lou was a wrestling manager, so he’s 100 percent seen people affected by most of what he talks about, so he’s bringing a genuine sincerity to his words you can’t help but hear and 3rd, it’s mario, he cares.

23:55 Vincent Price was a very major actor for horror films and such back in the day (who passed away in 93). while i wasn't born yet to know a lot of his stuff, my mother was a big fan and due to my interest in general of horror and horror related stuff, i'd go on the learn a bit more about him. One of his biggest known about roles to even people that don't know him well is his role of doing the narration at the end of Michael Jacksons song "Thriller" 29:46 Captain Lou Albano was a professional wrestler who also played mario for the live action portions of the old Super Mario Brothers Super Show cartoon, a cartoon that i yet again wasn't born yet to watch normally, but somehow ended up with dvds of and watched them all. Weird fun fact, if you go on steam right now and look for mario, you CAN find the mario bros 3 cartoons from around the same time period, just sorta for sale on steam. I have no idea how this happened, but it's there...

-Suddenly Kermit's personality in the DAU makes a lot more sense, doesn't it? - In the first trailer for The Batman there's a henchman who looks very similar to Doug - 23:11 The Shining , Chucky, Matrix Revolutions, Evil Dead, Dracula

Billy Mitchell is an infamous DK speedrunner that has had several cheating scandals. His favourite thing to do is sue anyone that accuses him.

The look of confusion when you saw real life Mario is funny. So one of the American made Mario cartoons had live action segments, they even use these Mario segments in the American Zelda cartoon (thank God that cartoon is not canon). They continued using this version of Mario for PSA’s at the time which honestly sounds like a more aggressive take on something Mario would actually do. Sidenote: The fact he said “Go to Hell before you die.” is funny to me since going to Hell while alive is the plot of the third Paper Mario game’s seventh chapter.

In case you forgot, the Wilkins ads were shown during an episode of Code MENT. More specifically, Suzaku was watching them on his mech's screen.

The guy who judges you while you eat DK cereal is a guy who used to hold a bunch if world records in scores or speedruns of some arcades. Then it turns out he's a cheating ass so we can't tell which are real and which are lies (he is quite talented, I'll give him that), and to this day he believes he stands in a moral pedestal looking down on everyone.

Cell vs Wilkons? Devil Artemis should do that. Wilkons Could Work for an entire Story-Line

Thanks to this video, I now know that, for the sake of personal safety, if someone offers me Wilkins Coffee, the answer shouldn't be between Yes or No, but instead Yes and Please. 23:13 *sigh* that's Agent Smith from The Matrix. 30:31 That was from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.

Wilkins Coffee went out of business in 1992

30:37 That's Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney. It's a game series made by Capcom. I recommend giving it a try.

30:31 that is a reference to the ace attorney anime

The anime you didn't rognize during the Life Call/ Alert is Inuyasha. Vincent Price is an icon of classic horror. He was the talking voice in Thriller and had a character that was basically him in the Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby Doo that he voiced. His voice is very iconic for horror.

funny enough~ 1:42 that's not a coincidence. see, what I've learned is that before Donkey Kong, the man the myth the legend Shigeru Miyamoto (who created Mario and is a big name game developer) wanted to make a Popeye arcade game but due to licensings back then: he had to start from scratch and not only did the big ape become a well known bad guy for a good while and later a hero(ish) but Nintendo got their mascot to this day. wild how one event starts another.

8:15 He got shot because he has 5 aces, which should be impossible unless he's cheating.

The wilkins coffee ad's are like if tony soprano made his own brutal mafia ad's wacking other mafia members if they ever refuse to drink his own coffee. 😂

Billy Mitchel is the alleged world record holder on the original Donkey Kong to this day for various reasons. Many if which are conspicuous. Billy actually sued Cartoon Network for an episode of Regular Show that portrayed a similar likeness to him in an episode involving beating the high score at an arcade machine. He lost the case due to some hilarious circumstance of the character being a big floating head and hands with no direct scrutiny of his name making the case in favor of CN and Regular Show.

I never knew Wilkie's Coffee existed until watching this Video and the Horrors he's capable of with all of he's Evil,on the bright side Chappin and Buster survive the rest however didn't make it,plus this Creature scares me and the Wilkie's Coffee Brand don't exist anymore so we are screwed,also theduckgoesmoo before you watch the next Commercial Video go watch Nostalgia Critic Muppet's Christmas Carol because is a continuation of this Video.

22:24 play it backwards and it tells your kid to drink willkin's coffee mfg Envy

I always get to excited when I see your NC reactions 💕

23:14 The Matrix Revolutions 23:17 I believe this is Evil Dead 23:21 Bram Stoker's Dracula

Fun Fact: Donkey Kong (the arcade) was originally meant to be about Popeye the Sailor! Popeye would have had Mario’s role, Donkey Kong would have been Bluto, and Princess Peach would have been Olive Oyl.

No wonder kermit always has a gun it's been passed down for generations

38:24 "Wilkins come at me bro." *The next day* Headlines read "Local RU-vidr found dead under Mysterious Circumstances" Me: Some learn, some don't....

Also yes you were right about that being Golden-girls which now sadly all of them have passed

you should watch some of defunctland's videos. They're very informative and entertaining. I definitly recommend his jim henson series if you want to know more about the wilkins coffee ads

Apparently from 1957 to 1961 Jim Henson made over 100 commercials for Wilkins coffee and other products. Captain Lou Albano aka Mario’s Drug PSA is the freaking hilarious. If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die! Some learn and some don’t. Stop Wilkins coffee before it’s too late! Lmfao 😂☕️🔪🩸💀

I'd totally watch a video where you do searches for Vincent Price and other references you didn't get and just watch whatever comes up and looks interesting.

Glad you enjoyed the Wilkins Coffee commercials. And Nostalgia Critic only scratched the surface of those darkly funny and sadistic ads. Definitely react to 14-minute Hall of Advertising compilation video of Wilkins Coffee's greatest hits. And spoiler alert: this is not the last time Wilkins pops up in a Nostalgia Critic review (be sure to react to Nostalgia Critic's review of The Muppets Christmas Carol when you do reactions to NC's Christmas-themed reviews come December). Also, I really enjoyed your reaction to the AG Baby and AG Bear commercial and their "baby bear talk"; that commercial was really funny in just how much of a fail it was.

4:44 I believe this is Inuyasha, but I'm not certain. 30:30 This is an adaptation of the original Ace Attorney trilogy games. *Who?* Donald Pleasence was well known for his role in Halloween. "...the eyes of a sociopath" came from the 2007 reboot.

34:17 *_I was not prepared for that Arnold Schwarzenegger arm…_*

Just wait til the PSA segment in the next one. Though, I actually recommend watching Nostalgia Critic's Muppet Christmas Carol review before that. Let's just say there's something you'll want to see in that review first before finishing all the current Commercials specials 😉

Elmo has hair, but you know who doesn't have hair? Rocko

Donald Pleasence was the original Dr. Samuel Loomis in the Halloween franchise

That diet coke ad was narrated by Ben Affleck.

You know who has some good coffee commercials? DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE! REAL COFFEE! FROM THE HILLS OF COLUMBIA!

31:40 I love that Kyle and Nostalgia Critic have the same reaction to Mario saying you'll go to hell before you die.

Billy Mitchel is known for being the world record holder for Pac-Man and Donkey Kong. In the past few years it had been revealed that Billy cheated his Donkey Kong highscore by using an emulator, which resulted his world record in being removed from the Guinness World Records and Twin Galaxies. Billy ended up suing Twin Galaxies for defamation, despite the evidence against him. Also, there was an episode of Regular Show from Season 2 called "High Score" in which the villain is named Garrett Bobby Ferguson, and meant to be based off Billy. 4 years after the episode aired, Billy would end up suing Cartoon Network for "infringing on his likeness" (the case would be thrown out). If you want to learn more about the Billy Mitchell situation then I recommend watching Karl Jobst's videos on the whole matter (Billy would also end up suing him as well funnily enough lol).

The ancestors of Itchy And Scratcy!

23:13 The laughs you didn't know are, in order, Agent Smith from The Matrix Revolutions, the Deadites from Evil Dead 2, and Dracula from Bram Stoker's Dracula

His commercial specials always end so dark 🤣🤣🤣

If your pee is any other color than yellow or clear you need to go to the doctor immediately especially if it has glitter in it

Screw it... I'm changing brands to Wilkins... even though I dont drink coffee.

Captain Lou Albano was a wrestling manager in the 80s and the voice of Mario in the Super Mario Bros Super Show

9:26 it’s like a violent Kermit the Frog

Baby Laugh A Lot, the Joker would find this adorable.

Wilkin’s coffee went out of business in the 80’s.

The blonde kid in the McDonald's commercial is a young Ryan Gosling

When you're caught up on the commercials react to his Spider-Man movie reviews they're amazing

Actually... According to the original instruction booklet, there's so few civilians in Mario because... Bowser turned them into bricks. The very same bricks you smash.

Mario might be onto something, I smoked my first weeds in 2017 now look what happened to the world since then!

“I know someone who can suck the soul out of someone.” …wut? … I mean…. I have a guess… don’t think I should say it

I live in Illinois. Its tedious getting a gun needing a foid card but. Eh. I've bought one so far and haven't been able to use it. Been hoping for something good with my tax return though considering I couldn't get that S&W 500 super before it conveniently got bought as soon as I got a somewhat good job.

Did you know that Bon Jovi is where the famous Karen haircut came from.

3:24 "babie is america" after a billion dollars from one movie, i belive it

Bill was a world record holders for donkey Kong. But he was caught cheating .

4:43 That's from the anime Inuyasha.

5:35 I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon! Attack with White Lightning

7:58 (turns off light) 27:51 CAT

lol if you think baby laughs alot normal laugh was scary dont look up the doll laugh when the batteries are low

Furries are star trek nerds for cartoon animals Duck.

30:32 that is a clip from the Ace Attorney anime

fun fact about the coffee comericals thats an early Kermit the frog.

6:15 I remember the Karen women. Dear lord they are annoying

13:16 XD I JUST SPAT OUT MY DRINK!

Can you please react to the Wilkins coffee commercial

Billy Mitchel is hilarious for the worst reasons.

Why did those girls turn their heads like they're in the Michael Jackson Thriller video?

You should watch the nostalgia critic review of the powerpuff girl movie

25:50 I like tootsie rolls but my wife doesn’t

This video has been seen by 800 people with me included.

You must do Top 11 Christmas Commercials first before the final Video.

Nobody: Abraham Lincoln: 7:10

popeye had a game and nintendo was going to release it on there console but copyright stuff made it so they had to replace popeye and bluto and olive oil with mario and and dk and pauline

i think that was inuyasha abridged

Could you react to Nostalgia Critic’s Matrix Trilogy reviews?

A day early? Yay!!!!!!

17:32 I don't see the point of the bell. Like, what's the point of being notified when the home page informs you of new videos?

Actually the original Donkey Kong was a failed attempt to make Popeye game

Ya'know, for something to be nostalgic it needs to be at least 10 years old, ATTACK ON TITAN premiered in 2013 and season two premiered in 2017, so...... Attack on titan season one review when

4:44 Inuyasha.

does pg mean anything anymore nostalgia critic

13:16 I-In what regard???

have u tried wilkins coffee?

Yeah oreo barbie was recalled because of racial issues.

Billy Mitchell is a well know high score breaking gamer for mainly arcade cabinets. he mainly beat the Pac-Man and Donkey Kong games but a few years back they revoked he's high score for Donkey Kong cause they believed he cheated with an emulator. of course, in 2020, they then changed it so he's scores were true because of looking over the footage again. man has been on a roller coaster of if he cheated or not and i felt bad. and, this is just my own thing but: back when i went to this gaming showcase, which had all kinds of old games and consoles like a ton of arcade cabinets, a huge Pac-Man game and even a Virtual Boy, i actually got to meet him in person. brought along my Pac-Man "cosplay" (just me carrying around a cardboard cutout i made with foam pellets) and he signed my Pac-Man amiibo, which i got i believe days before to get him to sign it and it was the last one at Wal-Mart. it was a pretty cool week.

So apparently you know who Urkel is, but when Critic said he looked like a future Bill Cosby, you said nothing!

Day 228 of asking for game theorists fnaf 13:39 you mentioned the franchise, wheres 4/20 mode (not drug reference, im talking the max mode of custom night) and the rest of the games

Hi