Imagine being a channel devoted to obscure records and polka music, and then suddenly there's a deluge of comments about the Pittsburgh Steelers. Also STILLERS GAHN SUPER BOWL.
Pennsylvanian Polka: Description: This theme is scientifically proven to give the Pittsburgh Steelers an incredibly situational skill of playing to competion's level, regardless of how low it is. Lasting Period: Forever. Improvements: Better quality of football, sheer laughter whenever this pops up. Drawbacks: Worse quality of football, the bullshit is not real. Conclusion: *STILLERS GAWNTA SUPAH BOWL*
Grossi: Turn that off. I don't want to wave the Terrible Towel. Me: Could be worse. I could've suggested to Tree to have you wear a Kenny Pickett or Darnell Washington jersey and wave that Terrble Towel. Grossi: No! I'm wearing that!
The Steelers are going to be the 1st team in history to win the Super Bowl while being outgained in every single game, it's time to believe it and accept it.
After losing to another 10-loss team in the (checks notes)… THE PATRIOTS?! My god, how the mighty have the mighty have fallen… But after another time of playing down to competition, no, Stillers naught ghanta sooper bowel But someone might be going to the unemployment line
This Steelers season (2023) has been vintage Steelers. Play down (and lose) to clearly inferior teams such as Arizona and New England. Get exposed by real teams. Win games by high end talent, refball, and endless deus ex machina. Fluke their way to at least nine wins. Finish with mediocre 10-7 record. Barely make the playoffs. Get exposed in the playoffs. Tomlin will still be the head coach.
Lyrics: Steelers are going to the Super Bowl Let’s ride with Russell Wilson The High End Talent will carry us all Please save us, Russell Wilson At least win a playoff game for heaven’s sake TJ Watt needs one badly And if the bullshit is not real We’ll resort to Justin Fields
