will the baddies ever find blaze rods? 

i like how kurtis used his diamond to make a shovel instead of saving it

danny's scream after kurtis killed himself on a cactus was the most genuine scream i ever heard from him

there’s something so beautiful about hearing Danny’s audio fuck up while he’s dying in the nether

the comedy of danny being so loud he cuts out is just top tier

"the entire chat was commenting that you didn't have diamonds" snitches

it’s the foreshadowing “in love with a creeper” for me 😩😩

“Maybe we need to go teach them a lesson” “Yeh like math or something” -kurtis Conner 2021

Fun fact: the jellyfish (ghast) noises are actually from a recording of the creator’s cat :)

danny coming into kurt’s room to confront him face to face about his lies and instantly shoving bread into his face WHILE he confronts him is so fucking funny to me

not pictured: the hour Danny spent trying to get back to Kurtis in the nether and the hour it took for Kurtis to get home lmao

I think I can speak for everyone when I say we need hoodwink merch

the in love with a creeper foreshadowing at 3:40 im sobbing

“BOTH HOLES ARE DESTROYED” is a sentence we didn’t give enough attention

This whole series is literally Kurtis just being confused by what Danny says. I love it

the jellyfish guy ascending from the void while danny watches it was so like cinematic ahahaha

me: *watches the entire stream live* also me: *watches both danny and kurtis’s videos of the same exact stream*

"we're going to the nether and we're not coming back until we have 8 blazerods, mark our words guys" *they both burn to death multiple times* *cut to: danny screaming for his life while running from a ghast and kurtis fighting a zombified piglin outside the portal*

I love the fact that Nick is a great youtuber who also edits for kurtis, the lore is really growing here

liked the video purely for kurtis' reaction to danny singing about mommy's milk

OH MY GOD I DIDNT NOTICE ALL THAT FORESHADOWING FOR IN LOVE WITH A CREEPER

"I loved you in the Olympic" is my favorite quote 3:35

PLS EVERY TIME THEY DO THE GHAST NOISES ITS SO HILARIOUS HHAAGSGAA

13:34 Kurtis: 🤨 13:40 Kurtis:😀

,,And I was just mining in the mine’’.... *ah yes the floor here is made out of floor*

Okay wait I can’t be the only one who finds it adorable that Danny watches Kurtis’s streams

god I want Drew to start playing and both Kurtis and Danny start teaching him conflicting information

Danny screaming at the ghast was the loudest jump scare I’ve ever been through

a moment of silent for danny, the hoodwinked. fly high

why tf is the mommy milk never addressed. it’s been hours since i’ve seen this vid and I’m still thinking about it, just playing hauntingly over and over in my head like a kurtis conner skit

i love how it cut from kurtis having half a heart and saying “i have all your stuff” to him having full health and absolutely nothing

watching danny and kurtis practice using their doorbell is the only thing i need to sustain me.

Cant believe you bean boozled Danny so hard

can this please just be an smp of all the commentary youtubers i would die

Poor Drew's over on his channel so bored and lost, he's reviewing TV shows and ads. That guy needs to learn minecraft like rn! lol bring him in.

they were both wrong. Jeremy Renner is everyone's favorite superhero!

19:58 the mic cutting out when Danny screams too loud is just so funny

im living for nicks cameos

5:35 D; "oh shit there's a creeper down there" K; "oh no-" D; "hey baby ;)" i don't think i ever laughed so hard at a youtube video lmaooo

I love how Danny will be singing/saying some weird shit and Kurtis's face, every single time, is so priceless. For example: 13:31

"I can explain officer she told me she was an hour old, how was I supposed to know she just spawned into this world??"

It's great how both Kurtis and Danny have each found a fortress but neither have realised

13:26 when kurtis smiles and makes. a heart with his hands in response to the subscribers message was so cute

the 10 second cut of in love with a creeper is sending me

i love how curt boy has a staircase to no where :)

Danny and Kurtis playing house is what I live for

the transition to the song was so good

*Working while listening to the video* "Both holes are a disaster!" *checks that I'm not accidentally watching a Kurtis and Danny adult video*

fun fact: theres an actual place in hawaii called kurtistown

Holy shit, they matched their shirts in this stream to the music video. The "whoa where am I" makes so much sense now hahaha

I always watch Danny's lives and Kurtis recaps. Nick's editing is just top tier

LMAO I CANT BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THAT WORK THEY JUST LEFT THE STUFF IN THE DESERT 💀💀💀🤚

OMG I'M LIVING FOR THIS CONTENT BADDIES PLEASE NEVER STOPP

Chat : Kurtis : guyssss no , I am not going to kill Danny! Stop telling me to kill Danny (ง'̀-'́)ง Chat :....

"You gotta spend money to lose money" -Danny

"I'm a k-, i'm Kurtis I'm your friend" i thought he was about to say "i'm a killer"

I don’t play minecraft nor am I particularly interested in it but I can’t stop watching Kurtis and Drew play

Kurtis accidentally blowing up the sheep hole was hilarious

kurtis face when danny when talking about mommys milk😭

13:32 is just. My favorite part of the whole video. I love the singing, and I LOVE Kurtis’s reaction. Priceless.

is anyone gonna tell them they can make a nether portal by their house and they don’t have to travel to one?

Danny singing “I might” is legit the best thing to happen to me today

it’s sad to see danny’s solo series is coming to an end but hopefully this will last longer with all the bs they do

petition for kurtis and danny to hoodwink nick jonas

please keep nick as the editor y’all are so funny together

I think if we all tweeted at Nick Jonas he’d join lol

16:55 is probably the most genuine scream ive ever heard from kurtis

Danny: *fighting a ghast in an attempt to gather blaze rods* Kurtis: *fighting with a literal child*

i am alive for one reason and one reason only: this‼️‼️‼️

you guys are the only reason i finally joined twitch

Still mad Danny didn't sing, "I'm in love with a creeper, on the low I'm tryna freak her." That would've been BARS

16:57 the inner minecrafter in kurtis has finally come to the surface

Living for the sudden realization that nickisnotgreen edits these videos. A solid addition to the good boi commentary crew

Kurtis's little smile when Danny is singing

Can’t believe Danny said “smokeshow” when it’s almost white boy summer

I was eating when danny said both holes are a disaster and i almost choked

not kurtis making a diamond shovel 😭

How much danny and kurtis are in love with creepers makes me forget they're both married

so we’re not gonna talk about the 10 second creeper song that lowkey went hard??

appreciation for nick’s editing here, top teir my guy

only true baddies wear minecraft socks while watching kurtis pogger and danny gamezalez minecraft highlights 😎🥵

“Had diamond”-Danny Gonzalez

Tbh I’ve listened to the song more times than I care to admit

Kurtis's face when Danny sings the Mommy's Milk Song is comedy gold

in the books hermione says that muggle technology gets wonky around hogwarts so that muggles don't accidentally walk onto the grounds

12:56 "how did he fall asleep so fast?" Kurtis is the Great Zamboni confirmed

Danny: "I guess I never heard them talk about youtube in the movies" Sir, Harry Potter took place in the 90s.

We've done a #kurtisisoverparty so now it's time for a #dannygonzalezisoverparty...

kurtis being a girlboss, gatekeeping and gaslighting

5:06 I WAS NOT PREPARED TO HEAR MY OWN NAME LMAO

I like how Kurtis always looks like he is going to fall asleep, kill someone, or is confused XD

WAIT I DIDNT KNOW THAT NICKISNOTGREEN WAS KURTIS’ EDITOR????

i come back to these all the time

"both holes are a disaster"

Just followed y’all on twitch so I can watch it live yay

this is my only reason to live anymore

It's kinda funny that they both made puns in their gaming channel name Kurtis pogger and danny gamezalez. Legendary collab

why is your editor lowkey kinda cute 😳

Are we not gonna talk about how precious 13:24 is 🥺🥺

i blame kurtis and danny for making hoodwinked part of my vocabulary

this minecraft series make me so unironically happy